Forum posts made by rxtales

Topic Don't touch
Posted 03 Apr 2009 14:28

aww.. It made me smile... he looks a bit like my cat though...

Topic Is Your Mind Dirty?
Posted 30 Mar 2009 14:50

Topic Has a night of sex ever landed you in the hospital?
Posted 30 Mar 2009 14:31

I was talking to a friend who is a doctor at an a and e and he was telling me some stories about people ending up in a and e after accidents during sex. I can say it has happened to me (broken nose, dislocated shoulder, two broken ribs). Has it happened to any of you?

Topic Word association game
Posted 30 Mar 2009 14:11


Topic Your Prison Name
Posted 30 Mar 2009 13:36

horse hung harry... I prefer my pirate name Cap'n Ursula Kookypants

Topic sexual dreams
Posted 06 Dec 2008 15:51

I would say about 95% of dreams are sexual ones and a few of them are really vivid. The one I remember most is when I was about 15 before I had lost my virginity, I had this recurring dream about going to this boys house. He was someone I had made up in my mind. In my dream he had put this milti-colored quilt in the bathtub, so we could sit in it and play cards. Once we decided to play strip poker, and I lost on purpose. When I had lost most of my clothes, he still had most of his on, and without saying anything he layed me down on my back in the bathtub. It was really really oddly big you see. I think it enlarged in my dream.. anyways he then went down on me before fucking me. I remember waking up several mornings thinking it had actually happened.

Topic Oral sex.
Posted 06 Dec 2008 15:32

I believe this is best explained in an exerpt of Kevin Smith's "Chasing Amy". One of my favorite movies for tons of reasons, and the best dialogue about being a virgin IMO

That dialogue has just made me put chasing amy onto my list of movies to see before I die

Posted 06 Dec 2008 15:08

haha those are really good. Especially the parrot one..

Topic Thought I would introduce myself..
Posted 06 Dec 2008 14:16

I thought I would introduce myself, since I have joined recently. I am 18 and am british/american although more british. I started writing erotic stories recently with the idea of sending them to my bf but chickened out. Anyways would love to hear your feedback on them, and just wanted to say hi! Oh and I am loving reading all of your stories.

Topic Quiz
Posted 06 Dec 2008 14:00

You scored a 88% (A)! Your driving level is: very safe

...I wish my driving teacher would say that about my driving

Topic Question for the ladies
Posted 06 Dec 2008 13:23

I stopped once and my bf yelled at me, so now I just do it until I am told to stop... plus I like it too much

Topic Keep Your Condoms in Your Car
Posted 01 Dec 2008 14:27

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test . . . we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!

Topic Another oldie
Posted 01 Dec 2008 14:17

ha ha that one is good