Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic Timeline - notifications of quotes on forum posts.
Posted 03 Sep 2015 11:05

It's because you are special.Liar

It will not give the thread title as a link for mod threads that you comment in.

I knew that really!!!! I wanted to see if anyone was awake here.

omg Embarassed Embarassed *feels like a newbie and goes bright red and and .. oh well whatever*

Brick wall Brick wall

Topic Timeline - notifications of quotes on forum posts.
Posted 03 Sep 2015 10:31

I may be going nuts but didnt the timeline say XYZ has quoted you on the forum topic blah blah and blah?. Now it doesnt state the forum thread name (well actually I think its a dot).


Topic Death of a Motherboard
Posted 02 Sep 2015 23:40

Lucky you ... I think most people would agree that was the most user friendly version to date. :)

Topic Who is YOUR favorite author on Lush?
Posted 01 Sep 2015 23:59

i did a member search for "Me" and it came up blank. you sure that's the right name? dontknow

Why dont you give writing a go? Surely you can knock up a love poem or something... you have been here long enough.

I would be more than happy to proofread and edit it for you before you submit it for verification.

Just let me know ... as an established author here I wish to encourage newbies.

Topic Moderator of the Month for August, with $100 to spend at
Posted 01 Sep 2015 11:23

Well done Jen Big Hugs

Pour Wine Pour Wine

cheerleader cheerleader

dancenude dancenude

Topic Death of a Motherboard
Posted 31 Aug 2015 23:36

Just curious ... did that new one come with Windows 10 or 8?

Topic Would you let your wife or gf have sex with another man if she demands or asks?
Posted 31 Aug 2015 10:40

Well I suppose so if there is beer in the fridge and dinner on the table ... pudding had better not be late thats all!

Topic Eggs - in the fridge or no?
Posted 29 Aug 2015 10:50

My understanding is that there is no definitive answer to this... I watched one of these cooking programmes a while back and they have callers and one who asked your question. One chef said fridge the other said not.

edit - apparently there is a right way up too!

Topic How to get out of paying a parking fine
Posted 28 Aug 2015 10:49

This is also too funny and I hope relevant.

Topic Cant get comments on ppls pics
Posted 26 Aug 2015 11:13

There has been a site software update (database I believe) in the last 24 hours and this has resulted in some minor 'challenges'. Bear with us please the challenges are being addressed... thanks :).

Topic Friends activity
Posted 25 Aug 2015 23:38

Someone reported an old blog as current also.

Topic A note to Moderators
Posted 25 Aug 2015 10:51

I'd like to just add for those of us who are not moderators, that we can't see "Post Reply" or "New Topic" but if you log off and resign in, you're able to. Just so a bunch of people don't freak out! :)

All because someone wiped out all the biscuits... sighs.

Topic Would you meet up with a girl from this site?
Posted 23 Aug 2015 22:51

I doubt it .. not unless they needed some practical help and I felt I could assist, e.g. her car needed a tow to a garage for repairs.

Topic If you got £1/$1 every time you masturbated, what could you buy?
Posted 23 Aug 2015 10:41

erm ... let me work that out ..

A large steak and chips with all the trimmings cost about £8 to buy and eat at home so...

A damn good tug once a month = £1... eight months later = £8... yay!

Good job I dont rely on masturbating to pay for my fav dinner I think!.

Topic How do I make a story banner?
Posted 23 Aug 2015 08:20

You do:

edit - hang on ... do you mean story banner or forum signature ... your post suggests forum signature? *confused* ... your post has that banner in it!

Topic seeking editor
Posted 23 Aug 2015 07:16

the editing nazis are looking for something more than a story that gets the message across. it actually needs to be readable. i'd take SJ up on his offer.

Two be fiar I aint sure I cud do much beter tbh .. butt if she dont find noone beter I will di my best and av a go like!

Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted 23 Aug 2015 04:30

posty - the person that delivers the mail!

Topic seeking editor
Posted 23 Aug 2015 01:03

so 1 guy has helped me get 2 of my stories published but 2 have been rejected 5 times each the editing nazi's are way too strict and looks like i need somebody to edit for me this is ridiculous i write from memory and I'm not trying to be shakespeare or stephen king no offense but if the message gets across F the grammar perfection i can't i just can't i re read the edits and other then a slight mistake a editor can fix its fine :( very sad i really thought i could air my mind out on this site

If you wish I will take a look at one of the two stories that have been rejected five times. If you wish to take up my offer then mail me the story and the five reject mails/notes from the story moderators.

Topic What is your ideal sexual partner?
Posted 23 Aug 2015 00:56

I actually have no idea ... how sad is that.

Topic Things you should not say on a 1st date...
Posted 22 Aug 2015 12:37

I just love sex but I only have a small one and I will be knackered after 2 minutes.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 22 Aug 2015 00:21

Nice bottom .. done a few reasonably good stories ... has a few friends here and a couple of followers.

Topic Describe the first time you had an orgasm, either on your own or with someone else
Posted 21 Aug 2015 10:00

Oh I must have a go at this!!

Well I was in my twenties and I felt this strange sensation in my panties ... I removed my wallet but the sensation was still apparent.

I looked down and it was simply *huge* .. sadly my gf at the time then removed the curling tongs .. looking closer now I realised I had an erection. I placed my hand onto myself .. soon established that wasnt necessary and just took myself between my thumb and index finger and started pulling myself up and down and up and down ... I think the result doesnt need stating but now its a pleasure I enjoy every day of my life.

Topic Unwatch a topic
Posted 19 Aug 2015 13:22

Suggest you try Watch and then Unwatch .. if that doesnt work then use this link to submit the issue to Admin:

Topic Which story would you recommend from Lush?
Posted 19 Aug 2015 11:16

I am insulted you think i would lower myself for a measly 10 bucks...I charged her 50 :-"

Thats my KK ... get the cash in GBP ££ and you can pay for the Harvester!! yay 16oz fillet steak for me!!

Topic Which story would you recommend from Lush?
Posted 19 Aug 2015 10:53

Kiera you're very sweet. Thank you for the shout out...xo

Big Hugs

I assume you have posted her a cheque for what $10 or more?

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 19 Aug 2015 10:40

Checks to see SJ is not looking??? :-"

Pizza Embarassed

Hi M Big Hugs

Oh ... well fine I will cancel the bowling then if you will all be in A&E .. in advance get well soon.

Topic Unwatch a topic
Posted 19 Aug 2015 08:07

In the header of the thread name and to the far right you will see Options and View .. click Options and you will see Unwatch This Topic. You will get a confirmation box to confirm that action.

Topic Haters Gonna Hate & Make You Smile
Posted 18 Aug 2015 10:31

Nobody ever listens to me. dontknow

Makes sense to me .. can you blame them?

lol .. hugs :)