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adagio_sabadicus

Ten Fins

Tags: humor
Last night, I said it with a thong, 
How did I know, I had it on backwards? 
My friend Earl, gave it the snappers,
Five minutes 'fore the gawd-awful crappers.

You had gone to the bowling alley, 
It had to do with ten frigging fins
And a vaginal itch. 
What does Finland have to do with your cunt? 

Then there is the case of your overbite. 
You took a hunk of meat
From the pastor's cock last night,
In the middle of a bowl of homily.

It ain't that you are ugly, some of it is,
But there ain't no place like home.
Would you use shaving cream on your mustache 
And slap some on the snatch?

Several days ago it was your menstrual cycle. 
Oh, by the way, you fucking bitch!
Who's Kawasaki is in the garage
And double parked with a Harley and Honda?

Last night, I said it with a thong, 
How did I know, I had it on backwards? 
My friend Earl, gave it the snappers,
Five minutes 'fore the gawd-awful crappers.

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