Denise could drive me crazy in at least three different ways.

Number 1: She could be sulky, bossy, sarcastic, impossible to please and pathologically unreliable.

Number 2: She could be provocative, charming, seductive and frankly more dirty in bed than any other woman I ever met.

Number 3: There was no way to tell which of the first two she would be on any given day.

So it was always going to be a bad idea to drive one hundred and fifty miles in the hope of getting to fuck her. But when she emailed me that photo at lunchtime I thought I had pretty strong grounds for optimism...

Subject - Me in my boring hotel room

Hey babe!

I'm stuck at that boring conference in Baltimore and desperate for some entertainment. There's a very big bed. Why aren't you here?

Love,
Dxxx

And the picture? Denise sprawled on that big bed in green and black lace lingerie, her hair tousled, her lips parted, one arm stretching up to hold the camera and the other slipped into her cute lace panties, her slim fingers stretching the fabric where they caressed the gorgeous cleft at the top of her parted thighs.

Hard to resist. I emailed her that I was on my way. I grabbed a new shirt and a few other essentials from a store near my office, emailed Penny from next-door to keep an eye on my place for the weekend, and began the drive to Baltimore, making the three hour journey with a more or less constant hard-on at the thought of beautiful, desperate Denise lying there wet and waiting for me. I imagined sucking her. Kissing her tits. Fucking her mouth, then her cunt and then finishing off by fucking her voluptuous ass. Then I was going to take her to dinner, and then we were going to do it all over again as often as possible until Sunday night. That was my plan.

What an idiot. I get there, park, and run awkwardly up the hotel steps with my cock trying to poke a hole in my pants. Then as I approach the reception desk I see Denise. She's at the bar. She has her coat on. And her bag packed.

She walks over. "Hey!" she says and kisses my cheek.

"Hi!"

"Babe, I am so sorry but I'm going. It's all done!"

"But... what about the email?"

"Oh, I know. It was a cute picture wasn't it? Did you like it? I tried to send it Wednesday but they only got the wi-fi working in the room today. I thought you'd still want to see me in my best underwear. The conference got less boring after that but I wish you'd come earlier."

"But... I'm here now. Why don't you stay another night?"

"I would love that so much. But I'm flying to LA for Sandie's wedding... Aw honey." She leans her head towards mine and adds in a whisper "Did you drive all this way just to fuck me?" and she trails a hand casually across the front of my trousers, her fingertips brushing against my erection. She smiles up at me. "That is so sexy... Oh, I think that's my cab."

So now it's 10.30 at night and I'm nearing the end of my three hour drive home, with nothing to keep me company but my bad mood and my frustrated cock. I park the car in the drive. I slam the car door louder than my neighbours would like. I need a drink. And then I really need to jerk off. I open the front door.

I guess we all know how our houses ought to sound when they're empty, so straight away I know there is someone else in there. I stand in the hall listening. I'm a big guy and in good shape for 38 but I'm totally unarmed.

"Terrific. Now I'm going to get murdered. The perfect end to a perfect day,” I think.

At the door to the living room I hear someone breathing. If they are a murderer they are very shy. I break the silence. "Hello?... Is there someone there?"

A small rustling. Then... "Mr H?"

"Penny?"

I switch on the light.

"Um... sorry if I frightened you," she says.

I should tell you about Penny. She's the au pair for my neighbours' kids and she comes round to clean my place for some extra money once a week. She's pretty but without ever showing it off. Maybe she's not even aware of it. I've certainly never seen her wear make up. I guess she's about 22, and she's sporty, athletic even, which must help when she's racing around after the Morrison's terrible kids while their parents sit on the deck and bitch at each-other about who does the least for the family.

Penny only ever seems to wear a t-shirt, running shorts and sneakers and I doubt her wardrobe contains anything like a cocktail outfit or a pair of high heels. She has light brown hair cut short in a boyish style, and she usually has a big smile with just one intriguing lop-sided dimple that gives a little sardonic twist to her wide-brown-eyed nice-girl look.

