About Rubz

Thanks for taking a moment to read my profile, it frustrates me to answer questions that I've already answered here, so if you'd like to chat please say hello, but have a browse here first.

I love to read stories here, and have a few of my own too, would love honest feedback on them. My reading queue never seems to go down, as soon as I read a load, I discover a new fab author and have to queue their whole story list!

I also enjoy chatting to lots of new people about all sorts of things. Go ahead and say or ask me anything, I'm very honest and not shy to speak my mind, if I don't wanna answer, I won't.

I am happily married, we've been together since we were teens, and only ever been with each other. He's the father of my two young children and yes he knows I read and chat on lush...

I love to chat, but often use my phone, meaning I tend to lose connection mid conversation sometimes. Send a private message and if I can, I will reply ASAP!

*Important* Please don't get stroppy if I don't respond immediately, I've got kids around me most of the time, a life to get on with outside of lush and sometimes I just don't notice that a message has popped up. I have no time for anyone who is going to get moody with me, and I often go through my friends list to remove people. (I'm a lovely person really, lol)

I'm not here to collect friends, I like to chat to the friends I've got, so always welcome a nice message but don't want long lists of people I don't remember talking to. Some details in your profile always boost my interest too, I'm not really interested in talking to a blank profile with no pics.

I do enjoy a bit of porn, and love to explore new naughty things and learn about myself. I've discovered many things since joining lush, and myself and hubby have benefitted greatly from certain stories and forum tips!!

If you wanna send a friend request, go ahead, but please put some sort of message with it, tell me something interesting about yourself.....no pressure ...haha xx

Thanks for reading....or skimming lol

Rubz (Sandie)
Relationship Status:
I love to read, and write a little here.
I enjoy my kids and my friends, and painting my nails while watching tv with my hubby.
I enjoy lazy walks in the forest, chilled out meals with the family, movies with popcorn and snuggles, and hot, exhausting sex at the end of the day.
Love morning sex too, but the kids are early risers!!
Favorite Books:
The Twilight series
The Hunger Games series
Divergence series
50 Shades of Grey series
Left Behind
The Borrowers!!
Charlotte's Web
Most crime thrillers, fiction or non.
Also love a good soppy romance story, but only now and then.
Many talented authors here too...won't list faves but I have an ever growing list of fave stories listed below.
Favorite Authors:
Stephen King
Patricia Cornwall
Tess Gerritsen
Kathy Reichs
Karin Slaughter
James Patterson
So many...
Favorite Movies:
Jurassic Park series
Twilight saga
Saving Grace
8 Mile
Law Abiding Citizen
Miss Congeniality
Shaun of the Dead
Cast Away
Fast and Furious...any of them
Saw...any of them
Borat, lol
Any comedy dvd from Lee Evans, Micheal McIntyre, Sarah Millican..and others
I have a love for seriously fucked up, gory, sick, twisted kinda movies too.
There's just so many... not to mention the porn of course!
Favourite TV Shows:
The Walking Dead!!!
Ray Donovan
The Client List
Friday Night Dinner
Criminal Minds
Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Greys Anatomy
The Following
Blue Bloods
Rookie Blue
The Affair
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Middle
Modern Family
Rizzoli & Isles
About A Boy
Storage Wars...lol
Impractical Jokers
Prison Break
And lots of things I can't think of right now!
Favorite Music:
Love a bit of most genres, have always been a big fan of Eminem though!
I like some pop, some country style music, a bit of dance.
Anything with a beat to dance to, and words to sing along (badly!) to.
Though I don't like screaming metal or hard core rock music...genuinely gives me a headache lol.
Faves at the moment are...
Ed Sheeran
Bruno Mars
I'll add more as I remember and discover more.
Date Joined:
04 May 2011
Last Visit:
08 Oct 2015 (4 hours ago)
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Gurls, do you like guys who moan?
Posted: 15 Sep 2015 09:15

As long as it's a masculine sigh/moan/grunt then definitely!! It tells me he's enjoying what we're doing. My favourite is a hissed expletive, and a kind of growl, sends me crazy!!

Topic: Post a random fact
Posted: 05 Aug 2015 11:20


Love this, so cute!

Topic: Your first ANAL experience?
Posted: 04 Aug 2015 01:14

The first time was awful, so painful!! We were drunk and didn't use enough lube, no foreplay, terrible.

Now...it's amazing!!! Lol

Topic: Talking about sex with friends
Posted: 04 Aug 2015 01:01

I wouldn't want him giving out any specifics about me or my body, but the idea of him bragging about a bj or something is quite hot, lol. Though he'd never do that, he's too private.

Topic: Best position for ANAL
Posted: 01 Aug 2015 01:15

For me, missionary to start with, a pillow or rolled up towel or something under my hips to lift me up. Sometimes on my back with both legs on one side of him is comfortable too.

Personally, doggy is a bit too deep for me, unless done very gently, though I find its easy to get carried away into quite animalistic, hard fucking during anal so we just avoid doggy.

Anal with me on top is ok but I mostly do it for him.

So.....go for missionary with more lube than you'll ever think you'll need, be slow and gentle and in at her pace. Remember that if she's on her back and you force it in....she can easily kick you in the face!!! Hahaha.


