Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 04 Jul 2015 10:13

your loss ... huge loss!!!

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 04 Jul 2015 10:02

maybe ...

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 04 Jul 2015 09:56

This is so mine ... look at my latest pics in my image gallery .. sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot ... help me win the Attention Whore competition and take a look ... ;)

Topic Would you take off your underwear, if your other half asked you to; while wearing a skirt or dress,
Posted 04 Jul 2015 07:43

I would yes however it would have to be a Friday or Saturday evening since thats the only time I wear a skirt or dress. Embarassed

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 04 Jul 2015 06:37




Orgasms are Priceless though , are they not ? whats a few bucks for some petrol?

Look just show me where SJ lives and i'll siphon it from his car for you. Late at night when he's sleeping . evil4

Erm ... my car is diesel :(.

Topic VOTE FOR THE SEXIEST GUY ON LUSH
Posted 03 Jul 2015 22:28

Yes but unless you say its simplyjohn its moot point really.

He gets my vote too!! Embarassed

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 03 Jul 2015 12:25

A tin of lager.

Topic What's the one word that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted 03 Jul 2015 10:29

Bikini ... damn it too slow again .. that was for Nerdy.

Um ... naked.

Topic Do you like to be solicited for casual sex by strangers in bars?
Posted 02 Jul 2015 23:15



In theory, or Lush fantasy this sounds sexy. In reality, in my experience this has been about some drunk bloke working his way down the bar, asking every woman in sight (including 2 or 3 of my friends) before me. Not flattering or to be taken seriously.

Crisps and lemonade are actually quite tempting.... ;)

ok you buy the crisps .. I will buy the lemonade Big Hugs

Topic NEW questions concerning the Membership options
Posted 02 Jul 2015 22:41

As a free member is there a limit on the uploads to the image gallery and perhaps albums please? If so what is that limit please?

(member question that I said I would find out the answer too).

Thanks.

Being addressed here ...

https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst44522_Trials-Membership-Expiring-Soon.aspx

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 02 Jul 2015 13:36

Super avatar and lots of friends in just 2 months.

Topic The Winner of our Attention Whore Competition for June is...
Posted 02 Jul 2015 12:04



Seriously congrats Arlene

I hope you had as much fun as M and I did competeing for it? It was hilarious

Thank you Nicola for the comp I dont think I have laughed so much in my life as I have this last week helping M..I really look forward to the next one.

BTW I am still stunned SJ didn't win where did he come? I could have sworn he nailed it after his nekkid bed jumping vid :-"

Congrats to Annie too on coming 3rd.



It didnt do well .. apparently my moobs were swinging but nothing else .. I was out of the blue pill at the time I recorded that video I admit ..

Topic Do you like to be solicited for casual sex by strangers in bars?
Posted 02 Jul 2015 12:00



buying tesco's lemonade and out of date crisps isn't the way to a girls heart, or other parts of her anatomy John.


You see thats my point ... if what she wants is expensive drinks and a slap up meal then clearly she isnt my type ... :) ... I am more for the low maintenance type of gal ..

Topic Do you like to be solicited for casual sex by strangers in bars?
Posted 01 Jul 2015 23:57

Not so much. I've had guys send me over drinks, and I've had guys straight up hit on me...never once have I even been tempted to give any of them what they were really after.

you *mean* woman! Embarassed.

Topic Do you like to be solicited for casual sex by strangers in bars?
Posted 01 Jul 2015 23:41

I do this every Friday and Saturday night .. no takers so far .. sobs .. I even offer to buy the crisps and lemonade.

Topic Moderator of the Month for June
Posted 30 Jun 2015 22:59

Well done!

Pour Wine

cheerleader

dancenude

Topic Want to See My 46 Triple E Breasts??
Posted 30 Jun 2015 22:54

If so please click here you wont be disappointed I assure you :-"


https://www.lushstories.com/Mysteria27



Now I know what you use to mop the floors.

Topic Want to See My 46 Triple E Breasts??
Posted 30 Jun 2015 22:51

Thank you Kiera in your effort to get me clicks.

Your the most wonderful friend ever.

Hugs and Kisses,
Xo

Big Hugs

ok I give in .. I clicked .. there see I can be helpful.

Topic Pizza: Settle a disagreement!
Posted 30 Jun 2015 10:41

Burnt works for me, adds to the taste imo.

Thats only cos you always incinerate them!!

Embarassed

The crust is burnt .. thats obvious .. the rest is very likely yummy .. I find if you adhere to the cooking instructions on boxed supermarket pizza's, particularly those with lumps of buffalo mozarella .. its not cooked enough but then damn the crust gets burnt .. dontknow

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 22:21

I am laughing

Me to my daughter

SJ wants to get you pretty earings but he doesnt know where

My Daughter..

Doesn't he realise you get childrens earings at argos?

lol ... did she really say that?

Topic Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2015)
Posted 29 Jun 2015 11:45

No further comment.

Topic Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2015)
Posted 29 Jun 2015 11:23

http://f0.pepst.com/c/892DD2/198664/ssc3/home/052/fanfan.screensavers-2011/albums/audrey_hepburn.gif_480_480_0_64000_0_1_0.gif

Your last post was just 28 minutes ago! Goodness me.

Topic Renewing my membership
Posted 29 Jun 2015 11:15

Is pay pay the only way to pay for a renewal?

Assuming you mean PayPal ... yes.

Topic Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2015)
Posted 29 Jun 2015 11:02



80 of those views were N69 :-"

Just Shhh Shhh please.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 28 Jun 2015 23:22

At the moment if a member creates a chat room they only have control (a shield) in the first room .. they have no shield status in multiple generations of that room. We currently have a picture room thats gone to 2 - 3 .. i.e. a fourth generation. Clearly in addition to no shield status the room owner cant close those rooms either.

Topic Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2015)
Posted 28 Jun 2015 13:04



I asked Gav about error 603 and he said thats attention whore fear because you are so winning cause u got over 35 votes.

Excuse me .. but I am defo in the running .. my profile count has gone up 83 now since June 1 so there!!

Topic Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2015)
Posted 28 Jun 2015 12:54




You are the sweetest of the sweet. Love you doll...

xo

I clicked on your profile .. it said Error 603 - in private session. Cant you multitask?

Embarassed