About simply_sweet

I think I've been on here too long! 4 years and counting!

I have definitely changed and grown a little bit since being on here.
I've been fooled, I've become wiser. I've been harassed, I've become wary. I've been slandered, I've turned into a duck... I'm somehow a better person for it.

On the plus side, I've made some amazing friends here. That's honestly something I never thought I'd say, here on Lush. It snuck up on me, but I have some friends here that will truly be friends for a very long time. I'm grateful and humbled that they consider me to be a real friend too.

I'm a story mod on here, and I thoroughly enjoy it. I take it seriously, so if you ever have any questions please feel free to ask. (I do accept bribes in the form of minions, penguins, or $2 bills to get your stories through...wink wink, nudge nudge) **JUST KIDDING**!!!!

"No Drama''. :/ Ain't nobody got time for that!!

I don't even know what else to say...I've run out of words...OMGSH O.O!! I've got no words!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! runs away screaming

^^ Yeahh....I can be a bit random/silly...okay, okay...a LOT a bit random/silly.. (but shhhh don't ever tell Clum I said that or he will hold it over my head for FOREVER)

I'm a very honest person, so if you ask me something, anything (and it's something I'm comfortable answering) you will always get the truth. 100% guaranteed.
I'm also a very trusting person. HOWEVER, if you ever lose my trust ... you will NEVER get it back.

That's enough about character traits, now for some entertainment!

does song and dance routine

ANYWHO, if you want to know anything else, you can find me in the rooms sometimes, or just shoot me a message! I don't bite! (sometimes...)

NOTE: So...many are asking if cyclopswithamonocle and I are actually a couple, since my orientation says straight. No we are not a couple, and no we are not married. BUT we have been best friends in real life for 10 years. So don't fuck with her, or I will find you... *evil smiles and fades into the shadows*

Relationship Status:
I love music of all kinds and all things involving music (playing, reading, writing, listening...)! It's my passion

Cooking! I love cooking and experimenting new foods, playing with dishes and making them mine. I love smelling spices and tasting the creations I make! (even if they turn out awful lol) Cooking is a way to relax for me; cooking for people brings me joy I rarely use recipes (where's the fun in that??) so I tend to use my friends as test subjects...muahaha

~Note: will cook for anyone except for simplyjohn because he is my skunky servant...and a terrible one at that! giggles

What else, what else?
Those are the 2 biggies, I can't think of any more right now!!
Favorite Books:
Hmm, I'm a bit of a bookworm, so I have lots of favorites. I do love the classics though... and mysteries... and mythology...yeah, mythology (specifically ancient Egyptian and Greek mythology)
Favorite Authors:
James Patterson, Steven King, Eli Wiesel, R.L. Mathewson, Ayn Rand, Dan Brown to name a few!
Favorite Movies:
I love movies. Casablanca is my all time favorite!
Favorite comedy: Any Tyler Perry movie and most Adam Sandler movies.
Favorite Musical: RENT or Phantom of the Opera OR Les Miserables
Favorite Foreign Film: Either Le Choriste or Pan's Labyrinth
Favorite Drama: Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Favorite Kid's Movie: I love love LOVE Disney movies, but I think Alice in Wonderland is my favorite.

Disney movies, musicals and old classics are what I enjoy most. However, if a movie comes highly recommended to me, I'll watch it!
Favourite TV Shows:
Bones, Castle, Face Off, Cosmos, Law and Order: SVU, Psych, Bob's Burgers, most of the History Channel specials... cant think of others right now..
Favorite Music:
Everything! And when I say everything, I mean everything! I might think a song may sound strange, but I can appreciate it!

( I got sick of having to scroll down a million times on my own damn page, so I took off all the artists I like. Just trust me when I say I like all music lol. Oh wait, I don't like polka...no polka...accordions are scary)
Date Joined:
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Stories Published By simply_sweet
Race to the Finish

My pulse was pounding as I flew down the shaded gravel path. Did I lose him? Looking around, I saw only the peaceful forest. Ah! There it is! The lone oak tree on the hill stood proud in the distance. All fatigue seemed to flee my body as I rounded the curve to start up the hill. Just before I reached the halfway point on the grassy mound, I felt something slam into my back; forcing me to...

