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The Twelve Kinks Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
A handjob under the tree.

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Two tickled balls,
And a handjob under the tree.

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Three wet holes,
Two tickled balls,
And a handjob under the tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Four nipple clamps,
Three wet holes,
Two tickled balls,
And a handjob under the tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Five tubes of lube.

Four nipple clamps,
Three wet holes.
Two tickled balls,
And a handjob under the tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Six nights in handcuffs,
Five tubes of lube.

Four nipple clamps,
Three wet holes,
Two tickled balls,
And a handjob under the tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Seven strippers stripping,
Six nights in handcuffs,
Five tubes of lube.

Four nipple clamps,
Three wet holes,
Two tickled balls,
And a handjob under the tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Eight leather whippings,
Seven strippers stripping,
Six nights in handcuffs,
Five tubes of lube.

Four nippple clamps,
Three wet holes,
Two tickled balls,
And a handjob under the tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Nine blow up women,
Eight leather whippings,
Seven strippers stripping,
Six nights in handcuffs,
Five tubes of lube.

Four nipple clamps,
Three wet holes,
Two tickled balls,
And a handjob under the tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Ten sloppy blowjobs,
Nine blow up women,
Eight leather whippings,
Seven strippers stripping,
Six nights in handcuffs,
Five tubes of lube.

Four nipple clamps,
Three wet holes,
Two tickled balls,
And a handjob under the tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Eleven golden showers,
Ten sloppy blowjobs,
Nine blow up women,
Eight leather whippings,
Seven strippers stripping,
Six nights in handcuffs,
Five tubes of lube.

Four nipple clamps,
Three wet holes,
Two tickled balls,
And a handjob under the tree.

On the twelveth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Twelve sex diseases,
Eleven golden showers,
Ten sloppy blowjobs,
Nine blow up women,
Eight leather whippings,
Seven strippers stripping,
Six nights in handcuffs,
Five tubes of lube.

Four nipple clamps,
Three wet holes,
Two tickled balls,
And a handjob under the tree.
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