About simplyjohn


Moderator and member.

As a member I come here to enjoy myself; have some fun and laughs. My sense of humour is not for everyone I know that. :)

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Nr Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
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23 Jun 2018 17:21
I have recently gone back to coarse fishing and intend to make more time to pursue that interest.
Favorite Books:
Sad to admit I very rarely pick up a book these days.
Favorite Authors:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
I like action movies like the 007's, Lethal Weapons, Matrix triology is great, Die Hards etc. etc.

And I really like these CSI programmes on the TV and in particular NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.
Favorite Music:
Anything from classical to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.


Date Joined:
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Topic: Adding audio to new or existing story
Posted: 10 Jun 2018 22:35

Been looking for a way to do this. Do I check "Audio Story," even though there is also a written version?

For new submissions inform the moderators that there is an audio file using the 'Moderators Notes' and the audio will be applied with the publication of the written version.

To apply an audio file after the written version has been published please use the Contact Us form and specify the location of the audio file (the url) and story to which it is to be applied.

In both cases the audio file must reside on a hosting website that will allow a moderator to download the file, e.g. Dropbox.

Topic: What did you have for breakfast?
Posted: 10 Jun 2018 01:34

On holiday so treating myself... smoked salmon, baby leaf spinach, 2 x eggs and toast.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 07 Jun 2018 22:54

I would like to see a green tick next to the stories on the main page when I have read a story. By read, I mean awarded a score or left a comment.

I find myself often having to go into a story to see if I left a comment before I start reading one.

I'm getting old, dementia is setting in, memory is not what it used to be. 😂😂😂

In addition to Verbal's suggestion you could just check your story history (assuming you always give a score):


Topic: Why are women so bad at being on dating apps?
Posted: 04 Jun 2018 00:12

Welcome to life.

I have a crush on my dog’s vet tech. She’s so damn attractive it actually makes me nervous. She was in line behind me at a local deli, and all she said was “heyyyy”. I turn around and I now have 3 seconds to think of something to say. 3 fucking seconds.

Man up.

Are you saying you were speechless? I simply can't believe that.

<img src="/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">

Topic: What food are you craving right now?
Posted: 03 Jun 2018 23:59

Bacon sandwich.... crispy bacon with a smear of HP brown sauce.

Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 03 Jun 2018 23:02

Dentist :(.

Topic: The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?
Posted: 02 Jun 2018 23:48

She stole my popcorn yesterday.

Topic: Sound alert when receive BB
Posted: 01 Jun 2018 23:02

My phone is on mute, but lush has decided to over rule my phone settings !

I'm glad you understand about the fright!

Technically I can't understand this. Has your phone perhaps got options for the mute? Perhaps you only have calls on mute? If you for example play a video on YT with the phone on mute does that work?

Topic: What was your highschool persona?
Posted: 29 May 2018 23:29

I was a good girl . Always followed rules, worked hard. Not sure what happened <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4"> I was a prefect in school. Always being a model student and showing others how to behave! <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing11.gif" alt="laughing9"> My teacher used to tell me that I was the exact anagram of that... perfect. True story!

So what happened to change that once you left I wonder.


Topic: What was your highschool persona?
Posted: 27 May 2018 03:20

Well for me high school means 11-16 (UK here). Initially an academic, particularly in Maths, until about 13/14 when I met girls and got mixed up with a bad crowd and it went rather down hill from there. Also I piled on the weight around 12/13 and my favourite girl at that time nicknamed me Pillsbury Doughboy.... just why I have said that here I have no idea.

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Please Be Mine Forever

Will you be my... Will you cherish me? Will you be faithful and care for me when I am unwell? Will you be mine forever? For you I will do all of the above Every day you are the smile on my face The bounce in the way that I walk The sparkle in my eyes The reason that I breathe When we are together I am in a dream I stare into your eyes and I just see affection I hold...

Added 09 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Views 1,329 | 22 Comments

Audio Story Perhaps It Was A Dream

Gazing towards the sky and inevitable darkness, the sun finally goes down. I am now alone and pondering on the day that now draws to a close. Was I perhaps dreaming or was it for real? Will I see her again or was it just a time of wild behaviour for her; just a fling with someone that she felt could satisfy her immediate sexual desires? She looked at me across the room with that look that...

Added 24 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Views 10,856 | 17 Comments

Looking for love again

Love was once in his life But sadly it did not last Its water under the bridge And very much in the past Too long now without The loneliness and sorrow Time to move on Find Cupid’s golden arrow Love will not knock on your door Make an effort and seek it you must Find that someone special Above all a person you can trust For sure it will not be easy You need to...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems | Views 1,763 | 23 Comments

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, , luv ya, have a happy, xo
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Time to do some Cleaning

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Enjoy your Easter weekend...
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Thanks for your help yesterday.
27 Feb 2018 22:44
You mean my adorable dimples? But what could you possibly say about them? Oh, and yes, last months cheque bounced, I’ll need two months payment right away. ❤️
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Well, you really don't deserve it and I'll likely get knees or a monkey on my profile but I thought this kiss was sexy! xx

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