I enjoy younger men with sexy voices...If you are in the States or Canada, (I am in Ontario), no accent-and by no accent I mean if you were born and raised outside of The United States or Canada you are not for me, but also dislike Southern accents. Looking for a soft spoken man with a sweet, NON-deep, youthful voice. I dislike deep voices, so if you have one you are not for me. This voice is most often found in guys under 5'9. If you are between 18-30, sound good while masturbating, in other words moan and breathe sexily-not dead silent nor murderous shrieks-do phone well, are patient, enthusiastic, looking for a regular phone friend and not some one time or couple of time occurance, appreciate a woman with a sexy voice, you may messege me for further evaluation. Further evaluation involves a voice assessment on either Yahoo Messenger or Skype, so must have mic for this. For ones that pass my audition, I use a real phone, so if you have issues giving out your number, or have visions of things unfolding beyond an audition on Yahoo or Skype, they won't be. If you seek immediate action, I am not for you. Patience is a virtue, and some things are worth waiting for...I am not into anything kinky, wild or odd. Not into roleplaying or fantasy either. Have NO interest in cam play. Will not watch and will not be watched. It's not for me. So if you like a woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask for it, and you feel you may fit into this profile, then I'll be pleased to assess you to see if we might be a suitable match. Also, if you are the type that feels phoning is cheating and if you suddenly acquire a girlfriend and end your phone relationships, don’t bother contacting me. I’ve lost too many phone guys to this nonsense. So I ask how you feel on this beforehand. No point starting something in my eyes if it will be ended if someone comes along in your “real life”. I’ll stick with the ones that realize a phone relationship is their own private business and has nothing to do with anyone else, or have girlfriends or wives that know and don’t mind. I am fun and have a good sense of humor, love to laugh and talk, and am witty, hopefully you are the same........Cheers
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I am from Ontario, Canada, I call it pop, then flavor specific. Pop would be short for carbonated beverages collectively. I don't get why anyone would refer to all pop as "Coke?" What if they want Pepsi or ginger ale? You still call it Coke? How would anyone know what you wanted if you ordered at a restaurant? Makes no sense to me.
All dwarves are midgets, but not all midgets are dwarves.
Yes, I do, I was around 25 when I saw my first one! The pay TV service had some on and I was curious, it was a movie already several yrs old, but the trailer looked interesting. The deceased porn star Savannah and Peter North were in it. I knew she'd come to a sad end a few yrs before. It was called "Laying The Ghost." I was afraid my grandmother would notice the movie on the cable bill, but she never did. LOL. This was before you could order them with a few clicks of the remote control, you literally had to call in and order it. I even taped it on the VCR since I wondered if I might want to watch it again. The tape is still around here somewhere!
Brass door knockers.I want this one.http://www.wayfair.com/DJA-Imports-Lion-Door-Knocker-DJAI1020-DJAI1020.html
If someone is determined enough, I'm sure they could access any site. Government websites have been hacked, and I'm sure they have more security. I don't blame anyone for seeking action on the side if they aren't getting any at home. Life IS short and people should take their happiness where they find it, just be discreet and don't rub someone's face in it is my thoughts on it. That being said, for a site like that, they should have used a pre paid card without their real name attached. With a pre paid card you can enter John Smith and a fake address and it will go through. I have my own merchant account and I know this. Some clients want to be that discreet. I feel badly for anyone that will possibly be exposed. People deserve their privacy.
I am 5'2, and happy to be so. Very glad I'm not tall.
This is a sex toy with a vibrating tongue and muzzle. https://upload.lushstories.com/608701188-Teddy-Love.jpg
The annoying security notice that pops up as soon as you visit a grooveshark blemished profile is one thing, but sound coming from a page as soon a you open it is an even worse user experience ever in my mind. Especilly if you, like me, often open links in background tabs. It's no fun if one starts demanding attention from the background. Totally agree. Nothing will make people backbutton faster than an unexpected sound coming when they didn't expect it. Any website that does that is not thinking. Your page your choice, but you'll just piss most people off by doing that.
A woman gets friendly with one of the men that lives in her boyfriend's building when he goes away on business. ************************** Note: This is one of 11 short stories that I originally ghostwrote for someone for pay, but I ended up buying the rights back to them and have proof as such. So if anyone ever sees this story anywhere else online under a different authors name, all copies...
Added 01 Mar 2015 | Category Cheating
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The summer before my final year in college I was really hurting for money and didn't know what I was going to do. My parents didn't have any extra money and I couldn't find a job for the summer no matter what I did, it just wasn't working out for me. I was sitting in a coffee shop with a few of the girls from one of my classes that had just finished. I only knew a couple of them, the rest I...
Added 02 Apr 2014 | Category Lesbian
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I had always loved dressing up for Halloween as a child and wearing fancy and colorful costumes and pretending to be someone else, even if only for a few hours. I truly looked forward to it all year, and getting to go to school dressed up and show off our costumes. The class parties where the teachers would bring in usually homemade treats, or the male teachers would bring in treats their...
Added 15 Oct 2013 | Category Mature
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After a few happy months of dating my new 18 year old boyfriend Roy, I thought we could take things to the next level and consider taking a vacation together. I liked him a lot, and I loved the idea of us spending a couple of weeks together rather than just the odd night here and there. We didn't live together, and I didn't know if that was realistic, he was half my age, yet we were so...
Added 14 Sep 2013 | Category Mature
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My new 18 year old boyfriend Roy really wanted to go to this new movie that was playing at the theater. I couldn't imagine why, as it seemed pretty boring to me from what I'd seen from the commercials advertising it. I like him a lot though, so I figured a couple of hours of my time wasn't much to ask me to sacrifice for making him happy. I knew once we got back home after it was over the...
Added 21 Aug 2013 | Category Mature
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Louise was in a hurry to get to the hotel. It was noon rush hour and the traffic was becoming unbearable, even though she was not the one driving. Her chauffer was wise to her ways, although he never let anyone in on her secret. Louise was a very attractive older woman. She was 47 but didn't look a day over 35. The limo finally pulled up to the hotel entrance and she got out in a hurry so...
Added 13 May 2013 | Category Mature
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A phone sex partner of mine asked me to make him a masturbation audio for him and touch myself while I thought only of him, and...
Added 13 Apr 2013 | Category Masturbation
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Listen in as I bring myself to an explosive orgasm in the shower with the...
Added 30 Oct 2010 | Category Masturbation
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A sexy young woman gets more than a cleaning when she goes to the dentist and his naughty assistant wife joins...
Added 11 Oct 2010 | Category Straight Sex
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Listen to what happened when I went to buy...
Added 04 Oct 2010 | Category Lesbian
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