Forum posts made by seeker4

Topic Best Porn movie. That's got a little bit of plot.
Posted 27 Apr 2017 07:30

I recall seeing a VHS video from the 1980s (can tell by the fashion) where a guy with a big dick gets caught having sex with his neighbour by his wife. Then it is shown that he is now homeless and he ends up at some rich people's house or apartment, they take him in. The maid seduces the wife or the husband. The first guy ends up sleeping with the virgin daughter, the son of the wealthy family gets tips on how to have sex by the first guy. The son ends up having a threesome. I can't remember the rest. I always been thinking it is called "In and out of New York City", been trying to look for it online but haven't had any luck. I did read a review of it in a Hustler or Playboy magazine eons ago.

Sounds like a porn parody of Down and Out in Beverly Hills , a Nick Nolte film from the same period.

Topic Leonardo to play Jack the Ripper....
Posted 27 Apr 2017 07:28

*By far the best part of Titanic was the end, the special effects of the ship sinking. Other than that it was a real snoozer.


Yay, I'm not alone in this. In general, I thought it was a great looking movie. Cameron's eye for detail shows pretty clearly in scene after scene. However, his clunky, cliche-ridden screenwriting does, too.588-rolleyes That killed Avatar for me, too.

He needs to stay focussed on the visuals and turn the screenwriting and storytelling over to someone more talented, a characteristic he shares with George Luca, IMHO. Other than Ep. 4, the best Star Wars movies are the ones with the least involvement from George (e.g. Empire).

As for Leo playing the Ripper, he's welcome to it but I can guarantee it's been done better than he will. I'm not a fan of Leo (as indicated in the thread on Wolf of Wall Street).

Topic a modest request - real criticism
Posted 27 Apr 2017 07:24

I like some good, constructive feedback, too and, as oceanrunner says, Rump is pretty good at it. Still, I'll take cheerleading over trolling or people who just drop a score without a comment (though I don't want to turn on the mandatory comments because that will likely just generate a bunch of "Hey, nice story" type comments).

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 27 Apr 2017 07:22

Still,not unlike a kidney stone in the proverbial urinary tract of life, this too will pass, sooner or later.

Eek. Coming from a family where those things are endemic (though I've been spared to date), that analogy makes me wince.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 27 Apr 2017 07:20

oh and btw, lulu/apptobebad has submitted a poem for the comp! yay! she is a delight, as is her poem. go read it.

i haven't heard from sweetsinner and must presume she's very busy with school/college/whatnot. Jen is exempt. So that leaves... seeker? Emerson? Any minute chance you'll come up with something? *sad piano music*

As I said, the poetic muse simply wasn't biting and I have had a two part story on the go (part 1 may go up today) so it didn't happen.

Another one of those teas, Rump.

Topic What is your favorite Girl Scout Cookie?
Posted 27 Apr 2017 07:16

I have not bought GS cookies in years, between only having a son myself, most of my colleagues' and neighbours' daughters having outgrown Guides, and my diabetes (which is a big incentive to not have cookies in the house since my wife and son don't eat them). And I don't recall Guides Canada having the variety I'm seeing here. They did have the thin mints last time I bought, IIRC, and I like that style of cookie in general, but it used to be just chocolate "sandwich" and a vanilla one, of which I preferred the latter.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 26 Apr 2017 09:25

Lunch is over now, so coffee not needed. How about rye whiskey on the rocks?

Topic CUM Color
Posted 25 Apr 2017 19:13

That may be, but then I'd have to suffer with a disgusting flavor, too. lol

If you find Brussel Sprouts disgusting, they are being cooked wrong. A wok (and a Chinese wife who knows how to use it) works wonders.laughing6

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 25 Apr 2017 19:05

I didn't specify what we were engaged in, exactly. :)

It's been unofficial for awhile, but became official this weekend. Took a knee, gave a speech, presented her with a engagement ring I made myself, the whole nine yards. It was pretty fucking cool.

That bottle in the back, labeled burrbin? That will probably do nicely to get things started. No cookies, Hannah, but if anyone wants to duck into the alley behind the bar with me for a puff, I'm game.

That's what I get for not paying attention to this place regularly.

First I didn't know about Milik and Simplicity until he announced their anniversary.

Now, I almost missed an engagement.

