About simplyjohn


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Nr Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
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18 Feb 2018 05:32
I have recently gone back to coarse fishing and intend to make more time to pursue that interest.
Favorite Books:
Sad to admit I very rarely pick up a book these days.
Favorite Authors:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
I like action movies like the 007's, Lethal Weapons, Matrix triology is great, Die Hards etc. etc.

And I really like these CSI programmes on the TV and in particular NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.
Favorite Music:
Anything from classical to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.


Date Joined:
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Topic: Another day, another glitch
Posted: 16 Feb 2018 08:55

I do know that Gav is aware of this one.


Topic: Kiss/fuck/pass threads.
Posted: 15 Feb 2018 23:10

Kiss certainly. :)

Topic: Comments on friends profile
Posted: 14 Feb 2018 09:20

I have searched and haven't found the answer on how to add comments to a friends profile. I saw the FAQ that saws there is a box at the end of the comments but I don't see it on any of my friends profiles.

Any advice?

As above you do have to hold a paid membership to have that functionality.

Topic: What's your favourite cookie?
Posted: 11 Feb 2018 09:58

I like anything with cheese or tastes like cheese and so I will say chocolate hob knobs.

Topic: What have you learned from porn?
Posted: 11 Feb 2018 05:44

Fifteen second erections aren't normal.

Topic: What Personality Type Are You?
Posted: 11 Feb 2018 00:06

I dont care what some silly test says... I just know I am one cool dude.

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Topic: Word for the day
Posted: 10 Feb 2018 22:45


Topic: Middle Finger Pix
Posted: 08 Feb 2018 23:37

Its been posted before I know but this does make me laugh. :)


Topic: Error message on log in
Posted: 06 Feb 2018 12:14

I have no idea when you lasted logged in, prior to your post now, and whether you are aware of the recent challenges. Could you please look at these threads and hopefully your issue will be resolved as a result of some of the recommended actions.




Thanks. :)

Topic: What's for dinner tonight?
Posted: 05 Feb 2018 23:01

I plan to have a steak tonight even though its not a Friday.

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Please Be Mine Forever

Will you be my... Will you cherish me? Will you be faithful and care for me when I am unwell? Will you be mine forever? For you I will do all of the above Every day you are the smile on my face The bounce in the way that I walk The sparkle in my eyes The reason that I breathe When we are together I am in a dream I stare into your eyes and I just see affection I hold...

Added 09 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Views 1,239 | 22 Comments

Audio Story Perhaps It Was A Dream

Gazing towards the sky and inevitable darkness, the sun finally goes down. I am now alone and pondering on the day that now draws to a close. Was I perhaps dreaming or was it for real? Will I see her again or was it just a time of wild behaviour for her; just a fling with someone that she felt could satisfy her immediate sexual desires? She looked at me across the room with that look that...

Added 24 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Views 10,638 | 17 Comments

Looking for love again

Love was once in his life But sadly it did not last Its water under the bridge And very much in the past Too long now without The loneliness and sorrow Time to move on Find Cupid’s golden arrow Love will not knock on your door Make an effort and seek it you must Find that someone special Above all a person you can trust For sure it will not be easy You need to...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems | Views 1,694 | 23 Comments

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