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A polite man's wife is not a happy one

Second in a Gilbert Sullivan sexy, satirical, lewdly, lyrical farago. Ref> Pirates
When dealing with sexual frustration


Because wifely duties are not done.

(are notdone)

When the better half blames menstruation,


A polite man knows what is to be done.

(to be done.)

A discrete man need not grow agitated


That his good wife is not a nasty one.

(nasty one)

Instead his cock should be insinuated


Where light never reaches from the sun.

(from the sun.)

So when his help meet fails in her duty

(in her duty)

And forces him to take her up the bum,

(up the bum)

It is he who enjoys her naked booty.

(naked booty.)

A polite man's wife is not the happy one.

(happy one.)

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