About simplyjohn


Moderator and member.

That very handsome, sexy, young and simply delicious male in the avatar is me :).

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Nr Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
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28 Feb 2017 04:04
I should have some but I dont .
Favorite Books:
Sad to admit I very rarely pick up a book these days.
Favorite Authors:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
I like action movies like the 007's, Lethal Weapons, Matrix triology is great, Die Hards etc. etc.

And I really like these CSI programmes on the TV and in particular NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.
Favorite Music:
Anything from classical to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.


Date Joined:
24 Nov 2011
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Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 26 Feb 2017 23:25


Topic: Fart Rape
Posted: 24 Feb 2017 05:24

My curiousity got the better of me so I had to look at this thread... just...


Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 23 Feb 2017 01:52


A girl who has a larger than average size pussy, and who likes kinky sex

such as getting her pussy fistfucked, or fucked with very large toys and cocks.

How's your day John?...<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Only 1 more forum post for my Forum Guru badge...YAY!...smiles

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!"> Sooooooooooooooooooo confused. I said Gardening since I have a flowed bed to build/prepare which will take a few hours but its rained heavily this morning and its very very windy. I will thus have to reconsider my plans since the wind will mess my hair up and it took me over an hour this morning to do!.

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Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 22 Feb 2017 23:44


Topic: What's for dinner tonight?
Posted: 21 Feb 2017 11:30

Usual salad (all fresh from my vegetable garden) with nut-loaf and a glass of water.

Topic: How Far You Can Pee?
Posted: 21 Feb 2017 11:21

Not far enough it would seem. I had to mop the floor this morning after standing within 2 inches of the pan.

Topic: What's on your mind right now?
Posted: 21 Feb 2017 11:12

Are you telling me I didn't have to resort to the "stuffing a towel" in the hose thingy.


My charges for travelling to the USA to resolve your issue I think would be a non-starter so the towel hopefully will have worked. :).

Oh and if I may say... just great that you have purchased a platinum membership to support the site. (another smile).

Topic: Does the new American President seem mentally ill to you?
Posted: 20 Feb 2017 11:29

And I know where SJ lives. We should egg his house for that terrible attempt at humour.

I dont have an issue with eggs but pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not your home made pizza!! I doubt the building insurance would pay up for the damage.

Topic: Does the new American President seem mentally ill to you?
Posted: 20 Feb 2017 11:14

i'm freaking monitoring this thread. after all the grief it's caused people not to post here, i'm going to be freaking pissed if i don't get at least a dozen posts by midnight my time. you've got 13 hours, people. get with it.

Here is one post:

What did the bodyguard say to President Trump when he saw a sniper take a shot at him?

Donald duck!

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Topic: Do you masturbate daily?
Posted: 20 Feb 2017 09:25

Does food and drink turn you on?.....

Well yes.

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Please Be Mine Forever

Will you be my... Will you cherish me? Will you be faithful and care for me when I am unwell? Will you be mine forever? For you I will do all of the above Every day you are the smile on my face The bounce in the way that I walk The sparkle in my eyes The reason that I breathe When we are together I am in a dream I stare into your eyes and I just see affection I hold...

Added 09 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 949 | 21 Comments

Audio Story Perhaps It Was A Dream

Gazing towards the sky and inevitable darkness, the sun finally goes down. I am now alone and pondering on the day that now draws to a close. Was I perhaps dreaming or was it for real? Will I see her again or was it just a time of wild behaviour for her; just a fling with someone that she felt could satisfy her immediate sexual desires? She looked at me across the room with that look that...

Added 24 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 9,994 | 17 Comments

Looking for love again

Love was once in his life But sadly it did not last Its water under the bridge And very much in the past Too long now without The loneliness and sorrow Time to move on Find Cupid’s golden arrow Love will not knock on your door Make an effort and seek it you must Find that someone special Above all a person you can trust For sure it will not be easy You need to...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 1,445 | 23 Comments

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I know that it took a lot of courage for you to take your shirt off when we cammed earlier...I'm so proud of you. I'll never...ever...ever...have sex with you, of course, but I'm proud of you nonetheless...

Posted: 31 Jan 2017 01:49
Ok...so I was looking for a pic of wrinkly knees to post here, right? I shit you not...this is what I found. I get it now, John...clearly, you're not alone. You should start a support group of something for all you weird British people:[img][/img]
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Thank you, love, for tolerating me.

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........ , smooches

Posted: 30 Dec 2016 20:46

Have a wonderful new years eve and may your new year be awesome, be safe...
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