About RumpleForeskin
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Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Name:
Rumple Foreskin
Sex:
Male 
Age:
68
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Married
Location:
Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx, Texas, United States
Interests:
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal
Website:
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Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
Last Visit:
22 May 2015 (2 hours ago)
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Job Opportunity
Posted: 13 May 2015 08:01

Here's a job training opportunity for qualified applicants interested in assuming various positions in the entertainment and hospitality industry. Check it out. glasses8

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Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 13 May 2015 07:53

Pliant

Topic: A little note about multi-part stories.
Posted: 11 May 2015 23:24

Semi-related and only slightly off-topic type topic, or some such.

What is the 'best' interval for a multi-post story? Also and in addition, what do you consider the 'best' length of the posts?

FWIW, I've always felt a day or two between post worked best at keeping reader interest. As for length, less than 5,000 words is my preference.

And in conclusion (wild applause) let me say (or type, as the case may be) that Sprite is, as usual, right.I now yield the floor/forum.

glasses8

Topic: Should he get Life or Death?
Posted: 09 May 2015 11:34

Many thanks, Kate. Seems like this story has really dropped off the radar screens of the major media. I suppose coverage will soar when the jury renders its decision.

glasses8

Topic: Should he get Life or Death?
Posted: 09 May 2015 04:08

Glad I started this thread. Interesting, thought provoking comments. BTW, does anyone have an idea when the actual sentence will be handed down?

Topic: It's, MAY DAY!
Posted: 06 May 2015 13:04

Who, us, unedikated? Parrish da throuht. BTW, Ms Nic, will there be a test on all dat stuff?

glasses8

Topic: It's, MAY DAY!
Posted: 02 May 2015 08:11

May you have had yourself a, Happy Little Beltran.

The Right Rev Rumple glasses8

Topic: It's, MAY DAY!
Posted: 01 May 2015 09:10

That's right, it's the first day of May. Here's a little blessing that your favorite May Pole has been/will be/is being put to good use.

Any testimonials and/or confessions are welcome.

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Topic: Should he get Life or Death?
Posted: 27 Apr 2015 08:51

BOSTON (AP) -- A lawyer for Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev urged a jury Monday to spare the young man's life, portraying him as "a good kid" who was led astray by his belligerent older brother.

David Bruck delivered the defense's opening statement in the penalty phase of Tsarnaev's trial, saying there is no punishment Tsarnaev can get that would be equal to the suffering of the victims.

"There is no evening the scales," Bruck said. "There is no point in trying to hurt him as he hurt because it can't be done."

Tsarnaev, 21, was convicted of 30 federal charges in the twin bombings that killed three spectators and wounded more than 260 other people near the marathon's finish line on April 15, 2013. He was also convicted of killing an MIT police officer during the Tsarnaev brothers' getaway attempt.

This stage will determine whether he is executed or spends the rest of his life behind bars.

Topic: The Right Rev Rumple Rumbles
Posted: 26 Apr 2015 11:40

Dearly beloved, the preachment you are about to receive comes from the 'real' Bible (the King James Version) and is taken from MATTHEW 20:16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

Sisters and Brothers, today we have yet more proof of the infallibility of the 'Good Book', for on this day, it is a truth beyond mortal understanding that the once lowly, pathetic, some might even say, pitiful, excuse for a baseball team, The Houston Astros, are now in first place in the American League west division.

Not sure if some heathen Astro fans have worked out a deal with the devil similar to that mentioned in the musical 'Damn Yankees'. If not, then there must have been a whole mess of serious praying going on in Houston-town. Can I have a big, AMEN?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

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Stories Published By RumpleForeskin
Feels So Right It Can’t Be Wrong: chapter 3

Kelly woke in her stepbrother’s bed cuddled next to his nude body. The sheet barely covered his morning erection. She thought about teasing him awake, it struck her as the big-sisterly thing to do, but then rolled onto her back, stretched, and immediately dozed off and slipped into yet another rerun of her dreams. Like most of those she’d had recently, they involved sex. Unlike the...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 18,908 | 8 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 2

After a lot of poking, prodding, and teasing, the stepsiblings managed to disentangle and get off Jason’s bed. Before he could pull Kelly out of the room, however, she noticed the sheets. “Whoa. Halt. Stop. Sorry, but those sheets have got to go.” Jason protested but she remained adamant as only a somewhat fastidious big sister can be and began stripping the bed. Perhaps it was seeing her...

Added 27 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 18,336 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 1

Horny, nervous, and half-naked, Kelly Layton peeked through the open bedroom door. Inside, her kid brother, make that her kid stepbrother, lay stretched out on his unmade bed, reading a paperback. But he’s no kid, thought Kelly. Not anymore. Though still just eighteen, with his athletic build, dark hair, eyes the same steel-gray as his father’s, and a smile that could get him laid in...

