About simplyjohn


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Nr Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
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24 Apr 2017 16:28
I should have some but I dont .
Favorite Books:
Sad to admit I very rarely pick up a book these days.
Favorite Authors:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
I like action movies like the 007's, Lethal Weapons, Matrix triology is great, Die Hards etc. etc.

And I really like these CSI programmes on the TV and in particular NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.
Favorite Music:
Anything from classical to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.


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Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 11:51

I get like 75 a day....


Pfffffffffftttttttttttttttt... is that all.
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Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 22 Apr 2017 23:49

It would be nice if there was an option to turn off when people add your stories to their queue's.

Thanks for considering.


Do you get one or two of those a month then?

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Topic: midnight feast (or snack)
Posted: 19 Apr 2017 22:57

Chunky KitKat <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Topic: Do you like to masturbate?
Posted: 18 Apr 2017 23:27

Well yes... once may be twice a year if I am super horny.

Opsey... techniques... right hand with a box of tissues close by.

Topic: Awesome Award 4/17/17: HeraTeleia
Posted: 18 Apr 2017 12:12

I am absolutely delighted for you Jennifer. So well deserved.

Topic: Have you ever had a three way?
Posted: 17 Apr 2017 11:41

Assuming we are talking plumbing .. yes its called a tee... allows you to connect three pipes of various sizes.

Topic: Moderator of the Month, for March
Posted: 17 Apr 2017 11:23

Well done *you*.

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Topic: The best sexual advice you'd give a younger you.
Posted: 15 Apr 2017 23:14

Try and keep it up for longer... 30 seconds doesnt impress the ladies.

Topic: Block doesn't work
Posted: 15 Apr 2017 05:11

I have a little problem with the block feature. I have one person on my block list because I really don't like what he usually posts. But people can change, so today I decided to unblock him, to see if his ways had improved. Sadly, they haven't, so I decided to block him again, by entering his name in the required field. That's where my little problem started.

My blocked list screen still shows the message "You have not blocked any members". Immediately beneath it the avatar and name of the member I (re)blocked. And upon returning to the forum I discovered, that I can still see the guy's posts, in spite of my block. I think there must be a glitch in the system.

Edit: Don't know if it's relevant but:
- I didn't close the screen between the unblock and block actions
- I'm using Opera 44.0 under Ubuntu 16.04 LTS, 64-bit

I believe some changes only take effect a) when you logoff and logon back in and/or b) after a period of time if such changes appear to have been made instantly when in fact such changes are 'batched' and processed 'later'. I suggest you give it 24 hours and see if the block has taken effect.

Please report back here :).

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 15 Apr 2017 01:04

well you have option of moving mail to folder to save it, how about allowing us to move chat to a folder. When in the mood I sometimes do like to go back and re read some of the hot chats I have had

If those 'chats' are online/private ones they are saved by default for 7 days here:


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Please Be Mine Forever

Will you be my... Will you cherish me? Will you be faithful and care for me when I am unwell? Will you be mine forever? For you I will do all of the above Every day you are the smile on my face The bounce in the way that I walk The sparkle in my eyes The reason that I breathe When we are together I am in a dream I stare into your eyes and I just see affection I hold...

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Gazing towards the sky and inevitable darkness, the sun finally goes down. I am now alone and pondering on the day that now draws to a close. Was I perhaps dreaming or was it for real? Will I see her again or was it just a time of wild behaviour for her; just a fling with someone that she felt could satisfy her immediate sexual desires? She looked at me across the room with that look that...

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Love was once in his life But sadly it did not last Its water under the bridge And very much in the past Too long now without The loneliness and sorrow Time to move on Find Cupid’s golden arrow Love will not knock on your door Make an effort and seek it you must Find that someone special Above all a person you can trust For sure it will not be easy You need to...

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