About ShamelessFlirt


If I had to describe myself, I'd say I'm a decent home cook and a bit of a foodie. I have nerd-like tendencies. I have a wicked sense of humor and tend to be a bit mischievous. I'm easy to talk to and I don't judge. Empathy, integrity, and curiosity are all adjectives that have been used to describe me. When I care about someone, there isn't anything I wouldn't do to see them smile. Words come easily to me and my feelings run deep so my flirting comes from a love of banter more than an attempt at seduction. Touch my heart and you have made a loyal friend. I'm affectionate but not overly demonstrative. I'm also told I can be charming, but the reality is people feed off of each other and what you find is a combination of what I feel comfortable sharing and what you bring out in me.

At the end of the day, we're all many things. I can be a figment of your imagination. A piece of fiction for you to mold to your needs and keep on hand for when you have an urge you want to indulge. A rumor, recognizable only as déjà vu and dismissed just as quickly. A character right out of a bad novel too cliche to ever be considered to be made into a screenplay. The most important thing you have to know about me is that no matter how I express myself, I'm always genuine and sincere.

** I apologize in advance for any typos, I have vision issues which make typing difficult. The irony is typos probably bother me more than the average person because I happen to love language and words.

Hugh Moore
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Nerdvana, New Jersey, United States
Local Time:
15 Dec 2018 00:01
Friendship, conversation & sharing a bit of myself, Tech, Food, Music, Words, Learning and satisfying my unquenchable curiosity
Favorite Books:
Xanth series by Piers Anthony, Outlanders series by James Axler , Dark Tower series by Stephen King
Favorite Authors:
I know I'm leaving out a few but in no particular order...
Stephen King
John Grisham
Theadore Geisel
Piers Anthony
Michael Crichton
Michael Connelly
Robin Cook
Ann Rice / Ann Rampling
Scott Turow
Erma Bombeck
Berkley Breathed
Scott Adams
Bill Watterson
Gary Larson
Stephen Pastis
Jim Unger
Favorite Movies:
Just to name a few ...
Clockwork Orange, Pulp fiction, Usual suspects, Sixth sense, Snatch, Room 1408, Crazy as hell, Sin city, Sherlock Holmes, Star wars, LOTR, Office space, Blazing saddles, History of the world, The Sting, Purple Rain
Favourite TV Shows:
Scratching the surface ...
Firefly, American Gothic by Sean Cassidy, Twilight Zone, White Collar, Californication, The Practice, Boston Legal, Burn notice, Leverage, Suits, Castle, Game of thrones, Mr. Robot, Archer, Family guy, Bugs Bunny, entire StarTrek Franchise
Favorite Music:
Jazz, Hard rock, Metal, Grunge and Techno ...Even some Rap and Opera; Pretty much anything but Country and Disco ...lol


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22 Aug 2017
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Topic: Who Has Almost 10 MILLION Views & Has A Birthday on May 27?
Posted: 26 May 2018 20:14



Posted: 28 Apr 2018 15:28



On my last birthday I woke up a little bummed about getting older. I was hoping my wife would make a big deal over it at breakfast to cheer me up, but I got nothing.

Just a quick “Morning, honey. The oatmeal’s on the stove.”
I knew she had a busy day at work ahead and was distracted, so I shrugged it off. But I thought for sure the kids would come through.

But all they did was fight over the cereal and make a mess. So I took off for the office feeling worse than when I woke up.

Then when I got to work my assistant Julie gave me a big smile and a huge “Happy Birthday!” It really made me feel better that at least one person remembered.

About lunchtime Julie stuck her head in my office and asked if she could take me out for a birthday lunch. That sounded great to me so off we went.

Even better, she chose a quiet, out of the way place I’d never been to before. She insisted we have a couple of martinis, and I was all for it, feeling better about my birthday by the minute. Julie’s always had a good sense of humor and we laughed a lot.

