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Happy Christmas Uncle

Happy Christmas Uncle

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No room at the Inn

Business took me to the town where my sister lived. Then the dilemma kicked in. The business meeting dragged, and it became obvious that we were never going to manage to cram everything in over the working lunch on Friday. None of the others wanted to stay late on what was after all poets day. Poets day? Ah, come on! You’ve all heard of Poets day? Piss Off Early Tomorrow’s Saturday!

Yeah well, that’s just fine and dandy for those who live and work locally; folks like me who live almost three hundred miles away mean there is no way we’re going to make it worth my while driving home and back again, especially in Winter. Cheaper to stay locally and pick up the threads fresh again on Monday morning. 

Which brings me back to the dilemma. To stay with little sis or not just the week before Christmas. Now please don’t get me wrong, I’m very fond of my little sister, trouble is she’s some ten years younger than I am, doesn’t seem a lot, but I left home when she was eight so we never really got to know each other as adults, I just occasionally get the impression that her view of me is in the ‘boring old fart’ category. Still, I’m always made welcome even if I am reluctant to inflict myself on them. In the end this time my mind was made up for me. There was some sort of local pre-Christmas arts festival that weekend, which was why my colleagues wanted to get away, and also why all the local hotels in my expense account budget range were booked out. So I swung by her house.

I suppose I should have rung first. No, I didn’t catch them in a compromising position or anything like that, but I was left with the distinct impression that I wasn’t quite as welcome as I might have been. In the end, of course, I stayed. With one daughter now living with her partner, the other had finished her university degree and was now living and working from home. Even still there was more than enough room to put me up. I would, however, be left pretty much to my own devices, that was made pretty clear. Sis and her Chamber of Commerce, hubby were very involved in the hierarchy of the festival, daughter made a face behind their backs at this point, and grinned at me - so they would be out late and away early on the each of the days over the weekend.

Queue niece! 

Shauna and I had always been quite close as she was fond of and got on well with both my sons and also my wife and I. She’d stayed with us when she was younger and unlike her, rather spoilt, precocious and moody older sister had grown up into a well adjusted, quite normal young adult. One could almost say in spite of the best endeavours of my sister and her husband but then isn’t that normal in a lot of families. 

A few minutes later as Sister, Charlotte, and Husband, Jack bustled out on their way to their important social gatherings, Shauna and I waved them off. 

“So Shauna, if Uncle is paying, and I am, where can we go have a quiet bite to eat?”

She laughed, put on a baby voice and said “Well Uncle Sven…” and got no further as I swatted her ass, then held her shoulders and stated very firmly, “If you call me Uncle again, just once more this evening, I’ll smack your behind and all bets are off!” The twinkle in her eye made me realise that perhaps the threat wasn’t such a hell of a good idea suddenly, but I kept my grip on her shoulders nevertheless. She giggled a bit more and relaxing in my grip laid her head on my chest and said, “Okay, Sven, I’ll be good. Now, if you let me go I’ll take you up to your room, we can freshen up, then if we head off out. I know a pub about ten miles away from where we can grab a bite to eat without having to book.”

“Sounds good,” I said, kissed her on her forehead - which made her blush, Shauna blushes easily, then letting her go I grabbed my overnight bag and computer and followed her upstairs. As I did so, I noted that ‘little’ Shauna had indeed grown up into an attractive woman, her tight little ass was mesmerisingly cute. I shook my head and cleared those sort of thoughts well out of my head, this was my twenty-four-year-old niece, I was in my fifties and this was my sister’s house. She’d have both my nuts on a platter if she knew what I’d just been thinking! 

Shauna dug me out a shower towel and showed me the layout of the guest suite. “Damn site nicer than the local Holiday Inn,” I said, “Now I’ll shower and freshen up and be with you in half an hour.”

