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I can't concentrate on anything. What have you done to me, sexual creature?
My cousin's husband stared at my chest while his wife breastfed their daughter in the corner of the room. It was uncomfortable.
Prized Object You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away. Your style is the perfect mix of hot and cold. You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.
See, the bride and the maid-of-honour are always total sluts at these parties. Guys, take note... Hehe Actually on a more serious note - my male stripper friend was seriously psychologically scarred during his manwhore-dancing days. After seeing these blushing brides so eager to be down on their knees in the backroom, he felt he could never trust any woman. He actually decided that he was going to find a "nice virgin" to marry because the rest were surely cheating sluts. Sometimes when our group of friends were out drinking (at normal, non-stripping bars), he would get all serious with me and read me the riot-act about how I was being "disrespectful" to my boyfriend by going out and partying at bars without his supervision and that I should "think about how he feels" blah blah. Yup. Male strippers are damaged goods as far as accumulated emotional baggage goes. They've just seen (and done) too much. I've never really given this any thought. Thanks for the insight. It inspired a story.
Yup. I've watched and have been watched a few times.
Nope. Big nope. Not interested.
The DMV causes extreme anxiety for me! Something about pulling a number and sitting In those cold hard govt chairs for hours on end only to be greeted by Mildred who clearly doesn't know what a clit is or how to redeem pleasure from it! Nope sorry, I'll avoid the DMV and May even pay the penalties! I lol'd so hard at this.
Uh, no thanks.
Yes, unfortunately a few times, and let me tell you guys it is NOT sexy. Even if the girl gives you a friendly smile or stands next to you, do not make such advances because it won't make her feel sexy, it will be violating her.
"Owen! Oi! Get your ass down here!" Owen winces at his stepdad's booming voice and looks at Quinn with troubled eyes. She flashes a long sympathetic smile as her friend gets up on his feet and holds his hand out to to help her up. Quinn clutches it tight and he pulls her up to stand in front of him. "Does he always talk to you like that?" she asks. Owen shrugs. "Only when he's drunk...
Added 02 Oct 2013 | Category Group Sex
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Amy felt numb. Sick. Dazed. Her lips trembled as she tried to hold on to something. Anything. She couldn't help but wonder if it was her. If it had always been her. She had so many chances to be in a stable relationship with a decent man, but every time, she felt like it wasn't enough. Like she wasn't enough. There had been moments where her distaste of her lover was justified,...
Added 17 Nov 2012 | Category Straight Sex
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“I think we got here just in time,” Johnny says as he pushes his way through the double doors and into the theatre. Samantha follows quietly behind. Once they’ve found their seats, conveniently right at the back in the corner, the screen comes alive and the trailer for a new romance comes on. Johnny looks at Samantha and smiles. She smiles back, shyly. “What’s up, Sam? You didn’t seem so...
Added 05 Aug 2012 | Category Straight Sex
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Steve and I just had a massive row and now I'm sitting in this bar alone, drowning my anger and sorrow in Vodka. We fight a lot these days. It's kind of become a habit, but this time was different. This time we both threw our hands up after a while and gave up. He tearfully went to bed and I ended up here. I look around and my heart sinks. Look at everyone. They're all out with their...
Added 04 Dec 2011 | Category Love Stories
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I was 19 when I was dating my brothers best friend Ted. He was a ridiculously good looking 24 year old who was rich, fit and funny. One problem though, he had an anger problem and usually took it out on me. My brother had no idea we were together. He used to come over and fuck me and then when my brother came home, he'd say he was waiting for him. We didn't plan to have a relationship, it...
Added 28 Nov 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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I'm dancing with my friends in the club when a group of noisy teenagers walk in. I look back and frown. Not another bunch of cocky assholes! Just as I'm about to turn around to my friends, I notice a boy amongst the group of lively teens. He looks around 18 years old and out of place. He's looking around awkwardly whilst his friends sway to the music and laugh at something they've just seen,...
Added 11 Nov 2011 | Category First Time
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Emma and I had been friends for about six months when I first started noticing certain things about her. The way her hair gracefully fell over her breasts when she leant forward, the way her silky smooth legs folded over one another when she sat down and the way her pert breasts bounced when she ran for the bus. Things I had never really noticed were starting to stand out and it was...
Added 09 Nov 2011 | Category Bisexual
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There's a knock on the door and I go over to open it. It's Gary. His eyes open in awe as he takes in the sight in front of him. I smirk as his eyes travel my body, looking at my lacy black lingerie. I take his hand and tug, he steps inside and shuts the door, shifting around, not entirely sure what to do. "Are you nervous Gary?" I ask. His gaze falls down to my breasts and he whispers...
Added 08 Nov 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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This story will be as accurate as I can make it. It is the events of last night, with my fuck buddy Joss. It's 10:00PM and I've just arrived home from work. It's not even midnight yet and I've got no plans for the night. I take out my phone and text Joss. Me: Busy? Joss: Horny? Me: Yes. Joss: Then no. 5 mins. I smile, satisfied at his reply and kick off...
Added 05 Sep 2011 | Category Novels
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"Emma I am telling you, you're not going to see him!" says Jade, her best friend. Emma frowns and turns away in disappointment. Tonight was the premiere of actor Alex Pettyfer's new action movie, 'In Time" at Trafalgar Square, London. Emma was hoping that if she'd wait outside until the event was over, she'd bump into him and have the opportunity to meet him. Every time she thought of...
Added 03 Sep 2011 | Category Novels
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