About RumpleForeskin


Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Rumple Foreskin
Relationship Status:
Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ , Arizona, United States
Local Time:
22 Jul 2018 07:40
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal


Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
Last Visit:
21 Jul 2018 (15 hours ago)
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 16:34

It's a bit stunning how many folks are enduring rain. Hell, we even had some of that stuff out here in the valley of the sun. Of course, this is what the locals call the 'monsoon season'...no kidding.

Scott, we ain't got no Jap beer! (how'd ya like my Trumpian double-negative?) Not that we'd object to selling the stuff. Thing is, I'm told they don't want their brand's image to get tarnished by showing up at Rumplations. (shakes head)

Gill, here's your 'real' Hannah. Sarah, hang in there, sunset is coming. Meanwhile, here's your sweet iced tea.

Odds are I'm forgetting somebody's order. Just more proof that life can be cruel to the young and beautiful and a total bitch to the rest of us. So whadda youse guys wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 09:09

A warm, in fact, hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut, greeting. Big Bertha is once again primed to put out her potent potable.

Jim, it's dark roast Louisiana coffee made with only the purist swamp water so it's being fresh shouldn't be too much of a bother for you. Scott aalso needs coffee. Whether he wants coffee is a subject of interest to no one else. If Mr. G can break eye contact with that AV, he'll find a mug of eye opener on the bar in front of him.

What about the rest of you flotsam and jetsam in the literary gene pool of Lushland? Care to share with the rest of us just what in the name of both Old and Crow what ya wwanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jul 2018 19:51

All this here intimate intercourse, socially speaking, is sooooo life affirming...or something like that.

Your Attention Pleease: The following is a somewhat less than special announcement, to wit -- On or about Sunday evening (desert time) I'll submit my contest entry. This proclaimation is not an act of unmitigated hubris, well, not entirely, but intended to force me to stop futzing with the damn thing and click on, submit...honest.

You may now return to your usual carousal.

Due to the hot weather up here north of the equator, the chiller unit thermostat has been lowered two degrees. UK types can still have their beer at room temp. So whadda ya derelicts on the dead-end road of life wanna drink?.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jul 2018 05:52

Good morning, Ms Bertha. I'm Foreskin from Rumplations and I'm here to help you...please stop chortling, Ms Bertha.

Okay, tell ya what, let's cut out the polite palaver and turn to tanking you up with fresh ground Louisiana dark roast coffee, pure swamp water and a secret ingredient known only to that great Cajun in the sky, honest.

Now for the rest of you literary lay-abouts, who'll be first to try some of this remarkable coffee? Of course, hot water is available for the tea and coco crowd along with our beyond compare beers and wines and the always popular collection of fine lickers. So whadda y'all wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 08:54

In the immortal words of country music comedian, Minnie Pearl, "How-deee!"

Sincere thanks are extended to Curvy for collaborating with Big Bertha to give us the benefit of 'Celtic Coffee'. Sure hope our Kansas Irishman (Fuzzy) stops by to give it a try with, no doubt, a generous enhancement of Jameson's.

Ping, congrats on all that shrinkage.

Tanya, glad it was a great concert. Just so ya know, those links don't show up on my screen. I'll be heading to U-Tube later to give that number a listen.

Thanks to Curvy, Big Bertha has plenty to offer, with or without 'enhancements'. And speaking of 'enhancements, Rumplations mediocre menu of bleak beers, watery wines, plus our always popular fine lickers, is available for a most nominal charge. So whadda ya writers of the porn wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 14:50

In celebration of Lush reaching 50,000 stories and poems, for the rest of the day, all drinks are on...Jeff's tab (with LJ around, he'll never notice).

Curvy, here's your beer.
Sarah, sweet iced tea is heading your way.
Extra strong coffee is coming up for daddy Jim.
Jen wants a Jolter and Irish Tea (?) for Scott. While the mgt & staff try to figure out what in the name of both Jack and Daniels is 'Irish Tea',here's ya a beer, big guy.

Not sure, but best I recall, Larry ordered a Virgin Hannah. Sure hope so 'cause that's what he's getting.

Those craving a zesty little tidbit might want to try some of the 'Jalapeno Zappers' just dropped off by a strange life form in a sombrero (or two.

You'll want something to drink with those. In fact, you'll NEED something to drink with those. So whadda ya wanna drink?

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Topic: We've published 50,000+ stories and poems!
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 14:08

50,000 stories and poems -- SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL! :O

The management and staff (and barflies) of Rumplations extend mega-congrats to Nic and all her hench-people who keep things rolling here in the land of Lush.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 06:42

Morning and or afternoon and/or evening as the case may be. This thing of starting the day with Canadian coffee may not be the 'bees's knees' but it is most definitely the 'moose's bellow'. Thanks, Scott.

Tanya, hope you have a great time at the concert and don't get drowned.

Think I'll slide out for a bite of breakfast, then come back to spread fear and loathing among all non-Lushers. Meanwhile, don't make a mess and clean up after you do.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Jul 2018 09:06

Yes, it's Monday. The good news is if you only lived in Kiwi or Aussie lands, you'd already be savoring Tuesday...the lucky dogs.

Scott's new contest entry is posted and waiting for your perusal. Also and in addition, the last installment in our Mad Man's 'Blondie' series also awaits your scrutiny. Check 'em both out. You can thank me later.

There's probably a fascinating bith of Lush news/gossip I could pass along. Only problem is the Rumplations' cracked investigation team has faile to come up with anything other than an epic bit of fiction titled, 'Expense Report' (sigh).

Thanks to Scot's noble effort, Big Bertha is full of prime Canadian coffee and is eager to put it out to all in need of a caffine hit. Of course, our extensive menu of liquid delights include hot water for the tea and coco crowd, beers that have no equal, wines from grapes harvested years before their time, plus our renowned collection of fine lickers. So whadda ya dabblers in words of love, lust, and degeneracy wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Jul 2018 18:38

Ms Daisy wants sweet iced tea. Roger that. Scot wants wine and then more wine from France or in this case, French Lick, Indiana. Jim needs a mug of Big Berthha's 'bottom settlement' to help wash down all those raw carrots. And Curly deserves that beer she ordered.

Anybody else out there need something to wet their whistle?

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Added 26 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 809 | 27 Comments

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