Topic: Do your Lush life and personal life overlap?
Posted: 29 Jul 2015 08:44

Most of my friends know I like to write what they call "my naughty stories", of those a handful know the site name but not my screen name or the title of any of my stories. Though I did write a little something for a girl's night in that we had recently, lots of wine, a lucky dip bag full of vibrators etc. I had to stand and read it out loud for them all. Was so embarrassing, lol, but they all enjoyed it. Haven't posted it here yet incase any of them check out the site and recognise it lol.


Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 28 Jul 2015 01:05


Pretty much sums it up, haha. Xx

Topic: Story preference?
Posted: 08 Jul 2015 11:24

I enjoy reading both, as long as they're written well.

I voted for first person as that's how I write, and I do find it easier to put myself in the character's place when reading a first person story.

Interesting question, I'm intrigued as to the difference in views from men and women too.


Topic: Games/Drinking games for girl's night
Posted: 01 Jul 2015 12:44

Right lush lovelies, I need your help!

I've got a girl's night in coming up that a friend and I are planning. It was going to be an Ann Summers party but couldn't get hold of a decent rep so instead we're buying a few naughty bits and bobs and doing a lucky dip, playing a few silly/saucy hen party style games (pin the willy on the man, who can get a banana deepest down their throat etc, lol) but also want to play games like "I have never"

I am hoping you can help me with a few questions for I have never, we want them to be a little naughty but not too over the top.

I look forward to any suggestions, thanks everyone!


Topic: Rough sex
Posted: 01 Jul 2015 05:10

Hmm, rough sex for me means sharp smacks to my behind, fingers digging into me, biting, hair pulling, choking Embarassed such exquisite feelings I'm left whimpering and feeling faint.

Also bruises and marks afterwards, sitting down carefully the next day, and the smug look on hubby's face that says he totally owned me! Haha

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Stories Published By Rubz
1-4-3 (I love you)

I love it when you look at me,  Out the corner of your eye,  You think that I don't notice,  But I always catch your smile. I love it when you compliment me,  The little things you say,  You build me up and make me feel,  Like I should never change. I love the way you hold me,  In your arms I feel so safe,  I breathe you in and smile so wide,  Knowing this will always be my place. ...

Added 02 Jul 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 365 | 9 Comments


Subtle flirting begins the game I enjoy, Extended glances and lingering touches,  With the sensuous twist of my smile,  The one only used on those I desire. Electricity fills this room,  Sizzling the air all around,  Exciting every nerve as the current flows through us,  Eyelashes flutter as my pupils dilate,  Encouraging you to explore me. Delicate lips spill burning desires...

Added 24 Jun 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 507 | 9 Comments

First woman to entice me

We've enjoyed many steamy chats on Lush, describing in explicit detail the things we want to do to each other, the secret desire we both hold inside to explore every inch of another woman. Telling friends in the real world we are definitively straight and could only ever enjoy a good fuck from a man, but listed as bi-curious here, our minds reeling with possibilities, our fingers and toys...

Added 01 May 2015 | Category First Time | Votes 18 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,616 | 18 Comments

Better late than never

My husband (who I will call Andy) and I have been together since we were teenagers, and are each other's first everything when it comes to sex. When we started sleeping together we quickly became experimental, wanting to try everything together. We would spend a small fortune in Ann Summers on sex books, porn dvds, flavoured lubes, cock rings, vibrators/dildos, handcuffs and blindfolds,...

Added 18 Jul 2011 | Category Anal | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 13,177 | 22 Comments

A ruined friendship? - part 2

So many feelings were surging through me as I stood in the doorway to my bathroom, staring open mouthed at my best friend Chloe. I was horny beyond a doubt, still a little tipsy from the drinks I'd had in the club, and concerned I'd just lost my best friend. As I re-ran her words my brain I couldn't help but blush, she had said that it was my turn. Excitement bubbled low down inside me,...

Added 29 May 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,003 | 15 Comments

A ruined friendship?

I love my job, and getting to work with my best friend Chloe just makes it so much better. Chloe and I met when I applied for a Christmas job in a little lingerie shop in town, the manager was running behind so we got chatting while I waited to have my interview. I got the job and we quickly became friends, we would go out dancing after work on Saturdays, then crash at my flat and...

Added 10 May 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 11,884 | 20 Comments

Great night in

This is my first story, I hope you enjoy it as much as my husband and I do. It's a true story about a night between him and I, there is mention of how we moan loudly because we have thin walls and I'm pretty sure our neighbours heard us!! I'm thinking about writing some more, so feedback welcome!   I quickly run myself a bath, knowing I'm in for a hot night. Slipping into the hot...

Added 05 May 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 3,829 | 16 Comments

First love, first time

It had been a couple of months since we'd last laid eyes on each other, without the aid of a web cam that is. Standing on the train platform waiting, I nervously checked the time on my watch, and re-adjusted my top. It had taken me so long to get ready that morning, I knew what I wanted to happen between us, but wasn't sure how I should look. I'd eventually decided on tight jeans and a...

Added 20 May 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 18,146 | 16 Comments

You and I

Another story for my good friend Scott69 Words from a text message shouldn't be having an effect on me as much as this. Especially when it's so innocent in nature. Something about talking to you just makes me go a bit strange. I shouldn't have even text you in the first place, it was a selfish move done out of frustration, desperation and a longing to feel wanted. We've not seen each...

Added 01 Jul 2014 | Category Masturbation | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,050 | 21 Comments

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Hi Sandie, a pleasure meeting you. Looking forward to our first date,

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