Peen jiggled down the cobblestones of the village. He liked to take his liberty away from the ship checking out the local economy. At present, he was riding a bicycle through the streets and heading away from the central part of the picturesque county town. He had just borrowed the bike from the lamppost outside a local pub.
He surely intended to bring it back. It couldn't hurt to just take it for a spin across the countryside. Aye, he thought to himself and grinned as he watched a girl's slender athletic legs pumping her own bike down the lane and under the now nearly leafless linden trees.
Peen arrived on a bus from the city earlier in the day. He hopped down from the vehicle and landed with his normal agility then grinned as he saw the sign for the tavern right above a nearby open doorway. Laughter drifted out enticing patrons to enter. So he did so.
He sat at the bar and when the barkeeper turned to him and lifted eyebrows, he pointed to the tap of the local brew. Both men grinned. "Good choice, sir."
Peen licked some foam and slurped up the brew before it trickled down the pint glass, sighing, "Aye." Then he coughed a bit at the strength of the ale.
His eyes drifted about the dimly lit cavernous room passing over the sullen loners nodding at their cups, and the hale fellows toasting each other and laughing, letting his glance stop and rest upon any tender lady fair who met his taste. His very, broad, open taste.
She was at a window booth with two delicate hands encircling her half-pint glass watching autumn leaves wiggle waggle on the breeze, falling where they would. She was wearing an out of season floral print dress with a plaid jumper giving her refined shoulders some warmth. But it was unseasonably warm today anyway and she spread her exquisite legs apart perhaps allowing her lady parts a little relief and coolness from perspiration.
Peen grinned with the image of other tasty moist delicacies that now lived in his memories and nodded approvingly at her raising the hem of her dress higher, exposing edible bits of her tender thigh and knee flesh. Then she turned her head and he winked at her when her eyes met his.
The lady drank the last of her brew and, toasting her gesture, Peen did the same. She grabbed her bag and slipped out of the booth, waving adieu to the servers and the room. As she tripped engagingly out the open door Peen followed with eager alacrity.
Now he was on the borrowed mode of locomotion following her as she peddled aggressively and forcefully, pumping her fabulous legs as if for his own personal pleasure. He followed suit as well as he could. Passing the outskirts of the village and into farmland, he began to grunt with his efforts, panting and whispering, "Nay, nay," but keeping up as well as he could as a drip of sweat formed on his nose tip.