Added 25 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 33,776 | 7 Comments

Reuniting

The old-style Checker cab inched away from the congested airport loading zone,then pulled out into the cold, rainy January evening and headed for a downtown hotel. Inside, Gwen studied Mark's face. For all she knew, he might have found someone special while back home. Hesitantly, even shyly, she asked, "Did you miss me?” Mark nodded, "You were all I could think about on the flight up....

Added 30 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 4,308 | 14 Comments

Compare and Contrast

After what she insisted would be a once-in-a-lifetime weekend spent making love with Mark Cahill, her ‘other’ man, the one who wasn’t her fiance’, Gwen had promised both herself and her friends it would never happen again. Her friends were openly skeptical. Her friends were right. Despite Gwen’s best intentions, the long weekend she spent with Mark wasn’t a one-time event, but the beginning...

Added 08 Feb 2014 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 4,852 | 5 Comments

Just A Brief Affair

In Mark Cahill’s considered opinion, things could be one hell of a lot worse. He was out of his room at the nearby Manhattan veterans’ hospital, sitting in a coffee shop on Lexington Avenue and staring across the small cluttered table into the soft, brown eyes of a very attractive student nurse. At the moment, she seemed to be saying something about school. He’d nod at times, even mumble to...

Added 27 Jan 2014 | Category Cheating | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 14,719 | 5 Comments

Willie And The Brain

Willie and the Brain By Rumple Foreskin Many hours later, as she faced questions from her sorority sisters, Tanya the Tri-Delt Tramp would remember, Willie, the frat boy she’d been screwing cowboy style that morning and his awesome orgasm that blew her off both his spurting cock and the bed. What she couldn’t understand and mentioned to no one was how, during lift off, she heard him...

Added 17 Jul 2012 | Category College Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 6,954 | 9 Comments

A Seasonal Seduction

"Bah, humbug." Cindy Davis was most definitely not overflowing with holiday cheer. In fact, her happy yuletide tank had been empty all week. Now she was filling up with Jack Daniels, but it wasn't improving her mood. Sue Cangelosi turned away from the mini-refrigerator and walked over with two re-filled plastic glasses. "Girl, you are just no fun at Christmas parties. That's no way to bring...

Added 18 Jan 2014 | Category Seduction | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 40,181 | 14 Comments

Looking for Sex in outdoor places: a cautionary tale

What a fucking fantastic fuck! Making love outdoors was even better than Angie had imagined. Sitting astride her lover, feeling the sun and wind on her flushed, tingling skin was such a turn-on. Everything around them seemed so peaceful and sexy. The sounds of nature were accompanied by the rhythmic slurping of her lover’s thick shaft moving inside her wet, and, oh so happy, pussy. The more...

Added 07 Apr 2013 | Category Humor | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.63 | Views 5,518 | 4 Comments

NICE CAN BE VERY NICE

NICE CAN BE VERY NICE by Rumple Foreskin Velma Meeks sat enthroned at one end of the worn couch in her haphazardly furnished living room. In the far corner, a muted TV flickered alone and unobserved. She lit a fresh cigarette with her old one, made a token attempt at crushing the butt, then left the still smoldering stub in the overflowing ashtray. After a deep drag, she leaned back and...

Added 26 Apr 2010 | Category Love Stories | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 2,706 | 4 Comments

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Posted: 17 Mar 2015 17:37

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Posted: 17 Mar 2015 05:00
Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty day. Enjoy.
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Posted: 17 Mar 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

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Happy Halloween!


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Posted: 17 Mar 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

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Posted: 16 Mar 2014 19:05
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Mazza
Posted: 16 Mar 2014 08:01


Thank you very much for reading My First Taste Of Cock...

I’m so grateful you took the time, thanks for your comment!

Maz
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Posted: 31 Dec 2013 17:17
A Very Happy New Year to you and yours
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Posted: 21 Dec 2013 07:31


Here to deliver presents: Merry Christmas!
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Posted: 19 Dec 2013 22:55
Have enjoyable holiday season
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Posted: 12 Dec 2013 03:58

RumpleForeskin
Posted: 25 Oct 2013 12:13
Maz, anytime you're troubled by thoughts of me in the future, a couple shots of 151 proof rum should help relieve some of the pain.

Mazza
Posted: 25 Oct 2013 05:41


I saw this today and thought of you...

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Posted: 14 Oct 2013 05:19


Thank you so much for reading and commenting on Perfucktory!

I’m glad you enjoyed it, thank you for taking the time!

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