Life is too Short to hate someone. Believe in God.. for he created you because he believed in you. Indeed the person with patience will achieve SUCCESS. A Woman can Control you.. Beware!! God made her to do that... :D I love being with and around kids... I can be 1 with them. Kids love me more. :p I love my life.. howeva fukd it is or will be. I am too AWeSOME to ruin it for anyone. I tend to make a lot of mistakes. but in rush n make up for it.
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An old man goes to the brothel to feel good for the last time. the matron leads him to a young appetizing girl ready for anything."Dude, undress so we can get down to serious stuff!"The man undresses and the girl takes his clothes and throws them out the window."What are you doing, girl??", screams the old man."Don't worry. We are going to do sex that until tomorrow you're gone lose so much weight and you wont need those clothes anymore." When the girl undresses the man takes her clothes and throws them out the window."What are you doing grandpa, is this the revenge!?""No, not at all, but until you'll turn me on, the fashion is going to change."
The art of the sale is overrated; selling truly is being in the right spot at the right time. I have spun the cleverest sales pitches, sold water and bumped into someone at a local cricket game and sold them a complete line of replica watches, a shirt, and perfumes by just telling them that I'm a salesman. It was Wednesday evening on April 21st, I was sucking air and was in the wrong place...
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