I've been around here for longer than I thought (just looked at my join date). My first erotic story was probably written when I was in university. This was pre-Internet (well, the Internet existed, but very few people were using it at that time) and my naughty reading was mostly of the magazine variety. I was already flirting with writing in general and when I read stuff like Penthouse Variations, I kind of went, "Fuck, I can write this stuff, too". However, I never shared any of my erotic (or any of my writing period save one story) until I found Lushstories.Otherwise, I'm in my fifties, in decent shape, and just trying to get some semblance of joy and fun back into my life after feeling a bit bummed for a long time. I have discovered that I am probably bisexual, but that's another whole story.I don't really chat much, save using the Online Message feature (Black Boxes), but friend me and I'm happy to swap personal messages and black boxes.
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Wow, what a spread. Don't tell Rump or he'll think the place has gone classy and up his prices.
My drug of choice is the high I get stalking sprite around the forums <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/love7.gif" alt="love7"> And the injuries she inflicts when she catches you is the hangover? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">
Drive-by poetry. Beat drive-by trolling, I guess. :D
Hey sweetie. I live in PA Dang. Bit far. Nearest US states to me are Michigan and Ohio.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">
I will see Guardians of the Galaxy Two, who doesn't love whacked out space movies. Me, too, except (sigh) I haven't seen the first one, yet. Everything about the Guardians movies screams that I will love them but time and priorities being what they are... I am contemplating seeing the "new" Alien movie. I loved the original so I have mixed feelings about seeing this one.Has anyone seen it yet and if so, what did you think of it? I gave up after Alien3. To me, the Alien universe consists of Alien and Aliens with Alien3 as an alternative timeline, rather like the new Star Treks. Maybe Scott will do something with Covenant to change my mind, but the reviews and word of mouth I heard on its predecessor (Prometheus) don't really make me hopeful. The problem is that Scott is trying to explain everything but it was the mystery that made Alien stand out for me.
No relation to the Julia Roberts movie and it's an informal title rather than a formal one, but I have a pair of stories coming out about a groom getting left at the altar and the bride who left him there.The groom's story, about how he is comforted by an old friend after things go awry, is up now: Wedding Night Blues The bride's tale will follow in the next day or two, mods willing, and I will update the thread when it arrives.
Apostrophes matter very much, moreso than something like an Oxford comma. I'm fairly careful about them but slip up from time to time, with the infamous "its-it's" being my main poison.
I have always found it highly appropriate that Sir John A. Macdonald, Canada's founding Prime Minister, was noted for being overly fond of alcohol, though whiskey, rather than modern Canuck fave beer, was his poison of choice.
Sorry to hear about your stomach troubles, G-Man. If this 'mater juice doesn't do the trick, there's some ginger ale available. (slides over a tall glass filled with ice and TJ.)Our 'Bard of the North Woods', that would be Seeker (aka Scott), has just posted a new story that, IMO, is a must read.Wedding Night Blues... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wedding-night-blues.aspx...is hereby awarded a coveted 'RRR' (Rumplations Recommended Read) and should be a strong candidate for those lesser honors from Lush: RR and EP. Check it out.<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8"> *blushes profusely*Thanks, Rump. So this gets my tab forgiven, right? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man"> And this is not the end, BTW. The bride's story is written but the one per day rule means you'll have to wait a bit.I'm on a bit of a whiskey thing right now. Single malt Scotch would hit the spot. Two fingers, neat.
Yes. The blog feature, I imagine, is mostly used for people to advertise stories and poems they or their friends have written. At least that is what I use it for, as do my friends. What she said.
The heavy beat of dance music thumped and throbbed around me as I moved on the floor. I let the music take over; let my body sway and writhe in time to that beat. Danny, the young man I had picked up at the club’s bar, had his hands on my waist, then slid them down to my hips as he danced behind me. He moved in close, and I pressed back against him, rubbing my ass against the swelling in...
