sirene_jaune's Blog Entries

Yes I like to write erotic stories. However I find people asking me personal sexual questions or those who start to talk to me nice and slowly direct into a sexual chat to be pathetic and annoying.

It clearly states in my biography that I don't do sex chat on line and to be frank I find it rather sad that there is people who a getting off thinking that I'm exciting by their wanting to pry into my sexual world.

While you are jerking it off and typing sexual talk to me which I don't instigate, on my end I'm watching videos on YouTube about morticians and what they do with human remains.

02 Jul 2017 09:10

I don't like it when someone calls me "Baby" in a chat when we just met. Yikes.

11 Jun 2017 08:33

I have dish pan hands. That's what I get for being a kitchen hand :)

01 Jun 2017 00:55

I'm bored anyone want to chat?

07 May 2017 07:16

Just a reminder I don't do sex chats online. I rather be having sex in real life.

09 Apr 2017 05:19

1 month of no Cola. I have lost 11 lbs/5 kgs. Now another 5 or so to lose this month. Slow but sure.

04 Apr 2017 08:04

Nothing like being a nudist. Liberation and going back to my cave man ancestors.

02 Mar 2017 04:06

Kind of miss being intimate. However I need to lose weight to get that energy back.

23 Jan 2017 08:49

06 Jul 2016 08:07

06 Jul 2016 08:06

[img][/img] Wiggle Wiggle

06 Jul 2016 08:02

That moment a guy becomes "poessesive" and calls out "That's my woman" to a playful puppy dog. Don't know if I am flattered or put my guard up.

09 Jun 2016 07:48

I had a guy pretend to be a girl trying to chat me. It was funny.

15 May 2016 02:42

One of my favourite scenes from "Hungry Like The Wolf" by Duran Duran.

12 Apr 2016 06:12

I walked past a 57 year old friend, where my only modesty was a towel. Awesome.

02 Apr 2016 01:16

If you see me online on and off, I am not ignoring you I am having problems with my modem.

30 Mar 2016 18:52

Back to boring sex. I mentally get off by reading erotica.

13 Mar 2016 04:28

Ironic that when I posted the last post, Mr Jaune wanted sex. It was awesome.

06 Feb 2016 22:40

Feeling like my sex life is on halt. Mr Jaune is tired or I am tired. I physically miss sex.

06 Feb 2016 08:17

Vale Alan Rickman, he was so sexy.

14 Jan 2016 06:04

Goat being cooked stinks the house out. Gag

01 Jan 2016 05:09

Life is good.

30 Dec 2015 07:46

12 days late for period enjoying the time that I am not squirting and dripping blood from my vagina.

22 Nov 2015 05:10

12 days late for period enjoying the time that I am not squirting and dripping blood from my vagina.

22 Nov 2015 05:10

Things are looking bright in my world!

22 Oct 2014 03:26

Been sex free for around four months. Go me.

12 Feb 2014 04:38

Saw a pic of the guy I lost my virginity to on Facebook. He looks rather the same lol.

11 Nov 2013 04:46

I am now SINGLE. NO BFs, FWBs.

10 Nov 2013 06:49

I think I have out grown my ex. He is so boring!

26 Sep 2013 02:19

Feeling like a confused slut on Saturday night fucked my lover and today fucked my ex. Why do two men have the qualities I want in one person. Gah.

24 Sep 2013 03:07