Forum posts made by sitting

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Historical Erotica" Competition
Posted 02 Oct 2015 02:26

WOW! Congrats to Ben and all the other winners! We're all winners! Especially Cynthia! :)

Topic Does looking qualify as cheating?
Posted 16 Sep 2015 07:49

Nah, but it doesn't make me feel great if I see you. Basically, what Crissy said. :)

Posted 14 Sep 2015 01:27


Topic Who is YOUR favorite author on Lush?
Posted 04 Sep 2015 07:36

Emilia, the air is pretty thin up here? Are you sure I'm meant to be scaling these heights? Haha well darling if there was any Lush dance card I would want to be on......well it's yours!! Thanks for the compliment. To see my name in the same list as Tashtego et al, is enough to make me blush. Thanks.

Hey of course you deserve to be in there! I don't make mistakes (well, not many!) And where IS Gerry these days? I miss that guy! :(

Topic Lush Summer
Posted 22 Jul 2015 01:50

And I agree with you about Will. The man is a terrific writer, and hopefully we'll have a single author title from him in the not too distant future.

I third this!

Topic What did you have for breakfast?
Posted 21 Jul 2015 02:21

Bran flakes!

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Money Talks" Story Competition
Posted 21 Jul 2015 02:19

Lastly, I would like to clear a little something up. There are unconfirmed rumours circulating that having found out I'd won this competition, that I proceeded to jump up onto the couch and shake my booty like it ain't no thang. I would like to take this opportunity to deny my involvement in any ass-shakin' pink-thong twerkathon.

*clears throat*

It happened! It's viral!

Congratulations on a deserved victory. Buz and Jack's entries were fantastic too. The level in this competition was so high - I feel there should have been a top twenty! But then, I don't have to judge. Idk. CONGRATS! Pour Wine

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 20 Jul 2015 02:44

Strong by London Grammar

I love that song!

Posted 15 Jul 2015 04:48

Topic A Total Publishing Disaster
Posted 15 Jul 2015 04:45

That cover should come with a heat warning! So excited to read this!

Topic Lush Summer
Posted 14 Jul 2015 07:51

...what can you say about SITTING?

Well... you COULD say she looks exactly like the girl on the cover. (she seriously does.)

So excited for August the fifth!

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 23 Jun 2015 02:41

I'll enter if you enter too.

I can't! I really hope you will though. :)

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 07:14

What an awesome idea! Can't say I have any plans to enter but I look forward to reading the entries.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "This is Hardcore" Stories Competition
Posted 05 May 2015 07:36

God, it's kinda surreal!

I never really know how I'm going to fare in these things so this is an awesome outcome for me. I mean, c'mon, I'm in the middle of Jake and Ashleigh. Does life really get any better?! Seriously though, a lot of the entries I read were really impressive. The top ten are all fantastic, and I'm so glad that MadMartigan slipped in. His story was mental in a kinda addictive way. Thank you to everyone who read, voted or commented on my entry - it's oversaid but you guys are the reason I write. Big Hugs

Sitting, you have become quite a force to be reckoned with. Well done!

Thanks Jack! I literally can't believe my romantic self came second in a hardcore competition!

Emilia should really believe me now when I say she's become one of my top 3 favorites here. I think she's passed me by and left me in the dirt with her talent. The frequency she pumps out top notch pieces pisses me off. crybaby crybaby evil4

I have not passed you by. I genuinely liked your story better than mine... honest! It dragged me in and fucked me up!

Topic If You Please
Posted 30 Apr 2015 01:50

I just posted a bunch of belated reviews. I was really surprised to see that some stories didn't have any reviews yet so please everyone, do your best to promote LP and our highly talented authors as best as you can.

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 15 Apr 2015 08:46

My dog ate my computer :(

Seriously, though. When are we gonna see something new and wonderfully unromantic from you? No pressure. ;)

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 15 Apr 2015 04:49

It's a hardcore competition. Not hardass.

