Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.
All right, no shoving. You'll all get served, sooner or later. Thanks for that link, Hannah. And as a token of appreciation, here's a 'Hannah' to wash down the taste of all that tea. ;)Seeker, be nice to BC and BC may (or may not) be nice to you...and let you use the spoon for your own tea.MP, both you and Nora Jones are prime examples of, goodness. (slides over two GoldSchlagers)Verbal, just to make today even spookier, it's Kurt Cobain's 50th birthday. I'm not into horoscopes, still... . On that festive note, who's ready for a drink?<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8">
Greetings, BC. Just so happens there was a half-empty can of Earl Grey tea bags under the bar. No idea what it was doing there...probably hiding. Will that do ya right?And speaking of, "Infinite Jest" today is the birthday of, David Foster Wallace. Came across that factoid and a short bio of him on today's 'The Writers Almanac with Garrison Keillor. I'll post a link to the write-up. If it doesn't work, very likely, just google the site and check it out. It's free and worth a daily peek, imo.http://writersalmanac.org/Here's ya hot water, tea bag, spoon, etc., etc...Any more tea-sippers? The sacred urn was cleaned, sorta, only last week so today's brew should be memorable. The rest is up to you. Play your cards right and BC might even let you have her spoon when she's finished.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8">
Greetings dwellers in the light of Lush literature.Mustang, it's breaking my heart and tearing it apart to tell you this, but around here, it ain't what you order that gets you drunk, but what you get. Sad to say, but you can either bring your own or wait until Tanya can work on her cousin Buford, the day shift maintenance engineer over at the liquor store, to add your brand of high-tone Scotch to the store's regular order when the day manager isn't looking. And while Tanya loves her calling as a procurer of fine liquors, so to speak,, getting around to your request may take a few days since, Little Duchess, put in her bid first. Oh yeah, there is a third alternative. Care to try some 'Safeway Scotch'? Unlike our bar Scotch, you never can tell what it will taste like...bit of an adventure.Just got a message from Ping that he has a new story, "Out of Habit" that is probably still on the front page. Now on to new business, or any business for that matter...for instance, who wants a drink?<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8">
Your Highness and Mustang, welcome, both of you, to this abode of anarchical abandonment. I'd give you a list of some of the things that have been abandone in here, but it would be a long, long list. However, at the top would be clothes and inhabitions. (slides over a scotch) Here ya go. Enjoy while Laura's paying.Little Duchess, ma'am, sorry to say, but we ain't got none of whatever it was you ordered. However, next time you stop in Tanya may have coaxed some of the stuff out of her cousin, Rubin, the ass'tnight manager over at the liquor store. So be sure to come back. Okay?Speaking of Laura, seems she and Mike have stepped into the back room for some serious international relationship type intercoursing. Not sure exactly what's going on in there, but I do believe Mike just shouted, "Zealandia forever!" so things seem to be getting on jes' fine.Milik, glad you stopped by. If you and Buz ever show up at the same time with you cigars going, we won't have to worry about mosquitos for weeks. BTW, next time try to convince your lady fair to join you. This is, after all, a class joint where most of the patrons have had their shots and a goodly number claim to be housebroken.Gil, read your story, thought it was great, voted and commented accordingly. IMO, it could be a contender.Verbal, hate to hear your sad tidings. Sounds like it's time to either start some serious drinking, or writing, or both.And speaking of drinking, what'll y'all have?<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8">
Greetings, to all Zealandiaers and Zealandia wanna-be's.Laura, 'Zea Lady from Zealandia' wants everything on the 'drinks menu'. Just one question: What in the name of 'Jackson Daniels' is a 'drinks menu'?As to Mike on a stripper pole, just imagining that spectacle makes being blind seem like a sound alternative.As for Laura smooching with Buz, or vice versa, my only advice would be to wait, possibly for some time, until he's finished his cigar.And to show our support for President DJ Trump and his concerns over non-existent traumatic events in Sweden...day old Swedish meatballs liberated from Ikea are now available.All right, who's ready for coffee and/or an eye-opener?<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8">
(slides two double Black Jacks on the rocks, a Hannah and a mug of 'Bottom of the Barrel' beer to those in waiting)Okay, what follows now is a repost 'cause the original got overlooked being as how it ended up as the last post on the previous page...or something like that.xxxHappy ZEALANDIA Day!It is a truth, never before acknowledge, that Rumplations has acquired a customer from a hitherto unknown land. She isn't a new customer, quite the contrary, but her place of origin has expanded.The subject of this fulsome foolishness is, of course, Laura, aka Zea Lady from Zealandia.For the geographically challenged among us, Zealandia is our planet's newest continent. No one noticed it before on account as how most of it is under water. The only parts above the surface are: New Zealand and New Caladonia.The thing is, like, you know, it's still over a week until Mardi Gras Day, but it's not every year we can combine that with the discovery of a new continent. So whadda ya say we let the good time begin to roll!Now, what'll y'all have to drink?glasses8
Happy ZEALANDIA Day!It is a truth, never before acknowledge, that Rumplations has acquired a customer from a hitherto unknown land. She isn't a new customer, quite the contrary, but her place of origin has expanded.The subject of this fulsome foolishness is, of course, Laura, aka Zea Lady from Zealandia.For the geographically challenged among us, Zealandia is our planet's newest continent. No one noticed it before on account as how most of it is under water. The only parts above the surface are: New Zealand and New Caladonia.The thing is, like, you know, it's still over a week until Mardi Gras Day, but it's not every year we can combine that with the discovery of a new continent. So whadda ya say we let the good time begin to roll!Now, what'll y'all have to drink?<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8">
It may just be me, probably is, but getting to the audio versions of stories seems a bit complicated. If possible, turning the 'audio version available' notice into a link to the audio main page might help guide newbies and those with little sense of direction to the listing. Just a thought.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8">
While we're 'dog-piling' on StormDog, so to speak, I'll add his, "Big Dick's Trucking Service, Inc." to the list. As for lil' moi, any of the titles on my sig line would do with the second one being just a bit 'more equal' than the others.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8">.
