About SanchoHardbottle


It's been FOREVER since I updated this! I've been a member of Lush for a long time now and I've had a fabulous time reading and sharing stories here. In my normal life I work in an office job that defines boring. Writing is my escape. My stories usual involve themes of the taboo, the forbidden, the naughty. I particular am found of stories of the less experienced being educated by someone, sexual exploration. Really I just like anything fun and interesting.

I'll admit to having a big ego. I love hearing feedback about my work, be it good or bad. Of course I'd love to hear all good things about what i post, but I'd like just as much to hear about things you didn't like. As long as it's honest let me know. I hope to give you the same. With all that said, happy writing all.

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WRITING, movies, Dr. Who, Star Trek, all things Nerd
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The Stand, The Shining, Lord of The Rings, American Gods, Song of Ice and Fire series
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Gaiman, King and Bill Shakespeare
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Topic: Confederate Flags, offensive or not?
Posted: 06 Aug 2014 13:06

Wow. Thanks Sprite.

Topic: Confederate Flags, offensive or not?
Posted: 06 Aug 2014 13:02

I made on off hand comment on a Facebook post that concerned confederate flags. My comment was that "I think it's screwed up you can still get confederate flags so readily in the 21st century". Meaning that I thought it's absurd that in 2014, I find it somewhat appalling so many people want to buy Confederate Flags. I figured people would agree with me. BOY WAS I MISTAKEN. Immediately I was hit with replies like "Why is it so screwed up?" "Whats so offensive about confederate flags?" "It's a part of our history" "People are offended by everything" "You can find something wrong with just about every flag if you look for it, doesn't make them bad."

These are friends of mine, people I like and want to stay on good terms with so I responded with as much polite restraint as I could muster, refraining from saying what I really thought which was: "What the hell is wrong with you people?! Even if it was once an innocuous state symbol, now it's totally been appropriated by Ignorant jackasses, who either use it to symbolize bigotry or are in total denial about a very very grim period of American history! The Confederacy was a country based on the idea of white supremacy, and has been to symbolize the ever after!"

So I figured this deserved some discussion and investigation: What do you think? Keep in mind I am NOT saying that the Flag should be banned, I know it's a free country. Nor am I saying we should ignore our history. I am saying I think that It's very ignorant to display the stars and bars, be it on a bumper sticker, a T-shirt, from a flag post or what have you, and then act mystified when people take offense to it.

Topic: does anyone here have a favorite musical?
Posted: 05 Aug 2014 05:43

Toss up Between Les Miserable and Jesus Christ Superstar

Topic: Share your Top 3 Porn Clips
Posted: 04 Aug 2014 15:24

For everyone who is interested, share your top three favorite clips on the web. You know, the ones you always find your way back to. The ones you think about in the shower. Maybe the first ones you ever found when you went looking online and still have a soft spot for in your heart. If you don't have 3 then share, 2 or 1, however many you want o share. I'll Star us off with mine:


Like mother like... The smoldering and sexy Nici Sterling, catches her naive daughter Jessica with a man. She shows her how to do things properly.


My First Sex teacher. Mrs. Storm Sexy Mason Storm goes the extra mile to make sure her students grasp their vocab.


When she finds her gorgeous daughter Melody masturbating, Ms Cleo wants to make sure she's doing it all right. She uses her hubby as an example

Topic: casual sex
Posted: 02 Jul 2014 16:48

I love it there are no complications, just pleasure and then you go on with the rest of your life.

That is my attitude as well. I think casual sex can be a great as long as both partners are on the same page about it. Problems CAN arise if both people don't go into it expecting the same thing.

Otherwise I think it can be a fun and perfectly healthy for two consenting adults to basically say to each other "excuse me, but since you aren't using your genitals as the moment would mind if I use them?" without needing the whole trappings of a relationships. My girlfriend of seven years, are both allowed to pursue casual sex with others, provided two things: We are honest with each other about it, and the other party knows we are in a committed relationship with someone else.

Topic: What's your writing process for erotica? (shorts or longer works)
Posted: 02 Jul 2014 14:11

Generally it goes like this:

1)An idea occurs. Usually it's very rough, revolving around a single scene, image or perhaps even a line of dialogue. It will grow and become masturbation fodder as it take shape in my head more and more until I decide "I have to get this down on paper"

2) Then there is a lot of Procrastination. As well as masturbating

3) Finally I begin to write it long hand on a legal pad, generally on the bus, or outside under tree on my break from work, whilst chain smoking and listening to NPR on my headphones. This usually takes a long time, because almost in variably, another idea with occur around this point distracting me. However when I'm lucky, I'll get hot and write until my hand cramps up.