She isn't smiling now. Penny is looking awkward.

"Hi, Mister H..."

"Wow, you're working late. And in the dark."

"Mm. Well, yeah. I actually cleaned earlier. But I... I think I left a book here so I came back to look for it just now. Sorry."

"Not a problem. Did you find it?"

"No. I think maybe I didn't leave it here after all. So I should- "

"Well, I can help you look." I walk past her into the living room "What was the book? I was going to have a glass of wine. You want one? I've had a really frustrating day."

"No. I... "

I'm not a tidy guy but there are some things I always put away. So there was only one possible explanation for what I see then on the coffee table. The box for a DVD that I always keep right at the back of the cabinet. The artwork is eye-catching: a big-breasted young woman with scarlet lipstick and a mass of black curls. She's wearing a studded leather corset and thigh-length boots and is licking the tip of a flintlock pistol.

"Well, maybe you didn't find your book, but I see you found something else interesting..."

"Oh God!" she says. She stands there in the doorway blushing, staring at the rug. "I'm sorry Mister H... I really should go."

"Is red wine OK? I've got a bottle open."

"I'm really sorry. I'm so embarrassed."

"Don't worry about it. I guess I'm the one who should be embarrassed. Look what you found in my house... Ah well. We'll both just have to just learn live with it." I pour the wine and hand her a glass.

She takes it. "You're not mad at me?"

"Not at all. Maybe surprised? Not mad."

She sits on the arm of the sofa and takes a gulp of wine. "Thanks" she says.

"It's just a dirty movie, Penny."

"I found it when I was here earlier... I was just curious to see what it was like, is all. I didn't watch much of it." She runs a hand through her soft brown fringe.

"Nothing wrong with being curious."

She blushes again and gives me a hint of that smile, then drinks again.

"How are the Morrisons?" I ask.

"They're the same as ever. Good I guess."

"Jimmy looks like a gorilla on a tractor when he mows that lawn."

She laughs and I see that dimple again.

"How long have you been there?"

"About six weeks. It's just until I start my Masters."

"Well, they're lucky to have you. You work really hard. I've seen you. You're a blur of speed. Like Road-Runner." I sit on the sofa and pick up the DVD case. It's empty, so the disc must be in the player. "Did you enjoy it?"

"I just... It was... I don't know... different."

"Different from what?"

"Well... everything in my life is so... nice, you know? Sometimes it gets kind of... irksome."

"Irksome?"

"Sorry, English major."

"It's a good word. It's expressive. How is being "nice" irksome? I'd assumed you were being a nice girl deliberately."

"What's that meant to mean?"

"I mean "nice" is how you present yourself to the world. It's a good thing. The world needs nice people who are great with kids and keep everything neat and tidy and don't drink too much and say please and thank you and just generally make the world a better place. And that's you."

"Oh great."

"People see you and they think, "What a nice girl!". That's your whole thing."

Penny looks like she can't decide whether to laugh or get mad.

"I mean guys don't look at you in your pink t-shirt and sneakers with your pretty smile and ever think "Man she looks dirty!" do they?"

And now she does laugh. "You don't know anything about me, Mister H. Or how much of a "nice girl" I am. You should make more of an effort to find out about someone before you judge them. I'm sorry if that sounds preachy but it's true."

"OK. Let me find out... Drum roll please for the "Is Penny a Nice Girl" Quiz. Round 1. Underwear."

"What??"

"If you're a nice girl all your underwear is going to be practical cotton in pastel colours. If you're a little bit dirty you'll have some lingerie."

She thinks for a while. "Not that it's any business of yours, but... I have a pretty lace bra? It's... kind of cute."

"Color?"

"Pink."

"Pink and kind of cute isn't dirty."

"Well it can look sexy."

"Are you wearing it now?"

"What?! No!"

"Well, I'm unconvinced. I don't think you're capable of being anything but nice."

"Don't tell me what I can and can't do."

"OK. Round 2. Do you own any toys?"

"Like... like sex toys? No! Jeez!"