She looked me straight in the eye and answered “Back scrub sir?” I grinned back, made a joke about hot and cold running chambermaids, patted her butt as she scooted past which made her giggle again and as I shut the door behind her the thought of being entertained by her company over the weekend made it all seem a bit easier than had I had the full attention of Charlotte and Jack.

o - 0 - o

About forty minutes later Shauna was navigating us cross country, the lovely winding roads that both I and my classic Porsche love. Great lights, fun road, a good car and a pretty blonde beside me, this looked like being a good evening spent in pleasant company. 

After some twenty minutes or so we pulled off into the archetypal example of an out of the way, olde worlde English Country Pub, The Old Mill. As the festival was on, it was almost empty and the restaurant manager seated us in a secluded alcove with a window view of the millstream, wheel and lade picked out tastefully in subdued, hidden lighting. His comment of ‘that’ll allow you and your daughter some peace and quiet,’ must have made him wonder as I looked blank and Shauna seeing my face went red and giggled. I suspect that when it dawned on me I also blushed as he winked at me in a knowing way as he went off with our drinks order.

As he disappeared Shauna laughed and said, “Well sugar daddy?” I knew by her expression that I must have blushed even more.

When the drinks appeared I raised mine in a toast, “Sod ‘em all, we’re still going to enjoy ourselves…” but was totally unprepared for what happened next, as I raised my glass and took a sip, Shauna ran her toes along the top of my leg and was duly rewarded by her Uncle blowing a mouthful of beer everywhere to more than one disapproving look from what few other guests there were. As I struggled for breath I finally managed to gather myself enough to ask her not to do ‘that’ before we got thrown out. Looking contrite she promised to behave herself, however difficult it was. Even still more than once she played footsie with me during the rest of the sojourn, but that I felt I could cope with even if it was a distraction

The rest of our dinner passed quickly with what to most would have been a very ‘geeky’ evening, but which in fact was most interesting. I’m in the computer business, and her degree is as well, so time flew as we discussed the more up to date trends of mutual interest. I paid the check as she went to the powder room, and it was only halfway to the car that I realised that as we were walking out the door she had slipped her arm through mine. It seemed quite natural at the time. I held open her door for her as she slipped into her seat and was rewarded with not only a delectable view of the top of her legs, far enough to have the hint in the light from the floodlights that any panties that might once have been worn were not there now. As she saw where my gaze had been, I’m sure she was again gratified with the sight of me blushing yet again, it certainly seemed to be her sole aim. As I walked round to the drivers side I pondered over the way she was displaying herself as if I was her ‘date,’ I also contemplated that I was being teased to the point of distraction, in fact to the point that had I been her ‘date,’ I knew I’d have been in for a home run. 

On the way home I asked about the whereabouts of the guy I’d seen on my last visit. The one that as I put it ‘she seemed to be an item with.’ It transpired Jack had managed to frighten him off. Seemed it happened a lot. When I commented on it she just shrugged her shoulders. “Uncle, I’m not a slut, although I did sleep with them, I didn’t like any of them enough to stand up to Dad over it. It’s still useful to be able to live at home just at the moment. I’ve got a lot of debt to clear before I can think of a place of my own.” I dropped the conversation at that point as the traffic got heavier coming back into town. As we were approaching their house I realised, at about the same time as Shauna that we were following Charlotte and Jack home. It was confirmed as we turned into the driveway of the house behind them. Though I didn’t think much of it at the time Shauna muttered ‘Bugger!’ half under her breath.

Once we were inside Charlotte and Jack made polite conversation over a night-cap, Shauna excused herself and ostensibly went off to bed, and as ‘they had a long day tomorrow’ Jack and Charlotte soon followed. As it had been a busy day I saw no reason not to follow suit so decided to go to bed myself.

Lying in bed in the darkness in that half sleeping half-waking state, I was thinking of the evening and Shauna and realised I was more than a little erect and groaned inwardly contemplating my current ex-marriage celibacy. I wondered what might have happened if my sister and brother-in-law hadn’t arrived at the same time. Then shook my head in disbelief at my thoughts, not only was she younger than both my sons, she was also my niece. Whatever I felt like it was still incest and heavily taboo. 

