About Spanker

Biography

I only spank women. And only on the bare!

It is my sole intention to spread goodwill, happiness and cheer. If I offend anybody it will not be deliberate; more so ignorance. I will rarely engage in petty argument in the chat rooms. I may make an exception to self important, self serving, hypocritical and arrogant individuals!

I have employed an assistant, for protection purposes. I recently had my ruler taken from me by a particularly feisty lady, who then proceeded to spank me with it. Spanked with my own ruler! The indignity of it all! That fate will not await me again.

To more enjoyable matters: the magnificent rear you see all around me is my favourite bottom ever. I am ashamed to admit, I have yet to spank it!

Name:
Spanker Extraordinaire
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Virgo
Location:
Spankland, United Kingdom
Interests:
Spanking: both sexual and punishment! Other than that, spanking. Apart from those, just spanking really!
Favorite Books:
Spanking for Britain, by Spanker Extraordinaire; Bend Over and Brace Yourself Michelle, by Spanker Extraordinaire;

TO BE PUBLISHED: An Air Stewardess Gets More Than She Bargained For, by Spanker Extraordinaire; ALSO TO BE PUBLISHED: Claire Submits To A Stranger, by Spanker Extraordinaire. A LONGER TERM PROJECT: The Park Bench, by Spanker Extraordinaire and with additional content provided by a pert bottomed lovely!
Favorite Movies:
Bend Over, You Naughty Girl: Produced and Directed by Spanker Extraordinaire;

COMING SOON: Michelle The Air Stewardess Serves Her Passengers (Based On The Book Above): Produced, Directed and Starring Spanker Extraordinaire. STOP PRESS: This project has been temporarily suspended, as there are too many current stories where the heroine is named Michelle!
Favorite Music:
I don't spank to music, although I might make an exception provided the lady in question submits to being spanked on a park bench, in daylight!

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29 May 2010
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Topic: Who has the best profile background you've seen?
Posted: 27 Sep 2010 03:00

Check out the cake I made Spanker (the one with the ruler) for his birthday - on his profile!

And very nice it was too!!!

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Friends Comments

Swollen
Feint heart never shagged a bullock!!!
01 Aug 2014 08:35
Spanker
You truly are magnificent my dear!!!
31 May 2014 02:28
Lush
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
01 Jan 2014 00:20
Swollen
Spank away, my friend, spank away!! X
20 Sep 2013 00:12
Spanker
MAGNIFICENT!
24 Aug 2013 11:05
05 Jun 2012 03:51
Lush
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
30 Dec 2011 18:13
Swollen
Merry Spanking Christmas Kevin !! I have baked another cake for you, when you're ready !!
14 Dec 2011 14:17
Swollen
I missed your Birthday on the 13th ! Another year older and wiser under your belt !! Anyway - here's this years cake - long may I bake for you xx
22 Sep 2011 12:44
Swollen
Missed you - how nice to see your smiley ruler again. My arse !!!!!!
15 Sep 2011 02:41
emeraldsnrubys
thanks for the pic comment!!!!!
30 Apr 2011 22:50
Swollen
You old bugger !!! When I catch you - sparks will fly !! xx
09 Mar 2011 08:19
Swollen
Kisses to you in Spankland ! xxx
21 Jan 2011 12:13
Swollen
Greetings from Hedonism - lots of rulers here !! xxx
28 Dec 2010 19:58
Swollen
Have they taken you captive Spanker ? I know there was a threat made ....... thought it was a bluff !
11 Nov 2010 08:46
Swollen
"They seek him here, they seek him there, those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That damned elusive Pimpernel." A man of mystery
19 Oct 2010 01:25
30 Sep 2010 01:55
Swollen
This should do it !!

30 Sep 2010 01:51
Spanker
To borrow and slightly bastardise the immortal quote from Jaws when they saw the size of the shark, properly, for the first time: I'm (We're) going to need a bigger ruler! (boat!)
29 Sep 2010 02:47
Spanker
The music, my dear Michelle, is for you. Now...Get 'em orf!!!
22 Sep 2010 18:45
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