I like to wank in private,
And I like to wank outdoors.
I like to wank with my hand
And I'd like to wank with yours.

Sometimes I read a story
While I'm wanking my hard dick.
Sometime I take some pictures
Of me yanking at my prick.

Sometimes I use a photograph
As target for my cum.
Sometimes I enjoy wanking
With a finger up my bum.

I so enjoy my wanking
That sometimes I just can't stop.
Which really does get tricky
If I'm browsing in a shop.

But a quick dash in the changing room.
A fast and frantic yank.
And my hunger is abated
With a satisfying wank.

I would like to thank you all
For you provide the inspiration.
For each deeply dark delicious bout
Of aching masturbation.

So I raise my hat to all of you
for making my cock throb
and you'll always have a place to sit
while I've a pulsing knob.