About SirSpewalot


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Reading, music, writing.
Favorite Books:
There are piles of them, literally. I used to work in a used bookstore, which is fascinating the first five years and teaches the vanity of authorly ambition afterwards.
Favorite Authors:
Too many to name. For short stories, the authors I reread these days for pleasure are generally old favorites like F. Scott Fitzgerald, Edith Wharton, and Arthur Schnitzler in particular, and I've been reading lots of the British authors of the 1890s--Hubert Crackanthorpe, H.D. Lowry, George Egerton, and George Moore. Also a fair amount of classic ghost and weird tales--H.P. Lovecraft of course (the fellow who started this kick), Algernon Blackwood, M.R. James, Arthur Machen, Oliver Onions, Lord Dunsany, Sheridan Le Fanu, Robert Chambers, and Mrs. Riddell mostly. I also read lots of SF and a fair amount of mysteries as well as mainstream literary fiction, and quite a lot of non-fiction of many sorts. (Poetry too, but I'm not enough of a damn fool to try to write it.)
Favorite Music:
Classical, jazz, ska, and blues especially. Also Latin (especially MPB) and African pop, but much else besides.


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Topic: Female perspective stories
Posted: 06 Jan 2019 20:25

I have a few. The most amusing one is "A Matter of Perspective." Another straight-ish one is "Kate's Men." Mixed straight and lesbian is "Summer Storm." The others are "Helga and Consuela," "A Quick Learner," "Paideia and Sororitas," and "Cultural Studies." (Interesting--I'd have said off the cuff I only wrote one or two; I've certainly never written one in first person, unlike many of my other stories.) Hope you enjoy the ones you read.

Topic: Who was your first celebrity crush?
Posted: 03 Jan 2019 01:50

It might have been Toni Tennille. She had a TV special I watched in which she was just so pretty...

Topic: Have you ever had sex with a foreigner?
Posted: 13 Nov 2018 08:54

British, French, Austrian, Cuban, Brazilian, Italian, Russian, Korean, Mongolian.

Topic: Could you ever trust a bisexual girlfriend or wife or
Posted: 13 Nov 2018 08:48

Whereas if she's straight then you can be absolutely sure that she's not fucking anyone else, right?

Topic: guys
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 21:37

I have, a couple dozen times. I liked it a lot but it hurt my back. The first time was especially intense, and yes, I swallowed. It was good practice for when I started sucking other men.

Topic: question #3 boys
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 21:34

The first time I masturbated was one evening after a girl had pressed her breasts into my elbow in the lunchline at school. As I was taking a bath, I kept thinking about that, and I was fully hard by the time it came time to wash my crotch. So I soaped up, and just kept on soaping up. Thumb and index finger of my right hand back and forth and suddenly came. What fun! So I used that technique, soap and fingers, for about two weeks. Then one night I suddenly had a sort of allergic reaction to the soap and couldn't bear touching myself! I was heartbroken, and really horny, so when I went to bed and reached down to check the skin to see if it was all right, I ended up using my whole fist. That's been my technique ever since. Don't use lube, except that I naturally used my spit the times I managed to suck myself.

Topic: Highest number of times you had sex in one day ?
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 20:35

If we count masturbation, then one day when I was 17 I decided to see how many times I could do it; turns out, 8.

If you mean sex with another person, 7, but I was in my 30s. It was my first time with a certain married couple; the husband also managed 7 times (twice in me, just as I managed twice in him). We exhausted the wife (and helped exhaust each other), but she exhausted us too.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 27 Jun 2018 23:08

At the moment, nothing, but a couple of minutes ago, this:


Topic: Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted: 19 May 2018 10:25

On paper, my experiences in high school could have sent me down the "incel" road but I got out of the rut. How? Did I have something these guys don't? Was I just lucky?

Seeker4: On paper, my experiences in high school could have sent me down the "incel" road but I got out of the rut. How? Did I have something these guys don't? Was I just lucky?

Like I wrote above, the big problem with these guys isn't celibacy but a sense of entitlement and a failure to accept women as full-fledged people. You just have to read some of their posts to see that. It's all bitching and moaning about how women are so stuck up they go for interesting guys with attractive personalities, often conflated with "assholes," while refusing to unfriend-zone a guy who says straight out he thinks being nice to a woman should be repaid by sex, and if she doesn't, she's using him--that is, he claims to be a friend, but it's not friendship he's after; he's just trying to manipulate a woman into sex. (If you have a choice between an asshole and a "nice-guy" doormat with passive-aggressive behavior, which one will you date? Assholes, probably--sure, they'll fuck you over, but before that they'll probably fuck you right and proper. And in most cases there's a much wider range of choices than nice guys and assholes.)

I was frustrated in much of high school myself. For me the big thing is I didn't get all bent out of shape about it, because I didn't think women owed me sex; rather, sex was something I had to earn by showing the woman I was worth having sex with. Then after high school I became much more interesting, much more confident, less hygienically challenged, and women started thinking, "Hmm, he's fun to spend time with," and soon enough, "Hmm, he might be fun to spend the night with," and then, "Damn, I want some more of that!"

