Forum posts made by sitting

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 23 Jun 2015 02:41



I'll enter if you enter too.

I can't! I really hope you will though. :)

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 07:14

What an awesome idea! Can't say I have any plans to enter but I look forward to reading the entries.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "This is Hardcore" Stories Competition
Posted 05 May 2015 07:36

God, it's kinda surreal!

I never really know how I'm going to fare in these things so this is an awesome outcome for me. I mean, c'mon, I'm in the middle of Jake and Ashleigh. Does life really get any better?! Seriously though, a lot of the entries I read were really impressive. The top ten are all fantastic, and I'm so glad that MadMartigan slipped in. His story was mental in a kinda addictive way. Thank you to everyone who read, voted or commented on my entry - it's oversaid but you guys are the reason I write. Big Hugs



Sitting, you have become quite a force to be reckoned with. Well done!

Thanks Jack! I literally can't believe my romantic self came second in a hardcore competition!
Seriously.

Emilia should really believe me now when I say she's become one of my top 3 favorites here. I think she's passed me by and left me in the dirt with her talent. The frequency she pumps out top notch pieces pisses me off. crybaby crybaby evil4
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I have not passed you by. I genuinely liked your story better than mine... honest! It dragged me in and fucked me up!

Topic If You Please
Posted 30 Apr 2015 01:50

I just posted a bunch of belated reviews. I was really surprised to see that some stories didn't have any reviews yet so please everyone, do your best to promote LP and our highly talented authors as best as you can.

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 15 Apr 2015 08:46



My dog ate my computer :(

Seriously, though. When are we gonna see something new and wonderfully unromantic from you? No pressure. ;)

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 15 Apr 2015 04:49



It's a hardcore competition. Not hardass.




Where's your entry smarty pants cat?

Yeah, I'm still waiting!

Topic Would you rather be very wealthy, or live forever?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 04:44

Wealthy. Defs.

Topic My wife's best friend
Posted 14 Apr 2015 08:48

You can't stop yourself wanting the friend. Clearly, yours is an unhappy marriage. If I was your wife, I would hate you. You have to force yourself to have sex with her? That is TERRIBLE. She deserves better! My god! Tell her EXACTLY how you feel. If she doesn't kick you out, kick yourself out. This is not going to end in some wonderful MFF action. You need to figure out your priorities.

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 14 Apr 2015 08:44



I'm pushing past 6,500 and I pretty much since have the "biggish" sex scene left, plus the...epilogue of sorts.

And you went 200 over. angry7

Regardless, mine might be nonsensical drivel at this point anyway...

But remember, I'm coming after you when this eyesore is finished to see if I should bother posting.

Mine was really long too. I think hardcore kinda forces you to write and write and write and sweat and write...

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 08 Apr 2015 02:00

I think that I've come up with something that might work and I'm so excited. Of course the challenge for me is that I'm so sweetly innocent and absolutely wholesome that I may not be able to come up with something "deep and dirty" enough. angel7

Of course you can! I love your stories and believe me, when you start writing dirty, it carries you away. Looking forward to your entry. Big Hugs

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 25 Mar 2015 08:19



Quite right Emilia....you're very busy anyways. No need to enter. Perhaps write something light and fluffy?



Too late! I'm now working on an entry... blame Ash! To be honest I'm struggling with it anyway. Unless I have a HUGE flash of hardcore inspiration, you'll probably beat me. Anyway, I'm pretty sure you rated above me last time, right?

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 19 Mar 2015 08:44

Did someone say... Hardcore?? drunken


https://upload.lushstories.com/1568688119-hardcorefun.gif

I'm scared of entering now. Mine will seem vanilla.

Topic Site-wide email announcement of competitions
Posted 10 Mar 2015 05:38

Like this idea. Maybe we should have like a really quick comp. 24 hours to write a story. Everyone gets messaged. I wonder how many entries there would be... I for one would probably miss it.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our Valentine's Day Poetry Competition
Posted 02 Mar 2015 01:38

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS! Especially to Emily!!! You go, girl! *hugs*

Topic Vegans and Cum-Swallowing
Posted 25 Feb 2015 04:29

This question never even occurred to me.

