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Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 25 Mar 2015 08:19

Quite right're very busy anyways. No need to enter. Perhaps write something light and fluffy?

Too late! I'm now working on an entry... blame Ash! To be honest I'm struggling with it anyway. Unless I have a HUGE flash of hardcore inspiration, you'll probably beat me. Anyway, I'm pretty sure you rated above me last time, right?

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 19 Mar 2015 08:44

Did someone say... Hardcore?? drunken

I'm scared of entering now. Mine will seem vanilla.

Topic Site-wide email announcement of competitions
Posted 10 Mar 2015 05:38

Like this idea. Maybe we should have like a really quick comp. 24 hours to write a story. Everyone gets messaged. I wonder how many entries there would be... I for one would probably miss it.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our Valentine's Day Poetry Competition
Posted 02 Mar 2015 01:38

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS! Especially to Emily!!! You go, girl! *hugs*

Topic Vegans and Cum-Swallowing
Posted 25 Feb 2015 04:29

This question never even occurred to me.

Topic Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted 25 Feb 2015 04:29

I never would. When I was about eleven and got into little fights with girls, I would say some mean things but they hit me back just as hard. I would never say anything demeaning to a stranger. I never talk about looks anymore. I like to think I've grown out of it. If I find fault with a person, it's through their personality.

Topic Is it possible to write a good story when you havent actually had sex before?
Posted 03 Feb 2015 04:29

The only reason I ever got into reading erotica was becuase I was SO curious about sex. I'd never done it and reading stuff off Lush was exciting and inspiring. I didn't write anything while still being a virgin but I had very little experience when I started writing; most of my stories were creative - not an actual decription of things that happened. I'm pretty sure that most people who write about huge sex parties haven't ACTUALLY experienced them; it's more of putting a fantasy into words and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. If you read sex stories, you can write sex stories, no matter what your virgin-status.

Topic Specific Series
Posted 03 Feb 2015 04:22

Been trying to find a specific story series but I'm not having any luck. Does anyone here know the title to the following story?

A guy is just moving into his new house when his neighbour's daughter invites him to the BBQ they're having. The guy and the daughter wind up having a relationship. The guy is a businessman who can fly small planes, and in a later part of the series flies the daughter with him on a business trip.

I had a quick search but couldn't find anything that matched the description. If you REALLY want to read it, search BBQ and go through every single result... I don't envy you! There are plenty of other fantastic stories to read though; check out the EP section and I'm sure you'll find a new favourite. book

Topic Guilty or Innocent.
Posted 03 Feb 2015 04:18


Have you ever acted like an asshole/bitch just to be 'cool'?

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Some Like it Hot" Story Competition
Posted 03 Feb 2015 01:39

Wow, congratulations! I am so pleased to see Jayne place in the top three - you totally deserve it! *hugs* I must catch up on reading the finalists that I missed! :)

Topic Three-parent babies - anyone else freaked out?
Posted 31 Jan 2015 02:11

I think it's the term being used 'Three parent baby' which is the most off-putting. It shouldn't be broadcast as that.

Topic Cigarette smoking
Posted 31 Jan 2015 01:28

I've smoked less than ten cigarettes in my life and that was when I was a teenager. I'm not opposed to smoking, but it's not a habit I want to create.

Topic Three-parent babies - anyone else freaked out?
Posted 30 Jan 2015 05:05

I know, I know, it will help people have healthy children but is it necessary? I find the whole idea scary and sci-fi like. I know it's not my place to say, because I (hopefully) will never need to consider this kind of thing but I can't help feel it's just... wrong. The prcedure sounds like it makes sense but when I look at the whole thing and think, 'a child would have DNA from three people' it doesn't sit right with me.

What does everyone else think?

Topic Apple Cider Vinegar, Have you tried it?
Posted 30 Jan 2015 04:45

I've never drank it neat. My brother bought this exact same bottle - he used to have bad skin but it didn't help much. I'm going to try it out, especially with some of the suggestions on here. Anything's better than cod liver oil!

Topic How effective is story spamming to friends?
Posted 29 Jan 2015 04:55

Then don't. Sadly the forum is already suffering from people who can't design as well as they write.

I was sure that rule was one image at a maximum of 150px high - but I see three mods on this thread alone breaking that


Topic How effective is story spamming to friends?
Posted 29 Jan 2015 02:00

I save story spamming for when I'm particularly proud of something I've written. I don't send out messages everytime I publish a story.

I generally try to read the stories that other authors spam me with. I don't mind. Sometimes you discover an amazing writer.

I think it's worth it, so long as you don't do it every single time (unless you're awesome.)

Topic How To Win An EP By Accident... (A lecture on writing poetry...)
Posted 29 Jan 2015 01:57

Oh, stop being so bashful. It was an awesome piece! :)

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 23 Jan 2015 04:45

Chatnstroke hates chatting AND stroking, and much prefers watersports and trampolining.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 23 Jan 2015 04:35

Everybody Hurts by REM

Topic What Are The Most Memorable Movie Scenes That Have Stayed With You Always?
Posted 18 Jan 2015 09:15

The scene in The Godfather where Al Pacino is about to kill the drug guy and the bent copper.
The scene in For A Few Dollars More where Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef blow each others hats off.

Topic What's your WIP (work in progress) about?
Posted 18 Jan 2015 09:13

A hooker, a muderer, a loathsome guy and the pursuit of happiness. Don't blame me if it doesn't get finished.

Topic Fat People -Thick or what!
Posted 08 Jan 2015 04:07

They're not thick. I think that once they start, they find it difficult to stop. I mean, imagine if all women kept eating for two after they'd had their baby. Half the world would be obese. People get into bad habits and we shouldn't judge them but help them. My dad's friend was huge (literally, as wide as the door), he had a gastric band put in and he looks GREAT. He has young kids and now he can enjoy them. I personally tell myself that if I don't buy junk food, I won't eat it - if it's in the cupboard, it gets eaten. Everyone should do this when they go shopping. Avoid it as soon as you can. Don't just think 'I won't eat it' because when it's there you will, or it'll get wasted which isn't good either. I also think junk food should carry health warnings, and like a huge red exclamation mark if the fat/sugar content is high.

Topic Gals, do you date outside your race?
Posted 19 Dec 2014 04:34

Obviously! I would miss out on the best guys around otherwise.

Topic what would it be???
Posted 19 Dec 2014 04:33

That all nuclear weapons should be destroyed.

Topic Any experts on Sherlock Holmes?
Posted 19 Dec 2014 04:30

Does it really matter? In the last Harry Potter book, JK Rowling got it wrong when she said that, 'The muggles who lived in Grimmauld Place had long since accepted the amusing mistake in the numbering that had caused number eleven to sit beside number thirteen.' Obviously, 11 and 13 would be on opposite sides of the street in England. Authors are human too. I find it kind of pleasing, actually.

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 19 Dec 2014 04:16

Mysteria works as a secret agent for the Iranian version of the CIA.

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 18 Dec 2014 04:50

Frank was once seduced by Shirley Bassey in a small Welsh pub.

Topic Announcing our "Some Like it Hot" Story Competition
Posted 17 Dec 2014 04:46

So I spent all morning devising a triple-twisted, melodramatic thriller before reading this. I had fifteen characters!

Stories are to be restricted to 3500 words, as an added challenge book

Topic Announcing our "Some Like it Hot" Story Competition
Posted 17 Dec 2014 01:10

Ooh, exciting! I have no idea what to write!