About SanchoHardbottle
Biography

It's been FOREVER since I updated this! I've been a member of Lush for a long time now and I've had a fabulous time reading and sharing stories here. In my normal life I work in an office job that defines boring. Writing is my escape. My stories usual involve themes of the taboo, the forbidden, the naughty. I particular am found of stories of the less experienced being educated by someone, sexual exploration. Really I just like anything fun and interesting.

I'll admit to having a big ego. I love hearing feedback about my work, be it good or bad. Of course I'd love to hear all good things about what i post, but I'd like just as much to hear about things you didn't like. As long as it's honest let me know. I hope to give you the same. With all that said, happy writing all.
Cheers!

Name:
James
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Cancer
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bi-curious
Location:
Pennsylvania, United States
Interests:
WRITING, movies, Dr. Who, Star Trek, all things Nerd
Favorite Books:
The Stand, The Shining, Lord of The Rings, American Gods, Song of Ice and Fire series
Favorite Authors:
Gaiman, King and Bill Shakespeare
Favorite Movies:
Too many to name
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13 Oct 2007
Last Visit:
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Stories:
8
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Topic: Confederate Flags, offensive or not?
Posted: 06 Aug 2014 13:06

Wow. Thanks Sprite.

Topic: Confederate Flags, offensive or not?
Posted: 06 Aug 2014 13:02

I made on off hand comment on a Facebook post that concerned confederate flags. My comment was that "I think it's screwed up you can still get confederate flags so readily in the 21st century". Meaning that I thought it's absurd that in 2014, I find it somewhat appalling so many people want to buy Confederate Flags. I figured people would agree with me. BOY WAS I MISTAKEN. Immediately I was hit with replies like "Why is it so screwed up?" "Whats so offensive about confederate flags?" "It's a part of our history" "People are offended by everything" "You can find something wrong with just about every flag if you look for it, doesn't make them bad."

These are friends of mine, people I like and want to stay on good terms with so I responded with as much polite restraint as I could muster, refraining from saying what I really thought which was: "What the hell is wrong with you people?! Even if it was once an innocuous state symbol, now it's totally been appropriated by Ignorant jackasses, who either use it to symbolize bigotry or are in total denial about a very very grim period of American history! The Confederacy was a country based on the idea of white supremacy, and has been to symbolize the ever after!"

So I figured this deserved some discussion and investigation: What do you think? Keep in mind I am NOT saying that the Flag should be banned, I know it's a free country. Nor am I saying we should ignore our history. I am saying I think that It's very ignorant to display the stars and bars, be it on a bumper sticker, a T-shirt, from a flag post or what have you, and then act mystified when people take offense to it.

Topic: does anyone here have a favorite musical?
Posted: 05 Aug 2014 05:43

Toss up Between Les Miserable and Jesus Christ Superstar

Topic: Share your Top 3 Porn Clips
Posted: 04 Aug 2014 15:24

For everyone who is interested, share your top three favorite clips on the web. You know, the ones you always find your way back to. The ones you think about in the shower. Maybe the first ones you ever found when you went looking online and still have a soft spot for in your heart. If you don't have 3 then share, 2 or 1, however many you want o share. I'll Star us off with mine:

http://xhamster.com/movies/1697058/sodomania_mother_and_daughter.html

Like mother like... The smoldering and sexy Nici Sterling, catches her naive daughter Jessica with a man. She shows her how to do things properly.

http://xxxbunker.com/sex_teacher_mrs_storm

My First Sex teacher. Mrs. Storm Sexy Mason Storm goes the extra mile to make sure her students grasp their vocab.

http://xhamster.com/movies/1004432/ms_cleo_and_melody_nakai_share_a_dick.html

When she finds her gorgeous daughter Melody masturbating, Ms Cleo wants to make sure she's doing it all right. She uses her hubby as an example

Topic: casual sex
Posted: 02 Jul 2014 16:48

I love it there are no complications, just pleasure and then you go on with the rest of your life.

That is my attitude as well. I think casual sex can be a great as long as both partners are on the same page about it. Problems CAN arise if both people don't go into it expecting the same thing.