5) More procrastination, more masturbating

6) I've finished the story long hand. I'm satisfied with it enough that I want to type it up. Usually this part involves lots of changes to the original draft. Honing fleshing out details. Often a lot gets altered in this part.

7) Once it's done, I re-read it to myself, checking to make sure it flows and to make corrections. Invariably I miss things.

8) submit it to Lush, and wait in agony for it to go up or be rejected.

9) Once it's been approved, sigh in relief and wait for it inevitably to be overshadowed by the work of more talented writers.

Topic: Do you remember the first thing to turn you on?
Posted: 02 Jul 2014 13:11

I know there are prohibitions against referencing anything underage, so I will word my question carefully: WITHOUT saying how old you were, do you recall the first thing that came along and got you titillated and interested in sex?

As a child of the 90s, mine, crazy as it may sound, was The Addams Family movies. You had Angelica Houston wearing that gorgeous, tight dress, looking pale and beautiful saying things like "Gomez, last night you were unhinged. You like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me...do it again." And her moaning in ecstasy as Raul Julia frantically pawed and kissed her. It made me very interested and very curious in just what they were talking about.

Does anyone else remember what first did it for them?

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi" Stories Competition
Posted: 01 Jul 2014 11:47

So, when do we learn about the next one? lol. I am sure I can't be the only person eager to start working on seeing my hopes dashed by those far more talented then I.<img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!">

Topic: What would you do if...
Posted: 01 Jul 2014 09:16

I am surprised no one has said they'd make him watch lol

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi" Stories Competition
Posted: 01 Jul 2014 04:53

Congrats everybody, especially to the winning three and the top ten. I'll be needing to step up my game for the next contest if it's anything like this one<img src="/images/emoticons/wave.gif" alt="wave">

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Added 04 Jan 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 599 | 4 Comments

Eros Academy Chapter 3: The Assignment

“Michael! Wait up!” a familiar voice called across the courtyard as Michael walked past the fountain of lovers on display. Classes were over and his head still felt like it was spinning. All day as he sat through one lecture after another he kept thinking about anatomy. He couldn’t believe what he had done. Turning back now, he saw the study group walking swiftly up to meet him. He...

Added 16 Jan 2015 | Category Novels | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,077 | 9 Comments

Cold Comfort: A Dirk Starkiller Adventure

On the far end of the Galaxy, our intrepid hero Dirk Starkiller is on yet another mission of dire importance. “Aw shit, hang on to something!” Dirk ordered a second before the shuttle collided with the surface of the moon. The hull slid along an ancient sheet of rock and ice for eight hundred meters before finally shuddering to a halt. Dirk exhaled slowly as he opened his eyes....

Added 27 Dec 2014 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 2,987 | 5 Comments

Eros Academy: Chapter 2 The Teacher's Helper

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Added 08 Jun 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 9,251 | 7 Comments

Eros Academy: Chapter 1 Welcome

The limousine pulled through the imposing rod iron gate, the words “EROS ACADEMY” emblazoned above it. As the wheels rolled up the long driveway, past the manicured lawns and fountains, Michael felt his heart flutter as he looked at the tremendous building on the other end of the grounds. He could see other cars and gaggles of people milling about. He swallowed hard. “Darling please, you...

Added 01 Jun 2014 | Category Novels | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 7,544 | 8 Comments

Sweetest Fruit

Night was just beginning to envelope the land as he set fourth. A gentle breeze rolled in from the south, rustling the underbrush and carrying with it a thousand fascinating scents. He breathed deep, relishing the bouquet of flowers, fruits, a thousand wild kinds of dung and dark, rich earth. He filled his lungs with the smells of countless unseen beasts and a multitude of roots and leaves...

Added 27 May 2014 | Category Supernatural | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 4,170 | 6 Comments

Oral 101

“Jessica, spread your legs,” Ms. Reynolds ordered laying her hands on her thighs. She moved slowly. “Come on now don’t be shy. He’s seen it all before I’m sure.” Sighing a little, she parted her legs wider. Michael stared between them, eyeing the flame of red hair trimmed into the shape of a heart offset by the snowy pale skin around it. He lowered himself gently to the floor, feeling...

Added 23 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.68 | Views 7,782 | 10 Comments

Sibling Rivalry

"So dickweed, you and what's her name make it yet?" Frank asked. Alan said nothing and kept reading his French assignment. Frank persisted, "how about it? You finally get to slip that pitiful little excuse for a cock to her?" Alan's brow furrowed and his lips pursed, "Shut up." He muttered, turning the page before he'd finished reading it.  "What's the matter? Can't find it without...

Added 31 Jan 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 35,281 | 5 Comments

The summer I got to know Mom Part 1

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Thanks for the add! & likewise thanks for reading my rather childish competition entry
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