A Visit From Pimp-Daddy Claus

By DuncanDix

Original link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/a-visit-from-pimpdaddy-claus.aspx

Tags: Fucking, Facial, Youth, Hookers, Oral

Added: 23 Nov 2010 Views: 2483 Avg Score: 5

With apologies to Clemet Moore.
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
'Cept my trouser mouse.

The stockings were hung
By the chimney with care,
And my girl was in bed
With her legs in the air.

And I was deep pumpin'
And churning my cum,
Ramming my dick
In her tight sugar-plum.

Outside, the weather
was nasty and bleak.
Inside, we'd been doing
The nasty all week!

The juices were flowing,
The sheets were all wet.
My girl really knew
How to work up a sweat!

I kept right on shoving
And slamming it home,
Stretching her pussy
With my nine-inch long bone.

Her titties were bouncing
And flopped side to side--
I was really enjoying
This Christmas sleigh ride.

My girlfriend looked up
And said with a smile
"Take me from behind,
And let's doggie-style!"

So I turned my girl over
Put my hands on her hips
And positioned my cock
At her hot pussy lips.

I asked, "Are you ready?"
She nodded her head.
Then, BAM! I was thrustin'
and shakin' the bed.

She let out a yelp
With her head snapping back.
No way was she ready
For my big dick attack.

She sputtered and gasped
And squealed like a pig.
"Fuck me hard, baby!
Your cock is so big!"

I wasn't about
To let us unhitch.
My cock was still rockin'
I had my own itch.

I flipped her back over
To cum on her face.
It was my Christmas pudding
She wanted to taste.

I straddled her head,
She slurped on my pole,
I reached back behind
and fingered her hole.

And then with a growl
 I coated her tongue
With a mighty sperm blast
From my cock so well-hung.

But out on the lawn
There came such a roar,
I sprang from my bed
and ran 'cross the floor.

I opened the window
Looked left and looked right,
Straining to see
In the dark, snowy night.

Then I saw down below
Something drive through the muck:
It was Pimp-Daddy Claus
In a red pick-up truck!

It was deck out with tinsel,
and lights all aglow,
And it played Jingle Bells
As it drove through the snow.

I then looked again
(My head in a whirl).
I could see that the truck
Was filled with young girls!

Nice perky titties
Wild hair all untamed.
And Pimp-Daddy claus yelled
And called them by name:

"On Mary! On Carol!
On Holly, Jeanette!
Your pussies are ready!
They're all drippimng wet!

"On Karen! On Sharon!
Your pussies are sweet!
Spread your lips wide
And fill with man meat!

On Candy! On Randy!
Your pussies are nice!
Your hot lovely asses
Will bring a good price!

On Tina! On Gina!
Your pussies are fine!
They'll polish some dicks--
Make 'em glisten and shine!

"We got to get going
The men are a waitin'.
If we don't get there soon,
They'll start masturbatin'!

"And you know what'll happen
If the men don't get laid.
No gas in the tank
'Cause you didn't get paid!"

Then Pimp-Daddy Claus
He muttered and clucked,
And unloaded his bag
Off the back of his truck.

Got up on the porch
And knocked on the door,
And cried, "Open up!
I've got presents galore!"

I rushed out the door
And feeling quite brave,
Flashed my dick at the girls
And they smiled and waved.

Then P-D Claus said,
As the snow slowly fell,
"Gotta get on the road,
I've got pussies to sell!"

I went back up the stairs
Wth the movies and stuff
And selected one titled:
Young, Hot, Virgin Muff

My girl said to me
As I grabbed the remote,
"That Pimp-Daddy Claus
Is a horny old goat."

"No," I said, grinning,
"He's not what he seems.
He's only fulfilling
Everyman's dreams

"Of titties and pussy
and well-rounded tush."
And with that I buried
My face in her bush.

She couldn't reply
She could only just grunt,
As my tongue danced over
The lips of her cunt.

She huffed and she puffed
As her orgasm grew.
I stuck in a finger--
And then I stuck two!

She spread her legs wider,
She was getting real hot,
Then her body went spastic
As my tongue hit the spot.

Her climax was heard
For miles around.
Her pussy juice gushed--
And I just about drowned!

So we watched all the movies,
We drank all the beer,
And we humped all the way
Into the New Year.

For Pimp-Daddy Claus said
Speeding off in his truck:
"Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a good FUCK!"