Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic Name a theme song for the avatar above yours.
Posted 29 Mar 2015 00:44

Hound dog .. Elvis.

lol mine could be challenging (ke)

Topic Do you girls like face sitting?
Posted 29 Mar 2015 00:37

I always get a good giggle if i fart while the guys face is trapped between my thighs, so yeah, love it. :)

Thats just awful!!!

I looked at this thread thinking Face Sitting was another name for FB .. really I did. Embarassed

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Mar 2015 00:08




I'll drop him if ya want kk.

I am thinking thats a threat T ...

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 28 Mar 2015 12:34

lol ok

1000

Yay the men win (as always) .. now shooo lol.

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 28 Mar 2015 11:01

70

dontknow

Topic Guys: ever bought your woman a vibrator? How did she like it?
Posted 28 Mar 2015 10:59

I did yes but I told her she had to pay the ongoing costs, i.e. the batteries, out of her personal monthly allowance. As I recall that was noted in the divorce proceedings.

Topic Your username is the answer, what is the question?
Posted 28 Mar 2015 10:33

Who's favourite dinner is steak and chips .. hes the sexiest on Lush and in addition hes intelligent, witty, fit, slim, charming, well endowed (John! .. yes? ... I think you are taking this a bit far .. ok good point .. which bits do you think people will assume are untrue? ... you want me to be honest? .. yes please .. all of it apart from the bit about steak and chips .. oh ok Embarassed )

Topic Would you ever date a little person? (Not just a bucket list fuck) why or why not?
Posted 28 Mar 2015 06:51

She deleted .. thats such a shame ... :(.

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 28 Mar 2015 06:46

Its like you are daring me ... just remember I know where you live .. and no I dont want to stay for dinner ..


http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z235/jesselatour/burntpizza.jpg

Topic Whats in your mug?
Posted 28 Mar 2015 06:40

Tea I made 5 minutes ago .. damn that anchovy pizza was salty :(.

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 28 Mar 2015 06:25

spank spank spank spank spank spank spank

Careful KK ...

a1089 a1089

Topic Would you ever date a little person? (Not just a bucket list fuck) why or why not?
Posted 28 Mar 2015 01:39

Yes .. I hope you dont have a complex about your stature.

Topic I AM
Posted 28 Mar 2015 01:26



I am thinking you should concentrate on not dropping things in the first place Mr nimble fingers. May i suggest a firmer grip?? coffee

I am thinking you should come over for tea and biscuits KK and 'drop' things for me!! Embarassed

Topic I AM
Posted 28 Mar 2015 01:25

I am so pleased its the weekend .. its been a tough week .. but then arent they all :( ... :).

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 28 Mar 2015 01:03

*shakes head* ... omg.

Topic I AM
Posted 27 Mar 2015 12:10

I am thinking you are thinking hotdogs again T?

Topic Lush marriage above or below
Posted 26 Mar 2015 00:25

Hugs above .. I think a Lush marriage would be rather forward/premature Embarassed.

Topic I AM
Posted 26 Mar 2015 00:22

I am tired, stressed and somewhat fed up/bewildered .. oh I am in need of an intense orgasm too.

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 26 Mar 2015 00:20

omg .... KK ... just look what you have done!!!

69.

Topic The little things that turn you on...
Posted 25 Mar 2015 13:41

Her buying steak at the butchers .. frozen french style thin chips from the freezer cabinet in Tesco. Oh wait and breaded onion rings too!.

Topic Do you lie about your height?
Posted 25 Mar 2015 13:35

I am curious as to what prompted the OP. I can understand why some people do but personally no I never have .. 5ft 11in here. With CFM heels (I learnt what CFM means 2 days ago and here) .. 6ft 10in.

Topic The random thread
Posted 25 Mar 2015 12:38

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ok thats just great .. really made me laugh thank you :)

Topic What's the first thing that comes into your mind when you see my tits
Posted 15 Mar 2015 05:27

Oh super .. somewhere to hang my coat and scarf.

Topic any opinions about the ideal length of time for a single sex session ?
Posted 15 Mar 2015 01:25

2 minutes .. 10 to include a cup of tea afterwards.

Topic Would you sell yourself?
Posted 15 Mar 2015 01:01

omg yes ... however I cant get any sex for free so why people would pay me I have no idea .. I am cheap however (sell sell sell) .. steak and chips is fine or say £1 an hour? .. John .. yes .. you couldnt last an hour! .. oh good point ... charge pro rata maybe? .. well yes .. whats 2 minutes at £1 an hour? ... erm about 3 pence I think .. omg I cant buy anything with 3p!! *sighs*

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 14 Mar 2015 23:50

is there a right way to fill them out .. people can ask


Right way? .. I dont think so .. its up to you what you put and I would suggest just saying 'Ask' is better than nothing :).

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 14 Mar 2015 13:46

oh for goodness sake .. dream on the lot of you .. this is sooooooooooooooo my spot ... perhaps this thread would suit some of you ..

https://lushstories.com.paf.last one is the most scary.

Embarassed

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 14 Mar 2015 12:48



at least i filled mine out, right? :D

You did .. well done .. Big Hugs ... the bit about being Royal however I do struggle with Embarassed ... however I am sure you are .. *bows* .. *ouch* *my poor back!*

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 14 Mar 2015 12:38

i look to see if i like before i even chat...
then chat in room if not sure


I assume you look hoping to find out some information about that person .. that being the case .. may I ask why your profile is effectively blank?

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 14 Mar 2015 11:42

Nah ... waste of time .. its all BS anyway .. just look at the one above for example.

Embarassed