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Reading, music, writing.
Favorite Books:
There are piles of them, literally. I used to work in a used bookstore, which is fascinating the first five years and teaches the vanity of authorly ambition afterwards.
Favorite Authors:
Too many to name. For short stories, the authors I reread these days for pleasure are generally old favorites like F. Scott Fitzgerald, Edith Wharton, and Arthur Schnitzler in particular, and I've been reading lots of the British authors of the 1890s--Hubert Crackanthorpe, H.D. Lowry, George Egerton, and George Moore. Also a fair amount of classic ghost and weird tales--H.P. Lovecraft of course (the fellow who started this kick), Algernon Blackwood, M.R. James, Arthur Machen, Oliver Onions, Lord Dunsany, Sheridan Le Fanu, Robert Chambers, and Mrs. Riddell mostly. I also read lots of SF and a fair amount of mysteries as well as mainstream literary fiction, and quite a lot of non-fiction of many sorts. (Poetry too, but I'm not enough of a damn fool to try to write it.)
Favorite Music:
Classical, jazz, ska, and blues especially. Also Latin (especially MPB) and African pop, but much else besides.


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Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 27 Jun 2018 23:08

At the moment, nothing, but a couple of minutes ago, this:


Topic: Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted: 19 May 2018 10:25

On paper, my experiences in high school could have sent me down the "incel" road but I got out of the rut. How? Did I have something these guys don't? Was I just lucky?

Seeker4: On paper, my experiences in high school could have sent me down the "incel" road but I got out of the rut. How? Did I have something these guys don't? Was I just lucky?

Like I wrote above, the big problem with these guys isn't celibacy but a sense of entitlement and a failure to accept women as full-fledged people. You just have to read some of their posts to see that. It's all bitching and moaning about how women are so stuck up they go for interesting guys with attractive personalities, often conflated with "assholes," while refusing to unfriend-zone a guy who says straight out he thinks being nice to a woman should be repaid by sex, and if she doesn't, she's using him--that is, he claims to be a friend, but it's not friendship he's after; he's just trying to manipulate a woman into sex. (If you have a choice between an asshole and a "nice-guy" doormat with passive-aggressive behavior, which one will you date? Assholes, probably--sure, they'll fuck you over, but before that they'll probably fuck you right and proper. And in most cases there's a much wider range of choices than nice guys and assholes.)

I was frustrated in much of high school myself. For me the big thing is I didn't get all bent out of shape about it, because I didn't think women owed me sex; rather, sex was something I had to earn by showing the woman I was worth having sex with. Then after high school I became much more interesting, much more confident, less hygienically challenged, and women started thinking, "Hmm, he's fun to spend time with," and soon enough, "Hmm, he might be fun to spend the night with," and then, "Damn, I want some more of that!"

Topic: Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted: 19 May 2018 10:08

HeraTeleia: All I can say about being "redistributed" is, you want to force me to have sex with your sorry ass? Come and take it, motherfuckers.

I read somewhere that that might have meant having the government pay for men to have one or two transactions with prostitutes per year. Which makes me wonder, don't prostitutes have it bad enough already? Why should they be forced to deal with those losers on top of it? And if their right to refuse is recognized, then that doesn't really help anything. (More seriously, even if they get sex regularly, they'd still despise women. It wouldn't fix the basic problem with guys feeling they're entitled to sex, usually with women they consider top-notch, without having to offer any value to those women in return.)

Topic: Widest Apread in Age With Sex Partners
Posted: 13 May 2018 08:14

Well, when I was about 35, I had a lover who was 63 or so. There were a couple of others more than 20 years older than me, but that was the biggest gap. (My mother was 19 when she had me, so yeah, I had at leats three girlfriends older than my mother. Don't regret it a bit either.)

Topic: Erotica with a story behind it or jump into the sex.
Posted: 11 May 2018 18:54

I like slower buildups and conversation to flesh out characters before sex, and then usually sex and more sex, and that's what I write. However, that doesn't seem to be what everyone wants to read; clearly my characters are boring as hell, kind of like their creator, I guess. :)

Topic: When you gave your 1st blow job did the guy cum in your mouth and did you swallow?
Posted: 10 May 2018 21:21

Well, my first blowjob was to myself, and of course I let myself come in my mouth! After all, that's what I'd been trying like a crazy man to do for a week or more. I swallowed too, though it made me a little queasy afterwards. After about the fourth time I sucked myself I had no trouble swallowing, and of course when I gave my first blowjob to another guy, he came like a flood and I swallowed every drop.

Topic: Are you a sucker for a man in uniform?
Posted: 28 Apr 2018 04:33

Well, I've sucked a couple of women in uniform; does that count?

