Would that my prick had such sting said the love bird with the wounded wing.

He tried and failed on his latest quest
to fondle twist and lick her breasts

So head hung low with wounded wing

he pondered thus his teenie thing

Thinking of his real men fiends he said

"would that my prick had such sting"

The failed quest beauty felt so sorry

that she threw for him a pity party

She invited their friends yes brought them all

to the pity party for his tiny thing

He was made to stand against the wall

stripped naked on display? His teenie thing

And as he looked at all real men said

"would that my prick had such sting".