"OK. It's just a quiz. We'll move on. Round 3. Boyfriends! Do you have a boyfriend?"

She hesitates for a moment. "Yes."

"And on a scale of glancing modestly at each other across the library to hot sex ten times a day, where would you place you and your boyfriend?"

"Anthony hasn't got a dirty bone in his body."

"You're not telling me he doesn't go to bed with you?"

"Yes. Of course. Sometimes. But he's really studying hard so we don't have much time together."

"What? He ought to be... Well, let's just say I think Anthony is seriously wasting his life opportunities!"

"He's... gentle. Respectful."

"Sounds fun."

"He can be fun sometimes! He's a nice guy."

"And you're a nice girl. You make a good couple. Maybe you'll get married, settle down. Have nice kids of your own."

"Well maybe I will do that, if I want to."

"OK. But zero points in the quiz so far and it's the final round! So, last question... complete the following sentence. I wanted to watch a porn movie because..."

"It's just... I wanted to see... I don't know! Look, I should really go..."

"You can't go now! Your score is still zero!"

"Oh, for God's sake. OK... Because I've never in my life watched a dirty movie and I'm bored with being nice?"

"Better, but you're still way short of a prize!"

"What? OK. I thought it would be fun to watch it and get myself off."

"Yay! You do have a dirty side."

"Thanks. I think." She looks down at her glass and is surprised to see it empty. "Is the prize more wine?"

"Whatever you like." I refill her glass. "So now we've established you're a little bit dirty, I guess I could let you watch the rest of the movie?"

Penny is quiet for a moment. "OK."

I turn the lights down and press play.

Penny sits at one end of the sofa. I sit at the other. On the screen the story unfolds...

Julietta, the Governor's daughter, is meeting the gallant Captain Leonard for the first time. She is a buxom blonde, and he is tall, dark and pretending to be handsome. He kisses her hand. She leans on the mantelpiece. He kisses her neck. She undoes her dress. And then unusually for an 18th Century romance, but not unusually for a porn movie, after three minutes of acquaintance Captain Leonard is licking Julietta's big, tanned tits and she's doing a lot of excited gasping. Penny watches with a sardonic smile.

"Really Mister H. This is shocking behaviour for a governor's daughter," she says.

"Well, this is exactly why she should have had a chaperone."

"Whatever would Jane Austen think?"

"I think she'd get off on it."

"Yeah, maybe you have a point."

Now Julietta is on her knees. She's kissing the bulging front of the Captain's breeches. Penny tucks her feet up onto the sofa.

"Oh I say!" she says in a comical British accent that makes me laugh out loud.

And now Captain Leonard's cock is out. Julietta holds it. It looks about ten inches long and is thick and heavy in her hands.

"Oh I say!" says Penny.

And now Julietta kisses the tip of it, and licks it up and down, and Captain Leonard's monstrous cock slides between her wide-stretched lips and she's sucking him with enthusiastic skill.

"Oh... I... do... Bloody...say!" But that's the last thing Penny does say and now she just stares at the luxurious filth of the expert blow-job. She's breathing a little harder now and occasionally shifting her trim little body around on the sofa. And although I know the movie inside out, watching Penny watching it makes it more arousing than it's ever been before.

Penny is transfixed as minutes of cock-sucking pass, then Julietta's dress comes off leaving just white stockings and a necklace and the Captain's tongue flutters across Julietta's swollen clit. Penny uncurls a little and now sits sideways, resting her back against the arm of the sofa, and her legs stretch out until her feet rest on my thigh. We both sip our wine.

And now Captain Leonard presents his cock at the entrance to his lady-love's wet and shaven cunt.

And Penny lets out a barely audible whisper, "Fuck her!"