Topic Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted 25 Feb 2015 04:29

I never would. When I was about eleven and got into little fights with girls, I would say some mean things but they hit me back just as hard. I would never say anything demeaning to a stranger. I never talk about looks anymore. I like to think I've grown out of it. If I find fault with a person, it's through their personality.

Topic Is it possible to write a good story when you havent actually had sex before?
Posted 03 Feb 2015 04:29

The only reason I ever got into reading erotica was becuase I was SO curious about sex. I'd never done it and reading stuff off Lush was exciting and inspiring. I didn't write anything while still being a virgin but I had very little experience when I started writing; most of my stories were creative - not an actual decription of things that happened. I'm pretty sure that most people who write about huge sex parties haven't ACTUALLY experienced them; it's more of putting a fantasy into words and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. If you read sex stories, you can write sex stories, no matter what your virgin-status.

Topic Specific Series
Posted 03 Feb 2015 04:22

Been trying to find a specific story series but I'm not having any luck. Does anyone here know the title to the following story?

A guy is just moving into his new house when his neighbour's daughter invites him to the BBQ they're having. The guy and the daughter wind up having a relationship. The guy is a businessman who can fly small planes, and in a later part of the series flies the daughter with him on a business trip.

I had a quick search but couldn't find anything that matched the description. If you REALLY want to read it, search BBQ and go through every single result... I don't envy you! There are plenty of other fantastic stories to read though; check out the EP section and I'm sure you'll find a new favourite. book

Topic Guilty or Innocent.
Posted 03 Feb 2015 04:18

Innocent.

Have you ever acted like an asshole/bitch just to be 'cool'?

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Some Like it Hot" Story Competition
Posted 03 Feb 2015 01:39

Wow, congratulations! I am so pleased to see Jayne place in the top three - you totally deserve it! *hugs* I must catch up on reading the finalists that I missed! :)

Topic Three-parent babies - anyone else freaked out?
Posted 31 Jan 2015 02:11

I think it's the term being used 'Three parent baby' which is the most off-putting. It shouldn't be broadcast as that.

Topic Cigarette smoking
Posted 31 Jan 2015 01:28

I've smoked less than ten cigarettes in my life and that was when I was a teenager. I'm not opposed to smoking, but it's not a habit I want to create.

Topic Three-parent babies - anyone else freaked out?
Posted 30 Jan 2015 05:05

I know, I know, it will help people have healthy children but is it necessary? I find the whole idea scary and sci-fi like. I know it's not my place to say, because I (hopefully) will never need to consider this kind of thing but I can't help feel it's just... wrong. The prcedure sounds like it makes sense but when I look at the whole thing and think, 'a child would have DNA from three people' it doesn't sit right with me.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/11377992/Three-parent-baby-law-is-irresponsible-says-Church-of-England-ahead-of-vote.html


What does everyone else think?

Topic Apple Cider Vinegar, Have you tried it?
Posted 30 Jan 2015 04:45

I've never drank it neat. My brother bought this exact same bottle - he used to have bad skin but it didn't help much. I'm going to try it out, especially with some of the suggestions on here. Anything's better than cod liver oil!

Topic How effective is story spamming to friends?
Posted 29 Jan 2015 04:55



Then don't. Sadly the forum is already suffering from people who can't design as well as they write.

I was sure that rule was one image at a maximum of 150px high - but I see three mods on this thread alone breaking that

Charming!

Topic How effective is story spamming to friends?
Posted 29 Jan 2015 02:00

I save story spamming for when I'm particularly proud of something I've written. I don't send out messages everytime I publish a story.

I generally try to read the stories that other authors spam me with. I don't mind. Sometimes you discover an amazing writer.

I think it's worth it, so long as you don't do it every single time (unless you're awesome.)

Topic How To Win An EP By Accident... (A lecture on writing poetry...)
Posted 29 Jan 2015 01:57

Oh, stop being so bashful. It was an awesome piece! :)

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 23 Jan 2015 04:45

Chatnstroke hates chatting AND stroking, and much prefers watersports and trampolining.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 23 Jan 2015 04:35

Everybody Hurts by REM