Forum posts made by snowyman8

Topic An evi leprechaun curses you, and you can only do one sex position forever...
Posted 03 Dec 2012 13:22

I'd bend that little, green dude over and do him from behind, doggie style! Teach that evil, little man a lesson about putting evil curses on people. Oh, and because I like that particular position.

Topic Your Favorite Celebrity Crush
Posted 03 Dec 2012 04:38

I think I was born a few decades late. I've always had a thing for Audrey Hepburn.

Topic High School Analogies
Posted 03 Dec 2012 04:27

Topic High School Analogies
Posted 03 Dec 2012 04:27

Here are a few more. These came from a teacher friend a while back who posted it on FB.

1)They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
2)He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
3)The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
4)Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
5)Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."

I actually thought number 5 was, in fact, awesome.

Topic Have you ever been on a date and
Posted 03 Dec 2012 04:11

Yes, although that was the intent. I was dating a lady who wanted to go to a couples club. We ended up having sex in a room in front of others. Then she "picked" another woman for me, and we were both with her; after that, I "picked" another guy for her and she had her way with him.

Topic who writes the hottest stories the men or the ladies
Posted 02 Dec 2012 19:13

Generally, the ladies. I'm sure there are exceptions. I've tried and can't seem to come close to mastering it.
But overall, it's the ladies.

Topic How far can we count?
Posted 30 Nov 2012 18:05


Topic Readers: Do sex scenes have to be explicit?
Posted 28 Nov 2012 06:59

LOL... Oh, you'll get a Rep... every author does. I didn't really consider it either at first. I think once you have about 4-5 stories posted, people will have a general sense of your style and what to expect, but yes, it's something that evolves the more you post and definitely can change.

Well, since I have just posted my fifth story, I guess I should probably get my sh@t together! LOL YIKES! No pressure. Embarassed (climbing under my bed to hide.)

Topic Readers: Do sex scenes have to be explicit?
Posted 28 Nov 2012 06:26

Wow, Dancing Doll, thank you. I really appreciate the thoughtful response.

However, I'm a bit stunned that you dropped the "R" word on me. d'oh! I don't know that I'd really considered the fact that I could actually get a reputation on the Lush based upon the type of stories I wrote.

That actually gave me something else to ponder. As someone still relatively new to posting stories here, is your reputation(as an author) generally built on your first stories or do readers give you time to evolve? This may be too general a question to ask, however it is currently stewing away at my brain.

Topic Readers: Do sex scenes have to be explicit?
Posted 28 Nov 2012 05:32

Now that I've written a few stories here on Lush, I have a few questions to pose which I'm curious. Do readers prefer stories in which the action is explicitly written? I've written a couple of stories with a lot of implied buildup, but I'm not able to determine from the comments I've received, if people truly enjoy this style over another. Although I'm attempting to write a cross section of stories, which I enjoy doing, I'm just wondering what I might be able to do to increase the reception.

Also, I really enjoy using cliffhangers. For me, it allows me as a reader to add my own thoughts as to what happened next. Is this a turn off for readers? I've only received one comment that led me to believe this might be the case, so I'm asking.


Topic surfing lush, is it fun? or is it lust? in mind we spent hours of life here??????????
Posted 28 Nov 2012 04:05

I saw the requirement for the response you would like to receive, and decided you might not like my contribution, especially if you decided it wasn't my real opinion. So I didn't offer one.

Plus, it's not even 8am here and I haven't had any coffee yet. tard

I kind of have to agree with Shylass. There is no way I can possibly deal with all those questions without a full pot of coffee in me. coffee In the meantime, at least I have an activity to keep me busy while I wake up. (Hmmm, okay, Scott, focus. One question mark, two question marks, three question marks...)8-

Topic How do men feel about red headed women?
Posted 26 Nov 2012 17:56

Topic What was your first vehicle you owned?
Posted 26 Nov 2012 17:49

Sadly, this one isn't mine but it looks darn close. First vehicle I ever owned and the one I have the fondest memories. 1979 Jeep CJ7 ragtop. It was a thing of beauty.

Topic How about a WIN thread?
Posted 26 Nov 2012 17:13

Funny. This track, "Thank You", was actually off the 1969 album Led Zeppelin II, not 1975. So this was kind of a fail of a win. d'oh!

Topic Wife Share or not share
Posted 26 Nov 2012 15:05

Agreed with both the posters above. Keep it in your head. The jealousy that you admit to having most likely would not be able to tolerate reality. Fantasies are great. They do not always equate to real life. Good luck!