Half asleep as I was I must have missed the soft click as the door opened. I didn’t miss the weight of someone sliding into bed with me though. Nor the hand on my mouth or the hoarse whisper of “Shh!” as a naked body snuggled up to me. It twisted in my arms and spooned against me, pulling my hands around me as that ‘tight little ass’ ground it’s delectable way against my aching hardness. Shauna reached down and eased my length between her legs then steered my hands into holding her beautiful breasts, breathtakingly soft, nipples hard as little pebbles in the palms of my hands. 

Even if I had wanted to I could not have stopped now. She wriggled a little and steered the tip of me into her opening. “Fuck me, don’t make love, just Fuck me hard, now!” As she said that last word she wriggled again and then pushed sharply back and down sliding the whole length of me deep inside her wet and ready cleft. She was if anything more worked up than I was, because less than a minute since getting into bed with me she was, after little more than three or four shuddering strokes, hitting a high that brought me with her in a gasping but silent, screaming come, arching as deep as I could up into her. 

Our breaths came in gasps as we tried to be as quiet as possible. Finally, I managed to ask “Sweet Jesus Shauna, what if Jack and Charlotte hear us.” 

“They won’t, listen.” Was her answer. Through the closed door, I could hear the subdued but distinct sound of lovemaking. “Friday night is fucking night,” Shauna continued, “has been for a long time, anyway they’re probably pissed, usually are. “They won’t be out of there or bothering us before morning, then they’ll be off to their precious bloody festival again. “Now come on screw me again.” 

“Hang on,” I said, “Don’t you want me to wear some sort of protection? “In any case, I need some refractory time - I’ll be bloody lucky if anything happens again tonight, let alone in ten minutes! “I’m not sixteen years old you know!”

Shauna snuggled under my armpit - “In the first count even if you hadn’t had the snip, and I know you have had, I’ve heard mother arguing with Dad as to why he won’t have it done, and your name always crops up. In any case, I know you won’t have any std’s and I like messy sex.” 

She was lying on top of me now, and I felt her drip on me again as if to reinforce what she was saying. 

Then it was, ‘eat me.’ No 'please' or 'thank you' before she was moving up to sit her sweet lips on my face. A moment’s hesitation on both our parts and then she was sat firmly on my mouth. Tentatively I licked my tongue and encountered our mixed juices. A little sharp, but not unpleasant was the first impression. I licked on and was rewarded by a much heavier trickle of sticky cum. Whereas not my favourite, it was bearable and Shauna was rapidly approaching another climax. Her muscles spasming and clenching just about emptied the remainder of my juice out of her completely. Unable to stand anymore she slid down off me, kissing and cleaning the wetness off my face, before carrying on down to clean me off, kissing, licking and sucking me as she did so.

Amazingly I felt myself hardening - something I would not have believed possible in such a short space of time. I slid a little farther down the bed in preparation for what I wanted to do next. Gently I pulled her up so she ended once again kneeling either side of my head, hands on the headboard. I pulled her down so that I could eat her out, this time mainly just her own sweet nectar. I knew the taste and wonderful aroma would make me hard again - and it did. Now I slipped out from underneath between her legs, my tongue swiping round her starfish as I did so. Then, before she could change her mind I pulled her gently by the hips back towards me, the tip of my cock seeking her sweet entrance. She grabbed it and made sure it went in then with me pulling she pushed back and I buried deep, deep up inside her. She was now kneeling with me thrusting hard into her as she rested her face, head on one side, on the bed. She pulled the pillow to her to stifle the noise she realised she was beginning to make, her other hand reaching back thumbing her self and me to bring us both off quicker. 

She came suddenly without warning, going quite rigid, clamping down hard on me and the added friction meant I too came though I guess it was a pretty dry come by then. In slow motion we lay down, still coupled. Totally spent I fell asleep vaguely aware that I was still half rigid, still inside her, back spooned together one hand still clutching that lovely breast.

o - 0 - o

I woke with a guilty start as I became aware of sister Charlotte standing at the bedroom door holding a cup of coffee. Fortunately, the bedclothes half covered me and I quickly realised Shauna, thank god, was not there. 

