Do you have a hairy muffler?
Do you keep it pretty trim?
Or do you prefer the natural look
and have a furry quim?

Is it tufts of purest amber?
Is it flowing, free and fair?
Is it dark and thick and curly,
like a wire brush down there?

Or maybe you're quite arty
and you shape the hair around?
Perhaps you are a shaver
with a soft, sweet, puffy mound.

These are the things I think about
when work is going slow.
And if you'd be so kind then,
I would really love to know!