Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic How do I do a custom forum rank?
Posted 24 May 2015 10:24

Can we change John's to Stinky? he's too shy to ask, but i know it would mean the world to him. angel7

lol ... why do you hate me so? what have I ever done to you? .. actually I have pondered on that more than once but its not very sexy is it .. Sexy Stinker maybe?


Topic How do I do a custom forum rank?
Posted 24 May 2015 05:05


Topic How do I do a custom forum rank?
Posted 24 May 2015 02:22

It's tied in to the forum software we are running currently, which means only myself and Gav can add ranks, and make changes. It's a cumbersome process.

Custom ranks are given as a perk to "Gold Members" only as a result, hence why we don't have it as an easy setting for everyone to be able to change.

Shame ...

Topic How do I do a custom forum rank?
Posted 24 May 2015 00:51

All done icon_smile

We should make this clearer, and / or an easier way for them to be created.

Thank you for supporting the site lucky_dragonfly Hugs

Perhaps an 'Edit Forum Rank' under profile Settings/Privacy? ... never understood why thats an admin request .. waste of your time I would think :).

Topic How often do you cum on Lush?
Posted 24 May 2015 00:08

I visit the site every day .. its a significant part of my social life ... I assume the question was spelt incorrectly!

Topic How do you feel when you are called a "Slut"
Posted 23 May 2015 09:32

Doesnt bother me ..

Topic Lush V2 Bug List
Posted 22 May 2015 11:06

This is still happening and has never been resolved. Tried logging on through Chrome (my standard) and IE, but its the same.

However, I am having a new issue, and I've seen this in a couple of other peoples video galleries as well. When I copy and paste a YouTube URL, this is what gets posted instead the video "". Happens whether I am on my laptop or phone.

In respect of the latter point:

Topic Sexy heels
Posted 21 May 2015 12:07

Topic Make a new friend, with the avatar above you
Posted 21 May 2015 11:38

argh!!!! its you!! *runs away screaming*

Topic Word for the day
Posted 20 May 2015 12:15


Topic Do you enjoy naughty chat?
Posted 20 May 2015 12:10

I am absolutely fine with it until they start talking about drinks and meals and stuff .. like take me out and spend your hard earned cash on me .. sorry but that for me is just too much/too far.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 20 May 2015 10:18

Baked beans and gravy? Ewwwwww and mint sauce too?

I'd rather eat my own pizza :-"

You must have a 'thing' for A&E ... however they dont keep people in very long with food poisoning ...

Me tonight ... Steak and chips etc. Yes I know its not Friday but its been a rough week so far so its like comfort food to me and a treat :)

Saturday I am having the same at KPC's ... and dessert I believe Embarassed.

Topic Have you ever seen a porno movie from start to finish in one sitting?
Posted 19 May 2015 23:18

Yep ... Fireman Sam .. series 3 episode 7 .... hot hot hot!!

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 19 May 2015 00:31

She pays my travel costs (return!) and treats me to a 5* dinner ... fine.

Topic Flash Erotica Story
Posted 18 May 2015 22:38

You probably just need to become more experienced with the story submission process .. once you have written a few stories/poems it will all become clear.

Topic Phone sex
Posted 18 May 2015 12:03

I do if you cannot be with your lover..why not listen to them seduce you over the phone

Plus hands free is so much better than sexting! More toy options!

Hang on .. dont you need one hand to hold the phone even though its cordless? dontknow

Done this once .. very enjoyable indeed.

edit - oh she called so she paid the call cost .. a bonus lol.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 18 May 2015 10:25

Roast lamb (previously cooked and thus cold), mashed potato, baked beans, beef gravy and mint sauce; yummy.

Topic Car
Posted 18 May 2015 10:03

Well played, Sir! But... did you witness this firsthand?

I believe there is a name for people who a) allow others to watch and b) those who watch .... but in simple terms the answer to your question is *NO*!

Topic Slutty or Classy?
Posted 17 May 2015 23:21

I will go with all three after 5 minutes and I fail in the order of classy, middle and slut. Might cost me three halves of lager but if I score it will be worth it.

Topic Car
Posted 17 May 2015 12:39

Billy used this one .. I would wager on it.

Topic Car
Posted 17 May 2015 08:33

Lol ... this thread is in the Sexy Pics/Videos .. really!

Topic Car
Posted 17 May 2015 07:38

Topic Posting appreciation threads.
Posted 17 May 2015 03:41

I note you have a thread in the BDSM Lifestyle forum:

How about tagging onto that? Since that thread was all about you wanting to find a Master or Mistress it makes sense that you can now update that thread as above. Just a thought .. I do have a few. :)

Topic Best tips when giving a guy head?
Posted 16 May 2015 04:31

Beer head (also head) is the frothy foam on top of beer which is produced by bubbles of gas, typically carbon dioxide, rising to the surface. The elements that produce the head are wort protein, yeast and hop residue. The carbon dioxide that forms the bubbles in the head is produced during fermentation. The carbonation can occur before or after bottling the beer. If the beer continues fermenting in the bottle, then it naturally carbonates and the head is formed upon opening and/or pouring the beer. If the beer is pasteurized or filtered then the beer must be force carbonated using pressurized gas.

The density and longevity of the head will be determined by the type of malt and adjunct from which the beer was fermented. Different mash schedules and cereal sources influence head retention. In general, wheat tends to produce larger and longer-lasting heads than barley.

There are lots of websites giving good advice on how to produce the perfect head .. just google ... hope that helps :).

Topic Lizard Squad needs to "F" off and get a life.
Posted 16 May 2015 02:14


Topic what's the biggest cock that you have ever encountered? (indicate the size)
Posted 16 May 2015 00:56

Thank goodness its the quality and not the quantity that counts ... Embarassed ... *smiles*

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 14 May 2015 09:48

Tea but champagne a bit later .. my youngest son is taking me out for dinner .. thats a first!

Topic Where would you prefer to cum? Boobs? Face? Pussy? Etc..
Posted 13 May 2015 13:44

I agree with ^^^^^^^ but that will take some time .. we are talking teaspoon here Embarassed

Topic If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted 12 May 2015 23:30

Oh ... I have to post? ... ok ... well ... waves hello to everyone.