“Sorry to barge in Sven, but Jack and I are off in a moment, and I thought I’d better at least say good morning and goodbye with a cup of coffee. “Hope you’ll be OK, We’ll be going to the Christmas Festival Ball tonight and, as we like to have a drink and not worry, we’re staying overnight at the hotel. “We won’t be back until quite late on Sunday,” at this point she had come into the room and her nose wrinkled slightly at the distinct smell of sex that I was certainly aware of, but she obviously didn’t believe her nose and carried on, “Shauna’s promised to look after you for us.  Must dash.  See you tomorrow.” and she was gone. A couple of minutes later, the front door shut, a car door slammed, and I heard them leaving. 

The bedroom door opened and a stark naked Shauna stood there, hand on hip and plastic reindeer antlers in her hair. “Shauna’s promised to look after you for us. Must dash,” she said mimicking her mother a few moments before. Then “Morning Uncle Sven,” she walked up to the side of the bed, put her foot up on the bed and hovered over me with a coral-pink, excited thinly furred cunt, Hard little bud already showing as it glistened ready for me, “Think you can manage this?”

I growled at her, pulled her forward and buried my face between her legs. God, I love the smell and taste of a hot woman. She must have been diddling herself for some time. She was so wet it was running down her thighs, in the end, I just flipped her over onto her back, put her legs on my shoulders and slid straight in with no preliminaries. This was just hard, fast fucking, to hell with gentleness, lovemaking or finesse. That tight, sweet woman brought me off with a crying groan of pleasure, the only thing I could think of was, thank God we were alone in the house. We would have wakened the dead.

“Clean me up again please Uncle,” she lisped in a little girl voice, so I did, then lay back as she did the same for me. We lay there nestled together, me trying to avoid a coronary, I’m not sure she was even breathing heavily. Eventually, she pulled me up and pushed me towards the shower, the adult playroom she called it, which was ‘big enough for both of us…’ I’d love to say we then had fantastic sex in the shower but the truth was I was burnt out and we just washed each other thoroughly and carefully, don’t get me wrong. It was a great experience soaping and washing down the delectable body of such a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman.

Outside it was drizzly wet winters day, so there was no thought of going anywhere, in any case, who the hell wanted to join the Christmas Festival and shopping rush, not either of us! So we just spent a quiet morning in each others company. Buttoned up against the weather we walked hand in hand to their local pub and had a pint or two and a sandwich, surprisingly with none of her friends there to notice us or comment. 

When we got back to the house and were alone again she helped me off with my coat before taking off her own. Then, laying a finger in a hushing motion across my lips took me by the hand and led me upstairs, this time to her bedroom on the front of the house. “If they do decide to come back we’ll get some warning,” she said, “Not that I care that much - might give them both a heart-attack.” She left the lights off and the curtains open, in the gathering dusk the lights of Jack’s tacky Christmas lights draped across the front of the house gave us light enough.

She turned and pulled off my sweater, then my T-shirt. Kneeling down she undid my belt, and I duly kicked off my shoes and stepped out of my pants. She helped me off with my socks and shorts then watched as naked I picked up my clothes and took them to my room across the landing. “Good thinking,” was all she said as I came back and started to take her own top off. The sweater came off over her head to reveal no bra and a pair of beautifully hard nubs staring at me. God her tits were fantastic! I slipped my hands down to her elastic ski-pants and slid them and her sheer panties down her long lithe legs. She stepped out of them, and I stepped back and sat on the edge of her bed as she did a little pirouette before stepping across to me. I pulled her to me, my hands on her ass cheeks, she bent to kiss me and instead, I kissed her beautiful nipples one after the other, then together as she pushed them both together and towards my lips. My prick was so hard I hurt. I pulled her towards me again, kissing down her flat stomach using my tongue one her ‘inny’ navel. Then down to her sparse blonde hair, so pale it almost didn’t exist. She put a foot on the bed to give me better access. Ecstasy! I let her push me back on the bed and then pulled her with me so she ended up half kneeling and sitting on my face. Sucking her juicy quim was almost enough to make me come spontaneously without even being touched. She came hard and fast on my sucking probing mouth and tongue a little scream on her lips as she did so and then rolling off me as she became too sensitive.

