About simplyjohn


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Young, extremely fit since I work out every day, I only eat very healthy foods, dont drink alcohol or smoke. CEO of a major blue chip company with homes in several European locations. Fast cars, two yachts etc. If you like a man full of bs thats me :).

Noooooooooooooooo really just me... hence the name :).

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Nr Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
Local Time:
24 May 2017 20:56
I should have some but I dont .
Favorite Books:
Sad to admit I very rarely pick up a book these days.
Favorite Authors:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
I like action movies like the 007's, Lethal Weapons, Matrix triology is great, Die Hards etc. etc.

And I really like these CSI programmes on the TV and in particular NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.
Favorite Music:
Anything from classical to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.


Date Joined:
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Topic: Describing Cyber Sex
Posted: 24 May 2017 02:43

Start with 'how r u' followed by 'wanna pvt' and thereafter loads of 'Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh's' and 'Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh's' and finally 'OMG I hav cum'. The end.

Topic: R. I. P Roger Moore
Posted: 23 May 2017 23:37

Am I the only one who's never seen him in anything?

Whilst he was probably best known for the 007 films he was in heaps of others many action films such as Wild Geese and The Sea Wolves; possibly not your 'cup of tea'. Gold was good too with Susannah York.

I still remember watching him in The Saint as Simon Templar.

What a shame. RIP.

Topic: What does your username mean?
Posted: 23 May 2017 11:12

That I am a complex individual never to be understood by anyone and my name is Engelbert.

Topic: Daily message limit
Posted: 23 May 2017 03:20

Is this a new thing for non paying Lushies? I just got stopped
From sending a DM as "reached my daily limit". Boo.

Ignore my previous post which you will see on your timeline.

I am checking this and will respond here when I have a reply :).

Topic: Have you ever had sex in the rain?
Posted: 22 May 2017 13:05

So the usual question of Are you wet ... bit silly really. Me ... nope.

Topic: Have You Ever Masturbated To A Picture Of Yourself?
Posted: 22 May 2017 02:27

Had nightmares yes ... masturbated no.

Topic: Does anyone use the blog feature on Lush?
Posted: 22 May 2017 00:50

Yes but not so much as I used to. Unlike the social media sites I actually dont think people here look at the blogs on a regular basis and if they have set 'Friends List Lite' they wont see it anyway.

Topic: Sea Lion Attacks!
Posted: 22 May 2017 00:47

Crikey... I didnt expect that!

Topic: Why do you come to Lush...?
Posted: 22 May 2017 00:15

Second home :)

Topic: The best sexual advice you'd give a younger you.
Posted: 22 May 2017 00:11

Dont focus on sex... focus on love.

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Please Be Mine Forever

Will you be my... Will you cherish me? Will you be faithful and care for me when I am unwell? Will you be mine forever? For you I will do all of the above Every day you are the smile on my face The bounce in the way that I walk The sparkle in my eyes The reason that I breathe When we are together I am in a dream I stare into your eyes and I just see affection I hold...

Added 09 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,032 | 21 Comments

Audio Story Perhaps It Was A Dream

Gazing towards the sky and inevitable darkness, the sun finally goes down. I am now alone and pondering on the day that now draws to a close. Was I perhaps dreaming or was it for real? Will I see her again or was it just a time of wild behaviour for her; just a fling with someone that she felt could satisfy her immediate sexual desires? She looked at me across the room with that look that...

Added 24 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Views 10,150 | 18 Comments

Looking for love again

Love was once in his life But sadly it did not last Its water under the bridge And very much in the past Too long now without The loneliness and sorrow Time to move on Find Cupid’s golden arrow Love will not knock on your door Make an effort and seek it you must Find that someone special Above all a person you can trust For sure it will not be easy You need to...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems | Views 1,535 | 23 Comments

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Posted: 17 May 2017 17:07
, yessssssssssssss...enjoy your vacation, beautifull place your staying at, well deserved, , do they give u breakfast? smooches

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You really shouldn't be bringing anymore attention to those horrible knees...

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huggs have a happy xx

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Have a great week...

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Hope you're having a great weekend.

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