Forum posts made by sigurdookami

Topic Question for Audio Story Listeners
Posted 03 Jan 2012 04:09

I always just listen, I can't read slowly and having to stop for the audio to catch up is really annoying.

Topic Can someone explain why you guys sit around with your hand down your pants holding your dicks?
Posted 02 Jan 2012 09:59

Rearranging for sure, you don't want your dangling bits squashed between your thighs when you shift in your seat, or the unpleasantness of contact sweat. Though its also nice to give it a quick rub to stir some life into it.

Topic what is the first thing you would do??????
Posted 02 Jan 2012 09:56

Give 10% to charity, i always promised i would if i ever won big.

Topic Shaving my pussy
Posted 02 Jan 2012 09:54

I always just use a razor and gel when i shave myself, and hell if i can get around a dangling sack with that you should have no problems doing your pussy johndeerlover.

Topic How kinky are you? TEST
Posted 02 Jan 2012 09:51

Pretty kinky!
Grats! You're 73% kinky!
You kinkscore is pretty high. Most likely you're up for trying anything at least once, which show open-mindedness. You're probably a great lay, so just keep doing that thing you do!

Topic Foods that beat hangovers
Posted 31 Dec 2011 15:14

Sooo glad I don't drink. Some of those 'remedies' sound like concoctions for cleaning ovens.

Topic Would Any of The Guys Wear This For His Lady?
Posted 31 Dec 2011 15:11

Yeah I'd give it a go why not, as long as I didn't have to use it every time, and it makes her happy. That and I'd hopefully get something I liked in return ;)

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 31 Dec 2011 14:38

Is seriously impressive, speaking 5 languages, wow!

Topic Guys ONLY - what's your favourite category?
Posted 30 Dec 2011 15:14

I really wanted to click about three, but the excitement from exhibition stories won over.

Topic Would you help me to decide what to write?
Posted 30 Dec 2011 15:12

Hello all,

I joined this site to hopefully pick up some tips and get some practice in erotic writing. I've decided to start easy and just write down my own personal experiences of public masturbation before i move onto a more erotic, possibly fantasy, storyline.

I would appreciate if you could let me know which you'd like to hear about most and i'll start with that one.

Thanks to all who vote, any comments, suggestions or tips people would like to leave would be greatly appreciated.

Topic girl on girl?
Posted 30 Dec 2011 05:04

Girl on girl is amazingly sexy. Its every man's dream to disappoint two women at once. hahaha

Topic How do men feel about red headed women?
Posted 30 Dec 2011 04:59

I do LOVE redheads, each one i've know had been fantastically fiery and very exciting. Even the girls that dye their hair red look incredibly sexy.

Topic Cum On Guys! Really now? Bacon Flavored Lube???
Posted 30 Dec 2011 04:25

I can understand your watermelons, cherries, strawberries, cola flavours etc. They're supposed to be sweet and light flavours. Bacon is a bit too tasty, there shouldn't be something that tastes good enough to make someone want to bite down. *ouch!*

Topic Finish the sentence...I remember when...
Posted 30 Dec 2011 04:18

Penny sweets cost just a penny.

Topic Caught in the act...masturbating
Posted 29 Dec 2011 14:05

Topic "Sex School" to open in Austria - should they be allowed?
Posted 29 Dec 2011 06:41

If nobody is getting hurt and its all concentual, let people part their money for what they want.

Topic Name sounds that you might find comforting
Posted 29 Dec 2011 06:36

I agree with the sound of rain, or a trickling stream.
Rachmaninov's music, or the voice of someone you really love.

Topic Beautiful / sexy food
Posted 29 Dec 2011 06:34

I'm really loving Ramen at the minute, tasty, low in fat and simple and quick to make as well as being something you can adapt and differ for personal tastes. Its the greatest dish

Topic Masturbation at work
Posted 27 Dec 2011 14:04

I used to work in an antiques place, It was just me in there. But once I stood behind a chest of drawers that faced the shop window and started masturbating as people walked past, peered in at the furniture etc. It was a pretty fun session.

Topic Who is your favorite movie character ever?
Posted 27 Dec 2011 13:59

I think the only way to pick just one is to choose the character I would like to be the most, far too many to list otherwise. I've looked through other's posts, seen the obvious and classic answers from the greats we all expected to see, but mines a bit of a curve ball, a character from an anime film.

So I choose Naruto Uzumaki from the Shippuden Movies. :D

Topic Do you have a Dirty Mind?
Posted 27 Dec 2011 13:45

The test said I was NC-17....however, I am English and shall call it Certificate 18 instead, lol

Topic soft, saggy, motherly breasts
Posted 27 Dec 2011 13:38

Pert young breasts are great, no denying that, but for most guys they see these pert boobs when they're young themselves ,and i've yet to meet a young guy who complained about seeing a real life pair in front of them, lol
However, these maturer 'motherly' breasts do have a very sexy quality, i'm throwing around the idea of using the word 'wholesome' to describe them. But despite the language used to describe them, they are after all still gorgeous.

Topic Girls With Freckles
Posted 27 Dec 2011 13:30

Utter cuties these girls with freckles :)

Topic What would you be willing to do for $5?
Posted 27 Dec 2011 13:25

For $5 i'd allow you the pleasure of paying me $5.

Topic whats the naughtiest dare you've ever done?
Posted 26 Dec 2011 14:18

My naughtiest dare was self imposed. I stripped totally naked and walked out of my front door at 10pm. There are only houses on one side of my street, but there's a busy pub less than 50 yards away. But I stood there without a stitch of clothing in the middle of the road and stroked myself until I came facing my neighbours houses. There was a tricky moment when a car full of people came screaming past but i did manage to duck out of the way before coming back out to finish a very intense solo session.

Topic Would you masturbate in front of...?
Posted 24 Dec 2011 13:12

I would definitely do it in front of a wife or girlfriend.

And I have done it in front of strangers and guys already (albeit on cam)

Topic which one
Posted 24 Dec 2011 13:06

Eyes first every time, nothing is more beautiful on a woman.

Topic Have you ever masturbated at work?
Posted 24 Dec 2011 12:58

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 24 Dec 2011 12:56

Has a nice number of 1's in their profile name.

Topic My last orgasm was...
Posted 23 Dec 2011 17:17

Was about 5 hours ago and on cam for a girl i'd never spoken to before.