There’s something to be said for online dating
As this day’s joyous nuptials clearly show.
Let’s not be backward in our celebrating;
Let plentiful libations freely flow!

As this day’s joyous nuptials clearly show,
Two souls have found each other captivating.
Let plentiful libations freely flow;
Let’s drink a toast to cyberspatial mating.

Two souls have found each other captivating
Despite the pressures of life’s to-and-fro.
Let’s drink a toast to cyberspatial mating,
Since now it’s tied this sweet belle to her beau.

Despite the pressures of life’s to-and-fro,
Let’s not be backward in our celebrating!
Since now it’s tied this sweet belle to her beau,
There’s clearly something to be said for online dating!