About rudyP34


I'm a writer (the traditional kind). I'm an avid reader (both traditional and untraditional). I'm a weird guy. Not that I do weird things, but my priorities are simply different. I'm now officially a contributor to this site. So... good for me, I guess.

Doing this too... ask me anything. I'm good at answering questions.


Not really Rudy... this is the internet, people!
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Topic: Is there a song you liked that's now hard to listen to?
Posted: 01 Jul 2012 12:50

Just any R.E.M. song... it was my best friend's favorite band.

Topic: I masturbate everyday. Is that a problem?
Posted: 02 Jun 2012 05:08

I always thought masturbating was a solution to a problem, not a problem itself. If you figure you masturbate too much, maybe try getting more hobbies. And a life partner.

Topic: Met someone famous?
Posted: 07 Mar 2012 06:08

Several Sharks and Canucks players after games, but I envy any girl who got to meet Ray Bourque!

I'm a man, so maybe I'm missing something, but why? I met Ray Bourque and he didn't make me wish I was gay.

Topic: Met someone famous?
Posted: 24 Feb 2012 05:43

Oh... many people like singer/harpist Loreena McKennitt. I met her when I was with a friend, in a small coffee shop in a middle-of-nowhere village in Tuscany, where she currently lives. We chatted for a bit, and were probably the only two canadians within a 50 km radius.

Topic: Met someone famous?
Posted: 24 Feb 2012 05:40

How can we compete with Doll now...

I've mostly met hockey players, while working on a golf course. Yep, hall of famers call me "Mister" and apologize when they get in my way. For canadians here who would care, the hall of famers were Patrick Roy and Raymond Bourque. But I've frequently come across regular NHLers like Simon Gagné, Alex Tanguay, Philippe Boucher and Donald Brashear.

And I've met golfers Padraig Harrington, Geoff Ogilvy, Mike Weir, Ian Poulter, Sergio Garcia and Fred Couples.

Topic: Something fun for all you Canadians out there :)
Posted: 13 Feb 2012 16:24

I think I must be the only American left alive that knows that if the Americans had won the Battle of Quebec against the British in 1775 that Canada would now be part of the USA. Had we won that would be about 35 million more people who can't answer geographical, geopolitical or historical questions to our already burgeoning number. haha


That's the most hilarious battle of all time. Americans get here, get beaten mostly by a thing called winter.

Just to be fair, canadians aren't all that smarter. Go ask most kids and plenty of them will actually think Canada IS part of the US.

And finally: Canadian Bacon is the only Michael Moore movie I absolutely love! I loved Dan Aykroyd's part.

Topic: Something fun for all you Canadians out there :)
Posted: 08 Feb 2012 13:15

Please change your course, eh.

If it had been a quebecer light house, there would have been swears every two words by the end.

Topic: Your favorite uncommon sexy body parts?
Posted: 03 Feb 2012 18:09


Topic: Name a movie that describes your sex life
Posted: 03 Feb 2012 09:16

Dumb and dumber.

Topic: To protect the one you love
Posted: 02 Feb 2012 12:00

I don't think it's something you exactly know (how you would react) until you've been in the situation. But the past indicates I would do a whole lot. I have a friend who wasn't even in a danger of death, last year, but merely broke, in a new city (on another continent, too... hong kong), crappy apartment, very little food, right before the holidays, and my reflex was to transfer a few hundred dollars to her bank account, just so she could have a christmas, and some relief. And it's not like she was my best friend either. I just felt that if I had been in her situation, I would have been infinitely grateful if someone had helped me. Maybe it was vanity... I wanted to be a hero for someone, I wanted to be adored, if only for a moment.

Taking a bullet, or taking a beating at the hands of intruders, or jumping between a loved one and a bear... I don't know. First concern would be the safety of my loved ones. But that doesn't necessarily means jumping in. But if someone gave me the inevitable choice of them or me, I would take it upon myself. I just know I could live with whatever harm that would come to me, if I were to survive. And if I were to die, then.. meh.. I don't believe in after-life, so I'm good too. :p

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The good old hockey game

I never thought I'd say that, because I'm not patriotic by any reach of the imagination, but I miss Canada. Work opportunity had me move to the US, in the Boston area, to be precise. But homesickness has a strong and simple cure for me: hockey. Never could I possibly cheer for the Bruins, so I set my sights on college hockey. I am a frequent spectators at the Boston College hockey game,...

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