About RumpleForeskin
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Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Name:
Rumple Foreskin
Sex:
Male 
Age:
69
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Married
Location:
Lost in the desert out west of Apache Junction, Arizona, United States
Interests:
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal
Website:
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Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
Last Visit:
26 Sep 2016 (1 hour ago)
Page Viewed:
25,305 times
Friends:
53
Followers:
62
Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
3,232
Stories:
29
Badges:
14
Latest Forum Posts
Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Sep 2016 21:30

Greetings, one and/or all.

Laura, about that red wine do you want Tokay, Ripple, or Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill?

Mike, here's a double shot of 'Old Buzzard Kentucky Bourbon' and a schooner of Shiner Bock beer. Sorry your day's been so tough.Since VG is the writer of a 'Famous' Lush story, I'll just put the charge on her tab.

The rest of y'all want anything...I mean, besides, Tanya? Can't have her. She's helping me back in the stock room with some hands-on inventory work.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Sep 2016 19:58

Greetings, VG. You finished off the last of Buz's 'Hunch Punch' so what about a 'Gorilla Killer' a super-charged Cuban Libre using 151 proof rum. A couple of those and you even forget your burns. (visualize a smilie showing great sympathy)

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Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 23 Sep 2016 19:38

VG, I don't feel your pain...for which I'm very grateful. But this may be a hint that you need to become a bit more ambidextrous and/or less klutzy.

Topic: What Pets Do You Have?
Posted: 22 Sep 2016 19:32

Just one question: Do flies, fleas, bedbugs, roaches, etc., etc. count for purposes of answering this 'Petting' question?

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Topic: true stories
Posted: 22 Sep 2016 19:23

Like most writers anywhere, including Lush, some of my stories are pure fiction, others were inspired by real life or based on real life events. A few are even 'names changed to protect the wanton' recounts of real life events. For instance, the first story on my sig line was inspired by a relationship between two friends of mine. The third story is from nothing but my warped imagination. But the second story...well, that one is based on honest to goodness, 'if I'm lying I'm dying' type real events exactly as the story details...honest, no fooling, trust me on this one, okay?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Sep 2016 10:55

Greetings, denizens of Lushland. As most probably know, today is the first day of autumn, at least up here north of the equator. However, with Halloween just a few weeks away, here's something else to note with appropriate gestures.

On this day in 1692, eight citizens of the colony of Massachusetts were hanged for their supposed connections to witchcraft. Theirs were the last of the deaths caused by the Salem Witch Trials, preceded by 11 other hangings, plus five who died in prison, and one who was crushed to death for refusing to enter a plea.

Here is today's theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLVDG88swMI

Now the question before the bar is what drink would be most appropriate to observe this blight spot on the national escutcheon.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Sep 2016 15:38

Gil and Company: Speaking of Charlize Theron, one of her more sultry nude photos inspired the opening to one of my Lush stories, A Special Photo'. In the phphoto, CT, is stretched out on a bed amid rumpled sheets that negligently cover, just barely, her essentials. Her hair is disheveled and covers the hand propping up her head She is on her side, looking toward the camera.

Anyway, that photo inspired the following opening:

A SPECIAL PHOTO
by Rumple Foreskin

Sensual and seductive, she lay amid the rumpled sheets of the bed where we'd just made love, relaxed and at ease within the golden skin of her petite, perfect body. Not posing, not looking at the camera so much as through it, into the photographer, into me. Waiting with an expression of amused tolerance for me to finish and rejoin her.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/a-special-photo.aspx

If you get a chance, check it out.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Sep 2016 15:12

Greetings, lusty ladies of Lush. VG, imo, what you contemplate would not be cheating so much as exercising your bi-drinking tendencies. Go for it, girl.