Otherwise I think it can be a fun and perfectly healthy for two consenting adults to basically say to each other "excuse me, but since you aren't using your genitals as the moment would mind if I use them?" without needing the whole trappings of a relationships. My girlfriend of seven years, are both allowed to pursue casual sex with others, provided two things: We are honest with each other about it, and the other party knows we are in a committed relationship with someone else.

Topic: What's your writing process for erotica? (shorts or longer works)
Posted: 02 Jul 2014 14:11

Generally it goes like this:

1)An idea occurs. Usually it's very rough, revolving around a single scene, image or perhaps even a line of dialogue. It will grow and become masturbation fodder as it take shape in my head more and more until I decide "I have to get this down on paper"

2) Then there is a lot of Procrastination. As well as masturbating

3) Finally I begin to write it long hand on a legal pad, generally on the bus, or outside under tree on my break from work, whilst chain smoking and listening to NPR on my headphones. This usually takes a long time, because almost in variably, another idea with occur around this point distracting me. However when I'm lucky, I'll get hot and write until my hand cramps up.

5) More procrastination, more masturbating

6) I've finished the story long hand. I'm satisfied with it enough that I want to type it up. Usually this part involves lots of changes to the original draft. Honing fleshing out details. Often a lot gets altered in this part.

7) Once it's done, I re-read it to myself, checking to make sure it flows and to make corrections. Invariably I miss things.

8) submit it to Lush, and wait in agony for it to go up or be rejected.

9) Once it's been approved, sigh in relief and wait for it inevitably to be overshadowed by the work of more talented writers.

Topic: Do you remember the first thing to turn you on?
Posted: 02 Jul 2014 13:11

I know there are prohibitions against referencing anything underage, so I will word my question carefully: WITHOUT saying how old you were, do you recall the first thing that came along and got you titillated and interested in sex?

As a child of the 90s, mine, crazy as it may sound, was The Addams Family movies. You had Angelica Houston wearing that gorgeous, tight dress, looking pale and beautiful saying things like "Gomez, last night you were unhinged. You like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me...do it again." And her moaning in ecstasy as Raul Julia frantically pawed and kissed her. It made me very interested and very curious in just what they were talking about.

Does anyone else remember what first did it for them?

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi" Stories Competition
Posted: 01 Jul 2014 11:47

So, when do we learn about the next one? lol. I am sure I can't be the only person eager to start working on seeing my hopes dashed by those far more talented then I.d'oh!

Topic: What would you do if...
Posted: 01 Jul 2014 09:16

I am surprised no one has said they'd make him watch lol

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi" Stories Competition
Posted: 01 Jul 2014 04:53

Congrats everybody, especially to the winning three and the top ten. I'll be needing to step up my game for the next contest if it's anything like this onewave

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Stories Published By SanchoHardbottle
Eros Academy Chapter 3: The Assignment

“Michael! Wait up!” a familiar voice called across the courtyard as Michael walked past the fountain of lovers on display. Classes were over and his head still felt like it was spinning. All day as he sat through one lecture after another he kept thinking about anatomy. He couldn’t believe what he had done. Turning back now, he saw the study group walking swiftly up to meet him. He...

Added 16 Jan 2015 | Category Novels | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,075 | 2 Comments

Cold Comfort: A Dirk Starkiller Adventure

On the far end of the Galaxy, our intrepid hero Dirk Starkiller is on yet another mission of dire importance. “Aw shit, hang on to something!” Dirk ordered a second before the shuttle collided with the surface of the moon. The hull slid along an ancient sheet of rock and ice for eight hundred meters before finally shuddering to a halt. Dirk exhaled slowly as he opened his eyes....

Added 27 Dec 2014 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 1,213 | 6 Comments

Eros Academy: Chapter 2 The Teacher's Helper

His roommate’s name was James Wotan. After Michael was able to get over his surprise he introduced himself. “How did you know about the peepholes?” Wotan shrugged as he put down his packet on the opposite bed. “My older brother went here. He filled me in on some of the…peculiarities. They’re all over the place, bedrooms, showers, classrooms. The freshmen dorms are laid out deliberately,...