Topic Favorite football team?
Posted 26 Nov 2012 14:18

Seattle Seahawks fan, since 1979

Topic Disagree or Agree?
Posted 26 Nov 2012 14:12

Let me cover the long distance thing first.
I think it depends. As a general rule, for new relationships, I've found that the long distance thing is a killer. I've had two and the didn't work out. I've known many people in my life and none that worked out.
Now, that said, I did state this was regarding new relationships. In other words, a couple that is not in a marriage or long term committment. I also think that time, in some cases, matters.
I know several military couples that have spent tons of time apart, yet are able to keep the relationship strong and lasting. I also have a friend who's been married for nearly ten years and yet is away for work for periods of 30-60 days at a time.
So, I think it really matters on the circumstances and the two people involved as well as where they see the relationship going.
Make sense?
Hope this helped....

Topic Remember the 80's?
Posted 26 Nov 2012 09:51

Topic Petitions to secede from the United States after the election
Posted 26 Nov 2012 09:35

Okay, I figured out links here. :-) Thought this funny enough to share.


Topic Sheer - See Thru
Posted 26 Nov 2012 09:28

Topic Do you appreciate wine?
Posted 26 Nov 2012 08:49

Anyone else appreciate good wine? What are your two favorite wines or the two BEST bottles you have ever had? For myself the best bottle of French I've ever had is a 1983 Palmer that was simply amazing and glorious. I had it with dinner at the Petrus Restaurant in Hong Kong overlooking the city skyline. For a USA wine the best ever would have to be a 1996 Shafer Hillside Select. So rich and silky!!

Love it. Two favorite wineries are Archery Summit and Leonetti. I really enjoy the Pinot from the first and Cab from the second.
Though I haven't really gotten into French as much as I feel I'd like, I have fallen for really good Malbec.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 26 Nov 2012 08:44

My Spotify station which is playing Of Monsters and Men

Topic Post a random fact
Posted 26 Nov 2012 08:37

The wick of a trick candle has small amounts of magnesium in them. When you light the candle, you are also lighting the magnesium. When someone tries to blow out the flame, the magnesium inside the wick continues to burn and, in just a split second (or two or three), relights the wick.

Topic Finger nails?
Posted 26 Nov 2012 08:35

I like short, shaped, and nicely painted fingernails.


Topic Cooperative, multi-author project needs input
Posted 26 Nov 2012 08:33

What a great idea. I've read several novels that were written this way by currently bestselling authors. I really look forward to the final product and hope it gets posted here on Lush!

Topic Petitions to secede from the United States after the election
Posted 26 Nov 2012 08:27

I noticed on the White House site there was also a petition demanding all people signing these petitions to leave the union should be deported. I signed that one! LOL
Has anyone seem the "response" from Obama to the State of Texas regarding leaving? Hysterically funny. For some reason I can't figure out how to paste links here..but it's all over the interest.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 26 Nov 2012 07:06

Fantastic legs with a dreamy avatar!

Topic whats your favorite type of story?
Posted 24 Nov 2012 19:17

I try to write stories the same way I enjoy reading them. I prefer content and a plot that is rich with detail. Good characters with lots of detail. I have to admit this ends up being a longer story; however, I would prefer that to a shorter story with no depth. I know many writers here that are able to tell an amazing short, short story. I don't have that talent. In terms of themes I tend to prefer group sex, MILF, threesomes, bisexual, and well done **Content removed by moderator. Violates Lush TOS.** .

Topic Authors, If you could recommend only one of your stories, which one would it be?
Posted 24 Nov 2012 16:28

I've posted four stories at this point. All of which are separate parts of the same series. If I had to pick one, it would be Into the Woods, part four. Though do to a bit of the subject matter, it was posted to the taboo section. This was the first of the four in which that occured.

Topic Customizing my profile
Posted 24 Nov 2012 15:01

I've looked through several of the forum threads as well as the FAQ's under the help section and am coming up empty.
Can someone provide me links to where I can get directions on customizing my profile page?

I'm looking to rearrange my profile page so that recent activity section is hidden. I've noticed a lot of profiles do this and I think it looks cleaner.

Any thoughts, suggestions, or links would be greatly appreciated. I don't want to take up a huge amount of bandwith by turning this into a how to thread. So, links or a private email with details would be awesome!