Let your fingers do the walking,
when there is no time for talking,
and you're feeling all alone.

When your Cabana Boy is working,
or busy somewhere jerking,
let your pretty fingers roam.

When you're feeling fit and frisky,
pour a shot of irish whiskey,
and get out all your toys.

Pretty dildos and vibrators,
made for pretty masturbators,
and for naughty girls and boys.

I've done it with Miss Lily,
and I swear it isn't silly,
O, it's always lots of fun.

You can masturbate together,
regardless of the weather,
in the rain or in the sun.

Oh, it isn't rocket science,
but merely self reliance,
DON'T stand there like a gnome.

With or without a new alliance,
even in the land of giants,
you can do it in your home.

Let your fingers do the walking,
when there is no time for squawking,
if you're made of flesh and bone.

When your Cabana Boy is working,
or busy somewhere jerking,
let your pretty fingers roam.

O, when your Cabana Boy is working,
or busy somewhere jerking,
let your pretty fingers roam.