Oh go on!
I think my balls are turning blue
I've been shying off cracking one off
For a fucking week
Thinking of tonight with you.

Wait - it's your what?
Listen I'm not fussy - oh you are?
Okay, how about from behind?
No?
Blow job?
Hand job?
I'm trying to fly through a no-go zone tonight.
Guess I should just head home for a wank ....
What do you mean you want to watch?
You sick puppy ! Well ... Talk me in to it then .....