About simplyjohn

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Moderator and member.

Thats me in the avatar but thats not my bedroom... mine is always tidy!

Young, extremely fit since I work out every day, I only eat very healthy foods, dont drink alcohol or smoke. CEO of a major blue chip company with homes in several European locations. Fast cars, two yachts etc. If you like a man full of bs thats me :).

Noooooooooooooooo really just me... hence the name :).

Name:
John
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Taurus
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Nr Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
Local Time:
20 Aug 2017 09:41
Interests:
I should have some but I dont .
Favorite Books:
Sad to admit I very rarely pick up a book these days.
Favorite Authors:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
I like action movies like the 007's, Lethal Weapons, Matrix triology is great, Die Hards etc. etc.

And I really like these CSI programmes on the TV and in particular NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.
Favorite Music:
Anything from classical to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.

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Topic: uploaded videos not working
Posted: 17 Aug 2017 12:04

It work ok for me. I just uploaded a BJ vid. I can watch it. I'd be interested to know if others can watch it too.

Bon Jovi?

Topic: uploaded videos not working
Posted: 18 Jul 2017 22:52

There have been quite a few reports of this problem. In all cases its been linked to the operating system and/or browser. Please ensure both of the aforementioned are up to date. Failing that please try another browser. I use the latest version of Windows and Google Chrome and do not have any problems playing videos.

Topic: private message
Posted: 11 Jul 2017 11:11



Has your username always been like that or did it used to have an underscore?

I could have sworn... <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_scratch.gif" alt="scratch">

I wonder if you are thinking of Simply_Sweet. There are others I think now that also are of the form Simply_xyz. See I have started a trend.


<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bs.gif" alt="bs">

Anyway I have a nice pair of firm boobies for a male... yes?

Topic: private message
Posted: 10 Jul 2017 13:00



The old one will be back. :)

You may have noticed that quite a few moderators are now sporting avatars which show a lovely pair of boobies (ignore Simply_John's...). We pick a theme every now and then for a bit of fun. This week it is 'titties' in honour of our world motorboating champion mod, Dani.

I make an effort to take an up to date selfie and thats your response. Shame on you.

And... are you going to change my name to put an underscore in?

Topic: who is that one person on lush, you think about, while masturbating ?
Posted: 09 Jul 2017 22:39



awww skunky, thinking about a free steak dinner isn't the same as thinking of a person but seems to work for you<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">


https://upload.lushstories.com/1722732566-would-you-like-your-steak-prepared-medium-with-a-little-pink-in-the-middle-55647.jpg

And you said you could keep a secret.

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angry7.gif" alt="angry7">

Topic: Pineapples on Pizza!!
Posted: 09 Jul 2017 05:35



You are just asking for trouble aren't you? Of course everyone knows you meant Deep Pan. I prefer the Thin and crispy. I find the DP too filling.

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">



Nope... Double Pepperoni silly!

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angry7.gif" alt="angry7">

After thought... just think about what you said (as bolded)... tmi lmao!

Topic: what are you drinking?
Posted: 09 Jul 2017 00:37

Ha! Tea also..although i lasted an extra 30 mins

You lasted an extra 30 minutes... we are talking tea here I assume. I was up at 5:50am.

Now on orange juice. Its a breakfast one... sharper than the standard OJ.

Topic: Pineapples on Pizza!!
Posted: 08 Jul 2017 23:49

Its fine. Usually the one with pineapple comes with ham as I recall and they go well together. Now anchovies... yums.

The DP is actually my favourite.

Topic: who is that one person on lush, you think about, while masturbating ?
Posted: 08 Jul 2017 23:47

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/jerkit.gif" alt="jerkit"> .... secret... not telling. Nope.

Topic: How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted: 08 Jul 2017 23:44

Nah... I just look at the avatar hoping to see a good bust (lol... ^^^^^).

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Please Be Mine Forever

Will you be my... Will you cherish me? Will you be faithful and care for me when I am unwell? Will you be mine forever? For you I will do all of the above Every day you are the smile on my face The bounce in the way that I walk The sparkle in my eyes The reason that I breathe When we are together I am in a dream I stare into your eyes and I just see affection I hold...

Added 09 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,075 | 21 Comments

Audio Story Perhaps It Was A Dream

Gazing towards the sky and inevitable darkness, the sun finally goes down. I am now alone and pondering on the day that now draws to a close. Was I perhaps dreaming or was it for real? Will I see her again or was it just a time of wild behaviour for her; just a fling with someone that she felt could satisfy her immediate sexual desires? She looked at me across the room with that look that...

Added 24 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Views 10,337 | 17 Comments

Looking for love again

Love was once in his life But sadly it did not last Its water under the bridge And very much in the past Too long now without The loneliness and sorrow Time to move on Find Cupid’s golden arrow Love will not knock on your door Make an effort and seek it you must Find that someone special Above all a person you can trust For sure it will not be easy You need to...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems | Views 1,592 | 23 Comments

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Strangerlyd
Posted: 02 Jul 2017 22:10



Snap, just like that and half of the year is gone, Happy July and have a great one!!!

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Posted: 09 Jun 2017 07:41
, happy week end, enjoy

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Posted: 17 May 2017 17:07
, yessssssssssssss...enjoy your vacation, beautifull place your staying at, well deserved, , do they give u breakfast? smooches

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Posted: 13 May 2017 08:05
You really shouldn't be bringing anymore attention to those horrible knees...

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Posted: 12 Apr 2017 23:25

Have a lovely Easter weekend...
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Posted: 20 Mar 2017 05:17



Have a great week...
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