About ShamelessFlirt


If I had to describe myself, I'd say I'm a decent home cook and a bit of a foodie. I have nerd-like tendencies. I have a wicked sense of humor and tend to be a bit mischievous. I'm easy to talk to and I don't judge. Empathy, integrity, and curiosity are all adjectives that have been used to describe me. When I care about someone, there isn't anything I wouldn't do to see them smile. Words come easily to me and my feelings run deep so my flirting comes from a love of banter more than an attempt at seduction. Touch my heart and you have made a loyal friend. I'm affectionate but not overly demonstrative. I'm also told I can be charming, but the reality is people feed off of each other and what you find is a combination of what I feel comfortable sharing and what you bring out in me.

At the end of the day, we're all many things. I can be a figment of your imagination. A piece of fiction for you to mold to your needs and keep on hand for when you have an urge you want to indulge. A rumor, recognizable only as déjà vu and dismissed just as quickly. A character right out of a bad novel too cliche to ever be considered to be made into a screenplay. The most important thing you have to know about me is that no matter how I express myself, I'm always genuine and sincere.

** I apologize in advance for any typos, I have vision issues which make typing difficult. The irony is typos probably bother me more than the average person because I happen to love language and words.

Hugh Moore
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with PurePurplePassion
Nerdvana, New Jersey, United States
Local Time:
18 Mar 2018 23:29
Friendship, conversation & sharing a bit of myself, Tech, Food, Music, Words, Learning and satisfying my unquenchable curiosity
Favorite Books:
Xanth series by Piers Anthony, Outlanders series by James Axler , Dark Tower series by Stephen King
Favorite Authors:
I know I'm leaving out a few but in no particular order...
Stephen King
John Grisham
Theadore Geisel
Piers Anthony
Michael Crichton
Michael Connelly
Robin Cook
Ann Rice / Ann Rampling
Scott Turow
Erma Bombeck
Berkley Breathed
Scott Adams
Bill Watterson
Gary Larson
Stephen Pastis
Jim Unger
Favorite Movies:
Just to name a few ...
Clockwork Orange, Pulp fiction, Usual suspects, Sixth sense, Snatch, Room 1408, Crazy as hell, Sin city, Sherlock Holmes, Star wars, LOTR, Office space, Blazing saddles, History of the world, The Sting, Purple Rain
Favourite TV Shows:
Scratching the surface ...
Firefly, American Gothic by Sean Cassidy, Twilight Zone, White Collar, Californication, The Practice, Boston Legal, Burn notice, Leverage, Suits, Castle, Game of thrones, Mr. Robot, Archer, Family guy, Bugs Bunny, entire StarTrek Franchise
Favorite Music:
Jazz, Hard rock, Metal, Grunge and Techno ...Even some Rap and Opera; Pretty much anything but Country and Disco ...lol


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22 Aug 2017
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Mar 2018 15:22

There was a psychologist who always stopped at RUMPLATIONSl bar after work for a hazelnut daiquiri - a special drink the bartender an affable coot named Bill created just for him.

One day, Bill ran out of hazelnut so he substituted hickory instead.

The psychologist took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, 'This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!'

'No, I'm sorry', replied Bill, 'it's a hickory daiquiri, doc.'

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Mar 2018 09:03

*stuff self in cupcake, naked, puts on party hat, waits for Bill to show up*

I hope Bill doesn't have a nut allergy, I'd hate to see him eat something that doesn't agree with him.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 05 Mar 2018 00:59

They are free with the purchase of any wireless product. :-"

It's a thing if she's serious ...

hey anyone know where I can get a wireless extension cord

Amazon, k-mart, Kohls, home depot, staples ...


