Forum posts made by secretjanedoe

Topic What's on your sexual bucket list?
Posted 04 Mar 2012 19:39

sex in at least a semi public space

Topic Things that cheer you up
Posted 04 Mar 2012 19:29

Getting new knives and axes to carve with :D yep I like sharp pointy stuff
ooooh knives are fun too i'm more of a gun chick but i like knives enough too ;0

Topic Things that cheer you up
Posted 04 Mar 2012 13:28

Emptying a clip or 2 at the shooting range

Topic Father punishes daughter for her rant on Facebook.
Posted 10 Feb 2012 17:08

I'm glad it went viral! What a little snot! I want to know her reaction to this!

Topic Announcing our $100 February "Attention Whore" Competition
Posted 31 Jan 2012 19:41

Oh damn...I'm gonna have a little trouble competing here I see...

I might have to resort to some cheap and totally shameless self-promo techniques...

Just saying...happy8

I already updated my signature for the occasion!

Oh and PS.
To the powers that be: I am not willing to give out enough PI for you to give me my $100 dolars so if I win I would graciously allow the money to go back into the site and compensate for all the hard work that is done here. Just saying. if you'd rather keep your money here's my link LOL:

Topic Glee
Posted 31 Jan 2012 19:35

Lets start our own glee party!!

I brought supplies:

Topic Men & Women, what's your opinion...
Posted 31 Jan 2012 19:33 Shot 2012-01-31 at 10.31.34 PM.png Shot 2012-01-31 at 10.31.51 PM.png

I think the cooper coupe is pretty sexy. Look at the mini beast with its spoiler and shit. Oh snap!

Topic Men & Women, what's your opinion...
Posted 31 Jan 2012 17:55

I just looked up the old minis ('72 and austin) they are so sick and bad ass looking screw the TDI go with one of those!

Topic How much intro does a story need?
Posted 31 Jan 2012 15:53

There's always the old reliable, flashback. Once you've gotten the reader hooked on the story and/or characters, you might be able to 'flashback' to that intro. The great thing about a place such as Lush is the freedom it gives you to try new things.

When you 'git 'er done' drop by Rumplations and let me know. If the thought of entering that dive bothers you, send me a msg. I'd like to see what you came up with.


Thanks for your help I am having trouble getting it past mods. The two I have sent it to at this point had varying problems with separate pieces of content so I am editing it hopefully one last time and then I will be sure to let you know.

Thanks again!

Topic Have you ever had a fuck buddy? How did the relationship work out? Or did it?
Posted 31 Jan 2012 15:49

I did have a boy toy/ fuck buddy once. he was like 6 years younger than me and it din't work out. I worked too much to satisfy him and he decided we needed to fuck other people for awhile LOL. But for real it didn't work I think he got attached and I felt, as shallow as it may sound, that he should be more like a vibrator, there when I wanted him and metaphorically in my side table drawer when I didn't want him but he would come over randomly and once he even brought flowers which is a serious breach of fuck buddy protocol. I was at a point when I didn't want a serious relationship.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 31 Jan 2012 15:44

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 31 Jan 2012 15:43

Ni**as In Paris Jay-Z and Kanye West (H.A.M next listening to whole album)
I know I'm supa gangsta LOL

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 31 Jan 2012 15:34


Topic "FORUM GAME" If Lush were a small town what role would the person above you play?
Posted 31 Jan 2012 15:10

Sexy dance instructor i'd take lessons two or the times a week ;)

Topic Effective March 1, 2012
Posted 31 Jan 2012 15:05

Do not be Miss Informed, Jane.

Shortly after 9/11...the US government alphabet agencies approached and leaned on (hard) the 6 major internet backbone providers. Three of those caved, pretty much - immediately.

AT&T being the prime mover. Sprint and WorldCom followed suite within days. Their internet routers were ALL plugged into and given free access. I wish I could find the articles I used to have (on an old, since failed hard drive)...but if you search enough, you'll find mention of this.

They've been snooping our email, text ...anything digitally generated and sent/received...ever since late September 2001.

