About RumpleForeskin


Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Rumple Foreskin
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Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ , Arizona, United States
Local Time:
18 Nov 2017 21:07
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal


Date Joined:
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Nov 2017 19:38

Rejoice, dearly beloved. For Sara, Buz and your befuddled barkeep are in the midst of a three-way...celebration, that is.

Sara's Virginia Tech Hokies defeated Pittsburg, Buz's Georgia Bulldogs bounced back from their first loss of the year by laying a serious case of whup-ass upon Kentucky, and my LSU Tigers endured a minor monsoon to hand Tennessee a sound, if wet, beat-down.

So let's have a ball, y'all. What do you rowdy Rumplators wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Nov 2017 15:31

Tequila and dark rum...dark rum and tequila Whatever happened to self-respecting north of the border booze like: bourbon, rye, scotch, gin, and vodka? (mumble, grumble)

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Topic: The next new categories
Posted: 18 Nov 2017 14:03

Considering how my stories tend to feature clueless characters wandering aimlessly through lost plotlines, Topology, might be the category for me.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Nov 2017 12:56

Being a caring barkeep who respects his patrons, no matter how weird they may act,, I'll refrain from commenting on your negative attitude tward the brand name, 'GK'. Nic (aka She Who Must be Obeyed) put a serious hurt on our supply of high-falutin' dark rum. But there might be a shot or two left. Ya wanna kill the bottle?

Sara, mega-congrats on your Hokies six-point win over Pittsburgh thanks to that last minute, four-play goal line stand. So whadda ya want to drink to celebrate?

Anyone just back from reading Laura's story on the 'Sacre Bleu' site (see my last post for a link) and want a drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Nov 2017 12:13

Afternoon, Sara. Here's a beer and a suggestion for both you and the rest of the riotous Rumplations rabble.

All are encouraged to journey over to the 'Sacre Bleu' site (Story Space) and check out Laura's new story.

You can come back here later to give thanks unto your beloved barkeep and order something else to drink. (hint, hint, hint)

And should you feel so lead, down near the bottom of the SS story listing is the last installment of my 'Dancing to Ray Charles' series (ch 12) It's only gotten a couple votes and one or two extra would be the best tip you could give for my clueing you into Laura's story. ;)

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Nov 2017 11:01

Coffee for, Tanya. check
Beer for, Curvy. roger that
Al, ya want a refill on your coffee?
Larry, your post was a bit garbled on my reader. I'll send a copy by PM. It's probably me but wanted you to know.
Apt, poor child. The ultimate southern cure for a headache is a 'BC Powder' washed down with Coca-Cola. Wanna give it a try?

Any more orders before I get back to college football?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Nov 2017 07:02

Greetings and welcome to another day here in Rumplations, oh ye who reject the rancid realms of reality.

Boss lady, if you want a Bloody Mary, you'll get a BM...no, wait, those initials are already taken, but you get my drift, I hope. Anyway, your drink was thrown together using "Verisimilitude Vodka: the chagrin of Valdosta, Ga'. Since Georgia is the home state of Buz, your drink should be, well, interesting.

Scott, your objection to the brand name (tm) of GK has been taken under advisement by the management and staff of Rumplations. Here's your coffee. I added a double shot of BBB to keep you smiling.

Okay, any more calls for something to 'wet your whistle (though why anyone would want a wet whistle is beyond me)?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Nov 2017 19:31

Greetings, Nic. you've come to the right place for high-class brandy. Maybe not quite high as Courvoisier, but a double shot of Beaver Breath Brandy will be an unforgettable drinking experience, unless you get lucky. BTW, you want a dark rum Cuban Libre for a chaser? Another option would be one of Rumplations' very own, 'Gorilla Killahs'. It's sort of a high octane rum and Coke using 151 proof rum, a few ice cubes and a splash of Coke.

Now the rest of you proud patrons are bugging me for tequila (DD) and a fruity wine (Tanya) Ms T, what about some Sangria?

Ping, ya didn't order so here's a beer and a 'Gorilla Killah'. You'll have to decide which one is the chaser.

Any more calls for alcohol? Think I'll go read a few more booby stories and head for bed and hope for dreams. ;)

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Nov 2017 14:43

For our 'hammerless' Ms Sara:


Now, just between to two of us, save the hammer for computer monitors and laptops. As a rule, they don't move. For bashing heads, a baseball bat comes highly recommended.

Now what'll you hard-headed hombres want to drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Nov 2017 12:55

Afternoon, DD. Someone 'borrowed' our sledgehammer...but, I'm told Jeff is very hard-headed. sooooooo, maybe he can help. Meanwhile here's your iced tea gussed up with a sprig of mint, or something green, and a healthy shot of Verisimilitude Vodka If anyone asks, just tell 'em it's a 'Long Island Tea'.

A 'LIT'T would seems to be perfect for reading Curvy contest entry (check out her last post for a link). Best I can tell, all the other Rumplator entries already have more than enough votes. To be honest, I'd bet good money, if any was available around here, that Curvy's entry will easily qualify, if it hasn't already. The entries of 'Rex' and 'Just a Guy' are well worth reading and might benefit from an extra vote or two. Check 'em all out.

Now whadda ya scabrious scribblers want to drink?

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