Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic how to post pic's in the chat rooms
Posted 26 Apr 2015 11:17


Do we need a third person to ratify this?


Topic I have a heavy equipment operators license. Is that sexy?
Posted 26 Apr 2015 09:58

Coarse fishing SJ? Does that mean you swear while you cast a line? No a Tesco clubcard is not sexy but you may have other attributes !xx

You mean a Sainsbury's Reward card? ... yes yes yes .. I have that too .. omg that makes me triple sexy .. yay!!

Topic how to post pic's in the chat rooms
Posted 26 Apr 2015 09:54

Find an image on the internet that you wish to post. The image must have an extension of (end with) .jpeg, .jpg, .gif or .png.

Depending on which browser you use you need to effectively copy and paste the image url into either the chat room message box or the Add a comment box on a friends wall/page and send.

Give it a go and report back please :).

Topic I have a heavy equipment operators license. Is that sexy?
Posted 26 Apr 2015 07:31

wtf ... I have a UK coarse fishing rod licence .. does that make me sexy?

Perhaps even a Tesco Clubcard is sexy too? Embarassed

Topic Husband likes to watch me with other men. How far is too far?
Posted 26 Apr 2015 00:07

I would suggest you are going to have to experiment/take things further in order to establish your boundaries ... how else will you know if not to try more.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 25 Apr 2015 09:33

Actually I need some new ones .. the message that I am young, sexy, fit, charming, witty, have a huge one, intelligent and well just any ladies dream simply isnt getting across. Dont choke on your food/drink please.

Dani has a supply of nice avatars too .. its just the 'Rank' thats a lil worrying Embarassed.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 25 Apr 2015 09:05

Well I tried to look at her profile and this awful sound came over my laptop speaker so I shut the page down!!!

so ... erm ... nice avatar .. change the light bulb however .. thats too dim.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 25 Apr 2015 08:16

She has a full and detailed biography that means you immediately feel like you know her.

Topic New member to the site, and what I think so far
Posted 25 Apr 2015 03:55

Unfortunately it was the same for me almost three years ago. I got hit with about 20 private chat requests within the first minute. I left straight away and I never went back into one for a year and a half. A couple of times I went into a friend's chat room which was a lot better but I still rarely go there.

Emma, there are some settings for chat that you can change such as "block whispers from people who are not your friends". Hide vids or pics in a chat room if you are struggling to keep up with conversation. Perhaps later make your own chat room and invite who you want to or leave it open and you could boot someone out for whatever reason.

pft ... I bet you didnt get any private chat requests and thats why you left!!


Topic boobs in a bath
Posted 25 Apr 2015 02:58

Moobs here .. mine float .. in fact when I go on the river on a boat they dont make me wear a life jacket (1).

Topic New member to the site, and what I think so far
Posted 25 Apr 2015 02:40

I suggest checking out the stories and having fun in the Forum. I don't do chat, so I don't know much about that.

lol dont put my customers off!!

Seriously yes its challenging at first but I think most the ladies rather get used to it or sadly they dont use the rooms. You can via your profile settings block private chat requests and block whispers from all but friends. Then you have the full block for people who persist and you would rather not interact with.

Look out for the moderators if you need help .. I am told they have a broom to the side of their name lol .. avoid the skunk however at all costs (ke).

Topic Your favourite sandwich
Posted 23 Apr 2015 10:44

Being a red meat fan .. a rare roast beef salad sandwich with either mayo or horseradish sauce .. wait I also like smoked salmon and cream cheese .. then there is the duck salad one with hoi sin sauce .. omg I cant decide on just one!.

Topic how can someone you blocked still follow you?
Posted 23 Apr 2015 08:39

Is it possible for someone else to log into her account and do it?

Or not?

I would suggest the answer to that is no however its not relevant if he can simply 'Follow' again.

Topic The little things that please you
Posted 23 Apr 2015 08:07

A please ... A thank you .. steak and chips ... a cold beer on a hot summers day .. making someone smile .. the sunshine .. the lodger paying me her rent money .. thats just off the top of my head!

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 22 Apr 2015 09:58

Ok everyone .. you have had your fun and illusions ... this is *mine*.


