About simplyjohn


Moderator and member.

As a member I come here to enjoy myself and have some fun and laughs; my sense of humour is not for everyone I know that. :)

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Nr Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
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19 Apr 2018 13:08
I have recently gone back to coarse fishing and intend to make more time to pursue that interest.
Favorite Books:
Sad to admit I very rarely pick up a book these days.
Favorite Authors:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
I like action movies like the 007's, Lethal Weapons, Matrix triology is great, Die Hards etc. etc.

And I really like these CSI programmes on the TV and in particular NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.
Favorite Music:
Anything from classical to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.


Date Joined:
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Topic: Moderator of the Month for March
Posted: 18 Apr 2018 23:15

Congratulations Kee. :)

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Topic: Would you play strip poker with the person above you?
Posted: 15 Apr 2018 11:19

Well yes... lol I could wear so many layers... 4 pairs of socks when its cold is usual for me.

Topic: Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they naughty or nice?
Posted: 15 Apr 2018 11:18

I suspect both. *smiles*

Topic: If a woman masturbates for you, do you wanna just watch or masturbate with her?
Posted: 15 Apr 2018 11:15

Cup of tea, some hob nobs and watch.

Topic: What would you like to be doing right now?
Posted: 15 Apr 2018 05:07

At a table in an old English pub with a roaring log fire tucking into a Sunday roast, rare beef or lamb. :) OMG I havent done that in so many years :(.

I think Apptobebad should treat me!

Topic: Vote needs changing
Posted: 15 Apr 2018 00:50

this is probably the best place to pose a question i've had for awhile: why am i able to see in my activity feed (on my profile) when someone changes a vote? this really surprised me because i have it set to where my friend's votes are hidden.

i ask because i have one friend who changed their vote on a story more than once. i'm quite sure they're friends with the author and that the author had it mentioned on their profile each time it was altered. this concerns me because it is a breach of privacy and has the potential to cause drama.

I am assuming that if you hide friends' votes that does not include a change which I will mention to Gav.

As for a change of vote being a breach of privacy I don't see why... members can chose to see votes applied by friends so what's the issue with also seeing that changed given of course the feed does not actually mention the number?

Topic: What Time is it for you and what do you usually do around that time
Posted: 06 Apr 2018 23:48

Saturday 7:45am... here... 3 mugs of tea and then shower etc. and a cooked breakfast. Oh and put a load of washing on.

Topic: Lobster or Crab?
Posted: 04 Apr 2018 22:51

Love both but in the UK these items are beyond my budget for food... very expensive.

Topic: Site Crashes - Pleassssssse make it stop
Posted: 03 Apr 2018 23:35

The member created rooms that are apparent now were created several days ago and thus there has not been a 'site down' scenario in that time. Can you advise at what times you experience this 20-30 minute unavailability?

Furthermore are you sure its not your internet playing up?

Topic: Is LUSH your secret or everyone knows about you being on lush?
Posted: 02 Apr 2018 23:34

That’s a secret secret. If I even tried to tell my friends and family they’d think I was trying to tell a weird joke. Like I could straight up tell them and they’d be like Haha don’t be stupid and move on to the next subject.

You have friends!! You meant to post that 1st April?

lol sorry I just couldnt resist that :)

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Please Be Mine Forever

Will you be my... Will you cherish me? Will you be faithful and care for me when I am unwell? Will you be mine forever? For you I will do all of the above Every day you are the smile on my face The bounce in the way that I walk The sparkle in my eyes The reason that I breathe When we are together I am in a dream I stare into your eyes and I just see affection I hold...

Added 09 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Views 1,299 | 22 Comments

Audio Story Perhaps It Was A Dream

Gazing towards the sky and inevitable darkness, the sun finally goes down. I am now alone and pondering on the day that now draws to a close. Was I perhaps dreaming or was it for real? Will I see her again or was it just a time of wild behaviour for her; just a fling with someone that she felt could satisfy her immediate sexual desires? She looked at me across the room with that look that...

Added 24 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Views 10,738 | 17 Comments

Looking for love again

Love was once in his life But sadly it did not last Its water under the bridge And very much in the past Too long now without The loneliness and sorrow Time to move on Find Cupid’s golden arrow Love will not knock on your door Make an effort and seek it you must Find that someone special Above all a person you can trust For sure it will not be easy You need to...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems | Views 1,729 | 23 Comments

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You mean my adorable dimples? But what could you possibly say about them? Oh, and yes, last months cheque bounced, I’ll need two months payment right away. ❤️
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