Added 27 May 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,474 | 12 Comments

Recommended Read Skyping With A Stranger

I paced my bedroom fervently, wringing my hands while eying the clock on my desk. The minutes seemed to pass painstakingly slow. I couldn’t believe I was doing this. It was so out of character for me. I’m usually pretty shy, unwilling to trust people, and guarded; so what was it about this guy that made me throw all my inhibitions out the window? What power did he have over me that I became...

Added 08 May 2014 | Category Masturbation | Votes 53 | Avg Score 5 | Views 14,147 | 57 Comments

Recommended Read A Change of Heart

In a time long ago, when witches, demons and faeries made themselves known to humanity, there was a powerful coven of witches. They were led by the old and wise, extremely powerful witch; A’ala. She had five daughters; Adaire, Acantha, Aeronwen, Aeslin, and Aella. These six women were the beacons of light for all in the Upperworld. They offered help and healing to all who required it, but...

Added 21 Sep 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 34 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,136 | 37 Comments

Burnt Dinners? Worth It.

"Fucking bastards", Devon muttered under his breath as he passed by the conference room. "My report wasn't up to par? I bet they couldn't do half as well in twice the time!" While he stormed out of the office, he loosened his tie and ran his fingers through his thick, black hair; giving himself a disheveled, grumpy appearance. In the elevator going down to the lobby, everyone avoided...

Added 13 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 3,229 | 33 Comments

Recommended Read Good Morning Baby

The aroma of smoke hits your nostrils as you slowly awaken from your deep slumber. The feel of a hot mouth engulfing your throbbing member stimulates your senses as your body starts to tingle in bliss. You open your eyes and find yourself still surrounded by darkness. As you continue to awaken, you realize that there is something silky covering your eyes. You reach up to remove the material...

Added 25 May 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 3,600 | 18 Comments

Recommended Read Hot For Teacher- Chapter 4

After sitting through yet another tortuous class of dealing with immature, moronic, one step away from juvie teenagers, it was finally time. I was going to have her. I watched anxiously as the other students shuffled their way out of the classroom, until it was just her. She was sitting in her desk looking like an angel. The sunlight was streaming in through the windows, highlighting her...

Added 14 Aug 2013 | Category Taboo | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 18,824 | 17 Comments

Hot For Teacher- Chapter 3

As Anna sat pondering her outfit for the day, her mind was filled with questions, jumbling about inside her head. “Why does he want to see me after class? Does he feel something for me too? Will anything happen? What do I wear?!”, she frantically asked herself, “oh God, I’m finally going to have some time alone with him!” She felt butterflies in her stomach, causing a feeling that was...

Added 30 May 2013 | Category Taboo | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 18,007 | 16 Comments

Recommended Read Hot For Teacher - chapter 2

I sat in my classroom, watching my students goof off for the last few minutes of class. This class was full of kids who didn't give a shit about school. I couldn't wait for my next history class to start. Not only were they kids who actually cared about learning, she  was in my next class. Ms. Anna Rogers. My dirty little fantasy girl. I had met her last year right after I started. I...

Added 20 Apr 2013 | Category Taboo | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 23,609 | 18 Comments

Hot For Teacher

She couldn't focus. She couldn't see the page in front of her. She could barely breathe! It was almost time to see him. Her heart raced as she watched the minutes tick by painfully slow. 1:28...1:29...FINALLY! 1:30! She packed up her backpack and quickly made her way to the door. As she strode to her last class of the day, she couldn't help but think of the object of her affections. The man...

Added 14 Apr 2013 | Category Taboo | Votes 35 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 39,825 | 26 Comments

Recommended Read A Shot In The Dark

The moonlight shone upon his face. Sparkling down like shadowy fire. Illuminating time and space. Bringing forth her burning desire. She placed her hands upon his chest, Feeling his breath; feeling it rise. The spark she felt inside her breast, Was reflected deep within her eyes. He looked so peaceful sleeping there, In repose. So beautiful, so sweet. She wanted to capture his eyes; his...

Added 24 May 2013 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 1,154 | 11 Comments

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