About RumpleForeskin

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Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Name:
Rumple Foreskin
Sex:
Male 
Age:
71
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ , Arizona, United States
Local Time:
23 Oct 2018 19:48
Interests:
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal
Website:

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03 Jul 2009
Last Visit:
23 Oct 2018 (47 minutes ago)
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Stories:
39
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Oct 2018 18:58

Jeff, taking care of us old farts can be a challenge. Just read that Sandra Day Conners has announced being diagnosed with dementia, probably the Big A. Been meaning to send you a PM about that 'stetson'. If you meant boots, I just hope they weren't supposed to have spurs attached.

BTW, the first word in your blurb is 'They'. Then the first word in the story is 'They'. Those indefinite proNouns are the devil's handtool.

BTW #2 - Might be time to consider changing this joint's name to, Beaver Liquors, where, Beaver Breath Brandy, would always be on sale.

Sara, here's your hot chocolate with a double-handful of mini-marshmellows. Now what about the rest of you likely licker likers?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Oct 2018 04:34


I've said it before and lacking anything resembling imagination, I'm about to say it again.

Dearly beloved, when the revolution comes, the person in charge of double-posts will be one of the first to be lined up against the wall. :(

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Oct 2018 04:34

Greetings, denizens of this den of degeneracy, depravity and delightful times.

Curvy, thanks for your work ion Big Bertha. She does l8ike to sleep in sometimes.

Weekender, glad ya stopped by. Sorry today will be a bitch but that's just more proof life can be cruel to the young and talented...right?

I'm feeling a tad envious of...Jeff. No kidding. Just consider he has the lovely LJ by his side and almost as important, he has a great writing project percolating in what passes for his mind. Meanwhile, I'm striking out on writing ideas, anything even vaguely resembling initiative, and those two perennial lost causes,, talent and self-discipline. (sigh)

Some kind soul left us a bag of off-brand doughnuts on the back porch. What's more, a case of fried pork skins arrived yesterday. Sounds like the perfect breakfast to me. So thanks to Curvy, Big Bertha is cooking and there's even some clean, or at least, semi-clean, mugs available. Of course the usual lineup of bleers, whines and fine lickers is also available. So whadda ya writing school dropouts wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Oct 2018 19:18

Ping, just for the record, the staff of Rumplations has threatened a work stoppage if any of them is ordered to milk a (obscenity deleted) moose. Sorry about that.

Pick-up sex? Reminds me of some of my better daydreams. In reality, well, let me leave this topic with one word, mosquitos. ;)

Sara, here's the Tailgater you ordered and Jeff says he's paying for. Now excuse me while I add that charge to his ever expanding tab.

And speaking of tabs, Penman's is also growing with those beers he ordered for Curvy and his own-self.

Sports flash: Buz's Atlanta Falcons are leading the beleaguered NY Giants 10-3 late in the third quarter.

So whadda you Monday moaning misanthropics wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Oct 2018 04:15

(slurp) Blessings upon Tonya and Big Bertha, this coffee is downright drinkable. ;)

Got a PM from our favorite Kiwi, Laura. She's fine just overbooked in 'real life' to include a new bf who she describes as a Frenchman in his 30's.

I haven't checked the site announcement forum today. Is there any news about contest winners? Ya know, it's amazing how laid-back a Lusher can be when their own entry, 'Just Not Fair' link in my sig line, has been kicked out of the contest. ;)


But a second mug of coffee is a'calling me. Thankds to Tonya, there's a plethoria of coffee, and for those into tea and hot chocolate really hot water. Curvy will be relieved to know a new keg of beer is chilling as we speak (type?) and the joint's whines and fine lickers are beyond compare...due to certain legal issues. So whadda ya wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Oct 2018 09:47

Greetings, fellow travelers through Lush Land.

Let me share a thought or two about Stories Space and Maggie Rascal, the site's admin.. IMO, if not for Maggie, SS would already have been closed and so far, I've heard of no one anxious to take over that thankless, voluntary challenge.

Why the hell this Blue and Red issue is a burr under her saddle is beyond me...but that's the situation.

