About RumpleForeskin
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Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Name:
Rumple Foreskin
Sex:
Male 
Age:
69
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Married
Location:
Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, Arizona, United States
Interests:
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal
Website:
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Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
Last Visit:
28 Jul 2016 (3 hours ago)
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Friends:
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Followers:
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Days in Chat:
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Days on Site:
12
Forum Posts:
3,139
Stories:
28
Badges:
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: 'American English'
Posted: 26 Jul 2016 10:38

You two have gotten me sooooo confused. ;)

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 Jul 2016 20:58

Now, now Gil. One at a time, please. Don't want the things to start melting on you. Besides, making that many might burn out the machine which is, after all, a fine product of, Absurdistan. Oh yeah, if it didn't burn out the machine, it'd probably blow yet another fuse and, just between you and me, I'm about out of pennies to use as 'temporary' replacements.

So here's your extra tall, extra cold, and extra loaded with cocktail umbrellas, daiquiri. Enjoy, while I get a second one started.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 Jul 2016 18:18

Evening, Gil. Ain't it strange how dem a/c units never seem to go out in the winter? A most definite puzzlement.

So you're telling me you need something cool. Well, that eliminates most of this joint's clientele.

(long pause for a short thought) Okay, keep this a secret, but last weekend we got in a frozen drink machine. Right now it's set-up to churn out frozen strawberry daiquiris. Care to test drive the first one?

So what do the rest of you want?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 Jul 2016 16:43

Greetings, Buz. One 'this' coming up. ;)

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Topic: 'American English'
Posted: 24 Jul 2016 20:34

Here at LUSH, there are two very noticeable UK/US usage variations which almost always toss me out of a story, usually with a laugh.

knickers -- panties
arse -- ass

What I find interesting is the large number of differences in transportation related items: boot/trunk, motorway/highway, car park/parking lot and on and on.

Still, it's all proof that English remains an ever evolving language. As dem frogs are always saying, Vive la difference.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Jul 2016 16:48

You two comics have been having way too much fun. :)

If tequila soaked worms is what's wanted, your choices are: a rusty old tin can filled with earthworms, quality time with, Phil, the Phallicly challenged Perv, or finish off the rest of this case of, Tokilla Mockingbird Tequila.

So what'll it be?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jul 2016 23:41

Hi ya, Doc. Just opened a new case of, Tokilla Mockingbird Tequila. And before you ask, yes, there is a worm or two in the bottom of the bottle, along with some other odds and ends. I'd advise against straight shooters. Last person to try that is now sitting over there with Coma and Tose at the 'One Too Many' table. Still, you probably have some IQ to spare; so what'll it be?

Keep on keeping on in SD.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jul 2016 20:50

Greetings, Gil. Ah, memories of wet t-shirts past. ;)

If Long Island Tea isn't your thing, what about a, Mint Julip? I think we've got some mint left over from the, 'Derby Days Drunken Debauch.'

And speaking of drunken debauches, Verbal's latest Shards'', an erotic tale of online shopping (honest), is now on the main page. For once, I remembered to copy a link to post here. With luck, it might accidentally work.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/shard-610-people-who-bought-this-item.aspx

Okay, who's next?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jul 2016 09:14

Here ya go, Seeker. A pint of our best, okay, make that our only, ale.

BTW, no question that t-shirt is a classic, but so was its contents.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jul 2016 19:49

Greetings, Gil. What about a tall, cool, Long Island Tea? And if you spill any on your chest, well... .

Your mentioning a wet t-shirt contest reminded me of a visual that left a most favorable, and lasting, impression on me. In the film, "The Deep" Jacqueline Bisset, wore a very thin and very wet, t-shirt. Don't recall anything about the film except, of course, for Ms Bissett's screen presence. ;)

Ready for a refill?

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Stories Published By RumpleForeskin
Afternoon Aftermath

For Cindy Davis, it had been a weekend of unbelievable firsts. She had just spent two nights in a mid-town hotel room making almost constant love with Ray, a man she barely knew. Of course, it had been a once-in-a-lifetime experience, no doubt about that. He’d been alone, a long way from home and had needed her. Still, it marked the first time she’d ever cheated on her fiance', which...

Added 21 Apr 2016 | Category Reluctance | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 7,738 | 9 Comments

Treats First then the Trick

It was a fantastic fuck. Randi Druitt's sex-charged body writhed and shuddered. A large, powerfully built man lay between her widespread legs. With deep, fluid strokes, he pumped his demanding cock in and out of her very willing pussy. Each thrust left her gasping with passion and wanting more. The freckle-faced redhead lay nude on the backseat of an old Buick, parked on the far side of a...

Added 21 Oct 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,130 | 7 Comments

Recommended Read Getting A Lot Of What She Wants

The thick, glistening shaft slipped from Cindy’s mouth like a long, sexy serpent. When the swollen cockhead came into view, she lapped at its smooth surface while glancing up at her husband. Ray’s big, nude body was sprawled comfortably on their living room couch. Curly blonde hair cushioned his head against the wall. Those blue eyes she adored so much were shut. His lips were parted. It...