She lay there for a moment breathing heavily then rolled over and kissed me, wet open-mouthed, tongue and teeth clashing. Then down to my shaft and the blowjob to beat all blowjobs. Licking, kissing, nibbling, lovingly taking first one ball then the other into her mouth and sucking on them, then both together, then licking back to the tip. Closing her mouth over the crown she used her tongue to swirl around the corona. “If you keep doing that I’m going to come,” I warned, “Good” was the only response as I felt my balls pulling up and come I did, in fountains. She swallowed the first gush, then opened her mouth to let me see the cum dripping back and then a second harder spasm from me which she mainly caught in her mouth before closing over the end again and milking me with her hand. When I had finished she opened her mouth again and made a show of swallowing it all.

She snuggled up alongside me as I reached down and pulled the comforter over us.

o - 0 - o

Rather later the next morning, I woke up to find she had rolled a little way away from me so I got quietly up and pulled some clothes on before going downstairs to make something to eat. The smell of fresh coffee brought the lovely Shauna downstairs about ten minutes later. Naturally, she wandered in naked, it seemed to be her normal mode of dress just at the moment. “Do you dress like that when Jack and Charlotte are about? I asked. “Sometimes.” Was the succinct reply. “What does Jack think?” “Oh, he splutters a lot.” “Aren’t you worried they might walk in.” “No, In any case, Mother told me to try and be discrete if I seduced you.” As I choked over a mouthful of coffee, blowing it over the newspaper I’d been looking at I think I probably gave her the reaction she was hoping for over this latest revelation.

“Oh yes,” she continued, “Mother and I have few secrets and I laughingly said I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on you now Auntie Jan was no longer on the scene. All she said was ‘try not to let your father know…’, so yesterday morning when she’d brought you that coffee she stuck her head around my door and told me ‘for God’s sake get some air freshener in the room, it smells like a brothel!” Shauna paused looked thoughtful for a second and finished up “I thought I’d better not ask her how she knew… might have been pushing my luck a bit too much.”

I was staggered, all I could think of was how the hell I was going to look her in the eyes next time we met! I said so. Shauna just laughed, “She’s much more laid back than you think, you know. She actually went as far as to hint that given the opportunity she would have had a pop at you herself.” I was speechless, my supposedly staid sister wanted to jump into bed with me. I mean as a woman she was quite attractive but for heaven’s sake, my ‘sister’… Shauna continued “if you’re thinking taboo, incest, what the hell do you call fucking me for the last twenty-four hours or so. I was still dumbfounded but thought ‘yeah,’ the girl has a point there.

Shauna came and sat on my lap. “Ma can be way out at times, especially away from Dad. “He tends to dampen out some of her wilder ideas. “Anyway you are right, we’d better get dressed, last time they did this Mum didn’t like the hotel too much and they came home for a shower and a freshen up.” Obediently I finished up the last of my coffee and headed up to wash and dress. Oh and let some fresh air into the bedroom upstairs. 

“Just make the bed will you,” Shauna called out. “That way I won’t have to change the sheets and mum won’t worry.” 

As the weather was again raining with a thin north wind, we didn’t go anywhere, but just read the Sunday papers and chilled out over more coffee. It really was very civilised. Charlotte and Jack didn’t return until mid-afternoon, by then a watery sunshine had appeared, and as they appeared to be in a grumpy mood, we elected to go for a walk to get some fresh air and let them get over whatever was bugging them. When we got back an hour later for a fairly basic dinner, Jack, announced he had ‘one of his migraines, was taking some tablets, and going to bed.’ As he disappeared Charlotte rolled her eyes and muttered something I didn’t catch but which made Shauna stifle a giggle with a cough. Charlotte, now Jack wasn’t here I called her by her kid sister name Charlie, loosened up a bit. Thankfully she elected not to allude to whatever she thought Shauna and I might have been up to. I’m not at all sure I could have coped with that. However, liberated they might have been the thought of it all with Charlie’s blessing still left me uncomfortable.  Stupid really. I hadn’t let it worry while I was attempting to screw the ass of Shauna the previous night!

