About RumpleForeskin

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Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Name:
Rumple Foreskin
Sex:
Male 
Age:
70
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ , Arizona, United States
Local Time:
25 Sep 2017 22:44
Interests:
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal
Website:

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Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
Last Visit:
25 Sep 2017 (2 hours ago)
Page Viewed:
28,350 times
Friends:
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Followers:
76
Days in Chat:
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Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
4,150
Stories:
33
Badges:
16

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 Sep 2017 04:52

Today is much more than just another Monday here east of the dateline. For is it not written that Sprite will spend most of this day, following her mandatory birthday spanking, on her feet?

This is an official 'Beware of Buz' alert. For not only did his Georgia Bulldogs put a serious hurt on Misssissippi State on Saturday, today they have broken into the top ten in the college football rankings. But wait...there's more. Yesterday, his hometown pro football team, the Atlanta Falcons, remained undefeated thanks to a close win over the Detroit Lions. Buz-wise, y'all have now been officially warned.

Two weeks until the deadline for the 'Bookish' contest. Do you know what's happening to your yet-to-be-finished entry?

Just got an anon PM signed, BB And Waiting, that reads:
I'm full of brew,
Just waiting for you,
Now what'll ya do?

Y'all make out of that whatever ya can. But in addition to coffee and hot, scalding water for tea, there's a fine assortment of more potent drinking material available. So whadda ya want?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Sep 2017 07:49

(Places before Gil a tall 'Hannah' complete with not one, not two, but three cocktail umbrellas.)

Enjoy, Ms G.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Sep 2017 06:25

Greetings and/or salutations to all who wander in and then wonder why. Anything exciting happen yesterday here in Lush Land?

Another prime Saturday filled with college football. Mega-congrats to Buz on his Dawgs beat down of Mississippi State. That's the same MSU team that beat my LSU Tigers last week like the proverbial rented mule. Fortunatley, Georgia and LSU won't meet on the gridiron until next year.

DD, sometime you need to let us know the story behind how a gal from the Arizona outback became a Virginia Tech fan.

Laura, sorry about your headache and the election results. The mention of sad news reminds me that Ms Laura has a well-done short piece over on the 'Sacre Bleu' site. R.I.P. Rudolph Valentino is a highly recommended read. Which reminds me that another Rumplator, Green Guy, has a short musing over there. If you like good writing or just think of 'Larry Nye' as a friend, I strongly recommend you check out, 'Sunrise, Sunset'.

Now let us gather together, dearly beloved, and contemplate life, its consequences and inevitabilities, and most of all what the hell to order. Big Bertha is ready to put out like a, well, coffee urn that's filled to the brim with her variant on coffee. There's some OJ and TJ available if someone wants one of those 'morning after the night before' type drinks. So whadda ya want?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Sep 2017 11:53

Flirt, ya want the red-blooded US, 100 proof stuff or the slightly more civilized 80 proof Canadian version?

Scot, ya want some of that Yukon Jack or Canadian Club or what?

Somebody wanted a beer. Can't remember who, but I'll toss in a Yukon Jack chaser for a nominal charge to cover for my brain-fart.

Anybody else got cravings?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Sep 2017 04:21

Happy: TGIF or, depending on your locale, the beginning of the weekend, and, for all to celebrate, Sprite's Birthday!

I'm sure everyone joins me in thanking Professor Flirt for his fantastic lecture in 'Advanced Feline Studies'. Odds on there being a pop test on Monday are still being calculated.

Newbies would be well advised to harken unto the contest participation warnings of the, Hannah-unit. They would be even wiser to carefully consider her threats regarding non-participation.

Judging by the gross noises coming from our beloved official coffee urn, Big Bertha, she's ready to provide a abundant supply of strong, hot, coffee-like liquid. She's also capable of putting out hot water for the tea sippers among us. There are also off-brand beers, no-brand wines, and many fine lickers. So wahdda ya fallen honky tonk angels want to drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Sep 2017 11:10

More coffee for, Jeff. You've just made Big Bertha's day. ;)

Any more orders?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Sep 2017 06:39

Good MAEN (morning - afternoon -evening - night) as the case may be out your way

DD, hope you got your Jack and Coke. By the time you ordered that I was deep into the land of Nod. But to make up for that I woke a 2:00 AM and haven't been back to sleep since.

Our 'Love Bug' wrote: Hi all! I'll take a few shots of Goldschlager with a pineapple juice back please. Lol

Me, I wrote: If 'I Am Love' wants a wonky drink, she'll get a wonky drink, complete with pineapple juice. (shakes head)

According to some all-powerful but anonymous authority figure there's about 15 days left before the current contest closes. So far ten brave souls have submitted entries with eight of them competing for third place or honorable mention behind VG and Burquette.

In the, 'Great Excuse to Get Drunk' category, tonight's pro football game will feature the LA Rams vs the SF 49'ers. Y'all be sure to drop by tonight.

Big Bertha is ready to put out, some of her unique variant on coffee, that is. There's also skunky beer, unlabeled boxed wine and, of course, our fine lickers. So whadda ya refugees from the shallow end of the gene pool wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Sep 2017 20:24

Whadda ya wanna bet that if the world does end this Saturday, the number of robocalls will skyrocket next week? (sigh)

Don't know about you guys, but now I really need my own drink? Anybody else interested in a liquid coping mechanism?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Sep 2017 09:01

For Elizabeth, Adagio, and Jeff: Three mugs filled to the brim with a hot fluid that sort of looks like coffee and even smells a bit like coffee. Good luck.

