I try an explain myself,,, but then, spelling just gets in the way?
To hell with eating corn, I'm making moon shine
I may just know simple things,, but at least I aint confused by them
We had lose of lives,1 in particular
After a week of flooding, I'm looking at more snow outside?
Subsadize me!, Unclefuking Sam
It's amazing, how you can tear a building down in a day,,,,,,,,,,,,, because your paying tax's,,,, and farmers dont plant, so the Govntment pays them?
Whats this,,,? another storm you send!
If you can tell me whats going on,,,,,??? ! I can tell you whats going on?
I just wrote that!
At the momment I got; busted chain saws, busted snow blower, a danged log splitter that wont start, and a broken heart
I'M GONNA TURN THAT NEW LEAF,,, just as soon as spring gets here
I may just know simple things, but, at least I'm not confused by them
In school, the ones I lost to, was the ones I learned from
I'm gonna turn another new leaf,,,before New Years!
piss me off,, an be ready to defend your stupid ass
Disregard a few of my recent postings. Seems there is a whole case missing from the beer fridge. Apparently, I was drinking that night
Bend over there sugarbabe!
I really, really,,,don't care, who the fuck you are
certain things make me want to write,,,,,certain things don't?
I'll tell you what I've fucked with the worst, Alan brought me here,,right or wrong,,, I'll stand with him,,yeah,dirty Martini
i swim one way,,,,,, up river!
I know plenty of big words I could use,, The problem lies in spelling them
Isn't that what writings all about,,,,,puttin shit on paper?
Happy Thanksgiving all, and remember: If the meats too dry, make it wet!
If you were gonna ,,un-idiot-proff a sysytem,,What would you Bee
Life is like a movie projector,,,,never ending
some of you more sexy girls, should be spanked, an put to bed!
what a fricken headache, I gonna try; smokin a few more bowls, an drinkin a few less beers
I'm missing more teeth than most hill-billies,,,, course, I did play hockey