The two of us have disagreed on several issues over the years such as: use of the 'N' word in a story featuring the KKK, a pillow talk scene that, iho, was too explicit, and rewording submission w/o consulting the authors. Now here comes the Red and the Blue. (sigh)

For me, the positives of keeping SS going outweighs Maggie's rigid opinions and actions. So I'll hang around if, for no other reasons than to find out what happens next and to read some good stories.
eta -
And Sccott, your response was pithy, to the point, and pitch perfect

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Oct 2018 21:17

Sweet tea coming up for Sara.
A beer for, Curvy, our historical fiction cixen.
Jeff, here's your hot coffee. You spill any on LJ and Terance the Tarantula says he'll be coming to teach you some manners.

Just for the record, my fifth-ranked (soon to be moving up...probably) LSU Tigers beat 22nd ranked Miss State, 19-3.. They'll probably be moving up because...

Free drinks for any fans of Ohio State. Their undefeated and second-ranked Buckeyes football team lost to unranked Purdue (now 4-3) 42-20.

Now who else needs something of a liquid nature. And before ya start cueing up, that was not a reference to you WS wackos. ;)

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Oct 2018 09:26

Greetings, lovely Lush ladies. Curvy, thanks for handling those early morning chores. You and Tonya have both been outstanding at the daily A.M. labors. Sara, hope you're reading this in your sleep...or maybe something sorta like that. ;)

On the off-chance I'm actually right (don't laugh, it happens, now and then, no kidding) the contest results should be announced today. Stay tuned.

The joint's other college football fanatics sorta have the day off. Sara's Va Tech won't play until meeting Ga Tech on Thursday. Buz's Georgia Bulldogs have on open date before taking on long-time rival Florida next Saturday in what used to be called 'The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party' until the 21st century version of the 19th century Victorian Era 'Blue Noses' got their's bent out of shape and insisted on a name change.

Which reminds me to warn all Rumplators who frequent Stories Space, that the use of 'blue' and 'red' as alternative shorthand for SS and Lush will now be met with extreme dis-approbation and become subject to having those terms replaced with something along the lines of 'this site' or 'another site'. Any feedback should be directed to the site's administrator-in-chief.

Now to business. Tonya, ya ready for some more tea? Sara, ya want coffee, hot chocolate or sweet iced tea? Curvy,In face you haven't noticed, it's after 5:00 pm in your neck of the woods. Ya wanna beer? What about the rest of you literary losers? Whadda ya wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Oct 2018 19:31

Two flagons of wine for Hannah and Julie. Hope you have a great weekend, Ms J.

Night, Tonya. Better go easy on that Nyquil. Don't want tonight's snooze to turn into "The Big Sleep" (I'm in a Raymond Chandler mood this evening)

Buz, I agree that it's would be rank discrimination to keep a brothel owner from running for office just because he happens to have entered 'Past Tense' land. I mean to say, my sainted grandpoppa, a hardcore, 'yellow dog', Roossevelt Democrat, reportedly voted three times for Truman back in '48. That otherwise routine non-event was made a bitt special by the fact the gentleman had died back in '46.

I'm gonna set out a mug full of hot chocolate for Sara who should be checking in any time now. What about the rest of you?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Oct 2018 01:13

How ya doing, Ms Sara? First things first (slides over a mug filled with hot chocolate that's just dripping mini-marshmellows onto the bar)

You'll be overjoyed, or something sorta like that, to learn our neighbors up in Nevada are doing their best to keep the storied traditions of the Old West alive and well here in the 21st century. Read on and be proud to be a westerner who does NOT live in Nevada. ;)


Nevada GOP Plans Campaign for Dead Candidate

“Nevada Republicans are planning a campaign to persuade voters to cast ballots for former Assembly candidate and brothel owner Dennis Hof, who died suddenly on Tuesday,” the Nevada Independent reports.

“Although details are sparse, the effort is a clear indication of Republican efforts to ensure they hold a reliably Republican-leaning Assembly District despite the untimely death of the candidate.”

