About RumpleForeskin


Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Rumple Foreskin
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Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA , Arizona, United States
Local Time:
20 Jan 2017 06:28
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal


Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
Last Visit:
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 05:27

Greetings, Ms B.. No need for you to pay. Laura and Hannah are buying, no doubt as an expression of sympathy with their US cousins. So four 'Black Russians'. You want that I should make those doubles?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jan 2017 04:34

Ah, to be covered by Hannah and Laura, an old guy can dream. ;)

Let's see, a Red Bull and vodka, a Hannah, and something with alcohol in it forJen/Hera.

Speaking of names, my 'rule of thumb' is, truth be told, non-existent. That is to say I usually go with whatever is quickest...but not always. Seeker is what I still call, Scott, more out of habit than anything else. So Jen and Jen need to let me know if they have a preference. Don't make me no matter mind.

In recognition of today's main event, Rumplations will be having a one-for-the-price-of-two special on that most appropriate of drinks: Black Russians.

Any takers?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Jan 2017 07:42

Greetings, night owls and day trippers into the darker regions of Lushland.

(grumbles to self while making a passel of 'Hannah's' Just a damn good thing the profit margins on these non-alcoholic things is even better than ones with booze.

Seems like a number of folks were pulling all-nighters. Well, Rumplations is always open. Course, it's self-service at times. That's okay. Terrance the Tarantula, chief of security around here, keeps an eye, in fact, several eyes, on customers to make sure they don't 'forget' to pay up.

BC, best of luck with your writing issue. One thing for certain, there is no 'right' way. What works for one may be a total wash-out for someone else. Hang in there.

BTW, we will be open tomorrow. However, patrons are asked to wear mourning black in recognition of the day's 'big' event. (sigh)

Anyone ready for a refill, or coffee, or (gasp) a real drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Jan 2017 09:41

Jen! Come on in a take a load off...or get a load on if that's your thing. Good to have you checking us out. You want to join Burquette in some virtual 'Sex on the Beach'?

Seems the Burquette unit wants 'Sex on the Beach' and she wants it good and strong. (slides over drinks) Enjoy.

BTW, don't worry about any aftermath. I'll warn all those with weak hearts or limited stamina to keep their distance. Bottom up...virtually speaking.

Any more calls for sandy sexuality?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Jan 2017 08:38

(slides a 'Hannah' over to Hannah) I've two unpublished novels under my belt, so I feel your frustration. You might try speed writing. Turn off your internal editor, no re-writing, don't worry about 'craft of writing' issues, just tell your story. Later you can go back and decide whether any of that is worth improving. No guarantees, of course. Good luck.

Want a refill on that 'Hannah'?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Jan 2017 06:55

Greetings to all who come in seeking truths about life, its consequences and inevitabilities, only to discover there's no paper, of any sort, in the latrine.

Jen, sorry about that ten day stretch at work. All a part of the glamorus, adventurous life of nurses. ;) Hang in there and good luck with dem HEA's.
Seeker, since Lush is a single-category site, I often scroll down the list of categories to find any with elements in my story. It is frustrating when you realize there were one or two others you could have used, but didn't. Of course, that only happens after the sstory has been submitted.

The floor is still open, so to speak, for suggested paintings of nekkid folks to use as inspirations for some future writing contest.

Now who needs a drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 22:10

Evening, Gil. One 'Hannah' coming up, complete with an assortment of cocktail umbrellas.

BTW, do you have any stunning suggestions for a nude painting to serve as the inspiration for the next Lush writing contest. Here's the list so far:
The Naked Maja - that's mine
Nude Descending a Staircase - Jen, but I'm not 100% sure she's serious
Mona Lisa - Hannah, her own self - I'm assuming the thinking is that under all those clothes is one hot, nude body
Mike has several ideas including a statue.

Anyway, you get the idea. Once we get a few more, I'll be sending Nic a PM about the 'painting' thene for the next contest with our profound suggestions.

Here's an extra umbrella to get you imagination cranking.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 21:45

Evening, MP. As my AV might have hinted, 'Sex On The Beach' is something of a constant around here. (slides over drink)

MP says she's buying. Who wants alittle free 'Sex On The Beach'?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 20:44

Mike, if you check in the 'Writers Resources' forum in the stickies you'll come across a thread I started titledsomething like: How to be a Happy Hooker' (it's about strong story openings 'hooks'). It contains a slew of favorite literary opening lines which might inspire you.

As for my inchoate 'EP', its a Lesbian tale with tags such as: seduction, reluctance, college sex, student nurses, fellatio, and includes side stories about a horny white h/s teacher and a 'colored' doctor.

Jen, just a little writerly talk. The great story formula is: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl back. Feel free to rreword/modernize the words, but the thought is the same. Consider placing your 'unhappy endings' in the middle of the story then resolve the crises at the end.Romance writers have a phrase that modifies 'happy ever after' to something more like 'about as good as can be expected' (for the life of me I can't recall that phrase)

Anyway, just some random, and unasked for, thoughts from ye olde barkeep.

Okay, who needs a drink?

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Topic: 'Final Edit' advice
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 05:28

(bump) Why? Because I think it's good advice.

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Afternoon Aftermath

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Treats First then the Trick

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Added 21 Oct 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,733 | 7 Comments

Recommended Read Getting A Lot Of What She Wants

The thick, glistening shaft slipped from Cindy’s mouth like a long, sexy serpent. When the swollen cockhead came into view, she lapped at its smooth surface while glancing up at her husband. Ray’s big, nude body was sprawled comfortably on their living room couch. Curly blonde hair cushioned his head against the wall. Those blue eyes she adored so much were shut. His lips were parted. It...

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A Different Sort of Cramming

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Added 27 Aug 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,091 | 5 Comments

Feels So Right It Can’t Be Wrong: chapter 3

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Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 2

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Thank you for the add, love!

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Posted: 23 Dec 2016 14:50
Merry Christmas, Rumpy!

Posted: 05 Oct 2016 10:59
Thanks for adding me.
Posted: 05 Oct 2016 09:50
Just saw this and knew you had to have it:

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Posted: 31 May 2016 14:47
Your honky tonk can use an upgrade, chief...

Posted: 13 May 2016 15:03
I never thought of making them into necklaces. I'll have to give it a try.
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Posted: 09 Apr 2016 17:41
Waiting for my drink and more umbrellas.

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Posted: 26 Mar 2016 20:29
Happy Easter and Congratulations, but keep those tears dried away

Posted: 25 Mar 2016 21:29
I'm pretty sure she'd win the contest. I'll just keep drinking.

Posted: 21 Mar 2016 17:02
Can't decide if I should go out back to the dumpster. I think I'll drink inside for awhile.
Posted: 17 Mar 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

Posted: 16 Mar 2016 17:13
Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy.

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Have a great Valentine weekend

Posted: 23 Dec 2015 16:06
Merry Christmas, Rumpy!

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