About simplyjohn


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Nr Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
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19 Jan 2017 05:20
I should have some but I dont .
Favorite Books:
Sad to admit I very rarely pick up a book these days.
Favorite Authors:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
I like action movies like the 007's, Lethal Weapons, Matrix triology is great, Die Hards etc. etc.

And I really like these CSI programmes on the TV and in particular NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.
Favorite Music:
Anything from classical to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.


Date Joined:
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Topic: I AM
Posted: 18 Jan 2017 09:37

I am waiting for SJ to arrive and drink all my coffee... he only loves me for my coffee :p

Not true... Free coffee and free food.

Topic: Help for a friend please
Posted: 16 Jan 2017 23:26

He can't remember the email he signed up with or his log in password. Can someone help with that please?


Ask him to use the Contact Us form please with as much pertinent information as possible.


Topic: Relationship Status
Posted: 15 Jan 2017 23:22

If this question has already been asked, please point me in the right direction and I will scoot along.

Let's say that person A and person B are in relationship and their status here reflects that. Later on they break up and person A removes person B as the person they are in a relationship with. It reflects on person A's profile but person B still shows that they are in a relationship with person A.

Are y'all still with me? I hope this is not confusing.

Why does it not reflect on both profiles when person A removed person B as their relationship mate? It is a bit annoying that it shows that person A is not involved with anyone but person B still shows they are involved with person A. Person A removed the status and person B is being a bit stubborn and will not update their status.

Why can it not be a "one click does it all" option?

Perhaps you should post this here:


Topic: Premium membership wth
Posted: 15 Jan 2017 23:15

Hi when did you have to be a premium member to do anything. I can't send messages or open chat Windows now without being a premium member.

Please see this thread:


Topic: Dick Size
Posted: 15 Jan 2017 00:57

I would estimate the biggest guy I was ever with was close to 8 inches. Could not use it worth a damn! OK, I would offer that it was perhaps his age, we were in hs but he "talked" a good game. He figured I should come just by him putting it in. He would always cum in less than 30 seconds. My husband is perhaps 6 to 6 1/2 and gets the job done about 95% of the time. Given we are mid-60's that is doing pretty good work, don't you think?

I am working hard for that target in 2017.

Topic: Sexless marriage
Posted: 15 Jan 2017 00:41

My question exactly. The OP sounds more like a solicitation for offers than a solicitation for advice, but perhaps that's just me making that inference.

Oh I simply asked that question since if I had received a response of 'looking for offers' I would have said me too!

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Topic: Site down for maintenance - from 4pm PST Friday 13th
Posted: 12 Jan 2017 00:33


Topic: Surgery or not?
Posted: 09 Jan 2017 23:35

Bit late now. Could have done with a few more inches when I was younger to stop the 'Have you started' questions.

Topic: latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted: 09 Jan 2017 23:33

Only just watched the latest 007... Spectre. Not one of the best in my opinion but still enjoyable.

Topic: hmmm
Posted: 09 Jan 2017 23:28

why does it still show i am in chat room even after i have left. some people get upset that i don't reply even though i am not really in the room.

This happens when a member does not exit the room cleanly. It typically happens when there is a 'Lost Connection' and the member gets thrown out. After a period of inactivity the entry should be removed.

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Please Be Mine Forever

Will you be my... Will you cherish me? Will you be faithful and care for me when I am unwell? Will you be mine forever? For you I will do all of the above Every day you are the smile on my face The bounce in the way that I walk The sparkle in my eyes The reason that I breathe When we are together I am in a dream I stare into your eyes and I just see affection I hold...

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Audio Story Perhaps It Was A Dream

Gazing towards the sky and inevitable darkness, the sun finally goes down. I am now alone and pondering on the day that now draws to a close. Was I perhaps dreaming or was it for real? Will I see her again or was it just a time of wild behaviour for her; just a fling with someone that she felt could satisfy her immediate sexual desires? She looked at me across the room with that look that...

Added 24 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 9,900 | 17 Comments

Looking for love again

Love was once in his life But sadly it did not last Its water under the bridge And very much in the past Too long now without The loneliness and sorrow Time to move on Find Cupid’s golden arrow Love will not knock on your door Make an effort and seek it you must Find that someone special Above all a person you can trust For sure it will not be easy You need to...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 1,418 | 24 Comments

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