Topic "Cyclone cuts off electricity to Lush's coding genius"
Posted 22 Apr 2015 08:15

I think something like that would really scare me .. anyway take care.

In the UK we talk about and moan about the weather like no other subject. We can have a relatively good summer and still come October everyone is saying ' another bloody awful summer .. forecasters never get it right .. I only remember 2 days above 20C .. blah blah' .. quite often now I retort 'Hey .. at least we dont get the nasty awful and life threatening weather systems that other countries and continents get!'.

Topic Girls, what color panties are you wearing today?
Posted 21 Apr 2015 23:09

G ... light pink ... its Wednesday.

Topic The Most Depressing Thread Ever: Laundry!
Posted 20 Apr 2015 12:14

To the OP ... I think the solution is simple .. get a wife or female partner .. show her the washing machine, laundry basket and iron/ironing board .. problem sorted.


Topic People being in multiple chatrooms
Posted 20 Apr 2015 10:22

Good ideas.

I find it difficult to concentrate on the goings on in one chat room, let alone multiple rooms. With that in mind, should we restrict it so members can only be in one room at a time?

Two things if I may:

Firstly the limit of 25 members in a room (possibly more with gold members and moderators). This was set some time ago and thus could this be reviewed?. The hardware and software capacity that the site now has must have changed dramatically since that limit was set.

Secondly perhaps this could be polled?. I must say however in my experience only a relatively small number of regular chat rooms users look at this forum or indeed any of the forums.

edit .. oh I love the idea of only being able to moderate 1 room .. gimme gimme sum of dat plz! (reminds me of a record)

Topic Best tips when giving a guy head?
Posted 19 Apr 2015 00:26

My suggestion is to make him his favorite sandwich, turn the TV to his favorite sport, sit him in a nice comfortable chair, bring him the sandwich along with an ice cold beer. Then get on your knees in front of him and give him the blow job of his life while he enjoys the sandwich and watches TV. Make sure to lick his balls, deep throat him, stroke and suck him and if you're feeling extra generous give him a rusty trombone. Let him finish all over your face and tell him how awesome he is.

He'll never forget it!

lol ... change the sandwich to steak and chips and the TV channel to NCIS and I am up for that too!

Topic What are you best at ?
Posted 18 Apr 2015 23:25

I had to goggggle that last word!

Topic Weird question.
Posted 18 Apr 2015 12:16

Its been said .. there are people who like to give and receive ... there are people who are primarily givers or receivers .. I dont have a problem stating that I prefer to give and thats reflected on a day to day basis in my lifestyle/work and not just sex.

Topic Is anyone horny right now?
Posted 18 Apr 2015 10:59

Horny no .. hungry yes.

Topic Have you ever been cat fisting
Posted 18 Apr 2015 10:29

Do you mean fishing?

Topic how can someone you blocked still follow you?
Posted 18 Apr 2015 07:36

Assuming this is correct, i.e. someone you have blocked can still follow you, or perhaps the follow was done prior to the block and it remains thereafter, it doesnt constitute 'interacting' with you or knowing when you are on the site which is what the block feature is there for ... so ....

Topic Error trying to post
Posted 17 Apr 2015 11:45

I'm having hard time posting on my wall

Sometimes these things happen when the site is under an extreme load. If its still happening could you please be more specific about the problem .. what error message do you get?

Topic What's your favorite cookie?
Posted 16 Apr 2015 12:32

Ainsley Harriott does nice food .. for chinese I like Ken Nom.

Topic Who is your favorite Avenger?
Posted 13 Apr 2015 11:00

Absolutely, without question.

Goodness me .. we agree on something (ke).

Topic People being in multiple chatrooms
Posted 13 Apr 2015 10:25

25 is a decent compromise figure - if you increased it any more women would get swamped with whispers .

On other chat sites, users are booted if they don't interact for a certain period (10 minutes or so) maybe that would be an alternative, or maybe set up a queueing system so you just have to wait until someone drops out.

Hey hey!! You are assuming the men dont get swamped with whispers .. how very sexiest lol.

Actually there is a routine that scans the room for members that have been inactive for 20 minutes (maybe 30 not sure) and they are removed from the room.