About RumpleForeskin


Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Rumple Foreskin
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Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, Arizona, United States
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal
Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
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Topic: Where's my copy of this book?
Posted: 30 Oct 2015 21:39

Got to admit it would be easy money for you in such a contest. Tell you what, maybe Nic would make you the contest 'Honcho-in-Chief' or some such. You'd be denied any prize money, of course, but just think of the bribes. :O


Topic: Where's my copy of this book?
Posted: 30 Oct 2015 21:09

You got me thinking (no easy task) that bawdy fairy tales might make an interesting theme for a future LUSH writing contest.


Topic: Where's my copy of this book?
Posted: 30 Oct 2015 16:36

I'm not making this up, honest. It's taken from a BBC report, no joke.

The Chilean government has begun seizing copies of an erotic version of the children's story Little Red Riding Hood.

They were mistakenly distributed to 283 primary schools over the past year.

The book, entitled Little Red Riding Hood Eats the Wolf, is a collection of six short stories with explicit sexual references.

One of the chapters tells the story of a sexual encounters between a teacher and a female pupil.

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Topic: Is Sex Addiction Real?
Posted: 04 Oct 2015 20:26

Probably. There are support groups for those addicted to sex and actress Ali McGraw (Love Story, Goodbye Columbus) was reportedly treated for the condition. Whether it is a physical or psychological condition (maybe a conbo) is beyond me.


Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 04 Oct 2015 20:07


Topic: Do you find it easier to write from the man's point of view?
Posted: 04 Oct 2015 19:52

Well, you should feel that way since, imo, you are. I've had luck with the female POV, including my contest winner many long years ago.

Topic: Romance stories...
Posted: 02 Oct 2015 17:46

Jas, as many others have said, give it a try. LUSH is a great place to try new things: categories, POV, length, etc.. You might want to start with a shorter story, but the main thing is to risk failure.

Just FWIW, I've always found love stories comparatively easy to write. The classic formula, 'Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy get girl back' is tough to beat especially since there are so many interesting variations.


Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Historical Erotica" Competition
Posted: 28 Sep 2015 09:24

Here's a big, "Amen," to what Brother MTR wrote. As one of the also- rans (again, sob) my congrats to the winners and my thanks to all the folks who took the time to read and the trouble to leave some very kind comments.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin :glasses:

Topic: The Elements of Style, Strunk and White
Posted: 16 Sep 2015 18:18

S & W is not just a 'must read', it is a 'must re-read'.


Posted: 14 Sep 2015 06:01

It's Poppet's birthday? Hell, I'll drink to that...even more than usual, that is.

Hope you have a great one, Lady P.


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Stories Published By RumpleForeskin
Treats First then the Trick

It was a fantastic fuck. Randi Druitt's sex-charged body writhed and shuddered. A large, powerfully built man lay between her widespread legs. With deep, fluid strokes, he pumped his demanding cock in and out of her very willing pussy. Each thrust left her gasping with passion and wanting more. The freckle-faced redhead lay nude on the backseat of an old Buick, parked on the far side of a...

Added 21 Oct 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,404 | 6 Comments

Recommended Read Getting A Lot Of What She Wants

The thick, glistening shaft slipped from Cindy’s mouth like a long, sexy serpent. When the swollen cockhead came into view, she lapped at its smooth surface while glancing up at her husband. Ray’s big, nude body was sprawled comfortably on their living room couch. Curly blonde hair cushioned his head against the wall. Those blue eyes she adored so much were shut. His lips were parted. It...

Added 28 Sep 2015 | Category Fetish | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 3,901 | 13 Comments

Of Love and War and Donna Lynn

It was another turbulent day in the summer of 68. Student protests raged from the Sorbonne to Berkeley. In the US, civil rights demonstrations and anti-war rallies were turning violent. Martin Luther King was dead; Bobby Kennedy would be soon. In South Vietnam, hundreds of other Americans were being killed each month. Soldiers patrolled the streets of Saigon, Paris, and Washington while...

Added 31 Aug 2015 | Category Historical | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 1,024 | 17 Comments

A Different Sort of Cramming

Textbooks and study notes showered down from the bouncing mattress of a venerable four-poster bed as a long, thick, column of rigid flesh kept up a steady rhythm of lust and need, surging back and forth past stretched, slightly irritated pussy lips that clutch tightly around the unyielding shaft relentlessly cramming its engorged cock head into the inner most depths of a wet, stuffed...

Added 27 Aug 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,210 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right It Can’t Be Wrong: chapter 3

Kelly woke in her stepbrother’s bed cuddled next to his nude body. The sheet barely covered his morning erection. She thought about teasing him awake, it struck her as the big-sisterly thing to do, but then rolled onto her back, stretched, and immediately dozed off and slipped into yet another rerun of her dreams. Like most of those she’d had recently, they involved sex. Unlike the...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 20,296 | 8 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 2

After a lot of poking, prodding, and teasing, the stepsiblings managed to disentangle and get off Jason’s bed. Before he could pull Kelly out of the room, however, she noticed the sheets. “Whoa. Halt. Stop. Sorry, but those sheets have got to go.” Jason protested but she remained adamant as only a somewhat fastidious big sister can be and began stripping the bed. Perhaps it was seeing her...

Added 27 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 19,689 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 1

Horny, nervous, and half-naked, Kelly Layton peeked through the open bedroom door. Inside, her kid brother, make that her kid stepbrother, lay stretched out on his unmade bed, reading a paperback. But he’s no kid, thought Kelly. Not anymore. Though still just eighteen, with his athletic build, dark hair, eyes the same steel-gray as his father’s, and a smile that could get him laid in...

Added 25 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 37,367 | 7 Comments


The old-style Checker cab inched away from the congested airport loading zone,then pulled out into the cold, rainy January evening and headed for a downtown hotel. Inside, Gwen studied Mark's face. For all she knew, he might have found someone special while back home. Hesitantly, even shyly, she asked, "Did you miss me?” Mark nodded, "You were all I could think about on the flight up....

Added 30 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 4,507 | 14 Comments

Compare and Contrast

After what she insisted would be a once-in-a-lifetime weekend spent making love with Mark Cahill, her ‘other’ man, the one who wasn’t her fiance’, Gwen had promised both herself and her friends it would never happen again. Her friends were openly skeptical. Her friends were right. Despite Gwen’s best intentions, the long weekend she spent with Mark wasn’t a one-time event, but the beginning...

Added 08 Feb 2014 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 5,087 | 5 Comments

Just A Brief Affair

In Mark Cahill’s considered opinion, things could be one hell of a lot worse. He was out of his room at the nearby Manhattan veterans’ hospital, sitting in a coffee shop on Lexington Avenue and staring across the small cluttered table into the soft, brown eyes of a very attractive student nurse. At the moment, she seemed to be saying something about school. He’d nod at times, even mumble to...

Added 27 Jan 2014 | Category Cheating | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 15,572 | 5 Comments

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Thank you very much for reading My First Taste Of Cock...

I’m so grateful you took the time, thanks for your comment!


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