Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic I'm absolutely rubbish at...
Posted 30 Jul 2016 02:39

Applying Sealant.

Topic Writing a comment on friends' profiles
Posted 29 Jul 2016 23:31


I cannot seem to post a comment on a friend's wall. Is this because I am not a paying member or am I being really dumb and missing where to type it?

Thanks in advance!


FirstBlush is correct. Please see the table in this thread (Write on members' walls):

Please consider supporting the site with a membership. They start for as little as c£6 a year for bronze... thanks :).

Topic My last orgasm was...
Posted 29 Jul 2016 23:22

Haven't you got anything better to do??....Like paint your house Café au know, BEIGE binky

I am not a fan of Café au lait, I went with Jamine for my home decor.

Who's Jamine?


Topic My last orgasm was...
Posted 29 Jul 2016 12:39

So sad but true :(

Try it with batteries in and turn the on/off switch to on silly.


Topic Does anyone know my Gypsgyrly??
Posted 28 Jul 2016 08:29

I stand corrected.

Topic Does anyone know my Gypsgyrly??
Posted 27 Jul 2016 23:34

There doesnt appear to be a member here of that name.

Topic Word for the day
Posted 24 Jul 2016 00:21

Cleaning :(.

Topic Word for the day
Posted 24 Jul 2016 00:20


Topic masturbation leads to impotence in men??
Posted 24 Jul 2016 00:09

WOW! I never knew this, I better warn Simplyjohn binky

I think I am safe being a once a month guy. :).

Topic Who do you think is actually a guy although the profile says female?
Posted 23 Jul 2016 23:43

I'm really a shemale...damn that felt good getting that of my chest...which is fake by the way, the boobs are implants.

I did wonder what that bulge was in your trousers but didnt dare ask.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 23 Jul 2016 12:35

It would be a nicety if when members quote you in the forums the date of the original post was included in the quote.

Topic Do you prefer Red or White wine??
Posted 23 Jul 2016 12:30

Dear John.

You won't get that hangover if you stop at 2 glasses rather than drink your usual 10 Shhh

My preference is scotch.

I do use glassware! .. well ok its a beer tankard .. takes 500ml drunken

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 22 Jul 2016 11:06

Crab claws, oysters, hush puppies & fries.... And banana puddin

You are eating shoes for dinner?

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 21 Jul 2016 12:43

Okay, I am a self proclaimed maybe only I have this problem. I see the list of friends birthdays but it always starts with the next day. Could their name stay "on" the day of their birthday? This would help procrastinators not miss a dear friends birthday. Pretty please🌸

I believe, but I maybe wrong, that the dates for birthdays are specified on your profile well in advance and remain there for the duration of their birthday date bearing in mind that the timestamps here are Sydney times.

Topic blowjob advice
Posted 21 Jul 2016 11:40

Don't ask "where is the rest of it?"

Nice one!! lol

I have been pondering on this *all* day so here is my best advice:

1) Removing ones trousers/shorts and boxers/panties/knickers (whatever) would be helpful (well to the knees anyway)
2) An erection or at least semi-erection is advisable
3) Start moaning before the giver even engages; its a sign of encouragement
4) Have a box of Kleenex Mens tissues to hand just in case the giver isnt a swallower
5) Boil the kettle just before you start so that when its all over (1-2 minutes) you can enjoy a nice cup of tea.

Hope this is helpful.


Topic blowjob advice
Posted 20 Jul 2016 23:46

** .. what advice can there be to give?


Topic Would You Like to Carry on an Intelligent Conversation with the Poster Above You?
Posted 20 Jul 2016 12:33

Well fine but I would really like a bacon sandwich, tea and huge hugs!

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 20 Jul 2016 08:44

Wait, what? Really?

Yes .. if you go to the bottom of your home page and click on Upgrade under your Gold Membership you will now see a Platipus option :).

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 19 Jul 2016 22:38

I see this morning we now have a Platinum membership.

thumbup thumbup

Posted 19 Jul 2016 12:05


Have a super day Sassy.

Topic I AM
Posted 15 Jul 2016 07:34

I am now knackered .. no more heavy work for me today.

The things I do for a coffee with cream x 2.

AND I never got paid for the sugar! director

Topic I AM
Posted 15 Jul 2016 03:33

I am thinking that if SJ had bought my sugar over already I could have loaned him a peg for his nose.

I am hoping SJ showers before he comes over.

I am rofling here and this is why.

The toilet and soil pipe connector all came out really easily but 30 minutes later I needed a wee ... where did I go? you guessed .. opsey need to use the upstairs bathroom!

And you know I only shower on Sundays.

Topic I AM
Posted 15 Jul 2016 02:50

I am just about to remove a toilet and no I dont have a peg for my nose sadly.

Topic What are you looking at - other than your screen!?
Posted 15 Jul 2016 02:16

My cat, Arnie :D

Duh ... the cats name is Chips silly!

Topic I AM
Posted 15 Jul 2016 02:15

I am almost out of sugar...I am waiting for SJ to pop over with some more for me :)

I am thinking I am somebodies slave today .. I have been ordered to deliver groceries to someone I know locally.

Topic Experimenting with the Notifications API
Posted 14 Jul 2016 10:59

Not keen .. I have a Lush tab running but I am elsewhere and I get notifications of online boxes ... I get the noise so I dont need a pop-up in addition.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 13 Jul 2016 23:27

Just so that I'm clear...a member may see 23 members listed as online in the room, yet a non gold member may be prohibited from entering the room based on 2 people being invisible. Correct?

Snap .. I was just wondering if this affects the room limit of 25 plus golds.

Topic chat rooms not showing up
Posted 13 Jul 2016 22:50

I noticed that early today. and I also realized that the members you do not see in the rooms are those of us that log in invisible... nothing to do with those that blocked you or vice-versa....

I hope it is not something permanent... as there are some individuals that i rather keep away from ...

This was implemented as a new feature/improvement a couple of days ago:

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 23:33

I do love the occasions sub forum. A wonderful idea I have already used. Thank you for that.

I have no idea if this has been brought up before. I read back but couldn't make it through this whole thread. I am usually invisible but if I enter a chat room anyone can see that I am in there. I like being invisible but once someone sees I am in a chat room my inbox fills up and block boxes pile up rapidly. Is there someway to make yourself invisible while in a chat room. I know I can make myself invisible to someone in the actual chat room by blocking them. I don't want to be invisible to people in the room just to those outside of it. It would be a useful feature but I have no idea if it is even possible.

Thanks for all the hard work you all do behind the scenes and for listening.

The negative effect of this, if I may, is that possibly your friends, who would normally see you in the list of people in a room and enter to chat specifically with you, will no longer know you are there.

How about setting yourself to Away (unavailable to chat) and Invisible to stop the black boxes.

Topic Can a profile be too long?
Posted 10 Jul 2016 23:09

That's what she said!

Pound it bro 👊🏼

Someones been gossiping.