Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic anyone in the next 5 mins want to role play?
Posted 23 Oct 2016 10:33

Hang on .. its not a chick! .. *runs away and hides*

Topic anyone in the next 5 mins want to role play?
Posted 23 Oct 2016 10:32

Knickers! .. I always miss these opportunities .. sad face.

Topic Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted 23 Oct 2016 03:06

Let's go to McDonalds

She might like a nice tasty piece of meat between a bun with relish on!


Topic Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted 23 Oct 2016 01:39

My mom will drive

Is she hot? Perhaps you should stay in.

Sorry couldnt resist that :).

Topic Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
Posted 23 Oct 2016 00:34

No time for make-up?

Boots sell effective deodorant.

Lets go dutch please.

Diet coke I assume?

You still get spots?

Its no wonder I havent dated for so long.


Topic glitch
Posted 23 Oct 2016 00:01

I wrote to help (Gav) a couple of weeks ago saying that on most occasions when i log in and then go to a chat room, it either doesn't load at all or takes 3+ minutes to load each of the boxes (running chat, user list, and chat text entry). Equally, if it does load then it will very often freeze, and a page refresh will then 2-3 minutes to take affect. I have a MacBook Pro and so have changed from Safari to Chrome, but with no effect, and i have run CCleaner to help clear the caches. Can you help? Thanks.

Just a few ideas here:

Firstly I googled 'MacBook Pro running slow and freezes' and there are quite alot of sites/forums that appear to give advice on that problem.

Do you experience the same problem using other sites that are very 'interactive' .. you could try another chat site just to see what happens.

Try Internet Explorer or Firefox?

I am not familiar with CCleaner but does that clear down temporary internet files/history etc.?

Hopefully someone using a MacBook Pro will see your post and 'chip in'.

Topic Happy Birthday Kiera
Posted 22 Oct 2016 01:52

Rachel was born in America and supports Arsenal so what's your point?? coffee

Thanks again everyone...from Greece :) This place is beautiful and I have only seen it in the dark so far.

Remember they dont have proper football teams in America.


Topic Happy Birthday Kiera
Posted 21 Oct 2016 03:14

She is quite clearly saying you support Spurs.

Thanks again everyone, this was great and I had a great birthday. My new Lush claim to fame is going to be that I got Verbal to use an actual emoji lol

Dont forget where I was born so if anything I should support Liverpool :).

Topic I AM
Posted 21 Oct 2016 00:58

I am off to Greece today :D Weather looks marvelous.....we are so excited.

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous .. have a super time and bring me back a stick of rock please and a 'Kiss Me Quick' hat :).

Topic How often do guys masturbate? (really)
Posted 21 Oct 2016 00:01

First Sunday of each month at 10am sharp.

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 20 Oct 2016 12:10

Nah .. coffee with cream, free meals yes :).

Topic Pictures, why when I upload a picture does it upload side ways? It is straight in my photos.
Posted 20 Oct 2016 10:37

If you tilt your head 90 degrees to the left or right as appropriate it looks straight.

Problem solved. You are welcome.

Topic Do women really like pictures of cocks on Lush?
Posted 20 Oct 2016 10:23


I've never seen a tasteful cock selfie, and in fact just this morning I saw something I can never unseeangry7


You said ... that .. well .. it was the big**** .. oh never mind.


Topic Happy Birthday Kiera
Posted 19 Oct 2016 23:58

You Totenhammer! violent3


Topic Word for the day
Posted 19 Oct 2016 10:27


Topic Happy Birthday Kiera
Posted 19 Oct 2016 08:52

Kiera turns 30 today, or tomorrow, or whatever - i still don't get english time. anyways, she's one of my favorite people here, so everyone, take time to wish her a happy birthday! :)

You creep!!

Topic Announcing our Fetish Stories Competition
Posted 17 Oct 2016 10:52

That would probably come under 'Food Play'.

You gonna write a story about how you like to tenderize your meat?

Now that made me laugh which after the day I have had was most welcome. Thanks Liz :).

Topic Announcing our Fetish Stories Competition
Posted 16 Oct 2016 23:55

here's a list of fetishes from to help get the creative juices going. i've removed a couple that would probably not get past the house rules, lol. there might be some i've missed - i hold my hand up and openly say there are some in there i would need to google as i haven't a clue what they are!

Steak and chips isnt in that list. Just saying.

Topic If you could vote for someone in lush to become president
Posted 16 Oct 2016 23:50

I will vote for Sprite and Leo as VP. No .. wait .. the other way around.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 16 Oct 2016 23:24

You spelled vag. wrong...angry7

Dont get food and sex mixed up young lady. Anyway in the end I had steak, fries, onion rings and peppercorn sauce (I have that meal now and then).

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 16 Oct 2016 06:56

It's Cleo el Gato not Leo! cat

"CleoElGato has changed their name to LeoElGato" .. says on *my* activity feed.



Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 16 Oct 2016 03:10

Duck breasts in a plum sauce with Dapny's potatoes and maybe some veg.

Topic I AM
Posted 15 Oct 2016 11:03

I am pleased with what I have achieved today... the house/gardens are close to what I want after 4+ months hard work and loads of ££££. :)

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 15 Oct 2016 10:59

more sprite. in fact, i'm thinking of making several members 'honorary sprites' just to take up the slack. if you're interested, let me know and i'll put together an application process and post it sometime in the near future. Regaeman Man


Does that mean we get a load more cats called Leo too?


Topic You look in the Mirror....and say.....
Posted 14 Oct 2016 00:28

Well hello you sexy devil :).

Topic A Shout Out To Some Wonderful Mods!!
Posted 09 Oct 2016 11:26

May I say, having now just seen this thread, how very refreshing and well 'nice' it is to see some positive feedback and appreciation for the story moderators/verifiers. Thanks Master_Jonathan :).

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 09 Oct 2016 06:30


Topic Have you ever had your brains fucked out?
Posted 08 Oct 2016 05:54

Since I dont have a brain anymore... I cant remember.

Topic If you caught someone you were attracted to, masturbating, would you stay and watch?
Posted 07 Oct 2016 07:48

As long as NCIS wasnt on the TV and I didnt have a steak in the grill... yes ok I suppose so.