Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic Have you ever had sex in the rain?
Posted 22 May 2017 13:05

So the usual question of Are you wet ... bit silly really. Me ... nope.

Topic Have You Ever Masturbated To A Picture Of Yourself?
Posted 22 May 2017 02:27

Had nightmares yes ... masturbated no.

Topic Does anyone use the blog feature on Lush?
Posted 22 May 2017 00:50

Yes but not so much as I used to. Unlike the social media sites I actually dont think people here look at the blogs on a regular basis and if they have set 'Friends List Lite' they wont see it anyway.

Topic Sea Lion Attacks!
Posted 22 May 2017 00:47

Crikey... I didnt expect that!

Topic Why do you come to Lush...?
Posted 22 May 2017 00:15

Second home :)

Topic The best sexual advice you'd give a younger you.
Posted 22 May 2017 00:11

Dont focus on sex... focus on love.

Topic What is your favorite fruit
Posted 18 May 2017 10:30

Its very rare and only available in my local Tesco. Its called La (I think its of French origin) Rump Steak. It looks like red meat and not shaped like any fruit I have ever seen before but it is a fruit I assure you.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 17 May 2017 09:59

In lieu of my birthday last week and my eldest son's on Sunday I am taking them and the youngest son's girlfriend for an All you can eat chinese. OMG its so yummy. :)

Topic How often do guys masturbate? (really)
Posted 16 May 2017 22:53

St. Georges Day, my birthday, Christmas Day and February 14th.

Topic Guys would you pay an escort over $250 - $300 to date?
Posted 16 May 2017 00:04

I have been following a vlog about an escort and she is pretty open and she stands firm when it comes to "buying" her time. She has stated she gets paid $2.50 for half an hour, $3.00 for an hour and so much for the night or even a weekend.

Bit steep but yes I would give it a go.

Topic Star Wars - Scottish version.
Posted 14 May 2017 05:49

Made me laugh a lot.

Topic songs you hate.. that everyone else loves
Posted 12 May 2017 23:27

Everything by the Spice Girls.

Topic Ladies what do you think about my dick?
Posted 12 May 2017 23:08

Where is the rest of it?. Are you happy with such a tiddler?

Topic Would you date a garbage man?
Posted 12 May 2017 22:35

idk what YOUR mother is like but if mine took her 'status' amongst friends over my happiness and wellbeing, she would not be a very good mother. If my friend told me she was dating a garbage man, i would 100% from the bottom of my heart say "oh? Is he a nice guy?" Etc. He's got a job. he's making a valuable contribution to society. I literally couldn't care less about whether snooty people might judge me or him. an honest living. Personality is what matters. Should a woman date an abusive alcoholic lawyer just so her (awful) parents can announce his job to everyone who doesn't care? FOR FUCK'S SAKE. MY GOD.

My response would be 'Oh great can he pop over in his truck and take away some rubbish from my garage since the regular refuse collectors wont take it'.


Topic Would you date a garbage man?
Posted 12 May 2017 13:15

A garbage man? Absolutely not! I only date men who spend all day behind their desks, have silky soft hands, use hairspray, and cry when they get papercuts.

You want my telephone number?

Lol... sorry I couldnt resist that :)

Topic Ginger or Mary Ann?
Posted 11 May 2017 23:33

There was no Ginger or Mary Ann in Star Wars that I recall.


Topic Would you date a garbage man?
Posted 11 May 2017 23:18

Surely you mean a Refuse Technician?. I have a manual and what I would call an unskilled job these days but used to be middle management in IT. I wouldnt think very much of anyone who used a persons job as criteria for a date. In fact if thats their 'thinking' I wouldnt want to date her anyway.

Yay to the post above :).

Topic Other than sex, what activities do you do in the nude...
Posted 09 May 2017 23:26

Painting my garden gnomes.

Topic Refrigerator ...
Posted 09 May 2017 23:14

I just have 1 badge on mine... it was there when I bought it... its says Samsung.

Topic Have you fucked or been fucked at Work or on the premise at Work?
Posted 09 May 2017 22:46

lol...poor thing...warmhug

Ya should get yourself work with some fringe benefits I

You mean like free tea or a subsidised canteen?


Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 08 May 2017 23:09

Another microwave meal... I soooooooooooooooo miss my steak and chips!

Topic What's your idea of good foreplay?
Posted 06 May 2017 23:12

Tea and chocolate hobnobs.

Topic Help with gifs please
Posted 06 May 2017 11:04

Thanks John. I'll give it a try in my next chat.


Yes, thanks, John, that works great. Hugs x x

Yay thats good. I have PM'ed my invoice to you for consultancy services. Payment please with 30 days. Thank you.


Topic Help with gifs please
Posted 06 May 2017 04:59


I would like to post gifs from tumblr in my chat window. I have seen several members do this while chatting to me.

I have absolutely no idea how to do it. Where do I get the gif url from on tumblr, then what do I do with it. (I see the menu of options on the gif: Embed, email, Facebook, Reddit etc.)

A simple idiot guide for this dumb blonde would be very much appreciated, please.

Mel. x

If you right click with your pointer over an image you should see 'Copy Image Address' in the list that appears. Take that option. With you pointer in the message box in a chat room right click and select 'Paste'. The URL/image address should appear in the box; send.

The URL should always end in either .jpeg, .jpg, .png or .gif otherwise it wont work.

Try that and let me know how you get on :).

Topic Would you be a porn star?
Posted 02 May 2017 23:09

Sammich for me too please. Bacon with HP brown sauce. Thanks.

Topic What to do when he can't get hard?
Posted 02 May 2017 23:06

Tea and a chunky kitkat.

Topic Chat Room - Tips and Tricks!
Posted 02 May 2017 22:50

I'm trying to find the story of the girl gangbanged on top of car at drive in ?
Omg....soooooo hot
Please help...I can't remember the title

If you have read it before and scored on it, which it sounds like you have, check your Scoring History:

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 01 May 2017 22:39

You are right, I wasn't considering the other side.

How about if chat windows could maintain conversations, like skype. I wonder how demanding that could be for the servers. Maybe just giving the chance to "keep this conversation".

Private chats are retained under the Mail section of your profile by default for 7 days.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 01 May 2017 05:20


There is only one of *you* (thank goodness!) so good call!

Big Hugs

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 01 May 2017 05:18