About SirSpewalot


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Reading, music, writing.
Favorite Books:
There are piles of them, literally. I used to work in a used bookstore, which is fascinating the first five years and teaches the vanity of authorly ambition afterwards.
Favorite Authors:
Too many to name. For short stories, the authors I reread these days for pleasure are generally old favorites like F. Scott Fitzgerald, Edith Wharton, and Arthur Schnitzler in particular, and I've been reading lots of the British authors of the 1890s--Hubert Crackanthorpe, H.D. Lowry, George Egerton, and George Moore. Also a fair amount of classic ghost and weird tales--H.P. Lovecraft of course (the fellow who started this kick), Algernon Blackwood, M.R. James, Arthur Machen, Oliver Onions, Lord Dunsany, Sheridan Le Fanu, Robert Chambers, and Mrs. Riddell mostly. I also read lots of SF and a fair amount of mysteries as well as mainstream literary fiction, and quite a lot of non-fiction of many sorts. (Poetry too, but I'm not enough of a damn fool to try to write it.)
Favorite Music:
Classical, jazz, ska, and blues especially. Also Latin (especially MPB) and African pop, but much else besides.


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Topic: guys
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 21:37

I have, a couple dozen times. I liked it a lot but it hurt my back. The first time was especially intense, and yes, I swallowed. It was good practice for when I started sucking other men.

Topic: question #3 boys
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 21:34

The first time I masturbated was one evening after a girl had pressed her breasts into my elbow in the lunchline at school. As I was taking a bath, I kept thinking about that, and I was fully hard by the time it came time to wash my crotch. So I soaped up, and just kept on soaping up. Thumb and index finger of my right hand back and forth and suddenly came. What fun! So I used that technique, soap and fingers, for about two weeks. Then one night I suddenly had a sort of allergic reaction to the soap and couldn't bear touching myself! I was heartbroken, and really horny, so when I went to bed and reached down to check the skin to see if it was all right, I ended up using my whole fist. That's been my technique ever since. Don't use lube, except that I naturally used my spit the times I managed to suck myself.

Topic: Highest number of times you had sex in one day ?
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 20:35

If we count masturbation, then one day when I was 17 I decided to see how many times I could do it; turns out, 8.

If you mean sex with another person, 7, but I was in my 30s. It was my first time with a certain married couple; the husband also managed 7 times (twice in me, just as I managed twice in him). We exhausted the wife (and helped exhaust each other), but she exhausted us too.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 27 Jun 2018 23:08

At the moment, nothing, but a couple of minutes ago, this:


Topic: Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted: 19 May 2018 10:25

On paper, my experiences in high school could have sent me down the "incel" road but I got out of the rut. How? Did I have something these guys don't? Was I just lucky?

Seeker4: On paper, my experiences in high school could have sent me down the "incel" road but I got out of the rut. How? Did I have something these guys don't? Was I just lucky?

Like I wrote above, the big problem with these guys isn't celibacy but a sense of entitlement and a failure to accept women as full-fledged people. You just have to read some of their posts to see that. It's all bitching and moaning about how women are so stuck up they go for interesting guys with attractive personalities, often conflated with "assholes," while refusing to unfriend-zone a guy who says straight out he thinks being nice to a woman should be repaid by sex, and if she doesn't, she's using him--that is, he claims to be a friend, but it's not friendship he's after; he's just trying to manipulate a woman into sex. (If you have a choice between an asshole and a "nice-guy" doormat with passive-aggressive behavior, which one will you date? Assholes, probably--sure, they'll fuck you over, but before that they'll probably fuck you right and proper. And in most cases there's a much wider range of choices than nice guys and assholes.)

I was frustrated in much of high school myself. For me the big thing is I didn't get all bent out of shape about it, because I didn't think women owed me sex; rather, sex was something I had to earn by showing the woman I was worth having sex with. Then after high school I became much more interesting, much more confident, less hygienically challenged, and women started thinking, "Hmm, he's fun to spend time with," and soon enough, "Hmm, he might be fun to spend the night with," and then, "Damn, I want some more of that!"

Topic: Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted: 19 May 2018 10:08

HeraTeleia: All I can say about being "redistributed" is, you want to force me to have sex with your sorry ass? Come and take it, motherfuckers.

I read somewhere that that might have meant having the government pay for men to have one or two transactions with prostitutes per year. Which makes me wonder, don't prostitutes have it bad enough already? Why should they be forced to deal with those losers on top of it? And if their right to refuse is recognized, then that doesn't really help anything. (More seriously, even if they get sex regularly, they'd still despise women. It wouldn't fix the basic problem with guys feeling they're entitled to sex, usually with women they consider top-notch, without having to offer any value to those women in return.)

Topic: Widest Apread in Age With Sex Partners
Posted: 13 May 2018 08:14

Well, when I was about 35, I had a lover who was 63 or so. There were a couple of others more than 20 years older than me, but that was the biggest gap. (My mother was 19 when she had me, so yeah, I had at leats three girlfriends older than my mother. Don't regret it a bit either.)

Topic: Erotica with a story behind it or jump into the sex.
Posted: 11 May 2018 18:54

I like slower buildups and conversation to flesh out characters before sex, and then usually sex and more sex, and that's what I write. However, that doesn't seem to be what everyone wants to read; clearly my characters are boring as hell, kind of like their creator, I guess. :)

Topic: When you gave your 1st blow job did the guy cum in your mouth and did you swallow?
Posted: 10 May 2018 21:21

Well, my first blowjob was to myself, and of course I let myself come in my mouth! After all, that's what I'd been trying like a crazy man to do for a week or more. I swallowed too, though it made me a little queasy afterwards. After about the fourth time I sucked myself I had no trouble swallowing, and of course when I gave my first blowjob to another guy, he came like a flood and I swallowed every drop.

Topic: Are you a sucker for a man in uniform?
Posted: 28 Apr 2018 04:33

Well, I've sucked a couple of women in uniform; does that count?

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