About RumpleForeskin

Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Rumple Foreskin
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Lost in the ozone out near the Gila River, Arizona, United States
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal
Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
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Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 03 Sep 2015 19:16


(note: does not apply to any Lush writers, honest.)


Topic: You are going to Writer's Hell!! Bring wine.
Posted: 31 Aug 2015 11:17

You have your hell and I have mine. It's relative and my Karma must be a little better than yours Rever e nd. Pour Wine
My karma is road-kill on the rocky road to the afterlife.

Any wine left? If not, I have some three-week old sacramental wine that needs drinking up. ;)


Topic: Ideas for future competitions
Posted: 26 Aug 2015 17:29

Now you children play nice...well, except those into spanking, bd/sm, etc..

It might be fun to cut to the essence of erotic writing with a contest dedicated soley to a single, hot, steaming sex scene.. Could former winners meet the challenge of an 'all sex' criteria or would some non-winners break through? The entries might be kept short, say 2000 words or maybe 'Flash Fiction' length. Writers might be allowed a limited number of words to get into and later exit the scene, but all in between would be just lusty Lush sex.

Just a thought.


Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 24 Aug 2015 14:52

I can only hope ABG takes an* Eleemosynary * attitude to my linguistic shortcomings.


Topic: Announcing our "Historical Erotica" Story Competition
Posted: 24 Aug 2015 14:30

if you write it, they will cum.

Whatever Your Spriteness says, but, I mean, isn't that the goal here in Lushland?


Topic: You are going to Writer's Hell!! Bring wine.
Posted: 24 Aug 2015 14:22

Take it from the, Right Reverand of Lush, there is no writer's hell in the afterlife. True writer's hell is facing a deadline while suffering from writer's block. Alternatively, it can be having the inspiration of a lifetime only to discover you have no way of transmitting it to your computer or getting it on paper.


Topic: Announcing our "Historical Erotica" Story Competition
Posted: 22 Aug 2015 18:11

Many thanks for the heads up. Now to find ten souls who might be persuaded to vote for my pitiful prose. (sigh)


Topic: Announcing our "Historical Erotica" Story Competition
Posted: 22 Aug 2015 13:48

Me, I got a question. Best I recall, once upon a time, there was a ten vote rule for a story to be considered in a competition. I'd like to know if that's still the case. If so, I'll need to get an early start on pinping, whoring, and begging for votes for my yet-to-be-posted, Vietnam-era entry.

(Hey, don't blame me if I'm so old I've lived through several historical periods.)


Topic: Announcing our "Historical Erotica" Story Competition
Posted: 20 Aug 2015 15:55

Either there was a whole lot of shakin' going on back on August 11, or the date stamp is stuck in a historical time warp.


Topic: Mr. and mrs
Posted: 08 Aug 2015 19:15

Different style manuals handle punctuation differently. The AP style book probably prefers no period marks following common abbreviations. The Chicago Manual of Style probably gives either no preference or leans toward the use of periods. As Buz, Nic, and other folks-who-should-know have mentioned, the important thing is to be consistent.


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Stories Published By RumpleForeskin
Of Love and War and Donna Lynn

It was another turbulent day in the summer of 68. Student protests raged from the Sorbonne to Berkeley. In the US, civil rights demonstrations and anti-war rallies were turning violent. Martin Luther King was dead; Bobby Kennedy would be soon. In South Vietnam, hundreds of other Americans were being killed each month. Soldiers patrolled the streets of Saigon, Paris, and Washington while...

Added 31 Aug 2015 | Category Historical

A Different Sort of Cramming

Textbooks and study notes showered down from the bouncing mattress of a venerable four-poster bed as a long, thick, column of rigid flesh kept up a steady rhythm of lust and need, surging back and forth past stretched, slightly irritated pussy lips that clutch tightly around the unyielding shaft relentlessly cramming its engorged cock head into the inner most depths of a wet, stuffed...

Added 27 Aug 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,141 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right It Can’t Be Wrong: chapter 3

Kelly woke in her stepbrother’s bed cuddled next to his nude body. The sheet barely covered his morning erection. She thought about teasing him awake, it struck her as the big-sisterly thing to do, but then rolled onto her back, stretched, and immediately dozed off and slipped into yet another rerun of her dreams. Like most of those she’d had recently, they involved sex. Unlike the...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 19,745 | 8 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 2

After a lot of poking, prodding, and teasing, the stepsiblings managed to disentangle and get off Jason’s bed. Before he could pull Kelly out of the room, however, she noticed the sheets. “Whoa. Halt. Stop. Sorry, but those sheets have got to go.” Jason protested but she remained adamant as only a somewhat fastidious big sister can be and began stripping the bed. Perhaps it was seeing her...

Added 27 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 19,136 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 1

Horny, nervous, and half-naked, Kelly Layton peeked through the open bedroom door. Inside, her kid brother, make that her kid stepbrother, lay stretched out on his unmade bed, reading a paperback. But he’s no kid, thought Kelly. Not anymore. Though still just eighteen, with his athletic build, dark hair, eyes the same steel-gray as his father’s, and a smile that could get him laid in...

Added 25 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 35,822 | 7 Comments


The old-style Checker cab inched away from the congested airport loading zone,then pulled out into the cold, rainy January evening and headed for a downtown hotel. Inside, Gwen studied Mark's face. For all she knew, he might have found someone special while back home. Hesitantly, even shyly, she asked, "Did you miss me?” Mark nodded, "You were all I could think about on the flight up....

Added 30 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 4,446 | 14 Comments

Compare and Contrast

After what she insisted would be a once-in-a-lifetime weekend spent making love with Mark Cahill, her ‘other’ man, the one who wasn’t her fiance’, Gwen had promised both herself and her friends it would never happen again. Her friends were openly skeptical. Her friends were right. Despite Gwen’s best intentions, the long weekend she spent with Mark wasn’t a one-time event, but the beginning...

Added 08 Feb 2014 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 4,993 | 5 Comments

Just A Brief Affair

In Mark Cahill’s considered opinion, things could be one hell of a lot worse. He was out of his room at the nearby Manhattan veterans’ hospital, sitting in a coffee shop on Lexington Avenue and staring across the small cluttered table into the soft, brown eyes of a very attractive student nurse. At the moment, she seemed to be saying something about school. He’d nod at times, even mumble to...

Added 27 Jan 2014 | Category Cheating | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 15,275 | 5 Comments

Willie And The Brain

Willie and the Brain By Rumple Foreskin Many hours later, as she faced questions from her sorority sisters, Tanya the Tri-Delt Tramp would remember, Willie, the frat boy she’d been screwing cowboy style that morning and his awesome orgasm that blew her off both his spurting cock and the bed. What she couldn’t understand and mentioned to no one was how, during lift off, she heard him...

Added 17 Jul 2012 | Category College Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 7,418 | 9 Comments

A Seasonal Seduction

"Bah, humbug." Cindy Davis was most definitely not overflowing with holiday cheer. In fact, her happy yuletide tank had been empty all week. Now she was filling up with Jack Daniels, but it wasn't improving her mood. Sue Cangelosi turned away from the mini-refrigerator and walked over with two re-filled plastic glasses. "Girl, you are just no fun at Christmas parties. That's no way to bring...

Added 18 Jan 2014 | Category Seduction | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 40,851 | 14 Comments

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Thank you very much for reading My First Taste Of Cock...

I’m so grateful you took the time, thanks for your comment!


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Maz, anytime you're troubled by thoughts of me in the future, a couple shots of 151 proof rum should help relieve some of the pain.
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