Gil, in all semi-seriousness, I've found that drinking something warm at bedtime can sometimes help one enter the land of nod a bit sooner than expected. While the top choice goes w/o saying, hot chocolate, perhaps laced with a suitable amount of brandy, has possibilities. Of course, a 'hot rum toddy' might also be worth a try. Combining two or more of those suggestions is not recommended unless you are already in bed. ;)

So what do you folks want, to drink, that is?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Sep 2016 22:35

(Pours three-fingers of Buz's own booze into a relatively clean glass.) Here you go, Buz. Anyone who lusts after CT deserves a clean glass. Though I can no longer see the many images I collected of her clothed, semi-undressed, and magnificently nude, they remain fresh in my memory. For as has been so wisely stated, 'A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.'

BTW, about five years ago, , my daughter was attending my sons graduation from the American Film Institutes MFA program (screenwriting) and Theron and her group sat right behind her (Clint Eastwood was to receive an honorary degree). While getting seated, her butt bumped the back of the head of the guy (a friend) sitting beside my daughter. When CT apologized, he said no problem but that now he'd never wash his hair again, and Theron broke up. According to my daughter, Theron was even better looking in person then on the screen or magazine covers.

Just something for you to dream on tonight. ;)

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Sep 2016 22:30

(Pours three-fingers of Buz's own booze into a relatively clean glass.) Here you go, Buz. Anyone who lusts after CT deserves a clean glass. Though I can no longer see the many images I collected of her clothed, semi-undressed, and magnificently nude, they remain fresh in my memory. For as has been so wisely stated, 'A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.'

BTW, my daughter was attending my sons graduation from the American Film Institutes MFA program (screenwriting) and Theron and her group sat right behind her (Clint Eastwood was to receive an honorary degree). While getting seated, her butt bumped the back of the head of the guy (a friend) sitting beside my daughter. When CT apologized, he said no problem but that mow he'd never wash his hair again, and Theron broke up. According to my daughter, Theron is even better looking in person then on the screen or magazine covers.

Just something for you to dream on tonight. ;)

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Stories Published By RumpleForeskin
What Are Friends For?

She blew in like a pissed off F5 tornado, shouted, "Don't say a fucking thing,” slammed the door shut,and slung her purse across the room. It ricocheted away from my butt-weary couch, cleared off the end table, then teetered briefly at the edge before following the displaced debris onto the floor. Only the reading lamp survived, leaning drunkenly against the wall, shade tilted at a...

Added 20 Aug 2016 | Category Love Stories | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,664 | 11 Comments

Afternoon Aftermath

For Cindy Davis, it had been a weekend of unbelievable firsts. She had just spent two nights in a mid-town hotel room making almost constant love with Ray, a man she barely knew. Of course, it had been a once-in-a-lifetime experience, no doubt about that. He’d been alone, a long way from home and had needed her. Still, it marked the first time she’d ever cheated on her fiance', which...

Added 21 Apr 2016 | Category Reluctance | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 8,493 | 9 Comments

Treats First then the Trick

It was a fantastic fuck. Randi Druitt's sex-charged body writhed and shuddered. A large, powerfully built man lay between her widespread legs. With deep, fluid strokes, he pumped his demanding cock in and out of her very willing pussy. Each thrust left her gasping with passion and wanting more. The freckle-faced redhead lay nude on the backseat of an old Buick, parked on the far side of a...

Added 21 Oct 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,365 | 7 Comments

Recommended Read Getting A Lot Of What She Wants

The thick, glistening shaft slipped from Cindy’s mouth like a long, sexy serpent. When the swollen cockhead came into view, she lapped at its smooth surface while glancing up at her husband. Ray’s big, nude body was sprawled comfortably on their living room couch. Curly blonde hair cushioned his head against the wall. Those blue eyes she adored so much were shut. His lips were parted. It...

Added 28 Sep 2015 | Category Fetish | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,568 | 15 Comments

Of Love and War and Donna Lynn

It was another turbulent day in the summer of 68. Student protests raged from the Sorbonne to Berkeley. In the US, civil rights demonstrations and anti-war rallies were turning violent. Martin Luther King was dead; Bobby Kennedy would be soon. In South Vietnam, hundreds of other Americans were being killed each month. Soldiers patrolled the streets of Saigon, Paris, and Washington while...