On screen the thick cock nudges its way between the parted labia and the Captain shoves it in. Julietta gasps and the fucking begins in earnest. It is thorough and filthy. It's shot so as we don't miss a moment of the Captain slamming into that accommodating cunt, unless it's to see the bouncing of Julietta's creamy tits or her parted red lips. Meanwhile Penny's arm rests on the back of the sofa and her thumb may or may not be gently sliding back and forth over her nipple but her lips are certainly parted. Now Julietta turns round and the Captain takes her from behind. Slap, slap, slap go his hips against her broad white ass. "Oh, oh, oh!" moans Julietta. Penny's feet press a little more firmly against my thigh.

"Fuck her!" she whispers.

I drape my arm over Penny's leg, and softly stroke my fingertips along her inner thigh. Her legs part a little. Her eyes stay firmly on the screen.

And now Julietta's hand is in-between her legs and she touches herself while the thick cock pistons in and out of her. And my fingers slide further up Penny's thigh, and under the hem of her shorts, until I feel her panties. I rest my fingertip there against the dampening fabric.

Penny makes a tiny moan, and shifts her position, pressing her crotch harder against my fingers and spreading her legs wider, and now I start to stroke her through the moist cotton as on screen Julietta begins to climax on the Captain's thrusting cock.

Julietta's orgasm is pure porn-star, lewd and showy, and as she watches Penny presses her crotch against my hand impatiently. I take the hint, slip the gusset to one side and slide a finger into her hungry cunt. And as I start to finger-fuck Penny the Captain withdraws his cock from Julietta, and pumps endless spurts of cum over the cheeks of her ass.

We cut away from the scene, and my finger is still gently fucking Penny as we meet the Pirate Slut and her ship's crew of girls in tight leather. They have a map, and some flagons of something, and a prisoner and they are partying hard after their latest pirate victory. And then the Pirate Slut gives the prisoner an unusual dilemma. Either he has to walk the plank or lick and suck her until she comes on his tongue.

"I like her. She's sort of feisty."

"You're enjoying yourself?"

"Uh-huh."

My finger continues its gentle rhythm in Penny's soft wet cunt. "Me too."

"You still think I'm a nice girl, Mister H?"

"Not exactly. Although it's pretty hard to seduce you when you keep calling me Mister H."

"Who says it's you seducing me?"

I give this a bit of thought. "Whichever way round it is, it's working for me."

She gives her mischievous smile and nods at the screen, where the prisoner is lapping at the Pirate Slut's glistening wet clitoris. "Now Mister H, I really want you to do that to me."

Penny stands up, and quickly strips off her shorts and panties. Her ass is trim and her cunt has a beautiful neat thatch of light brown hair. She sits back on the edge of the sofa and spreads her legs for me. God she is beautiful. Her inner thighs are smooth and golden, her coral-pink cunt like a soft wet mouth with lips parting to kiss the intimate secret of her clit. I kneel between her legs.

Penny tastes of honey and salt and caramel. Her cunt responds to every little caress or flick of my tongue. I close my eyes and all I am aware of is the feel and taste of her on my mouth and Penny's gentle whimpers of pleasure amongst the cruder groans and grunts from the TV. I suck, and lick, and taste and drink in her sex and she holds my hair, pulling my mouth into the warm musk of her crotch as the Pirate Slut is licked and sucked. Then I hear a change of mood from the TV. I know the Pirate Slut is about to get thoroughly fucked. And now my cock is twitching and throbbing and straining with the anticipation of slamming into Penny's sopping and glorious cunt. I sit back.

"If you want to follow her example... shall I get a condom?"

"Oh... "

"What's the matter?"

"I... I don't think it would be fair to Anthony."

"Oh. OK. So... you think we should stop?"

"I really, really liked what you were doing."

"Me too Penny. A lot. I mean a whole lot."

"Mmm." And she spreads her legs a little wider to invite me back.

"I really want to fuck you Penny."

"Me too. But... I mean I think all the fooling around is ok. And the sucking. But I think if you put your... if you put your cock in my... in my pussy it's sort of like I'm betraying Anthony.

I don't know why. That's just how it feels. I'm really sorry."

"I knew you were nice."

"Maybe I am deep down. It's not fair on you though. I feel bad."

"Don't. I've had fun."