Congrats to you and Layla, Verbal. I'm surprised anyone would marry a fire-breathing turtle588-rolleyes (I LOVE your Gamera avatar, BTW) but I guess there's someone for everyone. glasses8

Have a drink or two on me. In fact, here's a toast to the happy couple. toast

So, are you having the bachelor party here in Rump's? Might convince the old guy to stock some better stuff.

Topic What to do when he can't get hard?
Posted 24 Apr 2017 13:40

Serious question? Im not sure what to do when he can't get hard....
Do i keep trying? for how long?
Do i say Im sorry?
Say nothing?
It's hard to no keep trying but I don't want to make him feel worse....
Any suggestions are helpful...

Depends on the situation. If it is just an occasional thing, then maybe back off a bit. Cuddle naked and talk for a while (seriously, when I'm not in the mood, sometimes a naked cuddle feels good). Sometimes, things will start on their own. Find out if there are fantasies he'd like fulfilled and, assuming you're game, fulfill them. Maybe he's just lacking some kind of stimulation.

If it is an ongoing thing, then probably you need to look for causes. Does he get hard on his own (morning wood, masturbation, watching porn)? If so, then it may be psychological or you need to try other approaches to stimulating him. If he doesn't then it may be doctor time. Not necessarily for the blue pills, but you certainly want to see what could be causing it if it physical. Impotence can be symptomatic of some serious stuff.

Topic A twist while engaged in MMF 3some
Posted 24 Apr 2017 09:55

Guys { Girls do feel free to share your experience }, while being indulged in a MMF 3some, was your dick ever sucked or stroked by the other guy or did you do the same to him ??

Sigh. Never had an MMF threesome but if I did so, getting some MM action as part of it would be a goal.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 24 Apr 2017 05:56

Phil, that's a dang thoughty gesture on your part, defacing a slightly used cocktail napkin with a blueprint of a massive stockroom complex. However, while I'm renowned for being as open minded as a bowling ball, something like you are proposing would probably put a helluva crimp in the business of drinking.

OTOH, you could hide a few discreet bedrooms back in there and charge rent to those needing to ... um ... rest while taking inventory. glasses8

Morning coffee please. With a hefty dollop of Beaver's Breath.

Topic Happy Birthday William Shakespeare
Posted 24 Apr 2017 05:53

Much Ado About Nothing is a favorite. And I love how this movie brought it to life. The banter, the sarcasm, it is all just as fresh now as I'm sure it was 453 years ago.

I had seen the play done on stage once before I saw Branagh's movie but, wow, did he breath life into Shakespeare's words with this one. His Henry V is great, too, but he and Emma hit it out of the park with their Benedick and Beatrice.

Topic Ppl are real big behind the keyboards
Posted 23 Apr 2017 18:57

Yep.. it's true. Since joining, I have had so many that have sent messages. I don't mind them but when I politely tell them I'm not interested, they fire back with all kinds of insults and then block you from responding. Got to love the maturity. Everyone is so brave behind a keyboard. Keep it classy...


We're not all like that, you know. We gorillas, for instance, are quiet, gentles beasts even behind a keyboard. Get us in the sack though ... evil4

Welcome to Lush, Camille. Hope the pickup crowd doesn't scare you off. Maybe hit the stories for a while. There are some good ones I hear. Even the ones written by apes.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 23 Apr 2017 18:55

Sprite has agreed to ghost-write a story for me. .

Sigh. Another poor fool fell for it. Farewell!


A Hannah to end the day, I think, barkeep.

Topic Happy Birthday William Shakespeare
Posted 23 Apr 2017 18:53

So, what's your favorite play? For me, it's Macbeth for the tragedies and Much Ado About Nothing for the comedies (it's fluff, but fun, enjoyable fluff). Don't really have a favorite history because I've seen fewer of them, though I do love Henry V.

Topic What turns you on about younger girls?
Posted 23 Apr 2017 18:44

Eighteen year-old girls don't really excite this old ape. My son is that age so it is just too dang young (and makes me feel too dang old). In fact, I'd probably put my lower limit at 30 now, maybe 25 if there was something special about her. Why go younger? Not sure. More energy, often in better shape physically, makes you feel young again, I suppose. Really, though, I know lots of hot ladies close to my age (50something) so I'm not sure I'd go too young. The co-worker I have long voted most desirable for an office affair (won't happen but I've thought it nonetheless) is only 4 years younger than me and quite hot.

Topic What music describes how you drive?
Posted 23 Apr 2017 18:39

I drive a Viper so Wild Thing...