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 04 Mar 2018 17:05


Sorry guys, I attempted a double quote post 😂 that’s on wild’s to do list of teaching me after Scott and Larry helped me last time

If it helps, put the tags on their own lines, it makes it easier to format


text1 ...


text2 ...

close quote2tag
close quote1tag

hope that makes sense

Topic: Happy Birthday, ChrisM
Posted: 04 Mar 2018 06:24


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 03 Mar 2018 00:51

i like fucking midterms. i usually get A's on them. i'm pretty damn good at fucking, plus, i study hard. speaking of which, can i have on of those Jen Jolter thingies and can i have an umbrella innit?
<img src="/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken">

When it comes to fucking, most men lean toward DD's over a's. Personally, I'm an ass man, at least that's what they say to me.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 03 Mar 2018 00:44

Before I get to the orders...was it just my finicky 'puter or was Lush down earlier today?

To abuse an old phrase and apply it here: "Lush goes down like a twp dollar whore". Frequently and to the dissatisfaction of its patrons.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 02 Mar 2018 06:23

Hannah has been uncharacteristically quiet about the comp, has anyone seen her? Our very own Tonya entered AND did the audio! My entry was just approved too!


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 27 Feb 2018 03:33

just something i've been thinking about... you claim to be an assassin, but i've yet to see a body count in here. how do we know you're not pulling our collective legs? i want proof, dammit!

ps - the adult version of candyland is super fun. i'm just gonna leave it at that ;)

Maybe he dabbles in character assassination!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Jan 2018 21:17

There was a time and place that an inappropriate and offense joke would be inserted here.

I so want to do it, but alas, no longer can. <img src="/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby">

I shoulda known you would beat me to the punch

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Added 25 Dec 2017 | Category Femdom | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,310 | 19 Comments


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Added 06 Oct 2017 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,362 | 8 Comments

In the flesh

He stepped off the plane into the terminal, more excited than he had ever been his entire life.  "I'm really going to do this," he thought to himself.  He regretted immensely that she couldn't meet him.  But that made the anticipation of actually touching her that much more palpable and conjured thoughts of her touching him back.  An image of uncontrollably stripping each other at the...

Added 03 Oct 2017 | Category Love Stories | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,499 | 8 Comments

Turn about is fair play

I was dating this girl and at the time, neither of us had much experience with anal sex. I wanted desperately to try it with her because she had the most incredible ass! I told her as much and she thought she was being cute when she said, "Only if I can do you first." Well, I wish I could have captured the look on her face when I said yes. It didn't take long for her to realize I was serious...

Added 23 Sep 2017 | Category First Time | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,848 | 9 Comments

Chance Encounter

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Added 03 Sep 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,963 | 4 Comments

Every little thing

You've touched my heart  to my very soul. You came into my life  and made me whole.  I wish I could lie down beside you  when each day is done,  and wake up to your face  in the soft light of the rising sun. I've held you tight in my arms and kissed your lips in a dream, I'll love you from morning till night  and every fraction of a second in between. It's not because you're...

Added 26 Feb 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 285 | 4 Comments


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Added 15 Nov 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 574 | 4 Comments

Love Poem

When I look into your eyes  for the very first time,  and see them moist  with tears of joy. I will reach out  and brush the hair from your face,  before sliding my hands  down your sides.   Pulling you tight to me  by the globe's of your ass,  and delicately kissing you  to finally claim you as mine.  Time will stand still  as we cling to each other  frozen in time. And if you...

Added 20 Dec 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 274 | 3 Comments


I need you to know  how truly precious you are,  that when I feel lost in darkness  you are my North Star.  I need you to feel  you'll always be safe in my embrace,  that I'll let nothing ever harm you  or wipe the smile from your flawless face.  Soon all the hurt and pain  will be a fading memory,  because I've glimpsed a future where  you'll always be together with me.  Sharing new...

Added 17 Dec 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 415 | 5 Comments

I Miss You

  Our lips may not have met  but our hearts have certainly touched,  I guess that explains why  I miss you so much.  Enshrined in my heart  where you'll always have a place,  Feelings unchanged by time  and adoration that nothing could deface.  Hearts have no concept of time  except when it comes to being apart.  Now if I could only deal with this longing,  I'd be off to a really good...

Added 30 Nov 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 437 | 3 Comments

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