About RumpleForeskin


Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Rumple Foreskin
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Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ , Arizona, United States
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22 Jan 2018 12:39
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jan 2018 08:25

Here's your coffee, Jeff. Looking forward to some of your gloom and dark despair.

any more orders, besides, "Shut the fuck up!"

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jan 2018 06:11

And a mellow Monday to all who enter.

Scott, believe you wanted a mug of Big Bertha's best brew fortified with a dose of BBB. Gotcha. Thanks to Sara in her role as 'Angel in the AM' everyone else seems to have their needs satiated, at least temporarily.

Pat, you ready for a refill on that Jen's Jolter Sara whipped up for you. BTW, word has it her eyebrows will be back, sooner or later. I've warned everyone that heating up flammable, 151 proof rum should be done slowly and very carefully. Live and learn. ;)

Tanya, hate that life is giving you such a hard time. Take care of yourself.

Anybody else need something before the site performs it usual crash?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jan 2018 15:43

Congrats and a Jen's Jolter to Tanya for her Pats come from behind win over the Jags.

Currrvy, you didn't order, but a beer is often your elixir of choice, so here goes.

Pat, you and KindofHeart sound like two guys who would benefit from joining Tanya in downing a Jen's Jolter or two.

Scott, what about three fingers of Old Bear Hugger whiskey? Haven't tried it myself, but so far no one who has tried it has filed a lawsuit over the experience so it's probably better than our bar brand.

Sara, not only are you getting a mug of hot chocolate, its dang near buried under a mess of mini marshmallows.

Any more orders for something to wet your whistle? Though why anyone would want a wet whistle has always puzzled me.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jan 2018 11:01

Afternoon, evening, much later/earlier for everyone else not covered by those first two. I'm hearing calls for: coffee from Sara, the same for Larry but with a dash of fine whiskey, a Hannah for Tanya, and Lyf needs some rum. Would you prefer a hot rum toddy or a cool Cuban Libre'?

Any more wants of a fluid nature need assuaging?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jan 2018 08:31

Greetings to all who wander in wondering, 'Why', then after a couple beers (on, not in, Hannah) remember it was to use the latrine.

We're having a cold snap out here in the desert. Last night it almost hit freezing...honest. Probably sub-freezing up in Sara's mountains.

Contest-wise, we're down to single-digits in days before the deadline. Not meaning to stress out anyone, just saying...honest #2.

BTW, now I know y'all gotta pile of stories on your cue list two grown men couldn't shake hands over...but I strongly suggest you check out, Storm Dogs latest, part one of a bisexual two parter, 'A Rare Beauty'. After you finish, come on back, by a round for the house and then thank me for the suggestion.

And speaking of drinking, whadda ya scrofulous searchers for an honest bon mot or two wanna drink?

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Topic: Wrath
Posted: 21 Jan 2018 08:12

Buz, he wrote: hat makes me think of the Roth IRA (individual retirement account)

Me, I wrote: Being an old country boy, it reminds me of the hot, sweaty, worn-out horse that had been,, Wrath hard and put up wet.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jan 2018 11:12

Pat, glad to hear that positive report on your man-child. Hope this Jen's Jolter eases your stress level. I mean, any drink named after a 'Moderator of the Month' has just gotta be good for you. Right?

Who else needs something to ease their strain and/or get 'em going?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jan 2018 06:49

Welcome to all weary wanton weekend warriors.

Contest-wise, there are now 32 entries and ten days left to avoid the sting of Hannah's lash by getting your entry submitted.

Congrats to Jeff for finishing the rough draft of his inchoate entry.

Now a word about Ping's latest fiendish plan. Scroll up a bit and check out his latest--this one a diabolical scheme to do something or other with Rumplations' related micro-fiction (100 words or less) over on Story Space. I've already let him know that it's a goodness Rumplations cracked legal team from the law firm of Coma & Tose is too, well, comatose to read anything about his suggestion. Otherwise, a threatening 'cease and desist' letter would, probably, follow...maybe. ;)

Enough with all the business talk. Big Bertha is filled with her unique take on coffee and has plentry of hot water for the tea and coco crowd. Best I recall, there are about three calls for coffee awaiting fulfillment. Those hankering after a more robust drinking experience are directed to our selection of bleery beers, whiney wines, and our famous collection of fine lickers. So whadda ya escapees from the sane asylum wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Jan 2018 08:06

More coffee coming up. That nerve-shattering, crack of doom sound y'all may have heard was Hannah flexing her whip hand.

Jeff, slog on, scribe. Your faithful readership awaits, along with 'she who has the whip hand'.

Laura, welcome back. This joint ain't the same without you around

Anybody else out there wanna bug the hell out of the barkeep with more orders?. Sure hope so.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Jan 2018 05:51

Morning, Sara. Sounds to me like you could use a Jen's Jolter (a hot toddy with 151 proof rum) to ease you back into the land of nod. Here's hoping it helpss.

Any more needs this fine establishment can fulfill?

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