Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic Guys, which of the following 4 types of chicks have you had sex with
Posted 06 Oct 2015 11:50

Is that the list? jeez I could add at least another 40-50 categories to that and say *yes* to them all!

Topic Show Dem Tiddies for Breast Cancer Research. WIN GOLD MEMBERSHIP.
Posted 06 Oct 2015 03:19

ummm, what do you mean, nothing's there? That's where we store our hearts.

Oh, congratulations on finally coming out, btw.....

Embarassed ... has she finally admitted .. I mean come out of the toilet .. owned up ... but her profile orientation still ... oh never mind.

Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted 06 Oct 2015 03:14

Paizogony .. yes please!!

Topic Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted 06 Oct 2015 02:42


Topic Moderator of the Month for September
Posted 06 Oct 2015 02:27

Well done to you :)

cheerleader cheerleader

Pour Wine Pour Wine

occasion9 occasion9

Topic What female features do you look for?
Posted 05 Oct 2015 23:36

In addition to the eyes and lips a smile ... that says a lot about the persons character/personality I believe.

Topic Cybering..
Posted 05 Oct 2015 12:01

Sometimes its fun but as for those detailed and long drawn out ones .. they are not for me .. and time is money .. the wham bam ones all done in less than 2 minutes suit me best.

And yes I am a hopeless romantic.

Topic Show Dem Tiddies for Breast Cancer Research. WIN GOLD MEMBERSHIP.
Posted 05 Oct 2015 10:36

I hope you dont mind Lisa but as you said earlier this thread is attracting a huge audience .. a massive 4000 views in just 5 days .. I thought that was worth mentioning :).

Topic Midday Naps: Beneficial or Detrimental?
Posted 05 Oct 2015 08:05

I used to do this at weekends around lunch time but invariably I woke up feeling terribly groggy and worse for the experience so I gave it up years ago.

Topic Wanna see some TIDDIES & Win Gold?
Posted 05 Oct 2015 07:48

Would this thread be best locked now otherwise people may post here and not the thread in Ask the Gals. ?

Topic Abstinence
Posted 05 Oct 2015 04:53

I only ever did ABSTINENCE once!

It was at (actually after...) a dinner party with my then GF and her friend, Sinead. My friend Paul had just come back from Prague and had bought me a bottle of the wormwood-flavoured hallucinogenic licquer... Liquid ACID, basically... We all ended up in the sack and...

xx SF

Nicola: "That's ABSINTHE you fucking idiot."

Me: "What's ABSTINENCE?"

Nicola: "..."

omfg ... you do make me hoot with *most* of your posts.

and I had to google absinthe.

Topic Abstinence
Posted 05 Oct 2015 03:02

I will very likely get 'hammered' for this but to draw an analogy .. perhaps its like giving up smoking or alcohol in the sense that its 'hard' in the early days but as with many things with time that struggle/desire/want fades to the point that you accept it albeit perhaps reluctantly.

Never mind I have 2 of the 3 left. :)

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 04 Oct 2015 09:57

I want to see the new 007 and Star Wars .. both are due for release December I think.

Topic Activity feed.
Posted 04 Oct 2015 08:45

Yes, my activity is about 2 days old it appears to me. I really want to know what is going on with my friends!!

Perhaps they all deleted you and thus there has been no activity!! lol .. joking.

Topic Show Dem Tiddies for Breast Cancer Research. WIN GOLD MEMBERSHIP.
Posted 04 Oct 2015 05:00

Here's a nice pair! (and you never know.....)

You may have to declare the truth if you want to be entered into the competition for the gold *smiles*.

Topic Show Dem Tiddies for Breast Cancer Research. WIN GOLD MEMBERSHIP.
Posted 04 Oct 2015 04:59

Well shit. I gave mine away for free.

OK. Who wants to see SPRITE'S TIDDIES? All you have to do is donate to the BCRF.

Let me check my piggy bank for loose change ... lmao.

Topic Timeline showing friends activity
Posted 04 Oct 2015 04:50

I think we are both reporting the same thing albeit my timeline is working now but perhaps I have lost the last 30 hours or so.

