About RumpleForeskin

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Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Name:
Rumple Foreskin
Sex:
Male 
Age:
70
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA , Arizona, United States
Local Time:
22 May 2017 16:34
Interests:
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal
Website:

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Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
Last Visit:
22 May 2017 (7 minutes ago)
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Friends:
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Followers:
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Days on Site:
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Forum Posts:
3,777
Stories:
32
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 May 2017 07:36

Greetings, to all Lushlanders, no matter where you may roam...or type.

Scalding hot tea for BC.
Scalding hot coffee for Reg.
Orange Juice enhanced with Verisimilitude Vodka for the afflicted Phil.
Think (sorta) I'll wait on filling the orders of Verbal and Laura until we can determine what kinda shape they're in. Thanks to 'Big Bertha' there'll be plenty of her goodies to enjoy is that's what they need.

My thanks to Jen, for forwarding my pm on to Gav. Not sure how in hell I managed to accidentally send it to her but when it comes to computing, I tend to work in strange and mysterious ways.

Anybody else come draggin in needing something to get them going?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 May 2017 21:13

Milik, here's your coffee. Be warned it's been cooking all day so you might want to take along a knife and fork to help finishing it off.

Laura, didn't know about the UK/US difference in math and maths. The latter strikes me as more logical since there are several 'maths' such as: algebra, calculus, and advanced income tax fiddling.

Reg, here's your Shiner Bock. Mike, let's you and me work on the Bud 'long-neckers'. Laura, would a nice New Zealland girl sink to drinking an American beer?

Damn good pig skins. Any more last orders?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 May 2017 17:47

Evening, Mike. Thanks for the info.. I decided to pass my question along to Gav just so he knows we still care enough to bug him.

What about an ice-cold Bud in a long neck bottle? If that doesn't float your boat, there's a few bottles of Shiner Bock, imported all the way from Shiner, Texas, available. Open a new bag of fried pig skins and I'll join you.

Any more orders before some serious end of the weekend drinking kicks off?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 May 2017 17:05

(slides over a tall lemonade) Sorry you had a rough weekend, BC. Just proves that life can sometimes be tough even for the young, gifted and good looking. ;)

Tech-type question: Sometimes, at least on my 'puter, posts with audio version will not have the complete text of the story. The word count accurately reflects this oddity. Here's one example currently on the main page.

The new story by, EroticLushinLace, "She'll Cum Around" has a word count of, 24.

Don't know if this happens to other Lushers or its a weirdness due to my screen reader I'm about to repost this on 'Site Announcements' but wondered if anybody here had a thought or two.

Meanwhile, there's plenty of quality hooch just waiting to be ordered. So what'll it be?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 May 2017 15:04

Mega-congrats, Milik. That's one hell of an accomplishment. I'll just add Tanya's 'stiff drink' to your already 'infamous' tab. ;)

Anyone ready to take Milik up on his generous offer?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 May 2017 13:32

As the Cajuns say down on da bayou, "How you all are?" Hope everyone is having a satisfying weekend. Me, I was up all night. Part of it was my insomnia-like sleep disorder combined with the burning need to finish the latest book from, Martin Cruz Smith (wrote, "Gorky Park", etc.), "The Girl From Venice,.," a very good readj, imo

(slides over a mug of Bertha's best enhanced with a double shot of BBB to Seeker) Here ya go, Scott. Hope this arrives in time to help.

Laura, you ordered a LIT but that was 'way back when'. Hope the writing went well even without the benefits of that drink. Ya wanna order something else? BC, there's a 'Hannah' waiting for you. And while I'm at it, anyone else got a hankering for a drink?

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Topic: Post a random fact
Posted: 20 May 2017 20:03

MJ, made me post this, honest. ;)

(CNN) The nickname given to the insects that spread Chagas disease is somewhat bittersweet: kissing bugs. Their name stems from the fact that they like biting humans around their lips and faces as they sleep, after which they defecate into the wound .

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 May 2017 19:20

Coffee, a beer, and a boilermaker, the drink, not the Indiana college named, Purdue.

Hate to do this to y'all, but there's a new RR story on the main page you should check out. "Bird and the Blonde" by Zen Mackie is very (x3) good. Pay special attention to the job he does on 'The Blonde's' rambling monologue. I haven't read any of his other stuff, but I will.

In case I left out someone's orders, speak up now or quit your bellyachin'.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 May 2017 16:59

Yes, we have no , Saki, we have no, Saki, today. What we do have is beer...that is if certain deadbeats don't drain the keg before you get a chance. And if ya just gotta have some foreign devil booze, there's always, tequila.

Scott, your post brought back memories of the original 'Sim City' game and the monster that would destroy your city, Godzilla style, if you screwed up real bad. Ah, the good old days.

