Sometimes I wish Tracey wasn't quite so extravert.
We've known each other for twelve months now, since final year at school. We're head over heels. I've never complained about the cheeky little stripteases she gives me, and now we're at uni I'm constantly on edge of 'coming' in the lecture theatre, simply thinking of her size C breasts with their pretty pink tips.
But there are limits. We were only four weeks into uni when she announced: "Guess what. I've answered an advert and we're to do a performance. A hundred pounds each. What about that?"
"What performance? We're not musicians. What are we performing?"
"The advert said, 'to perform a live sex show before a private audience of some forty discerning gentlemen and ladies.'"
"What were you thinking of? Where did you see this advert?"
She never did answer that. She simply said: "You'll love it, Craig. You never have any problems getting it up and we perform well together. Think of the two hundred pounds."
"What do they say we've got to do?"
"They say we've got to be able to control our orgasms for at least twenty minutes. They'll give us a bonus for every minute over half an hour. Obviously, that means lots of foreplay, and we've got to make sure they see as much as possible, like not standing in front of each other and things like that. Do look more enthusiastic. It's going to be fun."
I was petrified. "If I get stage fright, what happens to my erection?"
"Just look at me. You always say I'm irresistible."
I did, and she was. She gave me that impish smile and provocative thrust of her boobs. What a minx.
"Okay, I'll do it."
"I gave them our measurements. They provide the costumes."
The venue was a select theatre with capacity for the 'forty gentlemen and ladies' of Tracey's advert. The plush cinema-type seats showed that the 'private company' was not short of money.
The stage was even more sumptuous. We would be 'performing' in a four-poster bed topped by a huge sloping mirror directed towards the audience. Those who wished would be able to observe everything we did as though from above. Opposite, stage right, was a large dressing table, also furnished with a mirror. The bench at the dressing table was backless, so Tracey's stunning back and ass would be on display to all.
As might mine...
Could I go through with this? There was still time. No audience had arrived as yet.
Between the bed and the dressing table was a low dais which, it was explained to us, would revolve if we mounted it. As the manager put it, in coarsest Yorkshire: "If you want to have a nude stand-up snog, stand on 't turntable...so we can all see everythin', like."
We were given our costumes in the dressing room. I was a businessman in immaculate midnight blue silk suit, but instructed: "No underwear." Tracey had the most expensive, royal blue and silver gown, of tight-fitting silk. The thought of her in that with nothing underneath made the whole project seem worthwhile, and the thought of 'erection to order' much more feasible. Blow the audience (no, mustn't think about them).
For the first part of the show, though, Tracey was to perform a 'little striptease' in a schoolgirl uniform of white blouse, pleated grey skirt, no stockings and the unsexiest thick grey cotton gym knickers you could imagine. No chance of an accidental camel-toe. Her cheeky, little-girl grin would have the men slabbering before she took anything off.
During this, I was to sit amongst the audience in my silk suit ('no underwear'). I soon found out why.
Approaching from the stage I saw the whole audience now assembled. The light was dim, but the sight horrified me. I couldn't bare all in front of these.
Surprisingly, and embarrassingly, both sexes were well represented. Nearly all were middle-aged or more and looking exceedingly worldly-wise.
The men looked slobs. Bloated, semi-retired businessmen. The proverbial fat cats. They looked as though middle-age spread and over-indulgence had left them so lethargic that perving over young people was all the sex they could manage, or be bothered lifting a finger or elevating a penis for. But they were nothing like as daunting as the women. 'Cougars and Milfs', Tracey called them later (how does she know these things?). My only consolation beforehand had been the thought that Tracey, not my male self, would be the centre of attention. After all, she'd asked for it. But these women looked ravenous for dick, maybe because the men were so torpid. And the only dick on display was going to be mine.
I was led to the end of a row and made to sit next to a group of four such ladies, large of body, and greedy of eye. My neighbour could have been the chatelaine of a stately home, surrounded by toy poodles. She gushed as though I were one of her pets. "Oh, we're so glad you could perform for us. It's not easy to find young people willing to share their intimacy in this way. We're so looking forward to your little show. Especially if your lady is as good-looking as you."
The lights went down. Tracey danced innocently onto the stage as a CD played 'Boys and Girls Come Out to Play.' I forgot my surroundings and saw only her petite, pixie figure. Soon she began to undress. The breasts I loved so much were perfect as they appeared, apparently so shyly. The blouse and skirt came off. But not the knickers. Tight over her hips and ass, the grey cotton was too thick to do more than hint at any of her secrets. From the wings, she was passed a hockey stick. To the frustration of the audience, the topless schoolgirl played the ball around the stage in carefree delight, apparently oblivious to the male drawls of 'get 'em off.''
Even before she 'got 'em off' I became aware of the ladies beside me giggling and pointing at me. My neighbour was leaning back, allowing her friend to sneak a look. It was the bulge in my pants.
I ignored it for a moment, then became oblivious of all but the grey knickers as Tracey slowly rolled them down, revealing first the cleavage of her wonderful ass, and then, as she faced us...
I didn't realise I'd slid my hand inside my pants at this moment. What's a man to do after all? And it was so easy with no underwear.
My neighbour didn't miss a thing. She was looking at me and mouthing: "Get it out for me, dear."