Where's your entry smarty pants cat?

Yeah, I'm still waiting!

Topic Would you rather be very wealthy, or live forever?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 04:44

Wealthy. Defs.

Topic My wife's best friend
Posted 14 Apr 2015 08:48

You can't stop yourself wanting the friend. Clearly, yours is an unhappy marriage. If I was your wife, I would hate you. You have to force yourself to have sex with her? That is TERRIBLE. She deserves better! My god! Tell her EXACTLY how you feel. If she doesn't kick you out, kick yourself out. This is not going to end in some wonderful MFF action. You need to figure out your priorities.

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 14 Apr 2015 08:44

I'm pushing past 6,500 and I pretty much since have the "biggish" sex scene left, plus the...epilogue of sorts.

And you went 200 over. angry7

Regardless, mine might be nonsensical drivel at this point anyway...

But remember, I'm coming after you when this eyesore is finished to see if I should bother posting.

Mine was really long too. I think hardcore kinda forces you to write and write and write and sweat and write...

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 08 Apr 2015 02:00

I think that I've come up with something that might work and I'm so excited. Of course the challenge for me is that I'm so sweetly innocent and absolutely wholesome that I may not be able to come up with something "deep and dirty" enough. angel7

Of course you can! I love your stories and believe me, when you start writing dirty, it carries you away. Looking forward to your entry. Big Hugs

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 25 Mar 2015 08:19

Quite right're very busy anyways. No need to enter. Perhaps write something light and fluffy?

Too late! I'm now working on an entry... blame Ash! To be honest I'm struggling with it anyway. Unless I have a HUGE flash of hardcore inspiration, you'll probably beat me. Anyway, I'm pretty sure you rated above me last time, right?

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 19 Mar 2015 08:44

Did someone say... Hardcore?? drunken

I'm scared of entering now. Mine will seem vanilla.

Topic Site-wide email announcement of competitions
Posted 10 Mar 2015 05:38

Like this idea. Maybe we should have like a really quick comp. 24 hours to write a story. Everyone gets messaged. I wonder how many entries there would be... I for one would probably miss it.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our Valentine's Day Poetry Competition
Posted 02 Mar 2015 01:38

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS! Especially to Emily!!! You go, girl! *hugs*

Topic Vegans and Cum-Swallowing
Posted 25 Feb 2015 04:29

This question never even occurred to me.

Topic Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted 25 Feb 2015 04:29

I never would. When I was about eleven and got into little fights with girls, I would say some mean things but they hit me back just as hard. I would never say anything demeaning to a stranger. I never talk about looks anymore. I like to think I've grown out of it. If I find fault with a person, it's through their personality.

Topic Is it possible to write a good story when you havent actually had sex before?
Posted 03 Feb 2015 04:29

The only reason I ever got into reading erotica was becuase I was SO curious about sex. I'd never done it and reading stuff off Lush was exciting and inspiring. I didn't write anything while still being a virgin but I had very little experience when I started writing; most of my stories were creative - not an actual decription of things that happened. I'm pretty sure that most people who write about huge sex parties haven't ACTUALLY experienced them; it's more of putting a fantasy into words and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. If you read sex stories, you can write sex stories, no matter what your virgin-status.

Topic Specific Series
Posted 03 Feb 2015 04:22

Been trying to find a specific story series but I'm not having any luck. Does anyone here know the title to the following story?

A guy is just moving into his new house when his neighbour's daughter invites him to the BBQ they're having. The guy and the daughter wind up having a relationship. The guy is a businessman who can fly small planes, and in a later part of the series flies the daughter with him on a business trip.

I had a quick search but couldn't find anything that matched the description. If you REALLY want to read it, search BBQ and go through every single result... I don't envy you! There are plenty of other fantastic stories to read though; check out the EP section and I'm sure you'll find a new favourite. book

Topic Guilty or Innocent.
Posted 03 Feb 2015 04:18


Have you ever acted like an asshole/bitch just to be 'cool'?