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Magical Alley Cat

Magical "Alley" Cat

Posting on the threads,
that I imagine he dreads.
He wasn't around for long,
probably went back to his bong.

I noticed him right away,
the Author who knows his prey.

The company he keeps,
is among the elite.
All well established,
even on the street.

His friends are loyal, intelligent and witty.
They call him Jack,
not the black kitty.

Did you know I would wander,
and look all around,
for that Magical cat called Felix,
until he was found?

Call it stalking, lurking, or creeping about.
I like reading his comments,
that's without a doubt.

Jack lives near the Valley,
where it's clean and green,
but he prefers it "in the Alley",
where it's a whole different scene.

You see, Jack likes the crack.
Not the crack you smoke,
but the kind you can poke.

So, when he calls me Anal Heart,
it's no surprise.
But he knows its Angel Heart,
and I don't want to improvise.

His comments in threads,
although witty and wise,
leave those who don't get him,
wanting to cut him to size.

There's this genuine confidence,
that sets him apart.
He's sexy, appealing, and
oh, so smart.

After reading his stories,
I became a fan.
He's not just about anal,
but if I tell you,
I'll get banned.

If you don't get his humor,
or know that he's real,
find out for yourself,
but don't try to steal.
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