“Damn! Oh no, oh no!” I holler.
Don’t panic. He couldn’t have gone far. You just have to find him. Frantically, I search and search. Tears roll down my face as panic sets in.
“Viggo, why did you do this to me? Please come back to me," I voice aloud.
Viggo had not been with me very long, but I quickly grew attached to him. He is so cute. Moments ago, I had him within my grasp, and he slipped away. My heart races in fear.
I yell to him out loud as if he can actually hear me. He cannot. I say a few words of prayer hoping that God will bring him back to me. He will not.
I bend over, spread my ass cheeks with my hands, and jump up and down. Gravity, don’t fail me now. I need you. It appears I stand on the one spot on earth where gravity does not exist.
“Viggggggoooooo!”
I guess I need to explain something to you. Viggo is my teeny, tiny, bullet-sized, pink vibrator. He is named after one of my favorite actors, Viggo Mortensen, who starred in one of my favorite movies, Lord of the Rings. His character, Aragorn, sported my favorite physical features – dark hair, beard, mustache, and piercing eyes. So, duh, I named my beloved vibrator after him. And now … he is lost … inside my ass … buzzing.
Please stop laughing as this is a really serious situation. I need your full support and understanding in this incident.
First, I will catch you up on how this embarrassing predicament occurred.
A little while ago, I slipped my soft pink nightie over my head and slid underneath my satin sheets. Today, life spanked me hard on my ass, so I desperately needed to unwind. My body ached from the stresses of the day and Viggo is my best stress reliever. He is very versatile with varying capabilities – slow and steady vibrations, rapid pulsations, or intermittent thumps.
Tonight, I chose to unwind with slow and steady vibrations. I lay on my back listening to music, while one hand rubbed my nipples, pulling them erect. The other hand tightly held Viggo, placing him on the hood of my clit. I left him there for a few moments, letting him work his magic before sliding him underneath for a more intense sensation.
Oh my gosh, he felt so good. My hips moved with Viggo and I felt the pressure building. Too soon! I wanted this to last a while, so I reluctantly pulled Viggo away from my ultimate pleasure spot. I decided to try something new and slid Viggo down my slippery wet lips to my tight asshole. I felt really adventurous tonight and wanted to explore this new area. I tentatively pressed Viggo longways against my asshole. Surprisingly, the vibrations felt pretty good down there.
I had been told before that there was a spot inside your ass that affects your clit and could intensify your orgasms. Unable to resist, I slowly slid the tip of Viggo, already wet from my own pussy juices, into the opening. He sat there a little while vibrating and allowed me to take in this new sensation. I enjoyed it. It produced different feelings than my clit but was very pleasurable.
Ecstasy fueled my bravery, so I urged Viggo further inside. He easily complied and he felt amazing! I kept pushing him trying to seek out the best spot for him. But, I pushed sweet Viggo too far, and before I knew it, I lost my grip on him.
My first thought was to turn him off. He is controlled by a button on his bottom, and when I tried to push it to turn it off, I accidentally pushed him further inside me, and could no longer grasp him. My heart stopped.
So back to the present, here I am with Viggo, lost in my ass. Realizations take over telling me I need help with this. I need to go to the ER. Ugh.
As I drive to what I am sure will be the most embarrassing experience of my life, I scramble my brain to come up with a story to tell the waiting room attendant. I can’t blurt out I have a vibrator stuck in my ass in front of the unsuspecting other patients, but need to be somewhere close to the story, so they can direct me to the help I need. I got it. I will say I am having severe pelvic pain. That is pretty generic. Do I need to remind you Viggo is still buzzing in my ass? Sitting on him buzzing, while trying to concentrate on the road, is a whole new indescribable feeling.
Anxiety sets in. Trembling, I walk up to the waiting room window and sign in. Relieved, they call me back to the check-in nurse pretty quickly. She asks me what I am there for and I tell her I have pelvic pain. She doesn't really press me on my situation. I pray she can’t hear the whisper-soft buzzing come from my ass. I keep clearing my throat and fake coughing, just in case.
Please stop laughing at me. You know, karma is a bitch. So, stop laughing.
I am led back to a room and told a nurse will be with me shortly. Please be female. Please be female. Of course, a male nurse enters. Thank you, life! Or course, he is good looking. I have no idea why it makes me feel more embarrassed because he is good looking, but it does. His name is Mark, and he is built like a tank with blond hair and bright blue eyes. Oh, and his hands are huge... like the biggest, thickest fingers I have ever seen. Hopefully, he will not be the one dumpster-diving in my ass.
“Hi, so I see you are having pelvic pain. Can you tell me where exactly it hurts and when it started?” he asks.
Sigh. A long silence follows before I can speak. And I find myself whispering.
“I was embarrassed to tell the front desk what was wrong. It is my ass.”
He furrows his brows, and says, “Okay... “ Silence follows and then, “What exactly is wrong with your butt?”
I close my eyes, thinking it will somehow make this whole thing disappear, and say, “I lost my vibrator in my ass. And it is still on.”