And before you sling any accusations my way, NO, I am not making that up....honest. ;)

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Stories Published By RumpleForeskin All Stories »

Name Dropping

  Tawny and I had been so hot for each other, by the time the door to Rumplations stock room banged shut, we were already into an old-fashioned missionary-style fuck with her hunching up to meet me every time I hammered down into that prime pussy.   We fucked with an unrestrained, almost savage passion. I gave her no mercy, and she asked for none. Grunting, panting, we slammed into...

Added 30 Aug 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 647 | 21 Comments

Just Not Fair

"It's just not fair."  From the tone of her friend's voice, Claire Davis knew Jan was only half-joking. "What's not fair?" They were in Claire's cramped, one-person dorm room, preparing tuna fish au gratin on rye toast for supper.  "It's not fair that you actually met a good-looking single guy under ninety on that geriatric unit disguised as an ophthalmology ward." Jan was in the midst...

Added 02 Oct 2018 | Category Reluctance | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,746 | 9 Comments

Editor's Pick Summer Succor

Craig Hardin lay on the old, overstuffed couch in his cousin's apartment pretending to be asleep. In fact, he'd been wide-awake ever since someone padded into the dark living room, knelt beside the couch, and cautiously slipped soft fingers inside his boxers. It had to be his cousin, Robin Stuart. After all, it was her apartment and they were alone. But what the hell was all this about?...

Added 23 Jul 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 24 | Avg Score 5 | Views 11,832 | 19 Comments

Terri's Transformation

The nice, young, married, nurse had never made love at work, or with a black man, or been unfaithful to her husband, but all that had changed. Terri Cummings was doing all three at once and loving every illicit, carnal first-time moment. Waves of ecstasy surged through her writhing body as the powerfully built man between her widespread legs hammered his demanding cock in and out of her...

Added 09 Jan 2018 | Category Uniform | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 5,338 | 23 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can't Be Wrong: chapter 4

Kelly Layton glanced out at the dreary, post-blizzard landscape. Just looking at it made her feel cold. That alone would have been enough to keep her indoors, but she had one more special reason. A sudden wave of ecstasy rippled across her nude body and she quivered with delight. Moving her gaze away from the outside world, she smiled and watched the familiar blonde head bobbing between...

Added 09 Dec 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 7,413 | 6 Comments

Editor's Pick A Bookish Love Story

  The dream had returned--so had the eyes. They hovered in an angry sky just above the horizon, seeing everything but focusing on nothing. Amy knew those eyes—knew a time when they’d been filled with happiness and a love of life. But that had been before her brother came back from Vietnam. Young, naked, and skinny, she stood alone and vulnerable on a hill surrounded by flames where...

Added 02 Oct 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,102 | 28 Comments

A Really Good Mood

With a spray of gravel, the ’66 Chevelle Super Sport sped away from the American Legion parking lot, raced down a narrow, blacktop access road, then slowed imperceptibly before making a tire-squealing right onto the main highway. The car quickly accelerated until it was speeding through the muggy, North Louisiana night. The cherry-red Chevy was always speeding — the only question being by...

Added 12 Jun 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,662 | 16 Comments

Adieu, Alan

His candle burned at both ends, It could not last the night.   But readers and friends all agree, It gave such a marvelous...

Added 26 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 880 | 27 Comments

Served Just Right

  They were young, restless, and bored beyond depression. The two nursing students had been in Gwen’s cramped, single-person, dorm room since coming back from supper, smoking and joking, talking about school, men, and life while playing Beatles LP’s, keeping the incense burner going, and steadily draining the bottle of bourbon Mark had left, "for safe keeping," before flying home for a...

Added 09 Feb 2017 | Category Lesbian | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 8,281 | 7 Comments

A Parting Gift To Remember

From her position draped over the back of an old, stuffed armchair, Lynn felt the fresh load of cum oozing out of her throbbing pussy, working its way through matted pubic hairs, then sliding down trembling inner thighs until it dripped onto the floor.  The thick cream felt cool on her hot, flushed, skin.  With Bob’s help, she struggled to her feet, turned around and hugged him. It had been...

Added 23 Dec 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 3,589 | 15 Comments

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