My wife and I were a little concerned when a single guy in his early twenties moved into the other half of our two unit townhouse. The previous occupant had been an older woman whom we barely saw, and we didn't know if we would have to endure hearing loud parties every night through the thin walls. As it turned out though, Josh ended up being an ideal neighbor. He was a soft-spoken young professional and was very easy to get along with. Before long we became friends, often inviting him over for a few drinks after work.
It was fairly obvious from the beginning that he had a bit of a crush on my wife Jess. She isn't exactly slim so she's not every man's dream woman, but for men like me that prefer BBWs she has a perfect body. Her 42H breasts are hard to ignore and she has plenty of curves elsewhere including a nice round bubble butt. Josh has always had a difficult time avoiding staring at her cleavage, but Jess is a confident woman and plays it off casually when she has to joke that her "eyes are up here." In fact she has a bit of an exhibitionist streak sometimes and enjoys the harmless attention, so when we have Josh over she tends to wear something that shows off her curves. Nothing too scandalous, just enough to give him something to look at.
The closest we ever got to even discussing more explicit topics was when Jess once joked that given the proximity of our units she hoped we didn't keep him up at night when he had to get up early for work, and he admitted that sometimes the moaning at night got a little loud but that he didn't mind listening. Josh himself never crossed the line into being inappropriate though, he was always very polite and if anything seemed fairly hesitant and inexperienced when it came to pursuing women.
That's why I was so surprised by Josh's odd request. When I came home from work at the usual time he was milling outside of the door to our unit, looking nervous.
"Hi Paul. I want to ask for your help with something, and I think you'll say no, but can you promise not to be upset that I asked?" he said.
"Hmm, sure, ask whatever you want and I'll do what I can to help," I said cautiously. Josh didn't respond right away, shuffling his feet and not making eye contact.
"Do you think you could give me some photos of your wife? Like sexual ones?" he said finally. I was more than a bit taken aback, I would have never guessed that he would be so forward.
"Sexual photos? I don't think I could do that, what is this all about?" I said, knowing there must be more to the story. He proceeded to spill the whole thing, and once he had told me the whole background of his problem he seemed relieved to have the weight of it off of his shoulders. "Let's go inside to talk to Jess about this, it concerns her after all and we can all see together if we can figure something out," I said.
I led Josh inside with me and Jess greeted us warmly, giving each of us a big hug. Not knowing we were having company, she was wearing a tank top and comfy pair of shorts. Jess seemed surprised but happy to see Josh, and I don't think she noticed how nervous he was. Once the three of us settled in to sit in the living room, with Jess and I on the couch and Josh in a chair nearby, I broke the ice.
"So Jess, Josh has found himself in a bit of an embarrassing situation that he would need your help with. Go ahead and tell Jess what you told me," I said. Josh shifted uncomfortably in his seat before starting.
"Well the guys I work with tend to give me a hard time about not having a girlfriend and on Fridays they always ask me sarcastically if I have a 'hot date' over the weekend. And this time I don't know what came over me but I was just kind of sick of their bullshit so I said yes, I did have a date. You know, just to shut them up. But of course they didn't just leave it at that, they grilled me about who she was and what she was like. I kind of panicked and just started, well, describing you Jess."
Jess was already amused by the story so far but let out a laugh at that. "You described me, what did you tell them?" Josh blushed a little.
"Well I said you were, um, a bigger woman, and had blonde hair and big boobs and a nice ass. And I said you were older than me and married..." he said trailing off.
"That does sound a lot like me. So what do you need my help with? Are you asking me on a date?" she said, giggling.
"No, I um, well the guys could tell I seemed like I was making this up as I was going so they started teasing me even worse about my 'imaginary girlfriend'. They said that unless I gave them proof I would never live it down. So I thought maybe tomorrow night I could text them some photos of you to kind of prove it and pretend that we hooked up. Nothing too crazy, I mean you wouldn't even have to show anything, just prove that you're a real person like I described and imply that we, um, did it," he said.
I expected Jess to decline right away, she likes showing off in some situations but she is very cautious about sexual photos even if it's just between the two of us. Instead she seemed to be giving it some serious thought. "I'm not sure Josh, let me think about it a little more and I'll let you know. Until then, it looks like you could use a drink," she said. We spent the next few hours chatting like we always do and all of us loosened up a bit.
"You know Josh, let's do it, let's shut up those guys you work with. Tomorrow night we can go out to dinner for a pretend date and you can give them plenty of proof that I'm not a figment of your imagination. Then we can come back here and pose some shots that make it look like you're getting lucky without me having to show any skin. We'll have a good laugh at their expense for once," she said. I was surprised at Jess' boldness but it made some sense the way she described it, and Jess always did have a tendency to want to stand up for the little guy. Josh's face lit up in surprise as he realized he wouldn't have to dread arriving to work on Monday knowing his coworkers would have new ammunition to use in teasing him. Josh left soon afterwards, thanking us both profusely and apologizing for getting into trouble.
"Sorry I didn't really ask you Paul, are you okay with me going through with this?" Jess asked once we were alone.
