sirene_jaune's Blog Entries

That annoying moment my husband decides to get up as I'm planning my story. Go back to bed. So annoying.

23 days ago

Currently in the middle of writing a new story for 2018.

27 days ago

Yes I like to write erotic stories. However I find people asking me personal sexual questions or those who start to talk to me nice and slowly direct into a sexual chat to be pathetic and annoying.

It clearly states in my biography that I don't do sex chat on line and to be frank I find it rather sad that there is people who a getting off thinking that I'm exciting by their wanting to pry into my sexual world.

While you are jerking it off and typing sexual talk to me which I don't instigate, on my end I'm watching videos on YouTube about morticians and what they do with human remains.

02 Jul 2017 09:10

I don't like it when someone calls me "Baby" in a chat when we just met. Yikes.

11 Jun 2017 08:33

I have dish pan hands. That's what I get for being a kitchen hand :)

01 Jun 2017 00:55

I'm bored anyone want to chat?

07 May 2017 07:16

Just a reminder I don't do sex chats online. I rather be having sex in real life.

09 Apr 2017 05:19

1 month of no Cola. I have lost 11 lbs/5 kgs. Now another 5 or so to lose this month. Slow but sure.

04 Apr 2017 08:04

Nothing like being a nudist. Liberation and going back to my cave man ancestors.

02 Mar 2017 04:06

Kind of miss being intimate. However I need to lose weight to get that energy back.

23 Jan 2017 08:49

06 Jul 2016 08:07

06 Jul 2016 08:06

[img][/img] Wiggle Wiggle

06 Jul 2016 08:02

That moment a guy becomes "poessesive" and calls out "That's my woman" to a playful puppy dog. Don't know if I am flattered or put my guard up.

09 Jun 2016 07:48

I had a guy pretend to be a girl trying to chat me. It was funny.

15 May 2016 02:42

One of my favourite scenes from "Hungry Like The Wolf" by Duran Duran.

12 Apr 2016 06:12

I walked past a 57 year old friend, where my only modesty was a towel. Awesome.

02 Apr 2016 01:16

If you see me online on and off, I am not ignoring you I am having problems with my modem.

30 Mar 2016 18:52

Back to boring sex. I mentally get off by reading erotica.

13 Mar 2016 04:28

Ironic that when I posted the last post, Mr Jaune wanted sex. It was awesome.

06 Feb 2016 22:40

Feeling like my sex life is on halt. Mr Jaune is tired or I am tired. I physically miss sex.

06 Feb 2016 08:17

Vale Alan Rickman, he was so sexy.

14 Jan 2016 06:04

Goat being cooked stinks the house out. Gag

01 Jan 2016 05:09

Life is good.

30 Dec 2015 07:46

12 days late for period enjoying the time that I am not squirting and dripping blood from my vagina.

22 Nov 2015 05:10

12 days late for period enjoying the time that I am not squirting and dripping blood from my vagina.

22 Nov 2015 05:10

Things are looking bright in my world!

22 Oct 2014 03:26

Been sex free for around four months. Go me.

12 Feb 2014 04:38

Saw a pic of the guy I lost my virginity to on Facebook. He looks rather the same lol.

11 Nov 2013 04:46

I am now SINGLE. NO BFs, FWBs.

10 Nov 2013 06:49