Before I tell this story I think I should tell you a bit about myself. As a teen of sixteen years, I had an experience where some girls my age saw me naked by accident. I pretended I didn't know they saw me because I was painfully embarrassed. But after that brief period of profound embarrassment, I found that I actually enjoyed this experience.
It excited me that I was the object of their naughty fun. I realized that I was an exhibitionist. To be clear, I am not that guy who flashes you on the subway or in a park. I know that that kind of behavior is offensive to women. I do not want to offend. It only excites me when I have a willing voyeur. This is a true account of one of those times:
I was in a hotel in Arizona where I had stayed many times over the previous year so I knew all the staff pretty well. It was summer (very hot) so there weren't very many people in the hotel. At night there was only one person on, a cute desk clerk named Chloe. Chloe had just gotten into college and was working the summer full time for some "extra cash". We had had many conversations as she was always at the desk when I would come in at night.
It was a Wednesday at about 1:00 am when I got this idea. I knew that Chloe was working and that she was the only one on duty. My third-floor room had a sliding glass door to a small balcony. The slider had a security bar which hinged on one side and came down when you closed the door preventing it from being opened from the outside. What would happen if I was locked out on this little balcony naked? Would Chloe come up and rescue me? Would she be willing? I called the hotel reception desk.
Chloe answered and I said, "Hi Chloe. It's Mr. Thompson".
"Hi Mr. Thompson," said Chloe, "I thought you were up in your room already."
"Well I am, sorta," I replied in a meek voice, "but I'm in a bit of a bind."
"What's the matter?" she asked.
"Well," I said, "I was on the phone and I walked out on the balcony and when I closed the door the bar fell down and locked me out."
Chloe thought this was hilarious! Between her giggly laugh, she said, "Good thing you had your phone! No problem. I'll come up and let you in."
"Well actually," I said in my best nervous voice, "You'd better send a dude up because I am not dressed." Knowing, of course, that she was the only one in the place.
"Oh my GOD!" she said in a squeaky voice, "Are you naked out there?"
"Well, yeah," I said, "It's not like anyone can see me out here, especially at night."
"Oh my God!" she said with a little giggle, "I guess you really are in a bind!"
"Yes. I am," I replied.
This was unbelievable! I could hear her wheels turning. "Well..." She drew the word out. "I'm the only one here, and there won't be any guys here until 7 AM".
"Oh, shit", I said.
"So, unless you want to stay out there all night," she said, "you'll have to let me come up and do it."
I was silent for a second. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. "Well," I said nervously, "I guess it's ok. Nothing you haven't seen before I guess. Right?"
"Um," she squeaked, "Not really, but... the only other way would be if I called the manager and she would call one of the guys in but that would probably take over an hour, so ... "