Added 28 Sep 2015 | Category Fetish | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,322 | 15 Comments

Of Love and War and Donna Lynn

It was another turbulent day in the summer of 68. Student protests raged from the Sorbonne to Berkeley. In the US, civil rights demonstrations and anti-war rallies were turning violent. Martin Luther King was dead; Bobby Kennedy would be soon. In South Vietnam, hundreds of other Americans were being killed each month. Soldiers patrolled the streets of Saigon, Paris, and Washington while...

Added 31 Aug 2015 | Category Historical | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,394 | 17 Comments

A Different Sort of Cramming

Textbooks and study notes showered down from the bouncing mattress of a venerable four-poster bed as a long, thick, column of rigid flesh kept up a steady rhythm of lust and need, surging back and forth past stretched, slightly irritated pussy lips that clutch tightly around the unyielding shaft relentlessly cramming its engorged cock head into the inner most depths of a wet, stuffed...

Added 27 Aug 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,700 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right It Can’t Be Wrong: chapter 3

Kelly woke in her stepbrother’s bed cuddled next to his nude body. The sheet barely covered his morning erection. She thought about teasing him awake, it struck her as the big-sisterly thing to do, but then rolled onto her back, stretched, and immediately dozed off and slipped into yet another rerun of her dreams. Like most of those she’d had recently, they involved sex. Unlike the...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 21,329 | 9 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 2

After a lot of poking, prodding, and teasing, the stepsiblings managed to disentangle and get off Jason’s bed. Before he could pull Kelly out of the room, however, she noticed the sheets. “Whoa. Halt. Stop. Sorry, but those sheets have got to go.” Jason protested but she remained adamant as only a somewhat fastidious big sister can be and began stripping the bed. Perhaps it was seeing her...

Added 27 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 20,849 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 1

Horny, nervous, and half-naked, Kelly Layton peeked through the open bedroom door. Inside, her kid brother, make that her kid stepbrother, lay stretched out on his unmade bed, reading a paperback. But he’s no kid, thought Kelly. Not anymore. Though still just eighteen, with his athletic build, dark hair, eyes the same steel-gray as his father’s, and a smile that could get him laid in...

Added 25 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 40,426 | 7 Comments

Reuniting

The old-style Checker cab inched away from the congested airport loading zone,then pulled out into the cold, rainy January evening and headed for a downtown hotel. Inside, Gwen studied Mark's face. For all she knew, he might have found someone special while back home. Hesitantly, even shyly, she asked, "Did you miss me?” Mark nodded, "You were all I could think about on the flight up....

Added 30 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 4,733 | 14 Comments

Compare and Contrast

After what she insisted would be a once-in-a-lifetime weekend spent making love with Mark Cahill, her ‘other’ man, the one who wasn’t her fiance’, Gwen had promised both herself and her friends it would never happen again. Her friends were openly skeptical. Her friends were right. Despite Gwen’s best intentions, the long weekend she spent with Mark wasn’t a one-time event, but the beginning...

Added 08 Feb 2014 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 5,339 | 4 Comments

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elizabethblack
Posted: 02 Jul 2016 20:08

WellMadeMale
Posted: 31 May 2016 14:47
Your honky tonk can use an upgrade, chief...


Gillianleeeza
Posted: 13 May 2016 15:03
I never thought of making them into necklaces. I'll have to give it a try.

elizabethblack
Posted: 16 Apr 2016 20:44

Gillianleeeza
Posted: 09 Apr 2016 17:41
Waiting for my drink and more umbrellas.

Milik_the_Red
Posted: 26 Mar 2016 22:43

elizabethblack
Posted: 26 Mar 2016 20:29
Happy Easter and Congratulations, but keep those tears dried away

Gillianleeeza
Posted: 25 Mar 2016 21:29
I'm pretty sure she'd win the contest. I'll just keep drinking.

Gillianleeeza
Posted: 21 Mar 2016 17:02
Can't decide if I should go out back to the dumpster. I think I'll drink inside for awhile.
Lush
Posted: 17 Mar 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

biggym
Posted: 16 Mar 2016 17:13
Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy.

Buz
Posted: 02 Mar 2016 20:16

elizabethblack
Posted: 14 Feb 2016 19:37
Have a great Valentine weekend

Buz
Posted: 23 Dec 2015 16:06
Merry Christmas, Rumpy!


Buz
Posted: 07 Dec 2015 20:28

Buz
Posted: 31 Oct 2015 08:13

Poppet
Posted: 14 Sep 2015 19:20
Thank you for celebrating my birthday with me.


elizabethblack
Posted: 27 Aug 2015 11:45
Thanks for adding me........

HotWife4U
Posted: 27 Aug 2015 10:29

Buz
Posted: 17 Mar 2015 17:37
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