Forum posts made by seeker4

Topic Happy Birthday Nicola!!!
Posted 15 Jul 2016 10:56

Happy Birthday, O Goddess of Lush! We bow before your glory!

Topic A Message From The Queen
Posted 15 Jul 2016 10:49

Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

One correction: Andie's character in Four Weddings wasn't English so she could not have been attempting English dialect. Her character was an American. That said, I've never been impressed with her acting so I'll give you that much.

There are any number of legitimate examples of bad English accents you could substitute, e.g. Kevin Costner in Robin Hood : Prince of Thieves.

Otherwise, this citizen of the Commonwealth and (reluctant) subject of Her Majesty is amused.

Topic Smartphones, tablets, iPads, Kindles
Posted 14 Jul 2016 13:14

I used to pack a smartphone just for work (email primarily). However, with my current device (Samsung Galaxy S6), I'm using it a lot more for reading news and Twitter, to "cast" to my Chromecast, to listen to music and such. In a pinch, I've done admin work on a forum I help run using it. I also read books on a larger device (an Acer tablet that's a bit on the old side now).

Topic Do you tell other people, about your sexual partners?
Posted 13 Jul 2016 10:51

I prefer to keep private what should be private. I may work bits of my sexual past into stories here and there but that's as far as I'll go in disclosing information.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 13 Jul 2016 10:48

I don't what is worse about this: Al as Prez or Peg as First Lady. confused5

(Or their daughter as First Daughter, for that matter. The son at least had a few brain cells still working.)

Then again ... Trump and his supermodel wife are kind of an upper middle class Bundy family. 588-rolleyes

Topic rape
Posted 10 Jul 2016 06:36

I would. A crime is a crime and it's the legal way to get the rapist dealt with. Perhaps in a weird alternate reality, I'd get a gun and go all Death Wish on the perp's ass, but that's not really my style.

Topic Maximum Erotica Review of
Posted 08 Jul 2016 12:56

WHAT!?!?!?!?!? ONLY A 9.5?!?!?!?!?!? I'm sure you can do better than that.


I jest, of course. Great review for a great site. Congrats to nicola and the team!

Topic That Log-In Thing
Posted 07 Jul 2016 09:27

Chrome, Firefox and Opera all provide browsers for Android as well and overall pages will just work better in one of those other browsers.

I don't know if it will affect Lush since it uses different board software, but I was having issues with editing posts using Firefox for Android on a board I run using Xenforo board software. As a consequence, Chrome is my go-to browser for Android.

Topic Chat room for transgendered.
Posted 06 Jul 2016 09:30

Instead of just posting here, try the Chat Forum: or Site Announcements and Feedback: . More likely to be noticed there. I'm betting that no one from the chat mod team noticed this before and they do watch those forums more closely.

Topic Moderator of the Month for June, winning a $100 Prize
Posted 04 Jul 2016 13:12

Amen to what others have said. Callisto's a wonderful asset to this site. Congrats!!

Topic Orange Is the New Black
Posted 04 Jul 2016 13:08

It's one that is perpetually on my to-watch list because ... well ... I don't have time for binge watching right now. Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead are also on that list of shame.

Topic Please do not contact us about "low" votes on your stories / poems
Posted 03 Jul 2016 06:18

you've been blocked.

I was going to suggest this one. And, as she says, all members can block other members.

Topic Please do not contact us about "low" votes on your stories / poems
Posted 02 Jul 2016 05:55

i get pissed when people give me 5s. all of MY stories should get 6s. from now on, anyone who gives me a 5 is gonna get blocked and have a voodoo doll made of them.

Damn it, she's right. We need to be able to crank this baby up to 6!

Topic Please do not contact us about "low" votes on your stories / poems
Posted 02 Jul 2016 05:51

I understand the rating system, but what I find ironic is that certain writers on here who are regularly published have it set to where only certain people can vote on their stories.

How do you do that? I can only see the following settings:

- Public Voting (which lets you set whether guests can vote or only logged in members)
- Disable Scoring (which turns off scoring completely and only allows comments)
- Comments on Score (which forces people giving a score to comment as well)

Nothing about being able to limit it to Friends or other specific groups like you seem to be suggesting.