"And please... I don't want us to stop doing other stuff."

In the movie The Pirate Slut has finished her fuck and her sidekick Rosie is sucking the prisoner's cock with lewd gusto. Penny watches and her fingers absent-mindedly touch her cunt.

"I mean, I know there's some stuff I can do for you," she says as she watches pirate Rosie take the prisoner's load on her tongue and grin a sticky grin to the camera.

"What can you have in mind?" I smile.

"I don't want you to miss out."

Penny undoes my belt, unzips my pants and inexpertly pulls out my cock. It feels amazing just to have her hold it in her soft hands. She strokes it. She kisses the tip. She licks the pre-cum from around the head and a sticky silver string of it clings to the point of her tongue. Then she puts the dome of it into in her pretty mouth and gently seals her pink lips around the shaft and she starts to suck.

Then she looks up at me for approval and when her eyes meet mine my cock leaps at the sight of her beautiful face. Her mouth makes a perfect haven for my aching, frustrated erection and she bobs her head back and forth as enjoy the delicious wet slurp of her saliva up and down my shaft.

But somehow Penny's lost her confidence and as the action on screen moves on she lets me fall from her mouth.

"I'm sorry. I feel like I've ruined the mood," she says.

I kiss her head, and I sit beside her and just put an arm around her and we watch a few more scenes. We drink a little more wine, we make fun of the corny dialogue, and we kiss and caress as the action unfolds. And I think maybe that's it. And it was good. And I should be glad of the fun I've had with this pretty, funny, smart and slightly confused girl.

And then we get to the last scene.

The Pirate Slut has been captured. She's in a dungeon in the cellar of the Governor's mansion. The doors and windows are barred and she is standing with her hands tied behind her back while Lieutenant Rourke, who is the nearest this movie has to a bad guy, is interrogating her.

"You must pay for your crimes!"

"Do what you want with me. I'll never submit."

"Where is the treasure, Slut?"

She laughs haughtily.

"Tell me or you will be punished!"

"Hah! I enjoy a little punishment."

At the sudden change of tone Penny sits forward on the sofa. This is something a little different from the sucking and fucking of the previous scenes. Something darker and more exciting and it has Penny's full attention.

The Lieutenant grabs the Pirate Slut and shakes her. She laughs in his face.

He slaps her but she twists away and suddenly her blouse rips revealing a pair of big and beautiful naked tits.

"Oh!" says Penny.

"Here's my treasure!" says the Pirate Slut. And she thrusts her tits forward into the Lieutenant's face.

"You'll pay for that, Slut!" he says.

And he shoves her over towards the iron bedstead and pushes her forward onto her knees, her face pressed against the rough blanket, her hands tied behind her back.

"Oh wow!" says Penny.

The Lieutenant strips away the Pirate Slut's skirt, and now she is bent forward, crouching, her naked ass thrust towards him and utterly exposed.

Penny slides off the sofa and kneels on the rug. She pulls the belt from my pants and looks up at me.

"Tie my hands, Mister H. Quickly. Tie my hands like hers."

I'm shaking with excitement now too as I wrap the leather belt three times round her wrists and tighten the buckle.

"Is that too tight?"

"No. No. It's good."

We watch the screen as the Lieutenant circles the slavishly-bound Pirate Slut. He has his cock out and it's every bit as long as the Captain's and every bit as hard. It's just a question of what he's going to do with it. He stops by her head, and grabbing a handful of her hair he pulls her up until her lips are level with his cock. Then he yanks her forward onto it and thrusts his whole length into her mouth. He fucks her face hard.

"Oh God!" says Penny.

But her words are stopped by my cock as I grab her head and fuck her mouth in a repetition of the action on screen. Penny groans. She gags and I ease her back but she doesn't want to stop and stretches forward to take me even deeper until her mouth is crammed with my cock. Now her tits are thrust forward under her t-shirt and her crotch is twitching back and forth looking for relief but with her tied hands she has no way to ease the yearning of her cunt and she sucks me with increasing desperation until I know if I don't stop I'm going to cum. I pull back and leave her panting and frantic for whatever comes next.