Wow. If I had one of those, probably I'd go with the OP's choice (AC/DC, specifically Thunderstruck) but Wild Thing works, too. I'm boring, though, and drive a Honda Civic (and, truth be told, if I had the cash for something expensive and sporty, I'd be driving either a Jag F-Type or a Porsche Carrera).

Topic Happy Birthday William Shakespeare
Posted 23 Apr 2017 09:30

Thanks for everything you have given us. Born 1453 years ago and still going strong!,Szekspir-na-obrazie-Ernsta-Hadera-z-ok--1880-r-.jpg

Um, I think you've aged him 1000 years. He's only a youthful 453 years old (born in 1564). And the 23rd of April is actually the anniversary of his death. He was born on April 26 (And no, his last words were not, "Damn! Almost made it to another birthday.").

Nonetheless, I never miss a chance to celebrate one of my favorite poets and playwrights.

A toast to the man gave us so much brilliant writing to enjoy!

Pour Wine

Topic Sad Songs
Posted 23 Apr 2017 09:26

I favor the Gram Parsons' cover myself. There is also a duet with Keith Richards and Norah Jones that is good. They offer an emotional intensity over a note to note smothness.

For "Love Hurts" or "Crying"? I've never heard Parsons do either but shall seek it out.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 23 Apr 2017 06:12

Hey, Hannah, I'm around. Where's the kettle? Need my morning cuppa.

Topic Happy birthday 69Kisses96!
Posted 23 Apr 2017 06:09

A drink to 69Kisses96!

Pint Drunk

Happy Birthday!!!!!

Topic What music describes how you drive?
Posted 22 Apr 2017 14:42

Travelling Wilburys

Topic If you could have sex with anyone famous who ?
Posted 22 Apr 2017 14:40

who says i haven't? ;)

Name names or it didn't happen. evil4

Topic Sad Songs
Posted 22 Apr 2017 14:36

My oldest brother once dated an old girlfriend of Roy Orbison (high school). Roy's voice was unique. I've been a big fan of the TV show Austin City Limits. Roy's comeback special on ACL was one of my three favorites. His HBO special A Black and White Night was magnificent. Love Hurts and Crying are two of his best efforts.

While he was around my entire life, I really discovered Roy when he began his comeback in the eighties. Black & White Nights, the duet of crying with K.D., the Travelling Wilburys.

I was just playing a collection (two collections, actually) of his old stuff from the fifties and sixties in the car while on a long drive last week.

Topic Would you be a porn star?
Posted 22 Apr 2017 10:37

I went with "my dick is shy" (well, all of me is, really) but "my wife won't let me" would factor in as well. Without that second factor, though, maybe I'd give it a try.b229

(Oh yeah, someone would actually have to want to see me having sex, which might be an issue as wellEmbarassed )

Topic getting cock
Posted 22 Apr 2017 10:29

At times. I have had one in my mouth a couple times but neither went especially well. The desire isn't gone, but I am not sure where to go with it now. I really don't move in circles where I could indulge easily or discreetly and I can't see my wife going for it. If I was ever single again, though, I'd probably be looking for a man rather than a woman.

Topic Sad Songs
Posted 22 Apr 2017 10:27

"Love Hurts" in the Roy Orbison version, it was originally done by the Everly Brothers (IIRC) and the most famous version, at least in my circles, is by Nazareth but Orbison's seems to capture the pain in the lyrics more.

And sticking with Roy (who had the perfect voice for hurtin' songs), his classic "Crying" done by either him or K.D. Lang (or both in one case).

Topic Who would you like to go DOWN on
Posted 21 Apr 2017 13:45

Oo, now that I think of it, there is a sort of celebrity I'd happily give some oral to. Matt O'Dowd of the Youtube channel PBS Spacetime is my man crush at the moment. Handsome and smart. Unfortunately, most of the pics of him online are pre-beard and I just love his beard.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 21 Apr 2017 12:41

GSo I take it you didn't 'cotton' to my poem prompt of "There once was a lady in France.' No problem. What about, 'There once was a man from Nantucket'? Just a thought.

Somehow, I don't think dirty limericks are going to cut it in this one, Rump.

There once was this lady in France,
Who would frequently get up and dance,
On little card table,
In the back of a stable,
While her lover watched and fondled his lance.

(Had to rhyme France and dance somehow)