I'm very shy. And very curious. And I am extremely inexperienced. In fact, I don't even know what I'm doing here! I have a lot of thoughts about a lot of things, but I am not used to sharing them, or hearing others. But I think I would like to. Maybe. I love to write, and I am slowly building a little bit of confidence. Mostly I write catch reports from when I have been fishing, and little pieces about magical places. My imagination takes me far and wide, and my friends tell me they love to read what I write. But then, friends are always biased. I am used to living in my own little world, constantly the shoulder for others to cry on, and using escapism as a solitary joy. I am thinking of perhaps sharing a thing or two with you, whoever you out there may be, if you wouldn't mind indulging me. And if you do, well, plopp. I should also just add that whilst I'm pretty friendly, I can't do that cyber thingy wotsit, but I am sure there are plenty of lovely lasses out there who can help you with that. :o)I am always grateful to anybody who takes the time to read my work, even though I don't message you personally if you left a comment. Thank you. I'm very anti-social, so I don't chat, and I now don't add anybody who doesn't give me a reason for friend-requesting me, sorry!
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This story only available on Lush Stories The Grimm Brothers perpetuated a mythic fairy tale that depicted a down-trodden teenager who was magically transported into a life of romance, royal living, and happiness when her prince finally fell in love with her. Ancient documents have now come to light that tell a different story: Once upon a time, there was a sexy young woman who lived in...
Added 10 Jun 2012 | Category Humor
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Added 14 Oct 2012 | Category Humor
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Added 26 Jan 2012 | Category First Time
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Added 26 Nov 2012 | Category Masturbation
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Added 29 Jun 2012 | Category Humor
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Added 14 Jan 2013 | Category Masturbation
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Added 15 Dec 2014 | Category First Time
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Added 16 Jun 2012 | Category Spanking
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Added 21 Jun 2012 | Category Supernatural
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Added 16 Dec 2013 | Category Masturbation
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