About simplyjohn

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Nr Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
I should have some but I dont .
Favorite Books:
Sad to admit I very rarely pick up a book these days.
Favorite Authors:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
I like action movies like the 007's, Lethal Weapons, Matrix triology is great, Die Hards etc. etc.

And I really like these CSI programmes on the TV and in particular NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.
Favorite Music:
Anything from classical to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.
Date Joined:
24 Nov 2011
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Topic: anyone in the next 5 mins want to role play?
Posted: 23 Oct 2016 10:33

Hang on .. its not a chick! .. *runs away and hides*

Topic: anyone in the next 5 mins want to role play?
Posted: 23 Oct 2016 10:32

Knickers! .. I always miss these opportunities .. sad face.

Topic: Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted: 23 Oct 2016 03:06

Let's go to McDonalds

She might like a nice tasty piece of meat between a bun with relish on!

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Topic: Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted: 23 Oct 2016 01:39

My mom will drive

Is she hot? Perhaps you should stay in.

Sorry couldnt resist that :).

Topic: Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted: 23 Oct 2016 00:34

No time for make-up?

Boots sell effective deodorant.

Lets go dutch please.

Diet coke I assume?

You still get spots?

Its no wonder I havent dated for so long.

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Topic: glitch
Posted: 23 Oct 2016 00:01

I wrote to help (Gav) a couple of weeks ago saying that on most occasions when i log in and then go to a chat room, it either doesn't load at all or takes 3+ minutes to load each of the boxes (running chat, user list, and chat text entry). Equally, if it does load then it will very often freeze, and a page refresh will then 2-3 minutes to take affect. I have a MacBook Pro and so have changed from Safari to Chrome, but with no effect, and i have run CCleaner to help clear the caches. Can you help? Thanks.

Just a few ideas here:

Firstly I googled 'MacBook Pro running slow and freezes' and there are quite alot of sites/forums that appear to give advice on that problem.

Do you experience the same problem using other sites that are very 'interactive' .. you could try another chat site just to see what happens.

Try Internet Explorer or Firefox?

I am not familiar with CCleaner but does that clear down temporary internet files/history etc.?

Hopefully someone using a MacBook Pro will see your post and 'chip in'.

Topic: Happy Birthday Kiera
Posted: 22 Oct 2016 01:52

Rachel was born in America and supports Arsenal so what's your point?? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">

Thanks again everyone...from Greece :) This place is beautiful and I have only seen it in the dark so far.

Remember they dont have proper football teams in America.

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Topic: Happy Birthday Kiera
Posted: 21 Oct 2016 03:14

She is quite clearly saying you support Spurs.

Thanks again everyone, this was great and I had a great birthday. My new Lush claim to fame is going to be that I got Verbal to use an actual emoji lol

Dont forget where I was born so if anything I should support Liverpool :).

Topic: I AM
Posted: 21 Oct 2016 00:58

I am off to Greece today :D Weather looks marvelous.....we are so excited.

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous .. have a super time and bring me back a stick of rock please and a 'Kiss Me Quick' hat :).

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Stories Published By simplyjohn
Please Be Mine Forever

Will you be my... Will you cherish me? Will you be faithful and care for me when I am unwell? Will you be mine forever? For you I will do all of the above Every day you are the smile on my face The bounce in the way that I walk The sparkle in my eyes The reason that I breathe When we are together I am in a dream I stare into your eyes and I just see affection I hold...

Added 09 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 820 | 21 Comments

Audio Story Perhaps It Was A Dream

Gazing towards the sky and inevitable darkness, the sun finally goes down. I am now alone and pondering on the day that now draws to a close. Was I perhaps dreaming or was it for real? Will I see her again or was it just a time of wild behaviour for her; just a fling with someone that she felt could satisfy her immediate sexual desires? She looked at me across the room with that look that...

Added 24 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 9,707 | 17 Comments

Looking for love again

Love was once in his life But sadly it did not last Its water under the bridge And very much in the past Too long now without The loneliness and sorrow Time to move on Find Cupid’s golden arrow Love will not knock on your door Make an effort and seek it you must Find that someone special Above all a person you can trust For sure it will not be easy You need to...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 1,345 | 24 Comments

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I see you have the new shower installed

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