On the screen the Pirate Slut's mouth-fuck is over too. The Lieutenant has left her breathless, flopped forward on the bed while he stands back to admire her vulnerable ass.

"What are you going to do to me?" pants the Slut.

"You'll find out."

And the Lieutenant pushes her knees apart, splaying the cheeks of her ass.

"Oh shit!" says Penny, on her knees on the rug, and she wriggles forward and copies the stance of the captive, turning her head to one side so she can watch what happens next on screen.

We see the Pirate Slut's ass, and the Lieutenant positioned behind her, his huge cock pointing between her buttocks like a heat-seeking missile. He spits on his fingers, and daubs it on the tight little rose of her asshole. And then he presses the tip of his cock, still slick with her saliva and his pre-cum up against her anus and pushes in, reaming the Pirate Slut's ass as he slides home with one slow thrust.

And there Penny is in front of me, her hands tied, her face turned towards the TV screen. She's breathing heavily. Her crotch is twitching. Her lips are pursed in anticipation of her own asshole being breeched. It's the rudest thing I have ever seen.

"Penny, are you sure you-"

"Please! Do it to me like he's doing it to her!"

"What about Anthony?"

"Anthony's never going to do that to me... He's got my pussy! I want to have you this way. Aw, come on... Please!"

I remember there's a tube of lube in my bag. I fumble around and at last I locate the little plastic bottle.

Meanwhile on the screen the Pirate Slut takes the fat cock in to the hilt.

"Fuck me Lieutenant. Fuck my pirate ass!"

Penny repeats it like a mantra. "Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass!"

I spread the lube all along my cock and put a big squirt if it over Penny's rosebud anus. She gasps at the coolness. Then I position the head of my slippery cock against her and push.

"OK. This might hurt."

"I want it!"

"You just need to relax."

"Ugh!"

She pokes her tongue through her lips and closes her eyes in concentration. Then as I press forward she pushes back until I feel the muscles of her tight anal sphincter ringing my invading cock. A moment of constriction, a grunt from Penny, then she relaxes and her dimpled ass swallows the fat head of my ecstatic cock.

"Oh. It feels so fucking dirty Mister H."

I hold it there for a few moments as she gets used to the thick erection crammed in her asshole. We both watch the screen.

"You like that big dick up your ass!" says the Lieutenant.

Then Penny whispers, "Say what he says."

I do as I'm told. "You like that big dick up your ass!"

Penny shoves back on to me. "Yeah. I really like it."

And now I start to thrust into her, gently at first, then harder as Penny shoves back onto me until the full length of my cock is lodged inside the tight velvet tunnel of her rectum. And I love the feel of her. I love how my hips feel against her ass-cheeks. I love the tight pink rim of her anus stretched around my glistening shaft. I love her pretty face pushed down against the rug as she watches the anal fuck-fest on screen.

"Is that OK?"

She just whimpers.

"Penny?"

After a pause measured only by the groans from the TV and the throbbing of my stiff cock deep inside her she gives me her answer: "It's just too dirty to speak..."

The Pirate Slut is getting really into her punishment now, moaning and grunting as the Lieutenant relishes her perfect porn-star arse. We see her face, mouth open, in a stupor of lust and pain and pleasure. "Aw, fuck my ass!" says the Pirate Slut "Make me your dirty slut bitch."

"Oh yesssss!" hisses Penny. "I'm a dirty, slut bitch!"

Then the cell door clangs open.

"Stop!"

It's the Captain. He disapproves of the interrogation. The Lieutenant protests. "But sir. She has such a sweet ass."

"I shall put that to the test in good time, Lieutenant, but not with your rough methods."

Penny is enthralled. A new cock for the Pirate Slut. She watches intently as my shaft rocks in and out of her asshole.

The Captain believes in winning hearts and minds. He unties the Pirate Slut, and sits her back in the chair. He kisses her tits. He spreads her legs and laps at her cunt. She groans with pleasure while the Lieutenant stands aside, tugging sulkily on his over-size cock.

