About SirSpanksAlot80


Thank for stopping by & reading my profile, Spanky

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Topic: Would you guys like to be a woman for 1 week?
Posted: 09 Oct 2013 23:26

Spanky's Sis:

Was talking to my bro about this, and I have to wonder if any of the guys that want to be a woman have any idea how hard it is to be so lady like. When your a guy it is acceptable/expected/excused to Burp, Scratch, and Fart whenever you would like. It is not like that as a woman, you have to be prim and proper. You suck in when around a guy you like, you flirt and laugh at all his jokes. You take small bites and eat mouse like. And we won't even get started on bodily functions when you are having sex. On a first date you are sweet and quite, and hoping that you can keep any unwanted noise's to yourself, then you get home and you can relax and let it all hang out. so for those that think it would be awesome, to have multiple orgasms(which only few girls get btw), or a pair of boobs to play with 24/7 think of all the things you wouldn't be able to do in public, or around others that doing as a guy is looked over!

Posted: 13 Sep 2013 18:15



Hope you have an AMAZING one & many more to come SEXY

<img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs"> & kisses

Topic: Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted: 08 Aug 2013 23:59

Na I would just smile & turn to leave... My bad wrong room <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="icon_biggrin">

Topic: Why is the person above you locked in your bedroom?
Posted: 08 Aug 2013 23:56

Got me I got home a bit ago & my door was locked <img src="/images/emoticons/Lfunny.gif" alt="Lfunny">

Topic: Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted: 08 Aug 2013 23:55

Na but look the hot tube is empty... I'm there <img src="/images/emoticons/L16.gif" alt="L16">

Topic: Would you go private with the person above you
Posted: 08 Aug 2013 23:52

Not at this time. Maybe some other <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="icon_biggrin">

Topic: What Are You Wearing?
Posted: 08 Aug 2013 23:50

Shorts & a shirt

Topic: Whats in your mug?
Posted: 08 Aug 2013 23:48

Was diet cola

Topic: Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted: 08 Aug 2013 23:46

Tale runs around the neighborhood wearing his wolf fur, howling at the moon when he peeks in neighbors windows

Topic: If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted: 08 Aug 2013 23:41

Man Tale that was some party you threw last night.... BUT I remember getting in alone last night.... We didn't!!!! *reaches down finds boxers still on* Whew that scared me... What's for breakfast?

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It Started In The Hall

I was doing my usual routine getting ready for bed; brushing my teeth, flossing and taking my nightly meds. Done, I walked into the room where my wife was laying in bed in her usual sleep wear; a pair of my boxers and a blue wife beater that she'd claimed as hers. I didn't mind because she looked fucking drop dead gorgeous in them. I slipped into bed, picked up the latest copy of Guns & Ammo...

Added 16 Nov 2011 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 210

My Mexican Guardian Angel

I got a text from my friend telling me about a huge party in the desert this coming weekend. I thought about it and decided to go. It had been a long time since I'd been out of the house to have a good time. But I remembered that I didn't have any party favors. I packed my car and headed for the border to get some. I hit the border, and the line was so long that I contemplated on heading...

Added 31 Dec 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 5,382 | 1 Comment

Sweet relief

Here I am again stuck in traffic, like usual. Yelling to myself because the traffic isn't moving. But the good thing is that it's Friday and a three day weekend. All I want to do is get home, grab a beer, take a nice long shower and relax. Finally the traffic starts to move and I see why we had to wait so long. Some dumb-ass chick was in her phone while driving and slammed into the back of...

Added 02 Jan 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 9,727 | 5 Comments

Extra Servies II

Finally, it’s Friday and I only have two big yards to do today. I know I'll be done before 2 o'clock and I'll get to go home to get my weekend started early. I was excited as I dressed and grabbed my paper work for the day. Getting to the first yard, I zipped through it like nothing. The second yard took a bit longer, because they wanted a little more detail then usual. Apparently they...

Added 28 Dec 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.4 | Views 4,149 | 3 Comments

Extra Servies

I work as a lawn care specialist or as most people know us as Gardeners. But I take pride in my work and do it the best to my ability. So I am at the main office, changing into my work uniform and picking up my route. I have three stops, two big yards and a small back yard that has gotten out of hand. So I figure I'll leave the small one to the end seeing I'll have lunch before. Today is a...

Added 03 Dec 2011 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.44 | Views 4,425 | 6 Comments

Naughty IM'in

This story takes place one night when a naughty friend and I start to chat through IM. With her permission I have posted here for all to enjoy. Becca: Hi, how are you, How was your day? Just catching up since it's been a couple of days since we chatted. Spanky: Just fine how are you, I've missed you Our usual start to our conversations. A little chit chat and then, the...

Added 16 Nov 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 8,444 | 8 Comments

Bond Fire pt. 2

I woke up to a text from Amber “Morning baby how'd u sleep?” I got up and headed to the bathroom to relieve myself not texting her back. I was standing there doing my business and remembering the awesome night I just woke up from. I got done and headed to my room to get my crap ready for the hard day before me. Grabbing my phone there was another text. I flipped open my phone and saw...

Added 11 Oct 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 3.67 | Views 2,536 | 1 Comment

Bond Fire pt. 1

First off got to give a shout out to one of my friends Scribe. If it wasn't for him commenting on one of the pictures and we started chatting about the good ole day then this story would have NEVER been told. This is a true story or what I can remember of it. Hope Y’all like it. I live on a big piece of land about 48 arches and there is a nice sized private lake. I am a huge pothead...

Added 02 Oct 2011 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,635 | 2 Comments

The Coin pt. 2

Please Read pt. 1 or you may be confused in the story. Thanks SSA.... One other thing you will read about is a car that is Murdered out, what that means is everything is blacked out. I took a shower and put on some extremely baggy shorts and a shirt you could use as a tent, luckily we had the same shoe size so they fit perfectly. Couldn't wear any boxers Because they were too...

Added 04 Aug 2011 | Category Supernatural | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 2,699 | 2 Comments

The Coin pt.1

This story came to me after watching a episode of Supernatural, plus I LOVE the Wishmaster movies. So I thought 'WHAT THE HELL' let me give it a shot but I wanted to take go the NAUGHTY way with it. I woke up early on my day off climbing into the shower. I could feel like this was a great day to be alive (not knowing what is going to go down later in the day). Then making a very...

Added 31 Jul 2011 | Category Supernatural | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 4,040 | 1 Comment

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