Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic What's the worst reason you had sex with someone ?
Posted 25 Sep 2017 12:34

Deep fat fryer was not up to temperature for the chips and I had yet to turn the grill on for the steak.

Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 25 Sep 2017 12:29

Woah... I got very lucky twice today! {}

Topic 3 Things About Yourself
Posted 25 Sep 2017 12:24

I went fishing again today and only caught a dozen or so roach but I lost a big one! (line broke)
Its been sunny here today so its been a good day and I am very happy :)
For dinner I had boneless salmon fillets, mash and a creamy parsley and lemon sauce (made from scratch of course... nose grows).

Topic What Time is it for you and what do you usually do around that time
Posted 25 Sep 2017 02:13

10:12am and I would usually be at work but yay I am on holiday!

Waiting for the sun to shine then off again down the lake to catch me some dinner :).

Topic Would you let yourself be tied up during sex?
Posted 25 Sep 2017 01:48

No... that would make me anxious.

Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 25 Sep 2017 00:21

My lucky day!

Make it a long one please :).

Topic 3 Things About Yourself
Posted 24 Sep 2017 13:38

I am on holiday now until Friday morning.
I spent 7 hours coarse fishing today.
I had bangers, mash and baked beans for dinner.

Posted 22 Sep 2017 11:10

I do hope you have a super day Rachel.





Topic Problem editing
Posted 21 Sep 2017 23:34

Every time I try to edit my stories the text bounces all over the page. Need help!!

That sounds like a problem with your pointer/mouse. I have experienced that when using a wireless mouse and either the battery is close to flat or the surface I am using for the mouse is not suitable and its very difficult to control.

Topic Anyone have a life-motto?
Posted 21 Sep 2017 10:45

I do... one needs to have a few laughs every day.

Topic no notification sounds on firefox
Posted 20 Sep 2017 22:25

re installed firefox. seems to have sorted it :)

Good news. :)

Topic Men 50 And Over...
Posted 17 Sep 2017 01:55

I don't have a problem getting it up... it's keeping it up for more than about 15 seconds that's a challenge (without props).

Topic Who needs a hug?
Posted 17 Sep 2017 01:53

Lots and even lots please.

Topic no notification sounds on firefox
Posted 17 Sep 2017 01:45

Are you absolutely sure your settings are correct? and 'Sounds'.

We must have a few thousand members using that browser and from what I can see nobody else has reported this issue.

Assuming your settings are correct perhaps check that you have the latest version of Firefox, re-install it or use another browser.

Topic Moderator of the Month, for August
Posted 07 Sep 2017 23:40

Great choice... congratulations Liz.

Topic The economic climate is challenging - retailers have to diversify.
Posted 20 Aug 2017 04:38

I found this amusing. A beauty/skincare salon near one of the pharmacies I deliver for.

I went in and asked for more details and a price list... I was asked to leave and never return.

Damn... sideways again!

Topic uploaded videos not working
Posted 17 Aug 2017 12:04

It work ok for me. I just uploaded a BJ vid. I can watch it. I'd be interested to know if others can watch it too.

Bon Jovi?

Topic uploaded videos not working
Posted 18 Jul 2017 22:52

There have been quite a few reports of this problem. In all cases its been linked to the operating system and/or browser. Please ensure both of the aforementioned are up to date. Failing that please try another browser. I use the latest version of Windows and Google Chrome and do not have any problems playing videos.

Topic private message
Posted 11 Jul 2017 11:11

Has your username always been like that or did it used to have an underscore?

I could have sworn... scratch

I wonder if you are thinking of Simply_Sweet. There are others I think now that also are of the form Simply_xyz. See I have started a trend.


Anyway I have a nice pair of firm boobies for a male... yes?

Topic private message
Posted 10 Jul 2017 13:00

The old one will be back. :)

You may have noticed that quite a few moderators are now sporting avatars which show a lovely pair of boobies (ignore Simply_John's...). We pick a theme every now and then for a bit of fun. This week it is 'titties' in honour of our world motorboating champion mod, Dani.

I make an effort to take an up to date selfie and thats your response. Shame on you.

And... are you going to change my name to put an underscore in?

Topic who is that one person on lush, you think about, while masturbating ?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 22:39

awww skunky, thinking about a free steak dinner isn't the same as thinking of a person but seems to work for youevil4

And you said you could keep a secret.


Topic Pineapples on Pizza!!
Posted 09 Jul 2017 05:35

You are just asking for trouble aren't you? Of course everyone knows you meant Deep Pan. I prefer the Thin and crispy. I find the DP too filling.


Nope... Double Pepperoni silly!


After thought... just think about what you said (as bolded)... tmi lmao!

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 09 Jul 2017 00:37

Ha! Tea also..although i lasted an extra 30 mins

You lasted an extra 30 minutes... we are talking tea here I assume. I was up at 5:50am.

Now on orange juice. Its a breakfast one... sharper than the standard OJ.

Topic Pineapples on Pizza!!
Posted 08 Jul 2017 23:49

Its fine. Usually the one with pineapple comes with ham as I recall and they go well together. Now anchovies... yums.

The DP is actually my favourite.

Topic who is that one person on lush, you think about, while masturbating ?
Posted 08 Jul 2017 23:47

jerkit .... secret... not telling. Nope.

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 08 Jul 2017 23:44

Nah... I just look at the avatar hoping to see a good bust (lol... ^^^^^).

Topic Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted 08 Jul 2017 23:42

I have never experienced this. I imagine it to be hot, in reasonable quantities, but if its like a Karcher pressure washer no thanks.

Topic Types of tea
Posted 08 Jul 2017 23:38

Tesco's own brand. Comes in a box of 240 perforated bags. Need 2 or 3 every morning in order to feel human and ready for the days challenges.

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 08 Jul 2017 23:34

At 7:30am on a Sunday... tea of course.

Topic Do you ever feel a bit harrassed or annoyed at some people on lush?
Posted 08 Jul 2017 23:22

No, of course not. *falls over laughing*

My thought exactly!