Forum posts made by rxtales

Topic Word association game
Posted 20 Apr 2009 12:39


Topic Would You Rather Game
Posted 20 Apr 2009 12:38


Would your rather have uncontrollable orgasms or uncontrollable hiccups?

Topic Dessert
Posted 20 Apr 2009 08:40
Summer Pudding

Topic Word association game
Posted 20 Apr 2009 08:30


Topic Would You Rather Game
Posted 19 Apr 2009 14:35

no more television.

Would you rather be able to have sex but never kiss or be able to kiss but never have sex?

Posted 19 Apr 2009 14:24

I have my pilots liscence, I can fly you!

Topic Would You Rather Game
Posted 19 Apr 2009 14:19

I am sure most of you have played this game before, but I will still explain it. Someone thinks of a would you rather question. The next person who answers it has to post the next question as well.

For example: Would you rather love and not be loved back or be loved but never love?

I am going to ask this one though:

If you could, would you rather end hunger or hatred?

Topic What do my English friends think?
Posted 19 Apr 2009 11:44

Bubbles and squeek?
Here is a bubble and squeak recipe

Topic The History of the Middle Finger - Author Unknown
Posted 19 Apr 2009 02:12

I heard that before, except that they cut of the middle and index finger, so to taunt the french they would stick up their middle and index finger to show that they still got them.

Topic Quantum of Solace review
Posted 19 Apr 2009 02:06

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?

Definitely, also snatch and the bank job

Topic Quantum of Solace review
Posted 18 Apr 2009 17:10

I find most women really like him. That's because of his eyes! He was in Defiance recently, which was REALLY good.

The problem I had with Quantum of Solace was that I couldn't really remember anything about Casino Royale other than the fact that when I watched Casino Royale I had NOO idea what was happening most of the time.

I liked the transporter, but it isn't Jason Statham's best movie.

Topic Alphabetic Book Game
Posted 18 Apr 2009 16:39

Brave New World - Aldous Huxley

Topic Alphabetic Book Game
Posted 18 Apr 2009 15:20

A yellow raft in blue water by Michael Dorris

Admin fixed icon_smile

Topic Dessert
Posted 18 Apr 2009 14:00

If you were a dessert what would you be?

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 18 Apr 2009 13:59

Painkiller by turin brakes

Topic Performance Review
Posted 18 Apr 2009 13:29

These quotes were apparently taken from employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation. Even if they weren't. they are still funny.
1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig."
(2) "His men would follow him anywhere...but only out of morbid curiosity."
(3) "I would not allow this employee to breed."
(4) "This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
(5) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
(6) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
(7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
(8) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
(9) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
(10) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
(11) "This employee should go far...and the sooner he starts, the better."
(12) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
(13) "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
(14) "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
(15) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
(16) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
(17) "He's been working with glue too much."
(18) "He would argue with a signpost."
(19) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
(20) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
(21) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
(22) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored...he's the other one."
(23) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
(24) "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
(25) "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
(26) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
(27) "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
(28) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
(29) "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
(30) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."
(31) "It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."
(32) "One neuron short of a synapse."
(33) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
(34) "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
(35) "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

Topic What do my English friends think?
Posted 18 Apr 2009 13:15

They left out mushy peas and baked beans.. never understood those but everyone seems to like them. DB made a good list though

Posted 18 Apr 2009 13:08

lol, i found those quite funny. I was looking at a match box earlier and I noticed a stick man on fire (which i have seen on serveral boxes before) but underneath that was a caption that said, use these and you WILL light your arm on fire.
I still used them and did not catch on fire...

Topic Alphabetic Book Game
Posted 18 Apr 2009 13:00

Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides

Topic Favorite position
Posted 17 Apr 2009 14:15

I clicked missionary by accident but i really meant doggie, I like having my hair pulled that way.

Topic Only way to get inside her
Posted 16 Apr 2009 16:16

Topic Word association game
Posted 16 Apr 2009 16:12


Topic Post your favorite "I'd hit it" pics
Posted 16 Apr 2009 16:11

Topic Pinched Nipples
Posted 16 Apr 2009 16:02

the harder the better...

Topic Word association game
Posted 16 Apr 2009 15:52


Topic Your Thoughts During
Posted 16 Apr 2009 15:35

Most of the time my partner... but my mind can wander pretty easily...

Topic Word association game
Posted 16 Apr 2009 15:21


Topic Extreme Shepherding
Posted 16 Apr 2009 13:51

My friend and I saw that the other day during play rehearsals and we found some christmas lights in the store room, so we decided to get the little kids in the play to wear them (they were playing faries) so we could turn the lights off in some of the scenes and although it looked very cool, there were a few too many collisions..

Topic Post your hangover cures.
Posted 14 Apr 2009 01:11

A firecracker: A shot of tequila and tobasco.

Topic Answer With A Song
Posted 03 Apr 2009 14:36

liquefy - the servent

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