Facebook was funded primarily with CIA monies. If you're on Facebook with your real name and information - you're fucking yourself. Have a bunny - bunny

The only thing we can really count on is that the CIA, Mossad, NSA, FBI, Interpol & whatever the Russians & Chinese are using now ...are all still hiding shit from each other.

But we've been being watched, recorded and collected for over ten years, with extreme prejudice.

evil4 , DARPA invented the damned internet. This is their baby's bathwater. We're all just wading through it.

Your right about cell phone stuff (like your location and call history) but in order to pull more sensitive information, like the fact that you recenty searched how to make a pipe bomb along with "what times is times square most crowded" the government needs more than just your name.

as for the CIA, they play by their own rules your right about people fucking themselves on facebook LOL. Here is a news special on the CIA's involvement with the "facebook program" LOL:

Topic 25 max
Posted 31 Jan 2012 14:58

Thank you for that clarification cat, I thought it might have something to do with that.

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 30 Jan 2012 19:36

Fuck you right back!

Topic Effective March 1, 2012
Posted 30 Jan 2012 19:33

I was going back a few years to when hotmail was still a great email service (once they dropped the ball on push email they went down hill) you would be mined for data with questionaires which you could voluntarily skip. And i can believe all types of government agencies keep a track on what you are searching. Heck googles been doing it for years with their most searched auto fill function

True but technically the government needs a warrant to monitor your past current or future internet activity. they don't need to tell you they are doing it but they need a warrant to do it in the first place and companies like google are happy to comply when asked to provide records. (ok not happy, they pretty much have to LOL)

Topic Forum Game: Sexy Chain
Posted 30 Jan 2012 19:29


Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 30 Jan 2012 19:26

profile says straight...


didn't see the curious option before ;)

pass had my share of women today LOL

Topic Effective March 1, 2012
Posted 30 Jan 2012 19:23

Although data mining is nothing new, just now they wont ask they will just do.

True that does suck but they have been mining your data w/out asking for a while now too. from what I can tell they are simply broadening the type of data they can collect.

Topic Effective March 1, 2012
Posted 30 Jan 2012 19:18

JANE...I take your word that you work for the government. In your opinion, would a letter writing campaign, etc. to our congressional people do any good? I realize we don't have the "money" to perhaps get their attention with...but ^&%^$%$ we got votes.

Rick...Asleep down south somewhere

I'm not in that branch but my guess is no, google is completely within their rights as a private and, although they see unavoidable, optional service provider.

Topic Effective March 1, 2012
Posted 30 Jan 2012 19:17

just incase peple are not aware of this this act will render sites like this where pictures posted against copy right laws to be blocked and or shut down

I thin we are talking about google's privacy policy not SOPA but i agree SOPA could suck for this site. so would PIPA

Topic if you had the person above you bent over, what would you do to them?
Posted 30 Jan 2012 19:15

spank her ass and lick that pussy ;)

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 30 Jan 2012 19:14

Yeah id go down on that LOL

Topic Effective March 1, 2012
Posted 30 Jan 2012 17:45

I use and love gmail! but i find it incredibly creepy that their system reads my emails and caters ads based on content from correspondences I have with people in my life. I send my mom an email asking if I should buy the turkey this year and ads for butterballs and perdue pop up in the side bar. Its creepy but its life. I take solace in the fact that their databases are heavily encrypted and butterball already paid for that ad space prior to reading my email its just that after they read my email google was like hey this one of our prepaid ads works here. Same with my search history. but at this point data mining is a huge unstoppable and unfortunately not illegal business model.

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 30 Jan 2012 17:31

Fuck Canada Boy!

Topic What would do with the avatar above you in the shower?
Posted 30 Jan 2012 17:30

YIKES! punch its yellow teeth and run like hell!

Topic Men & Women, what's your opinion...
Posted 30 Jan 2012 17:26

To answer your question I think it depends, no its not gay for you to drive one, however, if its one of the 2011/12 versions than its a waste of money! The new ones are ugly. Get an older one like '09 or '10 they are way cuter. But on a different note, screw the mini! Go Golf TDI it's sexy as hell and gets great gas mileage plus I drive one so you know its awesome!