Added 31 Aug 2015 | Category Historical | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,573 | 17 Comments

A Different Sort of Cramming

Textbooks and study notes showered down from the bouncing mattress of a venerable four-poster bed as a long, thick, column of rigid flesh kept up a steady rhythm of lust and need, surging back and forth past stretched, slightly irritated pussy lips that clutch tightly around the unyielding shaft relentlessly cramming its engorged cock head into the inner most depths of a wet, stuffed...

Added 27 Aug 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,876 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right It Can’t Be Wrong: chapter 3

Kelly woke in her stepbrother’s bed cuddled next to his nude body. The sheet barely covered his morning erection. She thought about teasing him awake, it struck her as the big-sisterly thing to do, but then rolled onto her back, stretched, and immediately dozed off and slipped into yet another rerun of her dreams. Like most of those she’d had recently, they involved sex. Unlike the...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 21,541 | 9 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 2

After a lot of poking, prodding, and teasing, the stepsiblings managed to disentangle and get off Jason’s bed. Before he could pull Kelly out of the room, however, she noticed the sheets. “Whoa. Halt. Stop. Sorry, but those sheets have got to go.” Jason protested but she remained adamant as only a somewhat fastidious big sister can be and began stripping the bed. Perhaps it was seeing her...

Added 27 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 21,121 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 1

Horny, nervous, and half-naked, Kelly Layton peeked through the open bedroom door. Inside, her kid brother, make that her kid stepbrother, lay stretched out on his unmade bed, reading a paperback. But he’s no kid, thought Kelly. Not anymore. Though still just eighteen, with his athletic build, dark hair, eyes the same steel-gray as his father’s, and a smile that could get him laid in...

Added 25 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 40,954 | 7 Comments

Reuniting

The old-style Checker cab inched away from the congested airport loading zone,then pulled out into the cold, rainy January evening and headed for a downtown hotel. Inside, Gwen studied Mark's face. For all she knew, he might have found someone special while back home. Hesitantly, even shyly, she asked, "Did you miss me?” Mark nodded, "You were all I could think about on the flight up....

Added 30 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 4,843 | 14 Comments

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elizabethblack
Posted: 26 Aug 2016 17:33

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Posted: 02 Jul 2016 20:08

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WellMadeMale
Posted: 31 May 2016 14:47
Your honky tonk can use an upgrade, chief...


Gillianleeeza
Posted: 13 May 2016 15:03
I never thought of making them into necklaces. I'll have to give it a try.

elizabethblack
Posted: 16 Apr 2016 20:44

Gillianleeeza
Posted: 09 Apr 2016 17:41
Waiting for my drink and more umbrellas.

Milik_the_Red
Posted: 26 Mar 2016 22:43

elizabethblack
Posted: 26 Mar 2016 20:29
Happy Easter and Congratulations, but keep those tears dried away

Gillianleeeza
Posted: 25 Mar 2016 21:29
I'm pretty sure she'd win the contest. I'll just keep drinking.

Gillianleeeza
Posted: 21 Mar 2016 17:02
Can't decide if I should go out back to the dumpster. I think I'll drink inside for awhile.
Lush
Posted: 17 Mar 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

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biggym
Posted: 16 Mar 2016 17:13
Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy.

Buz
Posted: 02 Mar 2016 20:16

elizabethblack
Posted: 14 Feb 2016 19:37
Have a great Valentine weekend

Buz
Posted: 23 Dec 2015 16:06
Merry Christmas, Rumpy!


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Posted: 07 Dec 2015 20:28

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Poppet
Posted: 14 Sep 2015 19:20
Thank you for celebrating my birthday with me.


elizabethblack
Posted: 27 Aug 2015 11:45
Thanks for adding me........

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Posted: 27 Aug 2015 10:29
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