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smoothgrl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 28
0 miles · United Kingdom

About

I'm Irish, 27 (2021) and live in the UK.

First thing, That profile pic is NOT me. I'm waaayyy too much of a Scardy Cat to put a pic of me on a site like this. Her name is Sarah Ellen Robertson if you are interested, and yes, she's stunningly beautiful, with such a sexy, cute smile.

Second, should you ask, Where? Everywhere? Smooth how? If my name is that complicated to you? I consider you too stupid to chat with.

I value polite, interesting, funny, engaging people.

Am here for chat. That's it. I do not Cyber, RP, AP, Phone, Vid, Gruveo. Also, am not a Subby, nor am I looking for a Daddy, but I do enjoy chatting with older guys. I've always been very mature for my age and get along with older guys, in real life as well as chat.

I'm in a relationship, have been with my B/F over eight years now, at time of writing this in 2021, Yes, he knows I chat. He thinks the idea of going out of your way to chat with strangers on the internet is complete and utter madness, he's much more the Tall, Dark, Silent type.

It really has taken me forever to get around to filling this out as I am super paranoid about my safety online, and will update this if and when I can think of what I've missed.

Also, I usually have the pic and vids blocked, it's one of my favourite things about this site, that it remembers who you have blocked.
That's not to say I don't have favourite pic posters, they know who they are, as I'm never shy about letting them know I appreciate their efforts and taste in pics.

Interests
Music, Guitar, Piano, Ukulele, Swimming, Reading, Gigs, Travel, Fashion, Shopping, Travelling and Shopping, Chatting, Shopping, Friends, Shopping and .... Shopping.

Favorite Books
The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks, anything by Cecelia Ahern specially P.S. I Love You, afraid to admit just how many times I have re-read each of those, every time I need a good cry.
Any good crime novel, Kay Scarpetta, Patricia Cornwell, James Patterson for my holidays.

Favorite Authors
See above

Favorite Movies
Wayyy too many to mention, whatever I've just watched on Netflix, Too much of a scardy cat, so I can't watch horror movies, I do enjoy si-fi, but not a fan of Star Wars or Star Trek.

Favorite TV Shows
The Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon, Friends, Netflix Addict, Sheeesh, I watch too much T.V.

Favorite Music
I have a seriously, seriously eclectic tastes in music, from really early blues, 60's hippy, Ska, Reggae, Dub, Electro, and more.

From Helen Kane singing Button Up Your Overcoat, To Skrillex pumping out Bangarang, to Madness Two Stepping to My Girl and Sister Rosetta Tharpe kicking off Rock and Roll with Up Above My Head, of course, Michael Bublé is a God, Imelda May, Lisa Hannigan, Bob Marley,The Spice Girls, Green Day, and yes, even Ed Sheeran gets space on my iPhone.
Impossible to pin down my tastes in music, but you can tell I have been hugely influenced by my Dad, being exposed to his gigantic song collection my whole life. We also play music together, I suffer from crippilling shyness, and it's a daily fight to overcome its effects, so he's one of the few people I can play my guitar in front of/with.

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Chatrooms
Erotic Pictures
Erotic Reading
Forums
Music
Socialising