About Spanker
Biography

I only spank women. And only on the bare!

It is my sole intention to spread goodwill, happiness and cheer. If I offend anybody it will not be deliberate; more so ignorance. I will rarely engage in petty argument in the chat rooms. I may make an exception to self important, self serving, hypocritical and arrogant individuals!

I have employed an assistant, for protection purposes. I recently had my ruler taken from me by a particularly feisty lady, who then proceeded to spank me with it. Spanked with my own ruler! The indignity of it all! That fate will not await me again.

To more enjoyable matters: the magnificent rear you see all around me is my favourite bottom ever. I am ashamed to admit, I have yet to spank it!

Name:
Spanker Extraordinaire
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Virgo
Location:
Spankland, United Kingdom
Interests:
Spanking: both sexual and punishment! Other than that, spanking. Apart from those, just spanking really!
Favorite Books:
Spanking for Britain, by Spanker Extraordinaire; Bend Over and Brace Yourself Michelle, by Spanker Extraordinaire;

TO BE PUBLISHED: An Air Stewardess Gets More Than She Bargained For, by Spanker Extraordinaire; ALSO TO BE PUBLISHED: Claire Submits To A Stranger, by Spanker Extraordinaire. A LONGER TERM PROJECT: The Park Bench, by Spanker Extraordinaire and with additional content provided by a pert bottomed lovely!
Favorite Movies:
Bend Over, You Naughty Girl: Produced and Directed by Spanker Extraordinaire;

COMING SOON: Michelle The Air Stewardess Serves Her Passengers (Based On The Book Above): Produced, Directed and Starring Spanker Extraordinaire. STOP PRESS: This project has been temporarily suspended, as there are too many current stories where the heroine is named Michelle!
Favorite Music:
I don't spank to music, although I might make an exception provided the lady in question submits to being spanked on a park bench, in daylight!
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29 May 2010
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Topic: Who has the best profile background you've seen?
Posted: 27 Sep 2010 03:00

Check out the cake I made Spanker (the one with the ruler) for his birthday - on his profile!

And very nice it was too!!!

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Friends Comments
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Swollen
Posted: 01 Aug 2014 08:35
Feint heart never shagged a bullock!!!
Spanker
Posted: 31 May 2014 02:28
You truly are magnificent my dear!!!
Swollen
Posted: 28 May 2014 13:18
Lush
Posted: 01 Jan 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Swollen
Posted: 20 Sep 2013 00:12
Spank away, my friend, spank away!! X
Spanker
Posted: 24 Aug 2013 11:05
MAGNIFICENT!
Swollen
Posted: 10 Aug 2013 05:31

Releasing ambitions?? I'm all for it ! Xx
Swollen
Posted: 05 Jun 2012 03:51
Swollen
Posted: 01 Jun 2012 06:07
Well, well, well - the wander returns to scatter his seeds ! Of course the pics are me - thank you for your kindness in words xxx
Lush
Posted: 30 Dec 2011 18:13
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Swollen
Posted: 14 Dec 2011 14:17
Merry Spanking Christmas Kevin !! I have baked another cake for you, when you're ready !!
Swollen
Posted: 22 Sep 2011 12:44
I missed your Birthday on the 13th ! Another year older and wiser under your belt !! Anyway - here's this years cake - long may I bake for you xx
Swollen
Posted: 15 Sep 2011 02:41
Missed you - how nice to see your smiley ruler again. My arse !!!!!!
emeraldsnrubys
Posted: 30 Apr 2011 22:50
thanks for the pic comment!!!!!
Swollen
Posted: 09 Mar 2011 08:19
You old bugger !!! When I catch you - sparks will fly !! xx
Swollen
Posted: 21 Jan 2011 12:13
Kisses to you in Spankland ! xxx
Swollen
Posted: 28 Dec 2010 19:58
Greetings from Hedonism - lots of rulers here !! xxx
Swollen
Posted: 11 Nov 2010 08:46
Have they taken you captive Spanker ? I know there was a threat made ....... thought it was a bluff !
Swollen
Posted: 19 Oct 2010 01:25
"They seek him here, they seek him there, those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That damned elusive Pimpernel." A man of mystery
Swollen
Posted: 30 Sep 2010 01:55
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