Penny shuffles forward and my cock slides from her gaping bum. "Untie me!" she says.

I free her wrists and she pulls her t-shirt off. Her bra is pink and lacy and kind of cute, just like she said. She drops it to the floor and her perfect pert tits swing free. And now we watch as the Captain sits on the prison cell bed and beckons the Pirate Slut over. She approaches, and he motions her to turn around and then straddle him, and she does so obediently, then he guides her down until his rock-hard cock finds her ass again and it slides in like a well-greased piston.

Penny pushes me over to the sofa, and I sit. She faces the TV and mimics the Pirate Slut lowering herself onto my lap, and once more my cock presses up against this beautiful girl's debauched asshole. Her sphincter puckers against the slick dome. A moment of resistance, then with a deep breath and a look of intense and dirty concentration her pretty little ass engulfs my cock once more.

Penny's eyes are glued to the screen again as she rises and falls rhythmically along the length of my shaft, the tight tunnel of her asshole gripping me, milking me like the dirtiest deepthroat blowjob and twice as filthy.

Meanwhile on screen the Pirate Slut is getting her ass crammed with thick Royal Navy cock. Penny stares at the porn star's thrusting hips jerking up and down on the out-size dick. The Pirate Slut's tits are shaking, her mouth is wide open and her eyes are half shut like she could come at any minute while the Captain grunts with pleasure and we're treated to a low angle close-up of her plump ass-cheeks splayed wide while he plunders her booty.

And now I'm grunting too, slamming my cock up into Penny's own gaping asshole, and her body glows with a thin sheen of sweat as she squats astride my lap and pistons her buttocks up and down onto me, her bowels hungry for every inch of cock I can cram in.

"Ah, yes, fuck me!" she whimpers, "I'm such a slut. Fuck my ass as hard as you want... Oh shit... oh yes!"

Penny's twerking on my cock reaches fever pitch now as the Lieutenant, tired of watching his boss have all the fun joins in again. He stands in front of the big-titted bouncing Pirate Slut and pulls her lips down onto his huge cock. She can barely fit her jaw round it as he pulls her mouth up and down the massive girth while the Captain fucks her ass, and now the Pirate Slut is being shoved back and forth from one huge dick to the other, a slutty feast for their two hungry cocks.

"Look at her. It's... it's beautiful."

I pinch her nipples and bite the back of her neck. Her sphincter tightens around the root of my cock, making me jolt with pleasure.

"Penny, your ass is amazing."

But the threesome on screen is evolving into something new. First the Captain lies on the table, and now the Pirate Slut straddles him. She takes hold of his thick cock and rubs the tip on her glistening swollen clit, then eases it up into her sopping wet cunt, lowering herself down onto the Captain's hips until his groin is pressed up hard against her shaven crotch. And now she leans forward and offers her ass up to the Lieutenant.

"Oh God. He's going to fuck her ass. They're both fucking her... Oh!"

Now Penny's fingers find her swollen clit and as she masturbates her stretched and over-stimulated ass-hole spasms with her excitement and it sends pulses of sheer pleasure the length of my shaft while on screen the two men thrust up into the pouting cunt and punished ass of their tousle-haired captive. In and out pump the two fat cocks and the Pirate Slut gasps and grunts with each thrust and counter-thrust.

Meanwhile with my cock still wedged up her ass and her fingers thrust in her cunt with her free hand Penny is reaching around for something behind the sofa cushions. Her lithe body twists and writhes and churns my stiff hot cock in her ass as she rummages about until...

"Yes!"

... in her slim little hand I see she's got a dildo. And I realise she must have brought it with her and been pleasuring herself before I even showed up.

"You said you didn't have one!"

"Shhh!"

