About RumpleForeskin

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Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Name:
Rumple Foreskin
Sex:
Male 
Age:
71
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ , Arizona, United States
Local Time:
23 Apr 2018 10:37
Interests:
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal
Website:

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Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
Last Visit:
23 Apr 2018 (4 hours ago)
Page Viewed:
31,020 times
Friends:
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Followers:
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Days in Chat:
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Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
4,792
Stories:
36
Badges:
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Apr 2018 04:28

Dearly beloved, let us begin yet another Monday with a chorus of Hallelujahs for Curvy and her efforts to provide caffinated balm and a less disgusting environment, at least inside this joint. ;)

Now, before I wander off to finish my morning rounds, who the hell wants to be the first, after me, to try the coffee...and/or order any other fluids? Don't be shy. I've finished most of my first mug and I'm still typi....

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Apr 2018 19:52

Here's your beer, Ms Sara. Hope you had a good weekend.

Anybody else out there want a drink or two?

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Topic: Friend removal
Posted: 22 Apr 2018 18:33

Nymphh Writer wrote: Miles and miles of desert.

Me, I wrote: So that's where all those unidentified, unfriended folks have been coming from. ;)

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Apr 2018 17:17

How you all are? It's on the warm side out here in the desert west of Tombstone with temps in the high 90's while the humidity is in the single digits.

Let me suggest that what with tomorrow being one of the dreaded and dreadful Monday's, y'all savor being in this moment, so to speak. ;)

Any orders for fluids?
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Apr 2018 16:41

Jim, you might contact one of the Lush mods, such as, for instance: Sprite, Brown Coffee, Buz, Curvy, Jen (either our straight shooting RN or the Scottish lassie, etc., not to mention, et alia...and ask for their opinion and/or other forms of help.

In This moment, proud to have you drop your cloak of lurker invisibility and reveal yourself to the Rumplations' rabil. Alcohol is optional around here. Some folks don't hit the hard stuff due to medical reason, other out of personal preference. It don't make me, or anyone else, no matter mind.

The trick with the old Wurlitzer is to post a music link. Sometimes that requires reposting the link due to a software feature designed to protect the site from dem pirates. :(

This post has gone on way too damn long so I'll just ask the eternal question, Whadda ya wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Apr 2018 12:53

Greetings, fellow dwellers in the lusty lands of Lush.

Things seemed to have slowed to a dull uproar around here. Tanya's wallowing in the woes of wallpapering while sipping on a restorative cup of hot tea. Meanwhile, Carl is busy being Fuzzy and swigging down yet another mug of Irish Coffee.

Contest-wise, no doubt everyone is busy working on their entries except, of course, those dreaming up phoney bologna excuses for their FTP (failure to participate).

The management and staff of Rumplations is proud to offer assistance in the creative process by offering a refined, if ill-defined, selection of UK and US versions of beers, wines to make a vintner weep (for joy?) and our renowned collection of fine lickers. So whadda ya writers of the porn wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 18:44

Evening, Jen. Sorry about your tough times. It's kinda like that old incantation by coaches, "When the going gets tough...the tough get damn good and tired." Well, it was something sorta like that.

At least you're in good company, drinking-wise. Earlier today, Elizabeth Black also ordered, Drambuie. Come to think of it, she might be ready for a refill by now. So here's hoping you two stalwart members of the 'Drambuie Brigade' have a great weekend.

Scott, here's your beer with a chaser of 'Bear Huggers Whiskey' or maybe vice versa. If your next two weekends are due to be a mortal hell, here's hoping this weekend will be a winner.

Now who wants, needs, and/or craves a drink prior to whatever else ya got planned?


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 15:38

Sara, here's yours complete with BBB and marshmallows. Larry, here's yours sans BBB and Marshmallows. Break a leg, thespian.

Curvy, here's yer beer, dear. ;)

First time I tried that drink was while flying first class, someone else paid for the ticket, on old Braniff Airlines. Never have figured out what it's called, if anything, in RL. Around here, maybe something along the lines of a 'Braniff Balmer' though I'm not sure 'balmer' is a really word.

Anybody else need some sort of liquid balm for the soul here in Rumplations?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 14:40

To: all caffine cravers, to include, though not limited to, Sara, Larry, and Jim.

May I suggest my special combo of hot chocolate, coffee and, for the more adventurous, a shot of Beaver Breath Brandy? Sara's would come, so to speak, with a heapin' helpin' of her beloved mini-marshmallows?

Anybody else have a caffine craving this combo might assuage?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Apr 2018 13:05

Greetings, Ms Sara. It's in the low 70's and windy down here in the valley. What's the situation on your mountain?

Meanwhile, here's your hot chocolate with a double-handful of dem mini-marshmallows you crave.

Pixie, your offer to help out in the emergency is much appreciated.