Anybody else ready for a little fluid replacement?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Sep 2017 04:39

It's WTDE (way too damn early) out here in the 'Valley of the Sun' north of Tombstone. On the other hand, it's 'Hump Day' this side of the date line while our ANZAC's are rushing toward Thursday and the downhill slide into the weekend. So things could be worse, probably.

Jeff wrote: I am, for the next week, James Dean (not Deen, please note).

Me, I wrote: No problem, but what about, Jim Beam? You'd be really popular at college parties.

Just finished Sprites latest 'Butterfly Beach' saga. Its 'RR' is well deserved. Check it out.

Before our, Hannah-unit' (aka Super K) gives me some grief about the contest...my inchoate entry is shaping up, honest. So, like, you know...what about the rest of you, 'bookish' writers?

And speaking of the rest of you, any of you feel lead to order some coffee, tea or maybe something a bit stronger?

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A Really Good Mood

With a spray of gravel, the ’66 Chevelle Super Sport sped away from the American Legion parking lot, raced down a narrow, blacktop access road, then slowed imperceptibly before making a tire-squealing right onto the main highway. The car quickly accelerated until it was speeding through the muggy, North Louisiana night. The cherry-red Chevy was always speeding — the only question being by...

Added 12 Jun 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,269 | 19 Comments

Adieu, Alan

His candle burned at both ends, It could not last the night.   But readers and friends all agree, It gave such a marvelous...

Added 26 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 497 | 30 Comments

Served Just Right

  They were young, restless, and bored beyond depression. The two nursing students had been in Gwen’s cramped, single-person, dorm room since coming back from supper, smoking and joking, talking about school, men, and life while playing Beatles LP’s, keeping the incense burner going, and steadily draining the bottle of bourbon Mark had left, "for safe keeping," before flying home for a...

Added 09 Feb 2017 | Category Lesbian | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 7,104 | 8 Comments

A Parting Gift To Remember

From her position draped over the back of an old, stuffed armchair, Lynn felt the fresh load of cum oozing out of her throbbing pussy, working its way through matted pubic hairs, then sliding down trembling inner thighs until it dripped onto the floor.  The thick cream felt cool on her hot, flushed, skin.  With Bob’s help, she struggled to her feet, turned around and hugged him. It had been...

Added 23 Dec 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,774 | 17 Comments

What Are Friends For?

She blew in like a pissed off F5 tornado, shouted, "Don't say a fucking thing,” slammed the door shut,and slung her purse across the room. It ricocheted away from my butt-weary couch, cleared off the end table, then teetered briefly at the edge before following the displaced debris onto the floor. Only the reading lamp survived, leaning drunkenly against the wall, shade tilted at a...

Added 20 Aug 2016 | Category Love Stories | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,102 | 13 Comments

Afternoon Aftermath

For Cindy Davis, it had been a weekend of unbelievable firsts. She had just spent two nights in a mid-town hotel room making almost constant love with Ray, a man she barely knew. Of course, it had been a once-in-a-lifetime experience, no doubt about that. He’d been alone, a long way from home and had needed her. Still, it marked the first time she’d ever cheated on her fiance', which...

Added 21 Apr 2016 | Category Reluctance | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 10,504 | 10 Comments

Treats First then the Trick

It was a fantastic fuck. Randi Druitt's sex-charged body writhed and shuddered. A large, powerfully built man lay between her widespread legs. With deep, fluid strokes, he pumped his demanding cock in and out of her very willing pussy. Each thrust left her gasping with passion and wanting more. The freckle-faced redhead lay nude on the backseat of an old Buick, parked on the far side of a...

Added 21 Oct 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,139 | 7 Comments

Recommended Read Getting A Lot Of What She Wants

The thick, glistening shaft slipped from Cindy’s mouth like a long, sexy serpent. When the swollen cockhead came into view, she lapped at its smooth surface while glancing up at her husband. Ray’s big, nude body was sprawled comfortably on their living room couch. Curly blonde hair cushioned his head against the wall. Those blue eyes she adored so much were shut. His lips were parted. It...

Added 28 Sep 2015 | Category Fetish | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,575 | 17 Comments

Of Love and War and Donna Lynn

It was another turbulent day in the summer of 68. Student protests raged from the Sorbonne to Berkeley. In the US, civil rights demonstrations and anti-war rallies were turning violent. Martin Luther King was dead; Bobby Kennedy would be soon. In South Vietnam, hundreds of other Americans were being killed each month. Soldiers patrolled the streets of Saigon, Paris, and Washington while...

Added 31 Aug 2015 | Category Historical | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 2,163 | 17 Comments

A Different Sort of Cramming

Textbooks and study notes showered down from the bouncing mattress of a venerable four-poster bed as a long, thick, column of rigid flesh kept up a steady rhythm of lust and need, surging back and forth past stretched, slightly irritated pussy lips that clutch tightly around the unyielding shaft relentlessly cramming its engorged cock head into the inner most depths of a wet, stuffed...

Added 27 Aug 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,514 | 5 Comments

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