About Sir3n


I go by the nickname Siren. I'm a bitch when provoked, can also be pretty aggressive if I want to be. I don't hold any punches, if I have something on my mind I generally say it, so if you're some over sensitive, go cry to mommy kind of little fuck please don't waste my time.
Sarcasm is my first language. So again, if you can't handle sarcasm please save me, and you, the time and fuck off. My favourite colour? Purple.
If you're still reading this you may, or may not, have noticed I use proper spelling and punctuation, so, needless to say, proper grammar is important to me. I've noticed it's not important to most other people so if you want to make a good impression on me I suggest you at least put forth an effort. Also, I am well aware this is a site dedicated sex. Yes, I love sex. I enjoy writing about it and reading about it. I don't necessarily like talking about it. If you're a stranger don't come onto me, I won't be nice.
That is all for now.

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Under Your Bed, Ontario, Canada
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Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 15 Dec 2014 16:40

Dude above is a Scorpio, Scorpios are awesome. Nuff said.

Topic: How slutty are you? http://www.okcupid.com/the-slut-test
Posted: 01 Aug 2014 19:26

75% I kind of expected it to be higher to be honest.

Topic: would you get mad if a random sexy hunk smacks your ass from nowhere?
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 10:55

I want to say; No, I wouldn't get mad. But it depends really. On one hand, a smack to the ass is generally a sign of appreciation for your body. I take pride when a mas smack my ass, gropes it, squeezes it or whatever. If he meant it as a compliment and appreciation to my physique I would feel good about myself. However, if he was all smug and "douche-bagery" about it, I would be upset, especially if he felt like he had the right to claim my body. So in a scenario; A man, a sexy man at that, walks up to me on the street and smacks my ass with an appreciative smile and a wink I would no doubt blush like a little school girl.
In another scenario; A man, a sexy man (again), walked up to me on the street and smacks my ass with a smug look on his face in a way that says "I could so have any woman I want" I would turn around and smack that smug look right off his face.

Topic: Do you like to cuddle after sex???
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 19:04

All the cuddling. Please and thank you. I tend to feel like a cheap fuck if I don't get those cuddles in.

Topic: When you suck a man's cock, is it because you are horny or do you just want to make him happy?
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 18:58

I do it to make him happy mostly. I love pleasuring my man.

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Stories Published By Sir3n All Stories »

Dear John

“You’re going to be late if you don’t hurry up!” My dad yelled at me just as I was straightening the last bit of hair. Glancing at the time I realized he was right. Shit! I set the hair straightener down and ran back to my bedroom to throw on my favourite pair of jeans and the new top I got over the weekend. I slipped on my socks, grabbed my purse and headed to the front door to put on...

Added 12 Aug 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,803 | 3 Comments

It's Not Always Just Black and White

“Where do you think you’re going?” I chuckled, chasing after Emily around the kitchen island. She squealed in delight and laughter as I kept chasing her around in circles until I closed in on her and snatched her up into my arms then tossed her over my shoulder. I took her into the living room and dropped her onto the couch and started tickling her sides. She kept squealing in delight as...

Added 25 Jul 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 46 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 27,312 | 24 Comments

Recommended Read Teaching Her a Lesson

I was sitting at my desk getting ready for the next class like I usually do on my break. Except for the last couple weeks my mind has been wandering off to her. She’s petite, slim with a perfect hour glass figure. Her breasts aren’t huge, but they aren’t small either, they’re exactly proportionate to her curvy figure. She has a smile that could steal your breath away, and her green eyes...

Added 22 Jul 2014 | Category College Sex | Votes 37 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 58,335 | 14 Comments

Stories Coauthored By Sir3n

Late Nights At The Hospital

Sitting in the nurse’s station sucks; there's nothing to do here over night after visiting hours have finished; at least not in the high medial dependency ward. I do a round of patients; taking their blood pressure or changing their drip, whatever needs to be done, and then I get bored for the next few hours. It doesn't help that my boyfriend has been ignoring me either. I haven't spoken to...

Added 14 Aug 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 19,776 | 3 Comments

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
13 Jul 2017 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
13 Jul 2015 00:20
Thanks for the warm welcome, Siren...
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