Jim and I have finished cleaning out the sludge that had befouled Big Bertha's bottom, so to speak. His having been a swabbie meant he was familiar with steam cleaning and then sand blasting where and when needed. My theory is that the Safeway coffee Jeff used got her poor innards in an uproar. But since Ms LJ was on the way, his lapse from caffine perfection can be understood, if not completely forgiven. ;)

Anyway, there's now a fresh pot of Big Bertha's Best Brew made with fine Louisiana dark roast (Community Coffee to be precise)
Sorry I wasn't here for the early AM coffee brewing but I'm currently on a go to sleep after 4:00 am and wake around noon, cycle.
Has anyone heard tell of Tanya? I'm beginning to worry just a bit about our 'Jersey Girl'.

Scott, can't remember what you ordered and by now your needs may have changed. However, a beer is always a safe alternative in your case. Enjoy.

Now what about the rest of you literary de-constructionist (destructionist?). Whadda ya wanna drink?

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Terri's Transformation

The nice, young, married, nurse had never made love at work, or with a black man, or been unfaithful to her husband, but all that had changed. Terri Cummings was doing all three at once and loving every illicit, carnal first-time moment. Waves of ecstasy surged through her writhing body as the powerfully built man between her widespread legs hammered his demanding cock in and out of her...

Added 09 Jan 2018 | Category Uniform | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 3,968 | 22 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can't Be Wrong: chapter 4

Kelly Layton glanced out at the dreary, post-blizzard landscape. Just looking at it made her feel cold. That alone would have been enough to keep her indoors, but she had one more special reason. A sudden wave of ecstasy rippled across her nude body and she quivered with delight. Moving her gaze away from the outside world, she smiled and watched the familiar blonde head bobbing between...

Added 09 Dec 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 6,110 | 6 Comments

Editor's Pick A Bookish Love Story

  The dream had returned--so had the eyes. They hovered in an angry sky just above the horizon, seeing everything but focusing on nothing. Amy knew those eyes—knew a time when they’d been filled with happiness and a love of life. But that had been before her brother came back from Vietnam. Young, naked, and skinny, she stood alone and vulnerable on a hill surrounded by flames where...

Added 02 Oct 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,798 | 28 Comments

A Really Good Mood

With a spray of gravel, the ’66 Chevelle Super Sport sped away from the American Legion parking lot, raced down a narrow, blacktop access road, then slowed imperceptibly before making a tire-squealing right onto the main highway. The car quickly accelerated until it was speeding through the muggy, North Louisiana night. The cherry-red Chevy was always speeding — the only question being by...

Added 12 Jun 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,154 | 16 Comments

Adieu, Alan

His candle burned at both ends, It could not last the night.   But readers and friends all agree, It gave such a marvelous...

Added 26 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 747 | 27 Comments

Served Just Right

  They were young, restless, and bored beyond depression. The two nursing students had been in Gwen’s cramped, single-person, dorm room since coming back from supper, smoking and joking, talking about school, men, and life while playing Beatles LP’s, keeping the incense burner going, and steadily draining the bottle of bourbon Mark had left, "for safe keeping," before flying home for a...

Added 09 Feb 2017 | Category Lesbian | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 7,740 | 7 Comments

A Parting Gift To Remember

From her position draped over the back of an old, stuffed armchair, Lynn felt the fresh load of cum oozing out of her throbbing pussy, working its way through matted pubic hairs, then sliding down trembling inner thighs until it dripped onto the floor.  The thick cream felt cool on her hot, flushed, skin.  With Bob’s help, she struggled to her feet, turned around and hugged him. It had been...

Added 23 Dec 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 3,185 | 14 Comments

What Are Friends For?

She blew in like a pissed off F5 tornado, shouted, "Don't say a fucking thing,” slammed the door shut,and slung her purse across the room. It ricocheted away from my butt-weary couch, cleared off the end table, then teetered briefly at the edge before following the displaced debris onto the floor. Only the reading lamp survived, leaning drunkenly against the wall, shade tilted at a...

Added 20 Aug 2016 | Category Love Stories | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,010 | 11 Comments

Afternoon Aftermath

For Cindy Davis, it had been a weekend of unbelievable firsts. She had just spent two nights in a mid-town hotel room making almost constant love with Ray, a man she barely knew. Of course, it had been a once-in-a-lifetime experience, no doubt about that. He’d been alone, a long way from home and had needed her. Still, it marked the first time she’d ever cheated on her fiance', which...

Added 21 Apr 2016 | Category Reluctance | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 11,262 | 8 Comments

Treats First then the Trick

It was a fantastic fuck. Randi Druitt's sex-charged body writhed and shuddered. A large, powerfully built man lay between her widespread legs. With deep, fluid strokes, he pumped his demanding cock in and out of her very willing pussy. Each thrust left her gasping with passion and wanting more. The freckle-faced redhead lay nude on the backseat of an old Buick, parked on the far side of a...

Added 21 Oct 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,517 | 7 Comments

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