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A thirsty man and his horny wife walk into a bar...

A retired couple, riding the smoldering summer months away with their Harley Davidson Electra Glide Ultra Classic between their legs, pull into Rumplations: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar for a refreshment. 

To combat the sizzling summery heat, the parched male traveler asks the bartender for something to wet his whistle.

Suddenly, a naked young woman appears, parts her thighs for the thirsty man, and pulls his face into her dripping sex.

"Compliments of Rump's," she squeals with delight.

The bartender then asks the woman sitting next to her husband, "Whadaya'll have there, darlin'?"

Not to be outdone, the man's wife replies, "Could I get something harder? Maybe tall, dark, and juicy, but with nuts?"


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