As we started walking back to work, Julie suggested we detour a couple of blocks to her new apartment so she could show me her great view.

When we got there, we took in the view which was indeed terrific, and then Julie, who had never come on to me before, gave me a quick hug and said she was going to slip into the bedroom for a minute.

I was thinking it’s amazing what a few birthday martinis will do.

I was a little nervous, but I said okay.

She disappeared into the bedroom, and after a few minutes came back out with a big, beautiful birthday cake.

Right behind her were my wife, my kids, and a whole bunch of folks from the office, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there open-mouthed on the sofa.


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 26 Apr 2018 20:44

Cosby found guilty on all counts!

Story on CNN

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 26 Apr 2018 20:30

Gloom, despair and agony on, Jeff. His beloved Mets lost to the Cardinals 3-4 in 13 innings. Here's your coffee, Big V.

Gill is sitting out on the back porch, sippin' on her Hannah. Think I'll join her asap with an extra cocktail umbrella to bribe her into letting me stay. ;)

Amelia Leigh, glad to have you among us You too, Warlock. Been a while. Just a few tips newbies ignore at their peril.
1. Resist the temptation offered by the broken top of the hot nut machine to slip a hand in for a few free 'samples'. Terrance the Tarantula (Rumplations chief of security) like to nap in their on top of the warm nuts. Disturbing his naps is not the done thing and, in fact, seldom done more than once.
2. The two slack-jawed old coots at the table in the corner are Coma and Tose. Tossing pistachio nut shells into their mouth is not a sanctioned sport.
3. The throne nestled in the corner behind their table is that of 'Her Royal Spriteness'. It's use by anyone else is by invitation only.
4. The jukebox does work once a link to a music video has been properly posted.
5. Tawny the Trailer Tramp is our 'Woman Friday' and lust object. She has a cot for 'naps' in the stockroom.
6. Last and least, I'm the joint's 'BBB' (Beloved Blind Barkeep). Don't sweat my lack of foresight or hindsight but keep in mind that we blind see with our fingers.

You're invited to come on out to the back porch. Fuzzy (Carl) might join us, assuming Gill is willing, once he gets a refill on his Jameson.

So whadda about the rest of you writers and readers of the porn? Whadda ya wanna drink?

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You forgot to tell hrt about the three legged dog that comes in once in a while looking for the man that shot his paw.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Mar 2018 07:59

I find these tidbits equally astonishing:
Stormdog's poem, The Game, is 1,132 words. I think that is the longest in the comp, not that size matters Read it

Actually, KindOfHeart managed 1,282 words, so exactly 1,282 more words than I managed... Good luck to all those who did enter.

In the interest of being literal, he did say " I think ". You have to admit, the man chooses his words carefully.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Mar 2018 15:22

There was a psychologist who always stopped at RUMPLATIONSl bar after work for a hazelnut daiquiri - a special drink the bartender an affable coot named Bill created just for him.

One day, Bill ran out of hazelnut so he substituted hickory instead.

The psychologist took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, 'This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!'

'No, I'm sorry', replied Bill, 'it's a hickory daiquiri, doc.'

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Mar 2018 09:03

*stuff self in cupcake, naked, puts on party hat, waits for Bill to show up*

I hope Bill doesn't have a nut allergy, I'd hate to see him eat something that doesn't agree with him.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 05 Mar 2018 00:59

They are free with the purchase of any wireless product. :-"

It's a thing if she's serious ...

hey anyone know where I can get a wireless extension cord

Amazon, k-mart, Kohls, home depot, staples ...


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 04 Mar 2018 17:05


Sorry guys, I attempted a double quote post 😂 that’s on wild’s to do list of teaching me after Scott and Larry helped me last time

If it helps, put the tags on their own lines, it makes it easier to format


text1 ...


text2 ...

close quote2tag
close quote1tag

hope that makes sense

Topic: Happy Birthday, ChrisM
Posted: 04 Mar 2018 06:24


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First Time

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