Added 01 May 2017 | Category Group Sex
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“They’re not here,” read the text from my pal Greg that was the first sign of trouble on my wedding day. Greg, a grad student who worked part-time as a limo driver, had gone to pick up my bride Julia and her bridesmaid Marcy from Marcy’s condo. “What do you mean not here?” I texted back, my heart starting to race. “Literally. The girls are gone. The lady next door thinks she heard them...
Added 30 Apr 2017 | Category First Time
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The parcel in my apartment mailbox on Christmas Eve was a surprise. I hadn’t been expecting anything. There was no return address, but it was very clearly addressed to me, so it obviously wasn’t a mistake. With this Christmas looking like it would be my worst ever, a mystery gift at least promised some kind of delight, or at least distraction, to brighten things up a bit. The most...
Added 17 Jan 2017 | Category Toys
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Tania huddled against me in the back of the rather chilly sanctuary of St. Mark’s United Church as the minister droned through a Bible reading. Resting her head on my shoulder, my girlfriend lightly stroked my thigh with her fingers. As the reading ended, the congregation stood for a hymn and, a bit reluctantly, we joined them. Candles and dim lights were the only illumination as...
Added 16 Dec 2016 | Category Quickie Sex
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My body was tense with anticipation as I watched TV and tried to ignore the beautiful fur rug in front of the fireplace. It was Friday night and I was doing my regular gig as babysitter for the children of Jack and Chrissie Tanner, who lived across the street from us. At seventeen, I was probably a bit old for babysitting, but it gave me a bit of extra pocket change and the Tanners were...
Added 28 Oct 2016 | Category Fetish
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Sweat. It matted my hair, stung my eyes, and left my bare torso looking like I’d just taken a shower. I had ditched my t-shirt hours before once it was soaked. That left me wearing shorts and running shoes. Sitting down on the grass in the shade of our largest tree, I took a long swig from my water bottle and surveyed the yard. After weeks of being too busy with other stuff, I had managed...
Added 11 Aug 2016 | Category Quickie Sex
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Mandy moved with grace about the stage, her slim body moving in perfect sync with the music. The song was a powerful ballad about lost love and remembered passion. The dancer was perfectly in tune with the music and the story it told; the movements of her body capturing every nuance of the music and lyrics. I sat spellbound, unable to take my eyes from the sight of my friend’s twin...
Added 28 Apr 2016 | Category First Time
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I looked up from my book at the sound of whoops and cheers from the basement. Smiling, I picked up my iPhone and checked on the hockey game that my husband and his two buddies were watching. It was over and “our” team had won handily, five goals to two. That was my signal. Putting my book aside, I got up and slipped off my sweatpants and sweatshirt. Underneath, I wore a pink satin bra...
Added 25 Mar 2016 | Category Wife Lovers
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Just walking from my car to the front door through the hot, steamy July weather got me sweaty. As the door closed behind me, I reveled in the cooler air of the air-conditioned house. It was turning out to be a long, hot summer and the weather, my work, and just about everything else, were driving me crazy. To top it all off, I was spending the summer alone. My live-in girlfriend Dana, who...
Added 10 Dec 2015 | Category First Time
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I awoke with a start. Rolling over to check the clock, I saw that it was only four in the morning. Soft, steady breathing from beside me told me I had company but I wasn’t sure who it actually was. There had been two women in the room with me when I dozed off and it was too dark to see clearly which one was still there. For a while, I lay there trying to lull myself back to sleep. For...
Added 13 Nov 2015 | Category Quickie Sex
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I was struggling through one of the darkest times of my life. The tragic death of my lover and sexual mentor Bill had left me devastated. This sexy older man had taken me to incredible erotic heights in our brief time together, showing me how to enjoy being the horny slut that he had revealed me to be. In the months since Bill’s passing, I had avoided relationships altogether. I wasn’t...
Added 05 Apr 2017 | Category Group Sex
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My first experience with sex happened in the back seat of my boyfriend's car when I was a senior in high school. We had started making out and my boyfriend was feeling my breasts. In no time at all, he came in his pants. He and I tried again on our next date and this time he managed to penetrate me with his tiny dick but, again, he came very quickly. It was not very satisfying for me. I had a...
Added 28 Oct 2016 | Category Seduction
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