I decided to have an early night, a decision that appeared to please the other two as well. So I left them to whatever they needed to do and went to bed. Rather looking forward to a quieter night and some sleep actually. I’m not used to the sort of marathon sex of the past thirty-six hours and I really did have a busy day ahead of me on the morrow.  

Well, perhaps you’ve worked out what happened later, I must be stupid because I really didn’t see it coming. I was woken at some ungodly hour by what I thought was Shauna returning for another bit of fun. I actually said, “Jesus Shauna, haven’t you had enough!” I was mortified when Charlie, as she snuggled a rather nice pair of tits into my back, said quietly “Was she good? She said you were and I should take the chance when I could.  In the end, I was lying there thinking maybe she was right - I might never get the chance, so I decided I would see if my big brother was as good as I hoped he might be.” Without giving me a chance to say anything, and in any case I was too shaken to say much, she continued, “You know something I’ve waited almost forty years for this. “I spied on you when you were having a shower way back then and I’ve always remembered the sight of your hard prick.” She put her hand on me, wrapped it around the hardness her presence had produced. “Seems I’m not disappointed.”

At that point, she ducked under the duvet and wrapped her lips around the crown, God I’d thought her daughter was good. All I can say is that maybe she was taught by her mother who was incredible. Then she slid up me, gave me a slobbery kiss, climbed astride me, reached down and tucked me into her entrance. As she slid me into that wonderful cavity the inevitable comparison with Shauna took place in my head. Not as tight sure. But just as fantastic in her own right - she knew how to use her muscles in a way Shauna had yet to learn. without moving she was milking me to the point where I was close, too close.  I couldn’t wait, sister or not was of little consequence now, this was a hot woman I was deep inside and we were both close to coming. I rolled her onto her back, she wrapped her legs around my waist and in a short couple of minutes, we both came hard, wet and quite noisily, I never did have much staying power! Jesus, I hoped Jack was out for the count. 

I slipped out of Charlie’s now juicy cunt as I quickly softened. She kissed me, then grinning in the dimness said “Worth the wait. Not tonight but next time, brother of mine, I want that to be slower, longer and with more build up.” And she slipped out of bed and away in the darkness. I lay awake, almost unable to believe it had happened so fast had it been. 

o - 0 - o

Movement and the noise of people moving woke me the next morning. Jack left early for work, so at least I didn’t have to face him. I got into the big shower, the adult playroom Shauna had called it just yesterday morning. I stood soaking under the jet, luxuriating in the warmth and then turning it cold to wake me up fully.  I turned around and reached for the towel to find Shauna holding it for me. “Allow me,” was all she said before drying my chest, then turning me round to dry my back. Then she knelt down in front of me to pay attention to my ‘important little bits’.  God! Even fully dressed she was sexy and I started to grow in response to her touches. Before long I was as hard as a rock. At that point, she gave up the pretence and took me in her mouth in a final blowjob. Final in more ways than one. After the last couple of days, I was surprised I was even able to get hard let alone respond. She didn’t take long to finish me off though I nearly fell over as I came. No surprise then to hear a light ripple of applause from Charlie who was stood leaning up against the doorway. “Very good dears, now breakfast is ready, you’ll need to hurry up a little bit Uncle Sven, otherwise you’ll both be late for work.”

How can you sit down to breakfast, apparently quite normally, after a weekend like that? Act normally with a mother and daughter who both know the other has fucked the bejesus out of you? With a sister who fifteen minutes before watched your niece, her daughter, end up with sperm running down her face as the result of a final blowjob before you escaped to reality?

No. I don’t know either, but I, we did.  As I walked out to the car a few minutes later I swear I was bandy-legged. As I drove off with the window down I heard them both call “Happy Christmas Uncle - Hurry back!”   Try and stop me….


©Sven the Elder 

December 2017






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