Topic: Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted: 19 May 2018 10:08

HeraTeleia: All I can say about being "redistributed" is, you want to force me to have sex with your sorry ass? Come and take it, motherfuckers.

I read somewhere that that might have meant having the government pay for men to have one or two transactions with prostitutes per year. Which makes me wonder, don't prostitutes have it bad enough already? Why should they be forced to deal with those losers on top of it? And if their right to refuse is recognized, then that doesn't really help anything. (More seriously, even if they get sex regularly, they'd still despise women. It wouldn't fix the basic problem with guys feeling they're entitled to sex, usually with women they consider top-notch, without having to offer any value to those women in return.)

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A Sassy Maid, Part II

I showered quickly and rushed to the kitchen, where John poured me a cup of coffee and said, “Have a seat. We can talk until Melissa gets here, and then I’ll leave you two in peace.” “So Melissa is your partner.” “Yes. Maureen swings both ways, just like us, and she wanted a female lover on the side after just a few months of marriage. No doubt Melissa told you about the set-up?” “Yes....

Added 24 Jan 2019 | Category Love Stories | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 11

A Sassy Maid, Part I

“Really, Craig, it’s great to have you back again,” John said. I had given him a long discussion of my work as he drove from the train station to his house, and the conversation had died for a minute. “Maureen is eager to meet you too.” “Sorry, again I couldn’t make it to the wedding.” “You’re excused, as I said then. But we’re eager to put you up for however long you need to write up...

Added 23 Jan 2019 | Category Love Stories | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 293

A Model Start

Kelly swallowed hard and knocked on Louisa’s door. It soon opened to show Louisa’s green eyes and smiling mouth, which even without lipstick looked suited to an advertisement. “Hi, Kelly!” she said happily, and as she opened the door Kelly saw her model’s body filling out a white T-shirt and slacks. Kelly stared at Louisa’s firm breasts unrestrained by a bra and wondered how a woman in...

Added 21 Jan 2019 | Category Seduction | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 812 | 2 Comments

Jealousy Becomes Her

“And you’ve only kissed a girl?” Jake looked at me in surprise that any young man had so much less experience than he did. “No, I also felt her tits.” “Through her bra or under it?” “Under it.” He nodded. “Who?” “Felicia.” He nodded again. “I imagine she has two very nice handfuls for any man lucky enough to turn her on. Anyone else?” “No.” “She’s a good start. Did she let you...

Added 17 Jan 2019 | Category Threesomes | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,660 | 4 Comments

Standard Practices In A Cut-Throat World

Yeongmi entered the lounge before her shift started and looked around. She checked in the mirror that her hair was drawn back into a tight bun that pulled her hair back tight around her face just before the ears. With her little navy-blue hat bearing the insignia of her chaebol and the navy-blue skirt and jacket over the crisply ironed white shirt and multi-colored tie, she looked much like...

Added 11 Jan 2019 | Category Money | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 459 | 1 Comment

Life's A Funny Bitch

Ted rushed back to the house in a frenzy, walking a little oddly from the cock throbbing in his pants, ready to explode from the rubbing of the fabric. He pushed away the recurring images engraved on his mind of Sarah’s lips enveloping Terry’s shaft, working down relentlessly to the hilt as her clearly well-practiced throat opened easily to his eight inches of magnificent flesh. Her ass...

Added 05 Jan 2019 | Category College Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,860

Man Enough

I had timed it just right, stepping into the back employee elevator at the stop above the parking garage. “Fancy meeting you here,” I smarmed, and she glared at me. I was taken aback, remembering our delightful kiss I had finally dared to snatch the night before. Her full body yielding in my arms. The beautiful scholar nearly twice my age and much more intelligent and accomplished than I....

Added 27 Dec 2018 | Category Interracial | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 2,319

Snow Maidens

  She pulled away from me with hesitation, her eyes still closed from our kiss, her blonde braid snaking out from under the fur cap as seductive as always. I looked down at her blue outfit secured up to her neck, her fine breasts pinned in a bra and corset underneath it, and regretted we had no time to set them free for a little relaxation. She opened her blue eyes and leaned in to whisper...

Added 26 Dec 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,527 | 1 Comment

Cultural studies

Laura’s lust for Korean women started the first weekend of her junior year in college. The concert, a recital by two Korean music students who had graduated the year before, had an excellent program: Beethoven’s Third Sonata, Debussy’s Sonata, and some Schumann and Telemann. When they came out on stage, Laura felt as if she had been struck in the chest—the pianist was dressed in blue,...

Added 21 Dec 2018 | Category Lesbian | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 2,466 | 1 Comment

Staff Privileges

  I went to the station and asked, “I’m here to see Jake Leonard?”   The nurse looked me up and down and smiled, her round black face entrancing me, and she said, “Come with me. He’ll be glad to see someone .” I followed her, watching her plump middle-aged body filling her white dress too tightly, and she caught me watching as she glanced over her shoulder. We stopped outside a door,...

Added 09 Dec 2018 | Category Occupations | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,641 | 2 Comments

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