Topic Show Dem Tiddies for Breast Cancer Research. WIN GOLD MEMBERSHIP.
Posted 04 Oct 2015 01:21

*Removed by moderator*


Really it was an awful picture and looking at the other male members who have posted their moobs I am so embarrassed!! Embarassed.

Remove me from the OP list please Lisa... thanks. :).

Topic Show Dem Tiddies for Breast Cancer Research. WIN GOLD MEMBERSHIP.
Posted 04 Oct 2015 00:57

Thanks John. BCRF thanks you. I'm sorry but you can't go into the draw either because I've seen your real boobs and those right there you just posted are better. Just sayin Big Hugs

Well so far John, Anon and I are up for a grand total of AU$8 each. occasion9

Embarassed .. Lisa look crop the lower half off that explicit picture of me that I sent you and just post the top half .. I dont have a problem with that.

And how you can say that is beyond me .. my chest is firm .. muscular .. hairy and and .. well a lot like that picture you posted above really!!



Topic Show Dem Tiddies for Breast Cancer Research. WIN GOLD MEMBERSHIP.
Posted 03 Oct 2015 23:53

This pic speaks for itself however I'd ask that if anyone has another place they can repost this, it would help breast cancer awareness. If it saves one life, it's worth it. Please post it over and over wherever you can.

Feel free to post your titties here.
Lisa xx


Due to a lack of posting in this thread, would it make a difference if I said I will donate $1 to BCRF for every person who posts their tiddies, AND they would go into a draw for a gold membership?

HOWEVER there will only be a draw if we have at least 50 entries. (Yeah I thought it sounded a lot too but look at how many members there are on lush.) the draw will be on November 1 EST. Multiple pictures will still only be counted as one entry for the draw. Those who have already posted will go into the draw. If the winner has a current membership, this membership will be added to your existing one and will give you an extra year on top of what you already have.

This competition is open to both Men and Women over the age of 18 years old.

You may gift your gold to someone else.

The prize membership is not redeemable for anything other than a Lush Gold Membership.

I will be picking the winner via names in a hat. I can't be bothered with keeping track of numbers. The skunk is better at this than me but also smellier.

I'll keep a list of entries on the OP.

Thank you for supporting Breast Cancer Research.

A very generous lushie, who wishes to remain anonymous, has pledged to match my donation at the end of the competion. Thank you ANON. Big Hugs

Bethany Frasier
Billy Broadband.


I also will match your donation Lisa in GBP terms.

Topic Show Dem Tiddies for Breast Cancer Research. WIN GOLD MEMBERSHIP.
Posted 03 Oct 2015 23:31

Well I have to say Lisa I am 1) Impressed with your breasts 2) More impressed that you have shared them for such a good cause and 3) Give you credit for creating this thread.

I see Sprite's posts .. I can say as a moderator that I havent even seen her ankles never mind anything else!! (I am however not a Story Moderator).

Topic Activity feed.
Posted 03 Oct 2015 23:13

Well mine is the same as it was circa 24 hours ago.

Anyone else have this problem?

Topic Away and Black boxes
Posted 03 Oct 2015 22:41

I always thought that if you are set to Away (Unavailable to chat) you will not receive black boxes and indeed when I have sent some members a black box I have got their Away message back.

So that is effectively a Do Not Disturb option.


Topic When you get yourself off . . .
Posted 03 Oct 2015 10:49

I always use an item of clothing thats already in the wash bin .. no damn point using something clean just more to wash!! Jeez common sense to me.

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 03 Oct 2015 00:28

Its 8:30am .. you guess .. and no its not Fosters lager!

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 27 Sep 2015 23:23

There should be a badge for having the most badges. flower


Topic Your Favourite Sex Act
Posted 27 Sep 2015 10:45

Jumping off the wardrobe only to swing from the ceiling light, with the bed below on which she lays naked, then falling down onto her holding my cock with precision aim.

After surgery the consultant at the hospital told me I cant do this anymore after my last attempt Embarassed.

Topic Favorite Pizza?
Posted 27 Sep 2015 10:26

Mine too :p I will cook one for you binky angel7

Ahem. I think I have said this before. If you cook the pizza that means a trip to A&E/ER and I just cant afford the time off work but thanks for the offer.