Personally, I prefer comments to scores. I also believe that the scores are really relative to Lush, not to the literary world as a whole, so a 5 here does not mean it's a 5 in the broader world, only that it meets the goals and standards of this site in an excellent way. As I've said in the past, a like system a la FB would make more sense since that is how most people use it IME (if they like a story, they give a 5, if they don't, they just don't score).

Topic True or False?
Posted 01 Jul 2016 06:20

True (I mean I found what I was looking for on Lush, not necessarily everything I'm looking for)

You get more pleasure from Lush than from you offline relationship(s).

Topic Guilty or Innocent.
Posted 01 Jul 2016 06:17

Actually, I am off today (Canada Day here in the Great White North) so ... Guilty?

You want to just grab a companion and go on a wild, spontaneous trip somewhere.

Topic Erotic photos
Posted 30 Jun 2016 13:35

I find it an arousing thing (I take erotic selfies during masturbation sometimes) but wife wouldn't go for it.

Topic Do you guys mind girls with small bums? (I have 32DDDs, but a really tiny bum)
Posted 30 Jun 2016 13:34

I'd be too busy losing myself in the 32DDDs to notice the butt. I'm very much a tit man first and foremost.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 29 Jun 2016 10:12

Any suggestions?


Flash stories about hookups in a sleazy fleapit of a bar? Additional rule: the bartender must have "Rump" somewhere in his name.


Topic Au revoir, Evernote!
Posted 29 Jun 2016 10:07

I use MS Office both at home and work so I've switched to OneNote at this point. If you keep your notebooks on OneDrive, it achieves the same thing as Evernote's cloud (ie. you can make and retrieve notes on any device with a OneNote client). I also found the Android client for Evernote rather limited while the current OneNote app is fairly good.

Topic Nipple play
Posted 29 Jun 2016 10:05

Mine aren't that sensitive for some reason, but touched or licked in the right way it feels pretty damn good.

Topic Sexually too demanding
Posted 29 Jun 2016 10:02

I used to be the one with the higher sex drive and, while I wasn't in that league, I likely drove Mrs. Seeker a bit nuts at times during the early years of our relationship since she has never really had that strong a sex drive. Nowadays, my sex drive has declined (low testosterone) and that plus our rather different sleep schedules have made sex pretty rare. Maybe once our son moves out (could be as early as a year from now) so we can have more daytime fun things will pick up again. That's what I keep telling myself, anyhow.

Topic Star Trek Beyond Trailer Ft. "Sledgehammer" by Rihanna
Posted 28 Jun 2016 07:13

An odd choice of music for a Trek trailer, but it works. This looks promising but, to be honest, I have become rather suspicious of trailers. Too many good trailers for so-so movies.

Topic Have you Ever...
Posted 24 Jun 2016 13:45

All too many times. And I'm someone who is pretty good at finding my way around. Hate to think what people with a door sense of direction go through.

HYE suffered buyer's regret after a big purchase (house, car, major appliances, etc.)?

Topic Ask the person below you any question
Posted 24 Jun 2016 13:42

Not really. I've seen the odd one that I liked, but in general I like skin to look like skin.

Do you have tattoos?

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 24 Jun 2016 13:41

Love is just for fools.

Topic Spoil my Wish
Posted 24 Jun 2016 12:39

Voila! You're buried in it up to your lovely neck and therefore can't actually eat it.

I wish I had met her before I got married.

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 24 Jun 2016 12:36

Politicians love screwing each other.

Topic Brits: Please explain the 'Brexit' situation
Posted 24 Jun 2016 12:34

Greenspan says this is going to trigger a new round of Scottish independence.

Quite likely. And if they succeed, I'm fully expecting our rebel province to take another shot at it using them as inspiration.

Topic The person below me is...
Posted 24 Jun 2016 12:25

Nope. Hopefully, just kicking back, maybe doing some yardwork and finalizing some travel plans for later in the summer.

TPBM misses winter.