Topic: What’s it like to be married to a foreigner
Posted: 26 Apr 2018 19:55

I have a foreign wife, or rather, since we live in her country, she has a foreign husband; I also had two foreign fiancees before that (one Korean, one Russian) and a few longer-term girlfriends from other countries and races. My first thought is, yes, cultural differences can be a big problem; the love and sex is the easy part, it's the fighting and disagreement styles, general expectations for living together, and questions of authority in various parts of the relationship that can get pretty hard. For example, Korean women are expected to run the household and control domestic finances; if you're not fully ready for that, it can blindside you. (Fortunately I has some idea about that going in, so that wasn't as big a problem when we lived together as many American men have had.) And do let's not discuss the ways she'd fight during quarrels.

Second, cultural practices can be a bit of a problem if you're not aware of them, but that's why there are libraries. Okay, that was just me being silly. Even if you know about their culture, that doesn't tell you how it is in actual life. For instance, I love kimchi and enjoyed helping my Korean ex make it at home, but if you don't like it, that can be massively distasteful. (Or cleaning squid. No problem for me, but some people might be totally squicked out by that, and squid is quite common in Korean food, yummy yummy squid, mmmm. ) Even small things like which meal of the day is the biggest or how often you're likely to talk with your family in a given culture can make one partner feel badly fed or make one of you feel like the other is clingy, the other like the first one is a cold fish. (For example, just to give an example in US culture I read about recently, white Americans of my background tend to visit their folks a couple times a year or so, maybe call once a month. Among many blacks, it's much more frequent. Probably not a big deal, but maybe the difference would end up being big in your relationship for some reason. Add in phone calls overseas, which are at least a lot cheaper now, and it can actually create conflict.)

And what about taking care of your health when you're sick? You might be surprised at all the traditional practices coming up then that seem utterly random to you. Get used to it--she'll take care of you the best she can, and that might seem very very odd to you in places. Just be ready to ask her what you should do for her when she gets sick. (And you *will* do the same for her when she's sick, right? Good man.)

Religious differences can be a problem too, even if you're notionally members of the same religion. My joke at the time was that Koreans are all shamanists at heart with very charismatic views of religion, it's just that 35% of them are shamans for Jesus. Korean Protestantism is very charismatic and evangelical (the Korean Catholics among my friends seem to be less like that), and I eventually broke off our engagement when she started speaking in tongues and laying on hands (yes, really), because that made it clear all our differences before then were never going to lessen. (Or, to be snide about it, I wasn't going to stick around for the rattlesnakes.) On the other hand, my wife also started out nominally Baptist but ended up happily, not very observantly Episcopalian, and we get along fine there. (My Russian fiancee was virtually an atheist though nominally Orthodox--it was mostly cultural for her--and we were very well-suited there. And in other ways as well, culturally speaking, but she eventually started having bad dreams in which her grandmother asked her why she was marrying me and she didn't have an answer, and we mutually broke off our engagement; she was on the rebound at the time when she fell for me, and is now happily married to her first love, whom she had been on the rebound from.)

Family could be a problem too, of course. In the case of my Korean ex, her parents were strongly opposed to the marriage; her mother told her, "Sure, fuck him all you want, all girls need that, but DO NOT MARRY HIM." (Because I was white, of course. Rather, because I wasn't Korean.) Of course, my ex was the stubbornest woman in Korea (and they might be the stubbornest nation on earth), so she would eventually have won out, but it would have been an epic struggle. On the other hand, my wife's family is wonderful. I went from having one sister I never really connected with to having her and four new sisters who are very fine people. I would probably not have had any problems with the Russian ex's family either because they were from the intelligentsia; a more traditional Russian family would have been a lot harder to get close to, I think, even for a super nice guy like me. (Ha. The only person who ever described me as super nice was me, and I was very drunk at the time.)

Anyway, cross-cultural marriages can be very difficult, but you can usually make them work. If possible, live together first, at least a year, seriously. That is, not just for the love and sex, but to see that you *can* live together. However, that might not be possible (local communities of fellow countrymen, for example, might make it impossible--my Korean ex lived with me but no other Koreans knew it for two years, which was an epic work of subterfuge given all her Korean friends), so have a long courtship. And finally, to end on a funny note, don't buy into those silly ideas that Korean women (Asian women more generally) are shrinking violets or doormats or passive or anything. That's just their expected public personas. They're actually like this, and often even meaner if you cross them:


Topic: What was your highschool persona?
Posted: 21 Apr 2018 19:32

I went to a science high school and was the valedictorian. I was mostly interested in graduating so I could get the hell out of high school, and except for my friends ignored what everyone else was doing and saying and lived in my own little world, and fortunately everyone else ignored me. In addition, I was in ROTC (that way I didn't have to shower with all the guys) and was respected as one of the three top marksmen in high school, which is weird to think about now. I also didn't date or anything, partly because I was too busy and had no money, partly because I was painfully shy. Man, college and then grad school were ever so much nicer.