Any more requests, I mean, for something to drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 May 2017 12:58

Hum, a strawberry for her Ladyship, a beer for Seeker and based on a WAG, a Long Island Tea for Laura and a lemonade for BC.

BTW, all you 'friendless folks' might want to turn to the good book, that is to say, "All My Friends Are Going to be Strangers" by Larry McMurtry. Just a suggestion.

In case some of you forgot, we're still selling some really unbelievable booze. So what'll it be?

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Adieu, Alan

His candle burned at both ends, It could not last the night.   But readers and friends all agree, It gave such a marvelous...

Added 26 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 407 | 29 Comments

Served Just Right

  They were young, restless, and bored beyond depression. The two nursing students had been in Gwen’s cramped, single-person, dorm room since coming back from supper, smoking and joking, talking about school, men, and life while playing Beatles LP’s, keeping the incense burner going, and steadily draining the bottle of bourbon Mark had left, "for safe keeping," before flying home for a...

Added 09 Feb 2017 | Category Lesbian | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 6,344 | 9 Comments

A Parting Gift To Remember

From her position draped over the back of an old, stuffed armchair, Lynn felt the fresh load of cum oozing out of her throbbing pussy, working its way through matted pubic hairs, then sliding down trembling inner thighs until it dripped onto the floor.  The thick cream felt cool on her hot, flushed, skin.  With Bob’s help, she struggled to her feet, turned around and hugged him. It had been...

Added 23 Dec 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,483 | 17 Comments

What Are Friends For?

She blew in like a pissed off F5 tornado, shouted, "Don't say a fucking thing,” slammed the door shut,and slung her purse across the room. It ricocheted away from my butt-weary couch, cleared off the end table, then teetered briefly at the edge before following the displaced debris onto the floor. Only the reading lamp survived, leaning drunkenly against the wall, shade tilted at a...

Added 20 Aug 2016 | Category Love Stories | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,816 | 13 Comments

Afternoon Aftermath

For Cindy Davis, it had been a weekend of unbelievable firsts. She had just spent two nights in a mid-town hotel room making almost constant love with Ray, a man she barely knew. Of course, it had been a once-in-a-lifetime experience, no doubt about that. He’d been alone, a long way from home and had needed her. Still, it marked the first time she’d ever cheated on her fiance', which...

Added 21 Apr 2016 | Category Reluctance | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 9,973 | 10 Comments

Treats First then the Trick

It was a fantastic fuck. Randi Druitt's sex-charged body writhed and shuddered. A large, powerfully built man lay between her widespread legs. With deep, fluid strokes, he pumped his demanding cock in and out of her very willing pussy. Each thrust left her gasping with passion and wanting more. The freckle-faced redhead lay nude on the backseat of an old Buick, parked on the far side of a...

Added 21 Oct 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,906 | 7 Comments

Recommended Read Getting A Lot Of What She Wants

The thick, glistening shaft slipped from Cindy’s mouth like a long, sexy serpent. When the swollen cockhead came into view, she lapped at its smooth surface while glancing up at her husband. Ray’s big, nude body was sprawled comfortably on their living room couch. Curly blonde hair cushioned his head against the wall. Those blue eyes she adored so much were shut. His lips were parted. It...

Added 28 Sep 2015 | Category Fetish | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,244 | 17 Comments

Of Love and War and Donna Lynn

It was another turbulent day in the summer of 68. Student protests raged from the Sorbonne to Berkeley. In the US, civil rights demonstrations and anti-war rallies were turning violent. Martin Luther King was dead; Bobby Kennedy would be soon. In South Vietnam, hundreds of other Americans were being killed each month. Soldiers patrolled the streets of Saigon, Paris, and Washington while...

Added 31 Aug 2015 | Category Historical | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,934 | 17 Comments

A Different Sort of Cramming

Textbooks and study notes showered down from the bouncing mattress of a venerable four-poster bed as a long, thick, column of rigid flesh kept up a steady rhythm of lust and need, surging back and forth past stretched, slightly irritated pussy lips that clutch tightly around the unyielding shaft relentlessly cramming its engorged cock head into the inner most depths of a wet, stuffed...

Added 27 Aug 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,300 | 5 Comments

Feels So Right It Can’t Be Wrong: chapter 3

Kelly woke in her stepbrother’s bed cuddled next to his nude body. The sheet barely covered his morning erection. She thought about teasing him awake, it struck her as the big-sisterly thing to do, but then rolled onto her back, stretched, and immediately dozed off and slipped into yet another rerun of her dreams. Like most of those she’d had recently, they involved sex. Unlike the...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 22,337 | 9 Comments

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