About simplyjohn

Chat room moderator and member.

Yes thats me.

Relationship Status:
Nr Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
I used to love coarse fishing but I never seem to get around to that anymore.
Favorite Books:
Sad to admit I very rarely pick up a book these days.
Favorite Authors:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
I like action movies like the 007's, Lethal Weapons, Matrix triology is great, oh those Bruce Willis ones (cant remember the names of them) etc. etc.

And I really like these CSI programmes on the TV and in particular NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.
Favorite Music:
Anything from classical to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.
Date Joined:
24 Nov 2011
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Topic: Are there older women who want younger guys and where can I find one?
Posted: 29 Nov 2015 05:53

i am 22 is that older ?? not sure, young guys ok for quick fun older is more quality sex time mmmmmmm x jelly



Great post lol.

Topic: No emails notification
Posted: 29 Nov 2015 05:42

yes "Send me an email alert when I receive a message" has a tick next to it
Nothing is in spam and I have checked out the email address via doing a copy and paste of the email in" Personal Details" into outlook.

What are the time frames here please? .. sometimes there can be quite a delay in receiving the personal email when you receive a Lush pm.

edit - suggestion. Tick for Social Comments and post on your wall/have a friend do that .. see if you receive an email for that event.

Topic: 50k
Posted: 27 Nov 2015 23:38

May I borrow your pimp? I'd like a few more views on my page... but then again... I'm not an attention whore like some. I don't need to belittle others to make myself feel better (and no my dear... I'm not speaking of you either you sexy beast). You, however my dear, are doing an amazingly good job with your numbers. Perhaps I should start a thread like this... but honestly... I'm too lazy and I don't have the time.

I did however... give my profile a "Christmas" theme. Maybe that will bring a few new looks.

Try changing you name to Barbienymphwriter .. see if that works.

I am thinking SimplyKen myself.

Topic: Entry restricted to one room at a time
Posted: 27 Nov 2015 22:55

Instead of restricting the rooms, can you increase the number of entries per room? It's nice to be able to go into multiple rooms and chat with multiple people.

I would suggest 1) the limit of 25 per room was set as a manageable number and anymore than that room performance would deteriorate and 2) they would still become full with members in multiple rooms.

Perhaps you could support the site and buy a membership and then you would not be subject to this restriction? Bronze at $10 a year or better still silver or gold.

Topic: What's Your Current Mood.
Posted: 27 Nov 2015 11:33


*opens a new window to goggle that word*


Topic: 50k
Posted: 27 Nov 2015 11:01

still pimping mine out. flower Regaeman Man My 2 cents

You have a pimp?


He/she promotes your profile to get your viewing number up?


Topic: What's Your Current Mood.
Posted: 27 Nov 2015 10:31

Good .. its Friday .. its 5:30 and its CrackerJack!! (that wont mean a damn thing to most people!)

Really the week done in terms of work and in addition to the weekend I have Monday and Tuesday off too!!

Yay me!

edit - Love the low cut blouse Sheri... yummy :) ... pink suits you.

Topic: Online trolls are literally losers according to study
Posted: 27 Nov 2015 00:33


Rather into classical music these days and I heard this on the radio yesterday. :)

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 26 Nov 2015 23:04

Any possibility of being able to insert a picture in our Private Messages?
And speaking of PM's, could we have spell check? I want recipents to think I am erudite, regardless of the truthe.

I think both of these suggestions are good ones.

I frequently write a pm in Word and spell check there and then copy/paste into the pm; not ideal. And yes having the image options that we have in the forums, rather than just the Upload option, would also be nice :)

Topic: Entry restricted to one room at a time
Posted: 25 Nov 2015 23:57

https://upload.lushstories.com/2100439694-kissing.gif ......awesome great idea.....I LOVE IT thank you thank you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For me? aw shucks .. thanks.

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Please Be Mine Forever

Will you be my... Will you cherish me? Will you be faithful and care for me when I am unwell? Will you be mine forever? For you I will do all of the above Every day you are the smile on my face The bounce in the way that I walk The sparkle in my eyes The reason that I breathe When we are together I am in a dream I stare into your eyes and I just see affection I hold...

Added 09 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 626 | 22 Comments

Audio Story Perhaps It Was A Dream

Gazing towards the sky and inevitable darkness, the sun finally goes down. I am now alone and pondering on the day that now draws to a close. Was I perhaps dreaming or was it for real? Will I see her again or was it just a time of wild behaviour for her; just a fling with someone that she felt could satisfy her immediate sexual desires? She looked at me across the room with that look that...

Added 24 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 8,889 | 17 Comments

Looking for love again

Love was once in his life But sadly it did not last Its water under the bridge And very much in the past Too long now without The loneliness and sorrow Time to move on Find Cupid’s golden arrow Love will not knock on your door Make an effort and seek it you must Find that someone special Above all a person you can trust For sure it will not be easy You need to...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 1,119 | 21 Comments

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