Now she leans back against me. I kiss her neck and shoulders and taste her sweet salty sweat as Penny spreads her legs wide and braces her pretty feet either side of my thighs. Then with a look of intense concentration she eases the head of the dildo up her slick cunt. I feel it slide up, parallel to my cock, only a thin wall of Penny's flesh separating my rampant erection from the lewd plastic phallus. "Oh baby," I groan. "Does that feel good?"

She breathes deeply, for a moment. "Uh-huh."

A minute of silence, except for the rhythmic groans of hard-core porn on the TV as Penny absorbs the millions of signals from the super-stimulated nerves in her cunt and ass. My cock marks the passing seconds with throb after throb. And then - click - she switches on the vibrator.

I don't know what it feels likes for Penny but suddenly her ass-hole is trembling and buzzing and shuddering all at once around my cock and it feels hot and sour and sweet and painful all at once. It's like she's somehow sucking me up into her, electrifying my cock with pleasure through the hot velvet walls of her asshole.

I don't want to cum. I never want to stop fucking this beautiful girl's ass. I try to distract myself. I look at the movie but it doesn't help because now the Pirate Slut is beginning to come hard on her own duet of rampant dicks. She groans. She pinches her tits. She gasps and bucks and moans and her mouth stretches into one great big "Oh!" and she throws her head back with a cry that sends her tits and buttocks and thighs quivering as waves of pleasure break over her.

And then suddenly she's done. She stays straddling the Captain's fat dick, but now the Lieutenant pulls his cock from her sumptuous ass and thrusts it back against her lips, but this time he's slapping it onto her outstretched tongue as he jerks himself off, pumping hard, building to his own climax.

"Oh. I wanna see him cum!" Penny whispers, pumping the dildo hard now, "I wanna see his spunk on her nowwww!"

And right on cue there's a dam-burst of spunk. A jet of white spurts across the Pirate Slut's writhing wet tongue and spatters into her waiting mouth. Then another goes across her glossy lips. And another shoots across her chin. A fourth on her cheek and a fifth, sixth and seventh wad of creamy goo hit her big tits. Now as his climax fades he drives his cock home into her lewd semen-and-lipstick smeared mouth and she gulps down the last spurts from his sated cock.

"Oh she's swallowing it. Oh yes!"

Rubbing the cum across her tits The Pirate Slut lifts her cunt from the Captain's huge cock and now it's his turn to spurt all over her and as the Pirate Slut's face and tits are slathered in a second deluge of cum Penny starts to piston her ass even more wildly up and down on my cock and begins a low moan of pure dirty pleasure that starts in her gut and rises through her shaking body and out of her beautiful gaping mouth in one long glorious, "Aaaaaaaaaah". And as she comes her ass contracts around me in long hot spasms that send me over the edge until I send huge jolts of hot spunk deep into her shuddering ass.

She falls back against me, spent.

"You see. I said I could be dirty," she murmurs. My cock slides from her and a trickle of cum slides down her thigh from her exhausted ass.

We kiss. Then she rests her head on my shoulder as we watch the final moments of the movie. Julietta, the Captain and the Lieutenant free the Pirate Slut, join her crew and sail off into the sunset. A happy ending.

Penny falls asleep on the couch. I put a blanket over her and crawl into bed.

I sleep very late, and when I wake up she's gone. I don't know what I expected. I stumble around in my dressing gown and make breakfast, by which I mean toast and coffee. My phone beeps. It's another picture of Denise in her underwear. "Hope you weren't too mad at me!" it says. "Want to come out to LA for a few days so I can say sorry?"

I'm wondering just how to say no when there's a knock at the door.

"Just me!" says Penny, "Breakfast."

She comes in and pushes me over towards the sofa.

"I already ate, but I guess I could eat a little more..."

"Well this is a different kind of breakfast." She pulls off her t-shirt and shorts. Black lace lingerie. My cock leaps at the sight of her. She grins and says, "It's Penny for breakfast."

She straddles me on the sofa, and pulls my mouth up to meet hers.

"Oh, and by the way, Mister H," she says, "I need some cheering up. I stopped by the library and broke up with Anthony. Still, I guess that gives us a whole other way to have fun..."