Topic: How you write
Posted: 21 Apr 2018 19:21

I'm an Old School writer. I write my stories in cuneiform in Sumerian and then have scholars translate them for me. Unfortunately, most people who can read Sumerian are biblical scholars, so I usually have to find a new scholar every time I write a new story. I then wait until they publish the translations in obscure journals, get someone to scan them in and use OCR on them, and then upload the files.

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The default option II

The next day at work Callie seemed her old self again. We were scheduled together and she chatted happily, and when work ended she said, “I think we’ve had enough high culture for a while.” “Oh?” “Mood’s changed.” “Again?” She smiled, “Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just grumpy sometimes.” “Where to?” “Well, how’d you like to go bowling?” “Huh?” She laughed and said, “I love bowling....

Added 22 Jan 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 849 | 3 Comments

The default option I

I had been on the job for a month when she started. We filed into the small meeting room at our disposal one hour Monday mornings and Ben said, “Okay, peons…” “Pee off on the peon crap,” said Harriet. “Yeah, you make, what? 55 cents more an hour than we do, so don’t get above yourself, friend,” said Fiona. “You tell’im, Miss Mtotwa,” Harriet joined in, and she and Fiona high fived. ...

Added 21 Jan 2018 | Category Love Stories | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 882 | 2 Comments

Private transit

I sat exhausted in the back of the bus after a long day at school. Struggling to keep from nodding off, I thought of the sight of the bus driver, who was new on that shift. Her shirt stretched tightly across breasts that seemed to defy gravity, probably due to an industrial-strength bra filled to overflowing, rising above a plump yet firm belly within a blue shirt with a navy blue neck tie....

Added 20 Jan 2018 | Category Uniform | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 4,503 | 1 Comment

The Haunted Library, Part II

The next week passed with a full workload for both of us; Jacqueline had to prepare for tests while I had gotten into the swing of my work and was making sustained progress. The following Friday she came again about 12:45 to the room, and at about 1:15 the light finally shone again. We moved into position and Jacqueline gasped in surprise. I sat down beside her and stared in surprise...

Added 19 Jan 2018 | Category Supernatural | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,429

The Haunted Library, Part I

I shut the door behind me to the largish room too small for all the materials inside it and turned on a lamp I had put on a small table nearby. The door locked shut behind me, secluding me in my office and my job for the duration, and as long as I didn’t fuck up, it would house and feed me and in the end provide a dissertation for me. The Truscott Collection was a miscellaneous mass...

Added 18 Jan 2018 | Category Supernatural | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 2,857

Summer storm

Deborah and Caroline arrived at the same time. “Hey, Deb,” Caroline grinned, hugging her as usual too tight and too long. “Hello, Care,” she replied, returning the kiss on her lips that Caroline surprised her with. “Now let go, please.” Caroline smiled and asked, “How are you doing?” “Fine. Well, let’s announce ourselves.” She rang the bell and soon Teresa opened the door. “Hi! Glad...

Added 06 Jan 2018 | Category Bisexual | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 6,437 | 2 Comments

Summer Growth, Part II

  When we got back to the city, Bill accompanied me into my apartment, and after I put everything away asked, “Do you want to fuck tonight?” “Yes. You up for it?” “I think I can take it again.” “Yeah, we ruined each other last time.” We were both tired, so we simply stripped and chatted, stroking each other lightly. Bill went into the kitchen and poured himself a drink, and I came in...

Added 21 Dec 2017 | Category Group Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 5,174 | 1 Comment

Summer growth, Part I

  It was a hot summer day. School was out; I was away from home, and I had gone so long without release that I could barely walk from the swelling of my balls. Bill had invited me to spend two weeks with him at his aunt’s, and unfortunately she had the eyes of a hawk and clearly disapproved of young men launching their seed anywhere except inside their lawfully wedded wives. The first two...

Added 20 Dec 2017 | Category Bisexual | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,875 | 6 Comments

Little sisters are dangerous

Her body pressed softly against mine, and she looked me in the eyes as we moved lightly against each other. The feel of the muscles of her torso shifting within my arms as her hips moved smoothly side to side burned away any notice of the rest of the world, and when she began rubbing the nape of my neck in the dark, I became fully hard. Our first two slow dances drove me into a slow burn as...

Added 13 Dec 2017 | Category First Time | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 18,204 | 6 Comments

Visiting Home

The summer after college ended, I spent the summer with my mother. Dad had long refused to let me stay with him after one of his latest girlfriends had gotten the hots for me and embarrassed all of us, even though I had turned her down flat, and the ban remained in force two years later. Mother said I could stay with her so long as I cooked and did all the chores, which I was happy to do...

Added 11 Dec 2017 | Category MILF | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 33,800 | 8 Comments

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