Added 08 Jun 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 5,078 | 8 Comments

Eros Academy: Chapter 1 Welcome

The limousine pulled through the imposing rod iron gate, the words “EROS ACADEMY” emblazoned above it. As the wheels rolled up the long driveway, past the manicured lawns and fountains, Michael felt his heart flutter as he looked at the tremendous building on the other end of the grounds. He could see other cars and gaggles of people milling about. He swallowed hard. “Darling please, you...

Added 01 Jun 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 3,955 | 9 Comments

Sweetest Fruit

Night was just beginning to envelope the land as he set fourth. A gentle breeze rolled in from the south, rustling the underbrush and carrying with it a thousand fascinating scents. He breathed deep, relishing the bouquet of flowers, fruits, a thousand wild kinds of dung and dark, rich earth. He filled his lungs with the smells of countless unseen beasts and a multitude of roots and leaves...

Added 27 May 2014 | Category Supernatural | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 2,313 | 9 Comments

Oral 101

“Jessica, spread your legs,” Ms. Reynolds ordered laying her hands on her thighs. She moved slowly. “Come on now don’t be shy. He’s seen it all before I’m sure.” Sighing a little, she parted her legs wider. Michael stared between them, eyeing the flame of red hair trimmed into the shape of a heart offset by the snowy pale skin around it. He lowered himself gently to the floor, feeling...

Added 23 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.65 | Views 4,701 | 8 Comments

Sibling Rivalry

"So dickweed, you and what's her name make it yet?" Frank asked. Alan said nothing and kept reading his French assignment. Frank persisted, "how about it? You finally get to slip that pitiful little excuse for a cock to her?" Alan's brow furrowed and his lips pursed, "Shut up." He muttered, turning the page before he'd finished reading it.  "What's the matter? Can't find it without...

Added 31 Jan 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 22,346 | 3 Comments

The Angel and St. Theresa

The Angel and St. Theresa The Angel came, Spear held aloft, Wings unfurled, Fiery in his Splendor, He found her, Soft, Prone, Delicate, Somewhere between dreams, He made no sound, The Spear descended, Flesh Penetrated, Her Body filled, Warmth, Joy, Rapture, Toes curled, Back arched, Mouth flung open, Eyes wrenched closed, The Spectacle of God, Lucifer, Paradise, Inferno, ...

Added 01 Feb 2008 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 2,736 | 5 Comments

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elizabethblack
Posted: 28 Jun 2014 20:15
shrpsf
Posted: 15 Jun 2014 21:51
Thank, James, for reading me and for your super-positive feedback on The Manor! Still got a long way more before I'm 'there', but I really appreciate your encouragement.xx
Alexandra_A
Posted: 06 Jun 2014 09:25
Thank you for being a friend xxx

Milik_Redman
Posted: 05 Jun 2014 03:33
Thank you for your more than generous comment on Spiritual Equinox.
I am humbled by your kind thoughts

Mazza
Posted: 03 Jun 2014 05:24


Thank you so much for adding me as a friend!

Maz
x

Milik_Redman
Posted: 01 Jun 2014 19:25
Thank you for adding me. I look forward to becoming better aquinted with your work

Will_greybeard
Posted: 01 Jun 2014 10:15
Thanks for accepting me as a friend. I look forward to talking to you some time.

shrpsf
Posted: 31 May 2014 09:46
Eeek! Don't be expecting too much from me

elizabethblack
Posted: 31 May 2014 08:53
Thank you, looking forward to reading all your work

GotYourCakeAndAteIt
Posted: 31 May 2014 04:33
Thanks for the add! & likewise thanks for reading my rather childish competition entry
shrpsf
Posted: 24 May 2014 21:43
Hey James, thank you for reading 'Morning Fix'. You always leave me some of the best comments (I don't know much about Nostradamus but now I'm inclined to find out!). I hope you're having a great weekend.xx
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SanchoHardbottle
Posted: 04 Apr 2014 17:56
That you emily? lol
shrpsf
Posted: 02 Apr 2014 19:34
You're awesome! Thank you for taking the time to read and write a comment on "An Unholy Communion".xx
shrpsf
Posted: 28 Mar 2014 21:19
Thank you for the add request! Daleks are in order for a Whovian like yourself, haha..xx
Lush
Posted: 01 Jan 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Lush
Posted: 30 Dec 2011 18:13
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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