Reed is a lover, a bounder, a rake,
Where hearts are wanting, he’s there on the take. 
In low conversations of hearts in need, 
Whispered enquiries: “Have you tried Reed?” 
Effortless grace and boundless urbanity; 
He thinks of himself, a gift to humanity. 
This little boy blue will blow your horn, 
A smile to wear for one's rivals to scorn. 
Simple gratification with minimal fuss, 
A tick in your box, a thumbs up from us. 
Don’t feel any guilt for an act of hubris, 
Just keep telling yourself, “I deserve this.” 
Reed lives for fun, he means you no harm, 
Just don’t fall for his immoderate charm.