"Of course, honey. It's all in fun and Josh is a good guy. You just have to promise to go on a 'hot date' with me soon and make sure I get lucky too," I said.
"I think that can be arranged," she said, pulling me in for a kiss.
The next evening Josh knocked on the door and I let him in. He normally dresses pretty casually but I could see he made more of an effort for that night, wearing a classy green button down shirt and opting for slacks and dress shoes instead of his usual jeans and sneakers.
"Jess is still getting ready, but she should be down soon," I said, welcoming him in.
When Jess did descend down the stairs and into the living room she made quite an entrance. She was wearing a black mini dress that I had never even seen before. Calling it low cut would be an understatement, I could tell she must have been wearing some sort of quarter cup bra or other creative setup because the material left so much of her breasts exposed that her pink areolas were barely covered at the edge. Each step she took down the stairs caused her breasts to bounce and I thought for sure they would spill out at any moment. The bottom of the dress also barely covered the entirety of her round ass, and unless she pulled the hem down every few steps it risked riding up even further. By the time she made it into the living room we were both practically drooling.
"Like what you see boys?" she asked, first bending over towards us to let her big heavy breasts hang down in her dress, then turning around and bending forward away from us ever so slightly so that her dress lifted up enough to reveal that she was wearing a tiny black thong. "I figured if I was supposed to be a sexy blonde slut who puts out on the first date I should dress the part," she joked.
"You look amazing Jess," Josh said.
"Aww thanks, I was going to return this because it's too tight but I thought it would work well for tonight. Sorry it took me a while to get ready, I guess we should go," she said.
I walked over to give her a quick kiss. "Have fun on your 'date' honey," I said.
"Thanks again both of you for doing this," Josh said sheepishly, and the two of them headed out.
After they left I felt surprisingly anxious. Obviously it wasn't a real date, but sending my wife off looking like that with another man seemed to create butterflies in my stomach. Luckily Jess texted me periodically with updates which helped a lot, even though they were mostly inconsequential things like that they had arrived at the restaurant and ordered drinks. I laughed to myself a bit at the thought of Josh trying to maintain any level of eye contact given the amount of real estate Jess' dress was showing off.
Soon I received another text from Josh that was also sent to a lot of other numbers I didn't recognize, which I realized was a group text with his coworkers. I hadn't thought about it before, but I guess it made sense to include me to see the fake date photos. The text included a selfie of the two of them at the table smiling, Josh with his arm around Jess. The high angle meant that the view was directly down Jess' blouse, fully showing off her ample cleavage. "Wow, she really does exist" and a few other shocked replies followed. After that there was a whole stream of lewd comments directed at Jess. "Those tits are unreal!", "You have to milk those big udders later" and "Bring her back to my place and she can wrap those titties around my cock" were some of the ones that stood out. I guess I should have expected them to be disrespectful given how Josh described them but it was still a bit of a shock to see those sorts of comments directed at my wife.
Jess kept me updated as the two of them enjoyed their meal and a few drinks. Josh hadn't shown her the text replies so luckily she didn't have to be embarrassed by the kind of reaction the photo received. Soon another image appeared in the group chat. This one was still from a selfie angle but didn't show either of their faces, instead it was more of a closeup on Jess' chest. Josh's hand had slid down from her shoulder and was fully squeezing a big handful of my wife's right breast. It was a little surprising to see they took it that far, especially in public, but as a bit of theater I had to admit it worked well in establishing the veracity of the date. I'm not sure if it was intentional, but Jess' hand was visible in the photo which gave a clear shot of her wedding ring. A text from Josh followed right after: "To whoever said her tits are unreal I can assure you they are 100% natural".
This riled up the group even more, and I hope Josh had his phone on silent because mine was vibrating non-stop for the next few minutes. Most of the comments were egging him on, telling him to have her flash them at the restaurant or go fuck in the bathroom. Obviously I knew that none of that would happen but our little scheme seemed to be working so far. One more suggestive photo at home would really sell this fake date and get Josh's coworkers off his back.
"I let Josh cop a feel, I hope you don't mind," Jess texted.
"Yeah I saw, it was a good idea, you really have his coworkers fooled," I replied.
I have to admit that I was very much relieved when Jess texted me to let me know they were on their way home. It had been fun to see them pull one over on those jerks but I was ready to have my wife back. The drinks must have been pretty strong because when the two of them returned Jess was already quite tipsy and of course being in that mood suggested that the three of us enjoy a celebratory shot given how well the "date" went. Afterwards, Jess got a devilish look in her eye that I knew probably meant trouble.
"I have a naughty idea that would really seal the deal in convincing the guys that Josh is getting some," she said. "Josh, you could sit down at the couch and get out your uh, little Josh, and I can pose on my knees next to it making it look like I'm about to go down on you. That way I wouldn't have to take off any clothing or anything but it would not leave any doubt about how the night went."
"Wow, that sounds great!" Josh said, then looked a little embarrassed about being so eager.
"I guess that could be okay," I said, not sure if that was taking things too far.