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By The Numbers

Tags: humor
When I came a knockin'
With pussy on my noggin,
Courting you with balls of blue, 
I request a screw or two.

With shoe spoon I nicked,
My hard cock on your clit,
Tight as a bee's comb,
Honey on my dick. 

Tits like croquet wickets,
Nipples like fountain spigots, 
When push came to shove,
I got the flu bug. 

Cunt, tablecloth spread, 
Without candlelight
Attached to my dick-head, 
It felt like a shed.

At least you give rain checks
and kissed my chicken-neck,
Fucking by the numbers,
On Tuesdays when it thunders.

I didn't even get a chance
To get my card punched,
Two for a dollar, 
Without even a swallow.

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