(slides a frosty flagon, or something sort of resembling one, of 'Bottom of the Barrel' beer over to Emerson) Big E, what you now have before you is...let's just say, very interesting. Enjoy.And speaking of, enjoying, that just what I did while reading your entry. BTW, don't feel shy about posting links here to any of your stories, especially new ones. By now, it should be obvious this joint ain't got no standards, so link your brains out.Any more calls for alcohol?<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8">
They were young, restless, and bored beyond depression. The two nursing students had been in Gwen’s cramped, single-person, dorm room since coming back from supper, smoking and joking, talking about school, men, and life while playing Beatles LP’s, keeping the incense burner going, and steadily draining the bottle of bourbon Mark had left, "for safe keeping," before flying home for a...
Added 09 Feb 2017 | Category Lesbian
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From her position draped over the back of an old, stuffed armchair, Lynn felt the fresh load of cum oozing out of her throbbing pussy, working its way through matted pubic hairs, then sliding down trembling inner thighs until it dripped onto the floor. The thick cream felt cool on her hot, flushed, skin. With Bob’s help, she struggled to her feet, turned around and hugged him. It had been...
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She blew in like a pissed off F5 tornado, shouted, "Don't say a fucking thing,” slammed the door shut,and slung her purse across the room. It ricocheted away from my butt-weary couch, cleared off the end table, then teetered briefly at the edge before following the displaced debris onto the floor. Only the reading lamp survived, leaning drunkenly against the wall, shade tilted at a...
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For Cindy Davis, it had been a weekend of unbelievable firsts. She had just spent two nights in a mid-town hotel room making almost constant love with Ray, a man she barely knew. Of course, it had been a once-in-a-lifetime experience, no doubt about that. He’d been alone, a long way from home and had needed her. Still, it marked the first time she’d ever cheated on her fiance', which...
Added 21 Apr 2016 | Category Reluctance
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It was a fantastic fuck. Randi Druitt's sex-charged body writhed and shuddered. A large, powerfully built man lay between her widespread legs. With deep, fluid strokes, he pumped his demanding cock in and out of her very willing pussy. Each thrust left her gasping with passion and wanting more. The freckle-faced redhead lay nude on the backseat of an old Buick, parked on the far side of a...
Added 21 Oct 2015 | Category Cheating
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The thick, glistening shaft slipped from Cindy’s mouth like a long, sexy serpent. When the swollen cockhead came into view, she lapped at its smooth surface while glancing up at her husband. Ray’s big, nude body was sprawled comfortably on their living room couch. Curly blonde hair cushioned his head against the wall. Those blue eyes she adored so much were shut. His lips were parted. It...
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It was another turbulent day in the summer of 68. Student protests raged from the Sorbonne to Berkeley. In the US, civil rights demonstrations and anti-war rallies were turning violent. Martin Luther King was dead; Bobby Kennedy would be soon. In South Vietnam, hundreds of other Americans were being killed each month. Soldiers patrolled the streets of Saigon, Paris, and Washington while...
Added 31 Aug 2015 | Category Historical
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Textbooks and study notes showered down from the bouncing mattress of a venerable four-poster bed as a long, thick, column of rigid flesh kept up a steady rhythm of lust and need, surging back and forth past stretched, slightly irritated pussy lips that clutch tightly around the unyielding shaft relentlessly cramming its engorged cock head into the inner most depths of a wet, stuffed...
Added 27 Aug 2015 | Category Quickie Sex
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Kelly woke in her stepbrother’s bed cuddled next to his nude body. The sheet barely covered his morning erection. She thought about teasing him awake, it struck her as the big-sisterly thing to do, but then rolled onto her back, stretched, and immediately dozed off and slipped into yet another rerun of her dreams. Like most of those she’d had recently, they involved sex. Unlike the...
Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo
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After a lot of poking, prodding, and teasing, the stepsiblings managed to disentangle and get off Jason’s bed. Before he could pull Kelly out of the room, however, she noticed the sheets. “Whoa. Halt. Stop. Sorry, but those sheets have got to go.” Jason protested but she remained adamant as only a somewhat fastidious big sister can be and began stripping the bed. Perhaps it was seeing her...
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